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Tockotwelve

This just goes to show, not even once do you show a supposed man anything resembling emotional support or tenderness. Do you want to create another needy hole? Because that's how you end up with more needy goddamn holes. On a side note I just finished making a big batch of red wine marinated London broil beef stroganoff - does anyone like me now? ANYONE!?


thenearblindassassin

Two bottoms repel each other like identical poles on a magnet. Bump two bussies together and it triggers nuclear fusion (For real though this post is ICONIC. Hard to believe it's not one of us shitposting)


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"I can barely eat" "When I saw that I almost fell down" "Food has lost its taste" I want to be sympathetic, I do. But the histrionics... 🙊


thenearblindassassin

We must find her the Victorian fainting chair in case the load (or lack thereof 😭😭😭) becomes too much to bear


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CoeurlBeagle

She couldn't bring herself to scissor? Sad


Weasel_the3rd

Immediately when he came out this [song started playing](https://youtu.be/s0kqobQRcUo) in the background