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orchids_of_asuka

Boiled chicken and protein shakes for the champions dinner next year sounds good to me.


metdthero

That was my next meme, damn it!


CarPhoneRonnie

Soylent n grits


Zloggt

Don’t forget the white rice!


boturboegt

It would be brown over white.


Biscotti_BT

Oh man the farts on the course later would be brutal.


meem09

Just wait for the Augusta kitchen staff to somehow make that shit look like a michelin star meal.


Jaded-Leopard-4180

Bryson’s YouTube channel changed my opinion of him by a lot. Not nearly the dbag I thought he was.


_NathanialHornblower

Seems like he is just a huge dork. Harmless in the end. Now P Reed on the other hand...


RCJHGBR9989

Patrick Reed read this and stole your wallet


Sooperballz

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Sicnote

SUED.


Server_conference

Then used it to buy a green porsche amd crash it


BigTallFreak850

Just has a little bit of the ‘tism. Seems like a good guy


Economy-Antelope4398

Touched by the tism


granolatron

He got nicked


doubleapowpow

He got that rainman 'tism. He's a human calculator when it comes to distances and an android with the driver.


throw-montana

I’m a bit of a day walker myself


kodutta7

I'm not makin em at night Dad!


Theons_Favorite_Toy

I'm making em at night.....


GKrollin

My wife is a special ed teacher and lovingly calls it my “touch-o-tism”


22Doves

Not enough people realize he’s just your average dude from Clovis (Greater Fresno, CA)


Hellofriendinternet

![gif](giphy|NBBpZ1MFgP0u4UlcXT)


Killgore-Trout

Man I was at the Tuesday practice round. Bryson went out twice in the day and I was pretty much the only one around him in the afternoon right around 5:30. Told him good luck this week and he turned fully, looked me in the eyes and said “I really appreciate that man.” Threw me for a loop. Not that I agree with him moving to LIV but he definitely seems like a nice guy.


Stingerdraws

Open Championship at St Andrews a couple of years back, they had an area specially designated for kids to get autographs at the practice putting green. Me and my wife were standing to the side watching the players practice greenside bunker shots (this is a Wednesday practice day mind you). Can’t tell you how many players plainly ignored the kids who stood waiting, I was shocked, then Bryson came. One kid yelled “please Bryson can I you sign this” and gestured to a 18th open flag they sell in the merchandise shops on site. I Was fully expecting the same indifference of the last 30 players (some really shocked me as they’re known as the “good guys”), then Bryson turned around, my blood ran cold as I was expecting a rebuke coming the little kids way, but Bryson said “Just give me 30 mins little dude and I’ll come and sign all of your guys stuff, I’m just working on something really important right now, but I’m not ignoring you, the bunkers and chips out here are really tough and I need practice” And you better believe he signed every damn thing every kid in that area had, was probably there for 30mins draining his sharpie of ink ! I became a Bryson fan there and then, the only two other players to stop for the young ones were Speith and Mcilroy.


md1892

Wholesome as fuck.


wrap_urXhaustpipes

Mcilroy always seemed like such a genuine guy, cool to hear Bryson is also!


CorkySparks

Nice


TimidPanther

That's very cool, thanks for sharing


Jyran

Everything I’ve heard about his interaction with fans has always been super positive. Saw him at the PGA in Tulsa and don’t think I saw someone go out of their way more to sign stuff for kids throughout the practice rounds


chalbersma

> Threw me for a loop. Not that I agree with him moving to LIV but he definitely seems like a nice guy.  Honestly him moving to LIV made a ton of sense to me. He trains like a pro athlete, and that means he's going to get injured. On the PGA tour injuries mean you make zero dollars. Essentially every big name golfer with an injury history should move to LIV.


PermeusCosgrove

This is why I didn’t fault Koepka for it. He thought his body was mostly cooked at the time.


Saffs15

He was one of the few LIV guys that didn't bother me all that much. The dude was on tour for a few years beforehand, and fans treated him like shit. Hell, look at this thread and everything and you can see they still do despite most not having seen him much in over a year. When I went to the Fedex St Jude open before he left, all anyone could do was shout "Hey Brooksy!" at him like they were funny and creative. So when the fans have already turned against you, and you're all about innovating the game, why would you not go to LIV? I really wish he hadn't because I do love his style of trying new things, and he's definitely a guy with an appreciation for the history of the game. But I did get it.


ManagementSad7931

I bet on him because I like his YouTube channel and he didn't make any content for about a month before the Masters and I thought oh wait a minute he's building some hurting bombs.


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zeromadcowz

I have trouble believing anyone who says they’d turn down that money in the same situation. It’s a lot easier to say that when you’ll never be in that sort of position. It’s easy to have principals for a situation that will never be tested.


Pooter1313

Just spent 10 mins saying this exact thing to my wife. Weirdly she didn’t really care. But yes I agree, I like Bryson now.


ban-please

Half the things I say to my wife get the response "Why are you telling me this?"


CosmicMiru

Dare you to try saying that to her


ban-please

I decline, lucky for me you didn't double doggy dare me.


Sooperballz

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YoungThriftShop

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Roboticpoultry

Skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat, eh? Serious etiquette breach there


Crayola_Taste_Tester

Well brother time to sack up!


jimmycoola

All the sweeter when she busts out the same knowledge at a later date and the people shes telling are interested 😂


ban-please

Haha, another response in that vein is "What important information am I going to replace with this useless information?"


maddux9iron

I just preface my conversation with you probably don't care....


doubleapowpow

She doesnt preface any workplace drama with that, so I'm dropping all my youtube knowledge fueled swing thoughts without preface.


Blood_Bowl

> Weirdly she didn’t really care. Wives. Whattya gonna do, right?


the_trump

Bryson is much more likable than Patrick Reed


Klayton1077

Well yeah but so is Hitler


MRDucks85

I was able to turn the masters on at work for a few right before I left. First face I saw was reed. I immediately went to a different feed.


yorick2

Yeah I agree. I watched one with Gm Golf and ended up watching a few videos after since I enjoyed it. Definitely changed my perception of him.


AshByFeel

Very unique mind, but seems nice enough.


FartNuggetSalad

He’s definitely acoustic


AshByFeel

But his drives are electric!


The_Summer_Man

Brsn Dchmb


cxlossuskidd

He’s very smart and articulate


Podtastix

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cxlossuskidd

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Due_Agent_4574

He and Paige did some great videos together. Paige admitted she had completely misunderstood who he was, and now thought he was a great guy. She was very complimentary and appreciative.


rufio313

Kind weird she felt the need to basically say she thought he was a douche lmao


Due_Agent_4574

Ya she did it texting from her phone without actually meeting or talking to the person. Strange how that happens.


Duubzz

Yeah the comparison to Reed is unfair, he’s a cheating asshat whilst Bryson seems like a good dude. Sure, he’s not everyone’s cup of tea but I like him.


rufio313

I don’t like Bryson at all but it’s completely unfair to compare him to someone like Reed, or even Brooks. Bryson seems like a genuinely nice guy, just incredibly unlikable while doing it.


TreAwayDeuce

It's extremely petty but I just can't stand watching him hit a golf ball. It looks so robotic and unnatural. It's obviously extremely effective but good lord it is uncomfortable to watch. It looks like he's in a full body cast.


nfgrawker

And how do you look hitting a golf ball? No one fucking cares. Where does the ball go? That's what matters.


terrih9123

Same here. Actually enjoy clicking a video of his and listening to his thought processes on each shot.


grassclip

The important thing to remember is how people can change when getting older, and our first impressions of them especially boys in and right out of college, are probably not what they're going to be even a few years later. Not a fan of him, but he's not nearly as all around negative as he was and was portrayed before. Other than Patrick Reed. He never changed.


prex10

I saw him at the BMW a few years back when he went back and forth with Cantley. His tee shot struck a fan like 10 feet from me, he signed the ball and took a handful of photos with the guy. Never got his hate.


jdmay101

Same here. I mean I didn't have a strong opinion on him before but having watched him on YT he seems like a good guy and I'm now rooting for him. Same thing as Homa.


iamabotnotreal

Him and Chris Pratt did a golf video together and it's so fun. Like just two dudes out having a good time. I agree with you.


Frenchsilkpai

Agreed. Completely same for me. I think he gets so much hate. I’ve chatted with local golf affiliates who have met him in person, and they say he’s much more genuine and gives people time of day, unlike a lot of other pros. I think he deserves respect and just gets unnecessary hate.


Final-Wrangler-4996

Yeah, I used to hate him. Then I met the guy and realized it was brooks that was a little bitch.  Bryson is a really cool guy. Really smart when it comes to golf.  People see him and hear his swing thoughts and think he's a know it all asshole. In reality, he's cool as shit and an amazing putter. 


ubiquitous_archer

The YouTube shows him exactly for what he is: massive awkward nerd


fairway_walker

Admittedly, half the hate for Bryson is due to broadcasters' desire to fill the airwaves with their voices and constantly repeating the same stupid shit to build a "narrative". I don't give a shit about watching his YouTube channel though.


Yesthisisdog69

Same. I get why the old heads don’t like him bc of all the math and science, but I enjoy it.


JtotheC23

I essentially found him thru his Youtube which has pretty much prevented me from ever really disliking him. He was really the first name that wasn't Tiger and Mickelson that I learned when getting into the game (and tbh I only knew Phil because my Dad would point him out to me since I'm lefty).


Sobeshott

He's great.


FastZX14

Agreed. He can still say some things that make you roll your eyes but he is a good dude.


1990bro

Best golf youtube out there!!!! Go Bryson!!!


momoneymocats1

I just find him annoying. Not a bad person but not one I want to hear speak


a_goonie

Same but now I think koepka is the huge d-bag, I'm going by his face alone on this one.


rufio313

I think they are both dbags in different ways. But I do love how Bryson gets under Koepkas skin without a care in the world.


byfuryattheheart

Same! Seems like a nice dude that really cares about the game.


beershitz

I relate a lot to Bryson. People that didn’t know me very well growing up thought I was an arrogant asshole but I had a lot of friends who obviously liked me. Bryson is really a genuinely intellectually curious dude who’s confident but also kind of a dweeb. But he comes off as arrogant because he values being smart. He doesn’t think he’s better than everybody else.


colin_7

I agree the LIV thing hurts a lot for a lot of people though and understandably so. He’s matured a lot in the last few years. Kind of like Rahm where they were hot heads (Rahm still kind of is) and they would throw tantrums on the course. People forget that these golfers are in the spotlight at very young ages so we see them grow up over the years Tbh I know this is dumb but I feel like that dumb hat he used to wear turned a lot of people off lol


BarnieSandlers123

You have to admit though, his 2-under-par 65 was really impressive today


Ho3n3r

He'd still be tied for 6th in that case - not too shabby for day 1.


Phantom_god7

I would love to see that. IMO Bryson is much more likeable than Reed ever was. Can’t picture Bryson in a green jacket though lol.


boomdog07

“Doug, I’m a 44 Regular. My left arm is just a little longer than my right”


thenumbersthenumbers

I believe that belongs to Mr. Scheffler!


Mcpops1618

I’ll bet he’d use millimeters.


darthfracas

Bryson absolutely knows if his arms are a millimeter different in length


sammyb109

He's slimmed down a little now but peak Covid Bryson would need two jackets stitched together to get around those shoulders


Spartan-182

Bryson: You think I got these two boulder shoulders from sitting on my couch? Naw, during lockdown, I was stacking plates and mixing shakes. I was ripping drives and flexing quads. They call me Julius, cause my shit.... is juiced.


Arkane27

I'd love to see Bryson beat Rory to a green jacket, just to watch the golf world burn...


meem09

Doesn't count anyway, cause The Gooch isn't there...


humpyrton

Patrick Reed sues other golfers for mean comments. Bryson wants to grow the game and is very giving of his time and energy. Not even close to same.


Hoping-for-change

His youtube channel and padraig Harrington's are some of the best golf content out there


xyz17j

I thought we were trying to shrink the game now


i_miss_old_reddit

Just enough I can get a tee time when I want.


g_borris

I mean at this point trying to grow the game is enough for me to hate him. I would rather not have to set an alarm for midnight on Friday night to get a tee time.


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benjyvail

God you just know he obviously didn’t say this why is this being upvoted 😂


w1nn1ng1

Because Reddit is filled with lazy people who want to be mad at something.


Party-Ad-7279

Yea that definitely wasn’t the quote good job on twisting it up though.


No_Damage_731

Wait did he really say that?


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Due_Agent_4574

He definitely did not say that


Mizerooskie

["Nobody's Perfect"](https://www.google.com/amp/s/syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10078512-bryson-dechambeau-responds-to-911-families-pga-liv-critics-nobodys-perfect.amp.html)


Cosmiccowinkidink

I mean the US don’t exactly have a clean conscience either on the world stage.


trapicana

The alternative is to fester hate, but you seem to have plenty of that already


SpottyFish81177

I actualy realy like having him in the field at tournaments, he doesn't buy into the traditional strategy or methedolys and tends to be very honest to media, very refreshing as a viewer. Much prefer him to DJ or Brooks if I was gonna get to watch one of them every week.


Bit_the_Bullitt

I just finished first season of Full Swing and am now on episode 3 of season 2. Totally agree, DJ and Koepka both seem like douchebags. Would be interesting to get an episode on Bryson.


Ok_Compote_8826

If you want, you can watch some of the stuff on his YouTube to get a feel for who he is and what his life is like. He has a lot of good content on there already.


Bit_the_Bullitt

Yea when he did a few videos with Rick, I started to watch him a tad


CapitalTBE

DJ yes, but I don’t get why everyone thinks Koepka is a douche. He just seems to have a more serious demeanor.


MagicianBulky5659

Him giggling to that queef Jake Paul about his 9-figure contract with LIV didn’t help him not seem like an arrogant prick.


CapitalTBE

Idk man it seems reasonable to me. They straight up gave him a laughable amount of money to play golf.


greenflash1775

To play less golf. Anyone who says they wouldn’t take 10X more money to do less work is a damn liar.


Dangerous-Lettuce498

There’s plenty of golfers who did say no though so you’re theory doesn’t hold much water


kodutta7

I like watching Koepka, I think he has a really interesting game and a unique mental attitude, but he definitely comes off like a prick to me. I would not want to be friend with him in real life but Bryson seems super nice.


thedogmatrix

Punchable face


CapitalTBE

Honestly, I think most of his haters are simply jealous of him. He’s really good at golf, but doesn’t SEEM to care that much, he’s pretty built, he’s a pretty good looking guy (no homo), and he’s rich as hell.


kodutta7

I think its hilarious u kids talking about Brooks. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at LIV, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol


itsonlyastrongbuzz

Koepka’s wife is like a worse version of Brittany Mahomes.


ButWheremst

Bryson’s YouTube channel did EXACTLY what he needed to. Very much like him now.


Dougiejurgens2

Him going to liv (being away from the media) and putting all of his nerd shit on YouTube you as perfect for him.


Hooked_on_Fire

It’s awesome, the break 50 with Sergio this week. The match play with Phil. The speed training with Rick Shiels, it’s great content and he seems like a really genuinely nice guy. Obviously he has bags of confidence and I wonder if that puts people off of him. 


ButWheremst

I genuinely think he just matured. He used to be a bit of an arrogant person. I think his arrogance changed to confidence, and he started to help people a lot more and kinda ended up mellowing out a bit


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It was a really good round, and he would be a two time major winner should he win I think we should want more good golfers playing in the masters for life no?


RCJHGBR9989

No - I want everyone to be terrible so I can win the masters. I’m in my 30s and haven’t broken 100.


fearlessflyer1

bryson seems like the absolute antithesis of what the snooty members of Augusta would want in a champion i agree with you that we should want more good golfers, and popular characters at the masters for life


joshhguitar

I mean Tiger Woods won it, don’t think he’s exactly their type either.


metdthero

[unintentional Fuzzy Zeller Reference?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufpU3X-t4w)


spartacus_zach

Prob why he’s not a member


MattGoesOutside

> I think we should want more good golfers playing in the masters for life no? This applies to pretty much anyone that wins the Masters… lol


RVA_Hokie

Multiple things can be true. 1) Bryson is an extremely talented and fascinating golfer to watch play. The golf entertainment product is better when he’s playing well. 2) He’s a smart guy when it comes to the technical aspects of golf. 3) He wants to expand interest in the game of golf. 4) He puts his foot in his mouth a lot when speaking publicly and could use a large dose of humility. He’s a fascinating character and the professional golf landscape is better off when he’s in it. But he’s also part of the reason why the professional golf landscape is fractured right now.


airtime25

I'm confused why Patrick Reed is being brought up here? I can not like bryson and still think Reed is a piece of garbage that's much worse.


swimmer10

Because he won. They’re saying even if Bryson wins he’d be far from the biggest piece of shit in the “fraternity”


madethisjustnow1

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swimmer10

😂😂 as if the Augusta National members are a bunch of choir boys. DJ too


Ornery_Brilliant_350

I don’t think he needs any humility. Most of the time he seems like a humble guy, considering his ability. I just think he’s awkward and says weird stuff without thinking


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Ho3n3r

Hope he wins!


DarthSwaguar

I’d love to see Bryson win so more people could see how much of a student of the game he is and get over the douchebag persona he was portrayed as having


djlawrence3557

It’s entirely possible both truths exist.


DarthSwaguar

That’s a fair point, and to be frank I think he was kind of douche-ey when he put his mass on and started bombing* (originally I typed bonging) it but he’s been open about how that wasn’t the best for him and seems like he’s grown up


95andSunny

I never understood the distaste for Bryson. Yeah, he’s made some laughable comments in the past and can nerd-out at times, but nothing “hate worthy.” The guy can hit the ball a mile, and win too. I’m a fan, and it seems like more fans are interested and vocal when he’s in contention.


Due_Agent_4574

He’s a super nice guy too. Volunteers his time, always signing autographs for kids, giving free lessons. You never hear him say mean things to anyone. When his game comes together, he’s the most electric player in the game. Has multiple tournament wins on the Liv tour and shot a 59. The hate is completely unjustified.


StarWars-MCU-Junkie

Completely agree. Also, 58**


Crrack

Why you doing our boy dirty. It was a 58!! :)


Crrack

For me, he used to be painfully slow on the golf course but it was also probably just what was being shown on the broadcasts and likely a misrepresentation of what he's actually like. Following him closely now and he doesn't seem any slower than anyone else.


KaysaStones

He single handedly got myself and my nephew interested in professional golf with the over the pond Arnold Palmer win. Breaks my heart I don’t get to see him in the pga every week.


C-rad06

In reference to the most prestigious golf course in the world, Bryson said that it plays a par 67 for him, essentially shit talking. Of course the Augusta people are not going to like him


knowtoriusMAC

There's been 1 wire to wire winner since 1977. If the lead holds today, they know they're safe


AttisTheFarmer1

He could lose the lead and then regain it


Strict_Box_7131

If his miscalculates relitive dew point humidity along with the coriolis effect he might blow it.


Sadpanda0

Rip him all you want, he’s clearly doing something right 


knowtoriusMAC

Historically mentally tough player Bryson Dechambeau going on a bad run and regaining form mid tournament?


RecklessWiener

He better keep his head on a swivel, never know when the ropes will try and blind him


metdthero

Well, if you count ties, there have been more. Most recent DJ in 2020.


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awkwardcock

So, once since 1977


knowtoriusMAC

He's the one, boss


jps08

Why do people hate Bryson? Seems like a super nice guy.


CalQuetzal

i dont get how people can dislike Bryson so much but then cape for Tiger, Brooks and Rory. Those guys seem more stuck up and douche like to me.


Tullyswimmer

I'm in the same boat. Tiger is a great golfer, probably the greatest to ever play the game. But his off-course behavior isn't great. Rory just comes across as an absolute douche 90% of the time, and Brooks is... Kind of douchey but definitely seems like a bit of a head case.


Crrack

Thank you. The same people using "integrity" and "Tiger" in the same sentence always make me scratch my head. Don't get me wrong, Tiger is the GOAT and one of my favourites to watch still, but lets call a spade a spade.


nfgrawker

It's hard to see the faults of your heroes. Love tiger and always will but guy is not a good person.


Linktheb3ast

Are they more afraid of that or of him bringing Rick Shiels and doing “these clubs are banned” videos on Yellow Jasmine


BeardedManatee

Hate him all you want for LIV but Bryson is one of the best. Will definitely get a jacket at some point.


KimuraBotak

I thought he is very much a likable and interesting person. Maybe it’s just some people who doesn’t like LIV guys or his very scientific/unorthodox/unique approach to golf. But I do really enjoy watching his YouTube contents. I think he is genuinely a nice dude who is smart and competitive and fun to hang out with.


razzberrii

He has changed a lot from a few years ago. Go listen to his post round interview.


fortheculture303

Genuine question, other than the fact he can be bought (if that’s an issue for you) - what is the issue with the guy? Other than you don’t care for his personality or whatever, what is it this player has done to make folks loathe him?


Sparklefresh

Anytime a person is different and good at something people will always dislike them. Look at LeBron James, one of if not the greatest players of all time and just a great person off the court and he is one of the most hated players of all time. They both have a lot of fans as well but the haters are always the loudest. In golf Bryson has always just been different than the normal golfer, same thing happening with LIV. Lots of people don't like different or change.


WengersOut

The Bryon hate is just stupid at this point. Watch any of his YouTube videos he’s putting out all the time and you can get a great feel for his personality. He’s matured and seems like a way better dude.


IgnorantBirdman

100% seems like a solid guy.


jeopardychamp77

They have to live with the degenerate gambler , mickelson. Bryson would be fine.


unsinkable02

I'm pretty new to golf. Do we not like Bryson? Should I get my pitchfork?


JojoTheEngineer

Older gen might dislike him but younger folk tend to like him.


NummyNummyNumNums

Bryson winning the masters would be fucking hilarious and I'm here for it


sportfuc

It is rare anybody goes wire to wire and it is only the first day


hohoholechek

I served him in my restaraunt. Only guy at the table who said thank you, sir, ma’am, sorry, etc. Had great manners and took pics with anyone no complaints. Guy is not the dbag he’s made out to be.


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Hope he wins. Seems genuine. Zach Johnson on the other hand should be demoted


reddituser1306

I like Bryson now. He seems like a good guy who loves golf. Nothing wrong with that.


boturboegt

Sheffler is 1 back and did it in the higher winds..... I'll put my money on him vs Bryson over the next 3 days.


MoreOfAGrower

Plus Max is 3 back with 5 holes to play in round 1. I’d love to see him pull it out


dumpslikeatruckk

Welcome to Thursday


BigC1969

Tiger played well today too.


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theNDcpa

I don't care what anyone says, I really like Bryson!


blukoski

Scotty like “hold my beer”


abeBROham_drinkin

I’d love to see Bryson win


canseco-fart-box

It’s only day one relax


acquiesce

You must not follow golf. Him winning wouldn't be a bad thing.


CarPhoneRonnie

IN B4 HE SHOOTS 71, 83, 74.


CapitalTBE

Press x to doubt