I think it’s Gatorade. Full of *electrolytes*, which sounds sciencey and therefore is made from aborted foetuses.
Probably. That’s how the crazed bloggers are spinning it.
Wild that Americans call this guy crooked and will literally vote for a celebrity that's openly said manipulating republicans is easy, paid a porn star to shut up after paying to pump her, left classified documents in his lavvy at his private residence and got pished on.
Like I get most politicians are up no good but their candidate literally has 34 felony convictions it’s so funny that they have the audacity for this stuff.
Imagine the tweet was true and it was also in fact bru. No idea how they found out, maybe JB was dying and he had a Scottish doctor and they'd tried absolutely everything! After eventually giving up the doc sits down for a refreshing drink a bru and aul Joe croaks "geez a wee drink a that pal eh?" And no sooner than it glides down his throat he jumps out the bed, fit as a fiddle! Every doctor in the world is stunned but sure enough, Irn Bru is holding old Joe together.
Pretty sad that the fucking clown show has found it's way to r/Glasgow. One old cunt has a shitty policy on Israel/Palestine. The other is a psychotic moronic narcissist and the figurehead of a movement that openly wants to destroy democracy and civil rights and fill the entire government with people based on loyalty and nothing else.
I can't believe there's even a humourous discussion between them.
Irn Bru, gets you through
Wakey wakey
I think it’s Gatorade. Full of *electrolytes*, which sounds sciencey and therefore is made from aborted foetuses. Probably. That’s how the crazed bloggers are spinning it.
Electrolytes...it's what plants crave.
If it was Gatorade it’d be in a labelled bottle no? I’m actually believing it’s his Frankenstein potion.
Probably remove the label so as not to be seen as endorsing
Dr Frankenstein’s Bru could be a big seller. I don’t think so. They remove labels in commercial shoots. Not for the President.
Laced with Ritalin
So it's no irnbru?
It's the original recipe from 1901. He bought a lifetime supply in person the year it came out.
Wild that Americans call this guy crooked and will literally vote for a celebrity that's openly said manipulating republicans is easy, paid a porn star to shut up after paying to pump her, left classified documents in his lavvy at his private residence and got pished on.
What they don’t realise is it’s actually Donald Trump’s tears
Trump can't spare the moisture to cry, he's fighting his own losing battle over there
Joe Bruden
Like I get most politicians are up no good but their candidate literally has 34 felony convictions it’s so funny that they have the audacity for this stuff.
They just canny get over Sleepy Joe beating their rich Orange daddy.
Аdrenochrome☝🏽
Washwd down after a pizza party.
MD 20/20
And a smelly finger.
>Mysterious orange drink the only thing preventing you from falling into a deep slumber Me tae
Those americans are so daft. What they need is a picture of him eating a bacon sandwich weird
Imagine the tweet was true and it was also in fact bru. No idea how they found out, maybe JB was dying and he had a Scottish doctor and they'd tried absolutely everything! After eventually giving up the doc sits down for a refreshing drink a bru and aul Joe croaks "geez a wee drink a that pal eh?" And no sooner than it glides down his throat he jumps out the bed, fit as a fiddle! Every doctor in the world is stunned but sure enough, Irn Bru is holding old Joe together.
And democracy itself
🤣
It's from girders.
PWR-BRU Original?
IRN-BRU 32.
Pure mental stimulation in a can.
Not a surprise we’re all geniuses over here.
Me every Sunday morning
The new optimism Irn-Bru
It's Paulo Costas secret juice.
he needs a drug test asap
Zionost prick.
He's on the Irn Bru. Maybe a wee drop voddy in it
Probably Berocca but I like to think he drinks irn bru.
Lol at all the Irn Bru references here
Massive rift: “ better out than in, where’s the rest ah they chips doll”.
Baby blood and gatorade
IrnBru
His boy got him a cutla cans ae irn bru aff the store he robbed w the guns he’s got
Store ? Nope 👎. Shop, get it right !
American pish
Known that's Joe Biden , I wouldn't be surprised if someone told me that was a bottle of his own urine
Nah, it's Trump who likes pish. Russian sex worker's pish, I'll grant you, but pish nonetheless.
Pretty sad that the fucking clown show has found it's way to r/Glasgow. One old cunt has a shitty policy on Israel/Palestine. The other is a psychotic moronic narcissist and the figurehead of a movement that openly wants to destroy democracy and civil rights and fill the entire government with people based on loyalty and nothing else. I can't believe there's even a humourous discussion between them.