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brutalpancake

It’s way easier to make pars from the dumpster than birdies from the middle of the fairway with a wedge in your hand. It has to be this way. If the game was easier then why would you even need to buy new clubs?


radicaldrew

You should consider a career with Hallmark


NoGimmes

It's hard to recover from a good drive


jekstarr

This is genius, definitely using that next round 😂


Ping-A-Ling-

This is glorious


yrogerg123

Played with a random who drove the green on the 250 yard par 4 first. His 30 ft eagle putt went well past the hole and off of the green, then his first chip didn't make it back to the green. Two putted for a six.


WiseUpRiseUp

Technically, he 5 putted for a 6.


maggos

What’s the rule if you chip from off the green and it rolls off the other side? Does that count as being on the green or is the next shot still a chip?


WiseUpRiseUp

Any shot from your first shot on the green until you hole out is a putt for stats purposes.  If a player putts off the green into a bunker, wedges out and makes the putt, it's listed as a 3 putt.


ShrimpShackShooters_

I hate that this is helpful info for me as well. Thank you


snowynuggets

This is useful info. Thanks!


AMC-Apes-Together

Played my first round of the year and legitimately had 8-10 NDAs. Most notable, drove a par 4 to MAYBE 10 yards right of the green, pin high. Didn’t hit the green with my chip.


TheSkiingDad

I think being pin high but left/right of the green is the worst approach spot honestly. Especially my local that tends to have banked greens. Way too many chunked 60 degree shots from pin high.


AMC-Apes-Together

Haha you give me too much credit…not much rough, flat, even could have chunked it onto the cart path and that would have given it a better chance of bouncing onto the green!


OtherUsernameIsDumb

No good drive goes unpunished


PanCoveredSOB

My entire life is NDA stat


garytyrrell

Humblebrag about your driver


SteveOSS1987

Yeah, join my scramble team, go grab some drinks after you pump a drive.


Large_Bumblebee_9751

Another good stat would be “SHDTTFT” (Should Have Done That The First Time) which is where you hit a terrible shot followed up by a great shot that could have happened last shot


Dalai-Lama-of-Reno

is this phonetically pronounced “shit fit?”


golfandbiscuits

We call it the Long Drive Penalty


Admirable_Nothing

Our mantra after somebody hits a great drive is "Now you have to do something with it."


HayesDNConfused

Similar to a PBFU. A Post Birdie Fuck Up.


Sea-Evening-5463

Any time I birdie I know to expect a quad coming up soon


PandaClan

We use a BMW rule. If you hit a shot that ends up alright for our level of play (lands a bit short of the green but went straight with good flight, slap a drive a few feet into the rough, blade one onto the green, etc) and you Bitch, Moan, or Whine about it, you get a penalty stroke. We had to humble ourselves after certain players kept complaining over shots the others agreed was decent.


Playful-Team-1634

I call it "Nice drive Johnny" when this happens because I have a buddy who is an incredible ball striker and hits pretty long but can't hit a wedge to save his life😂


philocor

It’s impossible to recover from a great drive!


K-Lo-20

Hitting a controlled wedge is the worst. I'm so much better just clubbing down and going full swing with a wedge. So dumb.


WallyBarryJay

lolol, i'm definitely keeping track of NDA's from now on


Twinflame5

Same. I’m definitely introducing the NDA term to my golf group


knotworkin

People say nice drive to me all the time. I’m like 75-80% fairways. My standard reply is, “don’t worry, I can still make 6 from there.”


ireactivated

My playing partners always joke that if we started a gold podcast we’d call it “Waste of a Drive”. Then we ask the person who just chunked their 2nd shot if they’re available for an interview


automatic4skin

Pretty great stuff here op


Nine_Eye_Ron

How good your last shot was has no impact on the score unless it puts the ball in the cup. Stop putting unnecessary pressure on yourself to hit two great shots in a row and settle for average or better!


MallratsFan

We call it GDR. Good drive ruined.


Jerseyjamie

As we mark that bogey or double after a great drive, “yeah but did you see that drive.”


Sho_nuff_

USGA you suck, go again


getzysbaldhead69

Me and my buddies always say “nice drive, nice five”


Koolest_Kat

Just added this statistic for tracking to my golf group…. We already have the 4 putt trophy, gotta carry that sucker around until somebody else 4 putts…


winterFROSTiscoming

Count those along with the ABFUs and APFUs. After birdie fuck ups and after par fuck ups.


JohnYCanuckEsq

The second shot of any hole is the hardest shot in golf.


Deep_Macaron8480

Our line after a drive is AMF!


weedmylips1

Me and my friends have one when you hit an ok shot we just say NT - Not Terrible


Jmpeters09

I have a theory that we are so used to having to play second shot from the rough or behind a tree or somewhere else that is not easy. That when we have an easy 2nd shot in we don’t know what to do bc it’s not something we practice


FuzzyGummyBear

I don't even need to track that. Just look at FW ✔️ and GIR ❌


elpoutous

Drove the green on a 341 yd par 4 (lots of elevation off the tee box, I don't hit it *that* far). Of course I fucking 3 putt for a par when I could have had my first eagle.


Crazy-Maintenance-28

Omg love this. Man I do that a lot. I think it's mainly mental. Like ok you smashed it, don't fuck this up and then bam, chunk


DontaysMebrough

Denny McCarthy here. Just wanted to check in and say hi.


Bulky_Development290

Drivable par 4, 314 to the pin, 17th hole. On a vacation trip so we all took our best shots. I drove 2 to the front of the green. I fricken 4 putted both. Never carded an eagle in my life. 10 years and average 90's. Damn, I suck. NDA x2


why_did_I_comment

Weird stat. Not very useful since it's always 18 for me.


Seth_Baker

I hit multiple 300 yarders last weekend and fucked up each and every iron shot to follow up


NotPortlyPenguin

That’s the story of my golf life. No good drive goes unpunished.


Shatter_starx

Sounds like you go to the range and just hit your driver.


suckmyfish

Learn how to hit a wedge.


Nice-Quiet-7963

Thanks for the really interesting story about your golf round


BillsDue420

Are you an asshole everywhere or just on reddit?


Nice-Quiet-7963

Sick burn


cursh14

Seriously. Would be way better if we could get more posts about LIV golfers instead....... Just fuck off dude. This is the ultimate just keep scrolling if you don't care. Discussion about golf is like what this is here for. 


Nice-Quiet-7963

Boring