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Jfaferrie

Irn Bru, gets you through


SaltTyre

Wakey wakey


FoxyInTheSnow

I think it’s Gatorade. Full of *electrolytes*, which sounds sciencey and therefore is made from aborted foetuses. Probably. That’s how the crazed bloggers are spinning it.


casusbelli16

Electrolytes...it's what plants crave.


Timely-Salt-1067

If it was Gatorade it’d be in a labelled bottle no? I’m actually believing it’s his Frankenstein potion.


DickBalzanasse

Probably remove the label so as not to be seen as endorsing


Timely-Salt-1067

Dr Frankenstein’s Bru could be a big seller. I don’t think so. They remove labels in commercial shoots. Not for the President.


Thin_Mode6310

Laced with Ritalin


Eddie_Honda420

So it's no irnbru?


so-naughty

It's the original recipe from 1901. He bought a lifetime supply in person the year it came out.


FlyVidjul

Wild that Americans call this guy crooked and will literally vote for a celebrity that's openly said manipulating republicans is easy, paid a porn star to shut up after paying to pump her, left classified documents in his lavvy at his private residence and got pished on.


Salty-Pear660

What they don’t realise is it’s actually Donald Trump’s tears


theuncannyalex

Trump can't spare the moisture to cry, he's fighting his own losing battle over there


dreamluvver

Joe Bruden


Bennjoon

Like I get most politicians are up no good but their candidate literally has 34 felony convictions it’s so funny that they have the audacity for this stuff.


xyz123ff

They just canny get over Sleepy Joe beating their rich Orange daddy.


goga2228

Аdrenochrome☝🏽


No-Impact1573

Washwd down after a pizza party.


andwhynotanyway

MD 20/20


Low_Strain8448

And a smelly finger.


ConflictGuru

>Mysterious orange drink the only thing preventing you from falling into a deep slumber Me tae


smart__boy

Those americans are so daft. What they need is a picture of him eating a bacon sandwich weird


SleepyWallow65

Imagine the tweet was true and it was also in fact bru. No idea how they found out, maybe JB was dying and he had a Scottish doctor and they'd tried absolutely everything! After eventually giving up the doc sits down for a refreshing drink a bru and aul Joe croaks "geez a wee drink a that pal eh?" And no sooner than it glides down his throat he jumps out the bed, fit as a fiddle! Every doctor in the world is stunned but sure enough, Irn Bru is holding old Joe together.


Weird_Committee8692

And democracy itself


Royal-Hour-1872

🤣


GenericScottishGuy41

It's from girders.


Superbuddhapunk

PWR-BRU Original?


ChestertonMyDearBoy

IRN-BRU 32.


ItsTomorrowNow

Pure mental stimulation in a can.


Superbuddhapunk

Not a surprise we’re all geniuses over here.


HereticLaserHaggis

Me every Sunday morning


pablothementalist

The new optimism Irn-Bru


OutMyPsilocybin

It's Paulo Costas secret juice.


josephxwilson04x

he needs a drug test asap


hotpot1997

Zionost prick.


Flat_Fault_7802

He's on the Irn Bru. Maybe a wee drop voddy in it


LisForLaura

Probably Berocca but I like to think he drinks irn bru.


Royal-Hour-1872

Lol at all the Irn Bru references here


Secret-Specialist-50

Massive rift: “ better out than in, where’s the rest ah they chips doll”.


Richiemcc2020

Baby blood and gatorade


Fragrant-Field1234

IrnBru


JackJMJC1

His boy got him a cutla cans ae irn bru aff the store he robbed w the guns he’s got


Careful_Reporter_440

Store ? Nope 👎. Shop, get it right !


kingpotato9228

American pish


meltedapples

Known that's Joe Biden , I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me that was a bottle of his own urine


IceCreamingFannyBaws

Nah, it's Trump who likes pish. Russian sex worker's pish, I'll grant you, but pish nonetheless.


YetagainJosie

Pretty sad that the fucking clown show has found it's way to r/Glasgow. One old cunt has a shitty policy on Israel/Palestine. The other is a psychotic moronic narcissist and the figurehead of a movement that openly wants to destroy democracy and civil rights and fill the entire government with people based on loyalty and nothing else. I can't believe there's even a humourous discussion between them.