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fckyourcowch

Lmao knew this would be here


Ironzol24

I think he was just panicked after the “a little fat” and didn’t know where to take it after 😂


CodFather9

The other day someone was interviewing Diana Taurasi and asked her prediction for the women's NCAA champ. She responded, "I gotta go with the Cocks." The interviewer quickly added, "yeah the Gamecocks sure look hard to beat." 


shadiprang

Her and sue bird do a simulcast for, final four games maybe? She did this joke for an entire telecast. Edit: Maybe not entire telecast, but sprinkled it in with a few guests at least haha https://youtu.be/NaQlskSKLe4?si=e6z3lZGEwAHZ8eLZ


CodFather9

Haha thats great! Thanks for sharing 


PermanentUsername101

If you watch the video everytime she drops “the cocks” the girl in the top takes a drink. Was obviously planned and they turned it into a drinking game.


VerStannen

Which is great, because they’re both married to world class female athletes, Penny Taylor and Megan Rapinoe, respectively.


reenactment

What does being gay have anything to do with that?


VerStannen

Because they don’t really like The Cocks. Which makes it funnier. I’m just digging a deeper hole here, aren’t I?


TillStar17

Nah, you’re good bro. I ain’t gonna cancel ya


VerStannen

Phew that was a close one. Safe from The Woke Mob^tm one more day /s


TillStar17

lol


reenactment

I get why you made a connection before. But it really doesn’t make it any less or more funny. A dude, a girl, a gay girl, anyone saying cocks on a broadcast is going to be funny because of the word cocks, not because of the person delivering it.


mahoganyteakwood2

100 percent funnier when a girl says it. I don’t care what anyone says.


tomuchpasta

Nah guys talking about cocks is less funny be cause guys have “coxperience”. Straight women have less and gay women have little to none. Gay women talking about dicks is funny like Steve Carell comparing breasts to a bag of sand in The 40 year old Virgin


PhallusInChainz

Especially when a gay woman says it.


reenactment

So it’s funnier when a gay girl says it because they aren’t interested in cocks? Dang it’s like when a strait guy says it and they aren’t interested in cocks. Wonder why it’s funnier.


chikooslim

Because of something called irony. Not everything has to be offensive. Chill.


mahoganyteakwood2

I said nothing about being gay. Relax, Pal.


SomeGuyClickingStuff

You’re REALLLLLY looking for something to be offended about. Jeez. It’s funnier due to a thing called irony.


VerStannen

Ok fair enough. I get what you’re saying and maybe my comment was a bit out of pocket. I meant no offense.


littleseizure

I liked it at least - context matters, I wasn't aware and do find it funnier with the explanation


MisterFister17

“Cock” is slang for male genitalia. Taurasi saying that she’s “gotta go with the cocks” is humor on two separate levels. Level 1 is childish sexual humor. Because she is a lesbian, the second level of humor would be considered “surreal humor” and/or “self defeating” humor. That second level doesn’t work if Taurasi is straight.


VerStannen

Sean McDonough is an absolute riot, on and off broadcast. If you ever catch a show with him as a guest, he’s remarkably quick witted and extremely entertaining. All around great broadcaster from baseball to football to golf. Like a funnier Tirico.


3MATX

He got it right and said shot immediately after. Guess he thought pause was long enough to warrant clarification. 


xSparkShark

[immediately thought of this family guy clip](https://youtu.be/zft5Ip3X1lQ?si=6X-GsBKyPYXTXGaj)


Admirable_Broccoli

Early family guy was so on point.


snowmunkey

Had me dying


Farmillionaire

Can we collectively relax a little? Decent banter - even if it was unintended.


thrillington89

Oh, for sure it was unintended. Tough job, sometimes you unintentionally put your foot in your mouth. Funny, nonetheless


real_jaredfogle

I can only imagine the embarrassing things I would say just based on my daily conversations. My brother used to be a broadcaster and somehow avoided it


tkh0812

Fit also means a different thing to older generations. Fit just means healthy to most people over 45.


StinkinLizaveta

Wait… wtf else does fit mean??? (Old guy asking)


ibk_gizmo

might be more uk centric but fit means hot


StinkinLizaveta

Good to know


VixDzn

Yeah


WorkMeBaby1MoreTime

The problem isn't 'fit', it's 'fat'. Saying a shot is fat is something all golfers understand. Saying it about a women's shot could get snippy.


Careful_Cheesecake30

>Saying a shot is fat is something all golfers understand. The reason it sounded awkward was he said "Sarah Scheffler, a little fat." If he said "Sarah Scheffler's shot was a little fat" he probably wouldn't have felt compelled to offer the clarification.


Marshy92

Sexy


ceg301

I’m gen z and have never heard fit used for hot


Marshy92

It’s more of a British thing to say than an American thing. Americans don’t really say it. Sort of like saying Cheers as hello/goodbye


ceg301

Gotcha


lukin187250

No one can top baseball announcers, they get fuckin *weird* sometimes lmao


AutographedSnorkel

...and there's a drive by Castellanos and that will make it 4-0...


RunGoldenRun717

"he's hoping to turn the cocks black.... The black cock--THE CLOCK BACK excuse me....."


PixelatedSnacks

Idk man UFC commentary gets a little wild sometimes talking about the fighters "just coming off a divorce where he lost custody of this children due to a domestic violence allegation" like bro what?


strange_dogs

Idk man I'd put my money on that guy, he makes sure to practice his skills off the clock /s


GetLefter

And here comes the pizza


real_jaredfogle

I think they get drunk on air lol. My dad used to talk about growing up as a kid (they listened radio broadcast only) if a long rain delay happened the talking heads would come back on hammered


slappywhyte

I mean Harry Caray was known to


IamMrT

[Bob Ueker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE7l9-f18UM) is nuts


speedywags10

Some of my favorite cough button moments [“I’ve rubbed quite a few balls in my life”](https://youtube.com/shorts/MYl4m20tj7E?feature=shared) [“whoops”](https://youtu.be/oa5xH2a3HuI?feature=shared)


Ancient-Book8916

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/1693361275118534824?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1693361275118534824%7Ctwgr%5Eb7147dc76debd6dce4fb60ea62ff989cdf2abff6%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fawfulannouncing.com%2Fmlb%2Fmatt-shepard-detroit-tigers-leinenkugel.html


zombiemind8

Is this banter? lol. He just got nervous he might’ve said something inappropriate even though he didn’t.


jtag67

I hear you. Like I said at least he shut it down before he went full creep.


CitizenCue

Who’s not relaxed? Literally everyone thinks this is funny.


colin_7

You must be fun at parties


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MayIPushInYourStooll

He did what he did because of irrational people like yourself.


YoPoppaCapa

Just saying it’s odd. Good luck slicing your kirklands.


MayIPushInYourStooll

This is good material you have cooking here. What brand of balls am I pairing with my Costco irons?


YoPoppaCapa

Your Kirkland Signatures, single piece of course. Don’t need any of that fancy tech when you pair them with your green vice gloves (both hands) and rusty scotty putter you found in your uncle’s estate sale.


ProCircuit

You’re a fucking loser


Ru4pigsizedelephants

You're a goober.


Careful_Cheesecake30

He was describing a golf shot, but realized after the fact that it sounds weird when you say that about a non-golfer. Chill out.


PiratedCar

Thank god you’re here to protect those poor defenseless women!


YoPoppaCapa

Just saying it’s weird that it’s considered banter or fun discourse. Disagree?


PiratedCar

I think as others have mentioned, context matters.


DC-Toronto

He didn’t comment on her body he commented on her shot. Then he realized some nonce like you would likely say “wOMenS BodIeS” so he did his best to preempt that. Of course you missed the point entirely because it’s an opportunity for you to share your rage at golf commentary.


Wu_Tang_Financial77

He was not commenting on anyone’s body. He was commenting on the shot she hit, which was fat.


ElderWandOwner

Context matters


deefop

The entire context of the exchange is the commentator clarifying that he *wasn't* commenting on her body, but rather on the shot.


dtcstylez10

It was obviously not intentional. It wasnt Brent musburger commenting on Katherine mccarron during the national championship game. He was obviously just trying to dig himself out of an unintentional holw. Live broadcasts are 100x harder than they look and the guys don't get enough credit and way too much hate. In today's day and age, anything can be interpreted any way. So he was just trying to make it clear that he wasn't talking about her. Then your comments at the end that have nothing to do with anything bc you're so fragile is just icing on the cake. So yeah. You deserve to be down voted.


bubbabubba3

https://preview.redd.it/a7i1s71ctptc1.jpeg?width=1569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a0dd1d7574ac35fd6f0892a929daf43bd60e75


TheDeletedFetus

Nuh uh, I only 3 putt every OTHER hole with my used Scotty


NFWI

This belongs on r/aita. And guess what: you’re the asshole.


Yung_Corneliois

Comments like this is exactly why he felt the need to correct himself. There’s always someone who overreacts.


YoPoppaCapa

I’m referring to the “fit” comment. Seemed completely unnecessary.


Yung_Corneliois

He says “Sister Scheffler… little fat” then just clarifies “the shot I mean she’s obviously very thin” It’s such a non issue


Ptarmigan2

I have to agree with the commenter. If this country was run by vegetarian women instead of by flesh-eating men, this disaster would never have happened. Right now, we’re working to raise the consciousness of the vegetarian minorities with diet sensitivity training so that people will be able to deal with the trauma of hearing these things on TV!


YoPoppaCapa

Wtf are you on?


Aooogabooga

Like when nice white lady said, “the only way to beat Tiger Woods is to take him out back and lynch him?” I know that’s not what you meant in any way, shape, or form.


DaleSveum

???


Aooogabooga

An announcer said that. On air.


FairwayFandango

16 years ago…


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FairwayFandango

Kelly Tilghman was suspended and Tiger’s agent said “This story is a non-issue. Tiger and Kelly are friends and Tiger has a great deal of respect for Kelly. Regardless of the choice of words used we know unequivocally that there was no ill-intent in her comments. This story is a non-issue in our eyes. Case closed” The fact you felt the need to bring it up during the Masters years later is why you’re getting downvoted.


Careful_Cheesecake30

They're for bringing up an entirely unrelated incident like they were similar.


BlueMiggs

Yeah it’s totally that, couldn’t be that you made a dumbass comparison


Farmillionaire

Do you really think that is the same level? You immediately went to an example of deranged racism? When the guy on television talked about a fat shot? That is comparable in any way?


Farmillionaire

What the actual fuck??


Aooogabooga

How old are you guys? 20?


bubbabubba3

I don’t think being 20 or 50 matters. Are you 15?


Yung_Corneliois

The reference is understood, how it has to do with this in any way is not.


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smooth


nich2701

Anyone have a link to the clip?


rtbear

https://x.com/cpowers14/status/1778132939298996648?s=46&t=kQ3NHQuSU79YHJdoPzqN-w


missingmissingmissin

I have my speaker volume up to 100 and can barely even hear that


Amish_guy_with_WiFi

Try 101


Ambitious_Shoulder20

If so please share


ChrisChrisBangBang

The par 3 contest is always good entertainment, the Sky team commentating on what the kids are doing, seeing multiple HO1’s & stuff like that is a fun way to spend a couple of hours


Jesnev

This is gonna be a great week


DonkeyPunchAndJudy

I am assuming he said "thin" here and not "fit", but it's tough to tell.


thrillington89

I heard “fit” on the live broadcast, but I could have misheard 🤷‍♂️


Careful_Cheesecake30

He definitely said "fit."


Neither_Ad3397

Ok I need context because I didn't get to watch much of the par 3 and didn't see this. Is that his sister? His wife is like 8.5 months pregnant, no?


Careful_Cheesecake30

Correct.


jtag67

Old dudes and microphones... smh. At least he shut down his intrusive thoughts faster than Brent Musberger did.


Careful_Cheesecake30

Not really an intrusive thought. More of normal golf commentary that sounds very different when you talk about a non-golfer.


jtag67

The 'a little fat, the shot' part was fine. The intrusive thoughts came in when he shifts from the shot to her looks.


Careful_Cheesecake30

He only went there because he realized how it sounded and probably felt like an asshole.


jtag67

I'm sure he panicked, but he didn't respond in the right direction. I'm sure he had no ill intentions, but that doesn't make it okay -- particularly when we're in the process of digging ourselves out of a hole that's historically placed value on women based upon looks. Said another way. The last thing I'd want for my wife or daughter after a comment that could be misconstrued as being about her looks is a follow up comment intended to correct the first that was about their looks -- even if it's in the complimentary direction.


Careful_Cheesecake30

We're digging the hole deeper if a guy can't say "Obviously I did not mean to call this woman fat" without people freaking out about it. You're acting as if he said "She's got a banging bod" instead of using a completely innocuous description like "fit."


jtag67

It would have been fine if he'd said exactly that, but he didn't. Paraphrasing, he said. "Obviously I did not mean to call that woman fat, the shot was fat. She's very attractive" It isn't the same thing as saying, "I did not mean to say that she was fat, I was talking about the shot". Subtle, but very different. I'm not saying that he should be crucified and canceled for what he said. I'm just pointing out that where he took it, however innocent, perpetuates the problem.


Careful_Cheesecake30

Lol k.


jtag67

It's spelled out for you. Sorry you can't see it.


Careful_Cheesecake30

I'm sorry you think women are this fragile.


sangnasty

Just take your L dude this is pathetic.


Fuhrmanator23

You’re an idiot


GONZnotFONZ

You cannot ‘paraphrase’ him saying ‘very fit’ into ‘she’s very attractive.’ Just because that’s how you interpret his words does not mean that was his intent or how other people interpreted them.


ProCircuit

Yeah what the fuck? this loser is ‘ paraphrasing’ to completely change what was said and then try to white knight lol what a moron.


Thedudeabides1203

You are insane if you honestly think he meant she was attractive.


cursh14

The opposite of fat is fit. Like, why is this anything?


No-Worldliness3433

This is ridiculous your paraphrasing completely changes the tone of the comment, if you listen to the clip he said "obviously she is very thin" to directly contradict the unintended meaning of his previous comment, never did he bring up anything to do with her attractiveness. Quit your bullshit.


jtag67

Words can and do have multiple meanings both in dictionary and slang. Fit has definitely been used to describe women's attractiveness. I mean, ffs, fitness is often used as measure of physical attractiveness. Just because you don't interpret it that way doesn't mean that everyone else does the same.


No-Worldliness3433

Can you not or did you just not bother to actually read the comment? He doesn't say fit he says thin i.e. the opposite of fat if you care to watch the video (clearly you care exceedingly). Since you are unable to concede any part despite overwhelming disagreement with your view I will withdraw, however your argument is entirely disingenuous.


Multiverse-Nic-Cage

Oh stfu please


Acrobatic-Simple-161

That’s probably not the LAST thing I would want..


thrillington89

I think he would’ve been better off just leaving it at “a little fat”, anyone watching would know he was referring to the golf shot, haha. Made it worse by trying to clarify


coocoocachio

In real time you could heard the “fuck I shouldn’t have said that” and he panicked lol


thrillington89

And it just got worse as he kept going hahaha


Revolutionary_Bid300

This is 2024, there would be rage tweets regardless.


goldberg1303

Will we ever stop pretending that 20 people with dog avatars on twitter being mad about something like this is in any way something worth mentioning? 10% of "cancel culture" is people that deserve to be cancelled. The other 90% is people upset at a handful of people on social media being offended by something benign.


Revolutionary_Bid300

I don't disagree, however the loud ones seem to always get their way.


goldberg1303

Who has been cancelled by "cancel culture" that didn't deserve it?


Revolutionary_Bid300

Imagine thinking its ok to "cancel" someone for their beliefs.


goldberg1303

So you don't believe that actions should have consequences? I'll ask again, who has been cancelled that was not deserving?


Revolutionary_Bid300

Who determines who is "deserving"? you think its ok for banks or other entities to stop servicing people when they haven't broken the law?


goldberg1303

First off, that's not cancel culture. The topic was pretending that a small but vocal minority of nobodies have any kind of power to the cancel someone or something. So again, who has been cancelled by cancel culture that was undeserving in your opinion? Second, banks, and other private businesses have the right to refuse service to anyone.  Welcome to capitalism, baby. Or do you think we should force private businesses to offer their services to anyone and everyone?  On the flip side, you have the choice of whether or not to give that private business your money. If enough people agree with you, that private business will suffer financially. Again, capitalism. 


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Man the football commentators will absolutely ham it up with their discussions of loose holes, penetration, big muscled men etc without even a little claw back


clownysf

[When a guy’s banging you…](https://youtu.be/q9DfUvLg7ao?si=VMKMl3Sxhg3YX6gb)


Ifailedaccounting

Would’ve been worse if he said “bit chunky”


ShrimpShackShooters_

I can’t hear anything


SmileAndDeny

Super awkward but hilarious.


teamswiftie

Obviously


slappywhyte

Useful


dud65499

About as smooth as a Will Zalatoris putting stroke


Enuffhate48

Ian Baker told me a story where he called a shot years ago and said what a good girl using a double strap on…. He meant the straps on the bag. They told him everyone in the truck fell on the floor laughing.


Appropriate-Food1757

Lololol


Ptarmigan2

Same vibes as this classic https://youtu.be/CI79h2FSnS4?si=p0rIOS4c82aMKcf5


kranges_mcbasketball

Please tell me this is recorded somewhere. I can’t find it


rtbear

https://x.com/cpowers14/status/1778132939298996648?s=46&t=kQ3NHQuSU79YHJdoPzqN-w


Grssrg

SVP is the man


OrangeGT3

🤣🤣🤣


kim-jong-pooon

Tbh the correction was way worse than if the first statement had been interpreted incorrectly initially. Mad awkward lmfao


tabbyfl55

It's no worse than when I was watching the Final Four and one of the announcers said "He's really good around the rim!" ..well, except that he didn't awkwardly try to explain it afterwards. BTW, I'm disappointed this post didn't come with a recording.


thrillington89

I’m sorry, I had it streaming on ESPN+ while working. If someone has a link I’ll update the post!


NotPortlyPenguin

That’s why you never try to teach your wife to play golf.


thrillington89

Get this guy a microphone /s


melodyfelony

You do know that wasn’t his wife right?


NotPortlyPenguin

Yes.