short gay guy and i’ve had straight girls go out of their way to say they wouldn’t date me because of my height. mary i didn’t ask.

“Wouldn’t date a giantess like you anyways”

Okay goliath

Fuck that’s a good one

Definitely would use this if that happened lol

lol many times it's a 5'2 gal rejecting a 5'8 guy because she only dates guys over 6 feet tall and he's way too short for her. Like bish, you for real? u/ppseeds

“You would crush me though lol”

"Yeah I agree. You'd weigh way too heavy on top of me" should be the response to that.

"Okay, size queens"

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"Also you're kinda fat" ​ That will *destroy* them.

I wouldn't date someone with ears like yours

That's... oddly specific.

How long do you think someone would stare at their ears after hearing that?

happy cake day!

“Don’t worry I wouldn’t date you because of your face.”

My go to response is “Eww, you’re not my type. No thanks” And they got really angry lol

"I wouldn't date you because of you"

Everyone is like 'haha, wouldn't date your tall ass anyway!! Haha' but please, let me be the shorter one for you (This is a joke bc you deserve BJs)

"I wouldn't date you because of your assumed gender darling, so off you pop."

im always reminded of the bliss for being gay lol thank fcking god

"That's so funny, Mara! I was thinking the same thing! Byeee!"

Same here. Jokes on them

Right here bro <3 I prefer shorter guys, they're *throwable*

I'm not short but skinny, equally throwable.

Same here, maybe we can throw each other ;)

Let me ask my bf real quick

Bro, I'm built like a fuckin tank, and you're both going over my shoulders, but I will not make it up the stairs

Hmm. Not only am I all bones, but they're also sharp. Might puncture your shoulder.

WOOOO toss party!

Happy to jump in and throw you both

Like a Javelin.

love to be treated like an ikea furniture instructions sheet at the moment where frustration takes over <3

We’re gonna needs more screws and nuts

bring all the screws and nuts you need babe

You put it together yourself, all you need is me.. [Allen Wrench](https://youtu.be/VTLYris4kJU).

Tungggggstennnnnn!

>love to be treated like an ikea furniture instructions sheet at the moment where frustration takes over <3 Can I steal this for my dating app bio? :p

Me as a 5'3": toss me but... don't tell the elf

[This you ?](https://youtu.be/P85aYQZy8UY)

Pretty much

Hiii 🤤

If you're short and a bottom then the world truly becomes your oyster (or rather, you become the world's oyster lol 🥴)

Where’s my short top king at 👑

Pocket top is also acceptable.

Tater top

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Jet pack ;)

As a short guy, this is the truth

As a short guy, I can’t relate 😐

Yep. I have a lot of short straight male friends, all single, and not by choice! They've asked out plenty of women but been rejected again & again for being short. I feel very sad for them. Many modern women are incredibly picky, even when they don't have much to offer themselves! Makes me feel blessed for being a short obese gay man, I've received plenty of romantic attention from gay men. If I was straight, I would be single and lonely like my straight friends. Sad. Edit: one of my straight friends though he's happily married and certainly not short, the legendary u/ppseeds !!!

It's all going to depend. I'm a short bi guy who has dated both men and women. While I've never had much luck meeting women online, I've never had issues connecting with them in person. Online dating is a dehumanizing experience for everyone, regardless of gender or sexual orientation.

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Please tell your friend: I have several clients where I showed up to meet them and their dog-children, and it was very attractive 6'+ women and these ~~absolute fuckin snacks~~ short kings. They just need to find that lady that appreciates them for who they are (tiny kings that need their [inappropriate words]).

i will, thanks!

Something about the use of the term "modern women" always stands out and icks me. It just reminds me of all the red pill "alpha" men with podcasts. Or at least gives that connotation to it. Anyways, sorry, this has nothing to with the content of your comment otherwise. Just an observation.

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Aww, this is sweet and so true, from what I've seen with some of my gay friends' crushes and boyfriends. Short guys deserve tons of love ❤️

Waiting for my tall men here. ;-;

6.5 too much?

Come on down! \*stares down at me\*

(゜-゜)

Just right

As a tall bottom, I *do* sometimes wish I were shorter haha

I like tall bottoms.... Of course I also just like bottoms! 😁

What in god's name. Edit: ^ his pre-edit comment was truly cursed.

I'm 5'10" and chubby but I want to be picked up and tossed around like a 5'3" 120lb bottom :(

There are few things in life better than a long pair of legs wrapped around me 🤤

same here, if i could trade inches of height with a straight short guy i would.

Aww that’s so sweet of you! In the end, I don’t think I would. I like being tall haha. But if I could like, try it out for a night I would. I’ve slept with guys who were like 6’7” and I was like damn is this what it’s like??

6’2” here and love my short kings!

🥹❤️

*talks in 5'4 Well hello there

Oh hello ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I may be 5'3" but don't assume that I *only* bottom ;⁠)

**must also be skinny* is written on the fine print.

Or muscular :)

and bingo was his name o

I’m a short twink and get literally no attention l m a o

are you skinny tho? skinny to the bone?

I’ve been skinny all my life and have ranged anywhere from skinny to the bone to approaching twunk territory (after a year+ of consistently going to the gym). Through all of it I’ve gotten very little attention from guys ever. I don’t think I’m bad looking either so idk 🤷🏾

then its prolly racism sorry

yeah I’m black so maybe 🙃

Back in my twink era, same. The Grindr profiles that said “no fat no femmes no blacks no Asians” really fucked with how I viewed myself. Kinda still does. Nothing really hurt more than someone just flat out saying “you’re cute, for an Asian”

Sorry homie there’s definitely guys out there for you tho 🤗

Well no overly obese. But beefy short king are definitely popular.

Nah, give me a short chubby cutie any day 🥰

I'm 6'4 ill never live the dream of having guys look at me like that 😮‍💨

I’m also 6’4”. Years ago I went out on a few dates with a guy that was 6’9”. It was actually a bit intimidating, I was not used to being the short one. My husband is 5’10”. I sarcastically call him my short king sometimes. He isn’t amused.

Awww

It’s ok, I own a ladder we got this.

Short guys are great, I love being able to easily pick up a cute compact guy and toss him into the bed. Or fuck while holding him with his legs wrapped around my waist.

As a bisexual everyone in these panels are attractive.

I am a BI guy as well and posted almost the same thing. Short bottoms 🤤 Tall bottoms 🤤 Medium bottoms 🤤 Skinny bottoms 🤤 Muscle bottoms 🤤 Thick bottoms 🤤 Hairy bottoms 🤤 Smooth bottoms 🤤 Twink bottoms 🤤 Hung bottoms 🤤 Married bi bottoms 🤤😂 Vanilla bottoms 🤤 Fem bottoms 🤤 Masculine bottoms 🤤 Adventures BDSM bottoms 🤤🤤 Cage Chastity bottoms 🤤 🤤🤤 Notice the theme yet? I keep getting reminded of the Bloodhound gang song [new vagina](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2FlRFBTeYKY) at one point in the song he says. "You know what I really like in a girl.... ME! "That's kind of how I feel about bottoms they're no bad flavors sizes shapes ages or colors!

I'm short 😭 wheres my tall guy

Definitely true I prefer a bottom I can toss around

I'm a short king who mostly likes other short kings, but so many of them want tall guys. So I guess I relate to the straight guy lol

I like other short guys because it's nice to have someone you're not constantly looking up to. Danced with another guy in a club who was around my height and it was so amazing 😭

Right? It's like a perfect little puzzle, his mouth is just there, his hips in the perfect spot

5’6, last guy I dated was 6’3. Kinda a hilarious contrast. But can confirm tall guys often love short guys.

Currently with my bf who is 6'2" & I'm 5'6" our friends often compare our heights and assume who does what in the bedroom. We found it annoying at first but ended up joking along with them and confusing them in the process lmao

5’7 and 6’5 couple here. I have always liked tall guys, it’s nice to be liked back. Also, i learned that having some sex wedges makes… alignment of body parts much easier. If someone who’s into tall guys is called a tall hawk, what’s is the opposite called?

Woooow. Jeez. 6'5"??? Also same?? I mean I just liked guys period but tall ones were definitely a preference of mine at one point. I like to dominate tall guys or just be completely dominated by them. I also have no clue. Short hawk? Lmao.

Pls talk to me about sex wedges?

I’m 5’ 4” and I feel like only tall guys message me lol

Where do I apply to have tall hunks fawning over my 5'4 short king status?

My bf is shorter than me and the top. I love it. 🫠

I’m 5’6 and def feel like I don’t get attention from being short.

The weird thing is, even though I am short, I seem to only attract bottoms that are taller than me. You'd think it would be tops or even switches, but no, only bottoms.

Dude same!!! I’m 5’6, I’ve always ranged from kinda chubby to kinda beefy and every single time I finally get a taller guy we’re mutually attracted to each other, they want me to fuck them, even if they’re a top or “straight”. Finally after years of being “forced” to be a strict top I decided to have my bottom years before being a strict vers… I get laid less but at least I’m getting what I want 🤣

girls hate you short men, go gay lmao

My bf is a pocket twink 🤤

Wth is a pocket twink?? I’m only 27. Am I that old already to not know this term? 😂

Probably too young. Most likely from the Polly pocket toys. OP's saying they have an extra short twink. Or maybe it came from pets being "pocket" breeds like pocket bullies.

A pocket gay is usually be tween 5’0-5’7. pocket gay An extremely short gay person. JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you? WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date. JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay. WILL: A pocket gay? JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.

I'm 6'1 and I loooooove short guys! Y'all are so cute and foldable. C'mere and let me squeeze you with my big body. It's only hard dating them because we can't wear each other's clothes, but it won't stop me.

Idk what you're talking about. As a short guy, it sounds quite easy to wear my boyfriend's clothes 🤷 sounds like skill issues

Hello 6’1😜

Thank god I'm gay because ain't no woman gonna want a 5ft tall man 😆

But when both of us short guys meet its like 😍

If you're gay and short, hit me the F up. I'm 5' 11" and short guys are boner bringers to me

Yoooo here. Lol

Nabbed me a short king

As did I, I love him he's so cute and the cuddles are perfect

Short guys are awesome. I love being able to lift a guy up.

As a short guy (5'4'') this is definitely NOT all of our experiences. Just like in straight dating, there's a "classically" good looking archetype, and sadly, "short" is not a trait in that list. Which isn't to say no short guys get any play, this just isn't, in **my** experience, the norm.

Agreed.

As a 5'4" this is not true :')

As a 6'1 bottom, ree

Problem is I'm gay short and ugly as all fuck

What is short to y'all? I'm 5'6 and i don't know if i'm short cause it's like average where i live.

*If you're young/fit/attractive Source: 5'6" hairy gay dude that's average and has love handles. When I was younger and thin/average weight, I had a decent number of guys interested. As I grow into a bald middle aged cub/bear, not so much. Luckily I'm engaged and it doesn't matter much.

As a 5'4 bisexual top.. my experience is the straight scenario even with guys

6'2 Bisexual man here, Short guys are definitely cute as fuck

Since it's not mentioned. Artist is https://twitter.com/PapadamnNoire?t=zNx_Ecn37HrpaJ0IhBoT8A&s=09

Nothing sexier than a shorter top

Wish I could find a cute short guy, all the guys I’m running into are 6’ and up. It’s not *bad* kissing someone my height, and maybe it’s just because I’m used to dating women, but I like doing that little lean down to kiss.

As a 5'0 person Y e a h

Gay, short, *and cute*

I'm 6.4 and my regular fuck buddy is a sub 5.2 twink. New kink discovered 😂👀

Very true, I’m 5’7”, I’m a straight 5 but a gay 8

Short top here 🥰

Being 5’2 definitely has its perks

^(why I wish I was short)

Why do I see Markiplier

I am 6’ tall so kind of in the middle I guess. But I never really notice a persons height, I look at the person, not their physical characteristics. I remember my granddad (who was 6’4”) telling me when I was still a kid, “son, you don’t measure a man’s stature in feet and inches.” I didn’t understand what he meant until I was a young adult, but I guess it must have stuck.

Holy Hell, I’ve got 2 short, thick, guys at my gym, and I keep wanting to ask if they be into a 3-some/4-some with a couple of dads. Short guys are <3, for sure.

Damn bro it be like that. Unfortunately I’m not gay.

And here I am at the cursed height of 5'9... Not short enough for this to apply to me, but not tall enough for anyone, either

What is considered short? And what is considered tall? 🤔 because you never hear of the in between either, like I'm 5'9, is that short or tall?

average american adult male height is 5'9, you're neither short nor tall.

Ooo interesting

It's such a double standard that women won't date short men, but if a man won't date a fat woman he's the worst. Weight is something one can change. Height is not.

you're so right! I've also noticed that many women are very aggressive when rejecting men and are quick to say it's their preference, which is fine, but when men reject them, they get very upset and accuse them of fat shaming etc. Hate the double standard!

My best friend (female mid 30s at the time) showed me her tinder one day and she started swiping quickly past all these extremely cute and sweet men who were realistically 5/10 in looks (my friend is objectively a 5 also) and I (realistically a 4) was like 'Whoaaaaa wait wait what about that guy, and that guy, they're awesome, God I WISH I had this many options of nice guys to choose from, are you serious right now?!!". She said that they're not attractive to her, and the ones she stopped on she'd move past because of their height. She was choosing guys who were 10s and 9s.

Studies have shown that 80 percent of women will chase the top 20 percent of men and ignore the rest of men. This is why the men who are 10s and 9s will have plenty of women chasing them (and many of these top men are sleeping with 4-6 women at the same time) while many average and below average looking men are single, lonely, and celibate. It's very unfair but it's the current sad reality.

Yeah true. The other thing is that because sex is so available to women (because men are typically horny af) they assume that's the case for men, and are shocked to learn that the loneliness women feel when they've aged out of their more attractive years, is the loneliness unattractive men feel from a much younger age.

I'm a little over 6' and two tall guys sharing a bed that isn't a King is massive hurdle. Sometimes even a King ends up feeling like a Double. I can't help who I fall for, but I really hope the next ltr is with a shorter guy.

As a taller guy, yeah this is true. While I don’t actively seek out guys based on their height, if their shorter than me I’m a little extra happy

Tall and a bottom and it sucks

I’m a 6’ vers and lemme tell you I, like everyone, love a short bottom, I also love my short kings that rearrange my guts just as well if not better than taller guys because they’ve got something to prove, and that’s that they can fuck.

Yeah no. On Reddit you'll hear "I love short kings". Irl you get told 5'9 is too short.

I wish i was short for this very reason

I'm 6'6" and def into smaller. Tasty af.

I wish. I’m 1,60 (5”3) in the Netherlands and this is not my experience. But then I am terminally shy

Well, in Serbia most of the guys are tall and gays here are into taller ones more haha P.S. I'm into shorter guys plus my boyfriend is shorter than me

5’8” is short right?

Rings true I'm 5'10 so I'm in the middle, on the rare occasion I'm in a topping mood, I usually go after shorter, petite twink types, but most the time I'm looking for taller, husky-well built top guys.

5’10” bottom here and wishing I was fun-sized. I’m maybe an inch taller than my partner, so I just scoot down when we cuddle in bed so I can put my head on his chest.

The guy I'm dating is 6'3 and likes me being 5'8 🤷

I’m 5ft and it attracts certain types of tops

Being a short straight man is a death sentence unless you're rich. But a 5'1" gay guy is considered a fetish and has his pick of options lol.

6'5 here and I definitely prefer short guys over guys near my height

6'2" and I love my short cubby guys. And by short I really do mean shorter than me. My bf is 5'10" and hates when I call him short.

So you're saying, there's a chance?

Well yes, gotta treat our short kings right!

Short gay guy… is 5’0 and a half feet too short? Cause I can’t relate with the photo

I’m 6’2” and love shorter guys because tall guys are awkward bottoms

As a short gay guy 5’ 3” likely due to my celiac, I can confirm this is true. 😂

From what I've heard you are automatically assumed to be a sub-bottom though\^\^

I'm 6'3 so most guys are short guys to me and that's exactly how I like it.

what if you meet a 6'7 guy and he becomes your gay lover? and he keeps making fun of you for being short

Honestly that's not something I would hate. One of my work buddies is about that height and we're all very close and hug frequently. He's my favorite hug, feeling small is rare for me. He's not my gay lover, he's straight and a really good friend.

I believe the slang term (hopefully not offensive) is pocket gay. Personally I like them cuz then I’m big and strong (ha ha).

I’m like a 4 in straight world but a 10 and gay world lol

As a tall gay, yes, i love short guys, give me them all now

Here's the issue: I'm a short top. What do

Me, a Short, dating a Tall: accurate

I'm 6'1/1.85m and would absolutely love to date a Short King. Y'all were designed to be cuddled and 🤬'ed relentlessly by us taller men 😄

Only if you’re a bottom/a twink. And most bottoms are like over 6 ft somehow lol

THATS SO REAL MOST BOTTOMS BE LIKE 6’3 OR SOMETHING CRAZY.

Facts short guys are just 🤤🤤

5”3 🥹