Also he kept saying things like "please stop", "stay back", and "I'm warning you". Is this code? Does this mean he's a bottom or a top? Do you think he'd want to use a condom??
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Gurl *he came back to the gym*. No fucking way that’s coincidence. What other explanation could there be?
I know what it’s like to see these mixed signals. Just last week I was at Arby’s with mom. A hot dilf type avoided my eye contact and then he went to the bathroom. He was obviously cleaning himself out for something more impactful than The Big Montana. I told mom I had to go offer up my own Classic Roast Beef and she threatened to have me institutionalized again. So I said I just had to shit like a regular human person. I went to the bathroom and gurl, **he forgot to flush**. He’s clearly trying to show me how wide open and empty he is. Right. RIGHT?!?!?
💩 😜 💩 😛 💩 😝
Noooo I can't believe bitch mommy ruined your chances with that dilf 😭😭😭
You have 2 options
1.) Break into the Arby's and steal their CCTV footage from the past week so you can get enough photo evidence to find the str8 Chad
2.) Hide behind the dumpster for the next several weeks till he returns. Smelly, but that's masc and dumpster sludge makes great lube
Giiirl stop this is giving me flashbacks to the AGB gurl that was convinced that a guy lifting near you = cruising. She made like 5 posts about him and followed him to the parking lot thinking he might want to fuck in his car.
NO
I mean this *is* about the guy who posted that first story with the same title as this. I'm gonna have to look at her profile. That's actually fucking insane
Also he kept saying things like "please stop", "stay back", and "I'm warning you". Is this code? Does this mean he's a bottom or a top? Do you think he'd want to use a condom??
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Gurl *he came back to the gym*. No fucking way that’s coincidence. What other explanation could there be? I know what it’s like to see these mixed signals. Just last week I was at Arby’s with mom. A hot dilf type avoided my eye contact and then he went to the bathroom. He was obviously cleaning himself out for something more impactful than The Big Montana. I told mom I had to go offer up my own Classic Roast Beef and she threatened to have me institutionalized again. So I said I just had to shit like a regular human person. I went to the bathroom and gurl, **he forgot to flush**. He’s clearly trying to show me how wide open and empty he is. Right. RIGHT?!?!? 💩 😜 💩 😛 💩 😝
Noooo I can't believe bitch mommy ruined your chances with that dilf 😭😭😭 You have 2 options 1.) Break into the Arby's and steal their CCTV footage from the past week so you can get enough photo evidence to find the str8 Chad 2.) Hide behind the dumpster for the next several weeks till he returns. Smelly, but that's masc and dumpster sludge makes great lube
This post combines both physical and mental gymnastics. Bravo.
Giiirl stop this is giving me flashbacks to the AGB gurl that was convinced that a guy lifting near you = cruising. She made like 5 posts about him and followed him to the parking lot thinking he might want to fuck in his car.
NO I mean this *is* about the guy who posted that first story with the same title as this. I'm gonna have to look at her profile. That's actually fucking insane
LMAO, you can’t even sit next to these girls without them thinking you want them to fuck you.
> pound his starfish Did I spot a top in the wild? Prepare your inbox for thirsty randos who live nowhere near you
>right behind a nice suburb full of actual daddies The inner city??? Right in front of my salad?