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Rush_PDX

Somebody get this man an IHOP waitress.


FrugalFraggel

There’s a good pancake place up the road from Valhalla too.


meinschwanzistklein

What is it? I’m from Louisville and I’m scratching my brain trying to remember what pancake places are in that area


FrugalFraggel

Wild Eggs those pumpkin ones they make in the fall are phenomenal.


Fartsandkisses

Their breakfast tots are awesome.


JohnYCanuckEsq

Sorry, this is a job for a sweet Waffle House girl.


OHTHNAP

Can't take a Waffle House girl golfing. They view the world as potential weapons and patrons most likely to start a fight.


GamecockConnor

Perkins man


wildcatfan9698

Perkins burned to the ground unfortunately


LaneMeyersLostSki

That's what's called the Tiger Slam.


kbphoto

Perkins is ever sluttier!


Lol_who_me

No Perkins girl’s? You right Rors doesn’t deserve it.


wildcatfan9698

He can stick around for Sunday Night at Blind Squirrel


goo_bazooka

Perkins*


Turbulent_Dot355

Can someone please explain this joke to me? This goes for the Waffle House girl comments below as well


heypaper

Classic. Lol I really needed this, Our dog just shit on the floor, of course my wife says it’s my fault. Actually, she did not say that verbatim, but you know what I mean.


automatic4skin

No


Smuggler501

It was Dennys.


jimbobjenkins38

Yeah he’s daydreaming about all the strange he’s going to slay.


CastTrunnionsSuck

Tame*


KingDillo

He’s gonna tame Foofa’s strange


BoofBanana

Is he leaving her, vice versa, or more of a mutual end? Also one of the funnier things from Tiger’s divorce. His wife demanded the house in the divorce, got it, and dozed it to the ground… he must have loved that house hahaha


analfizzzure

Oh my that's a fucking epic move


lancevancelives

Really? Petty destruction of property that she didn't earn? 


Inconveivabl

Swing and a miss


WolvesAlwaysLose

Can’t believe you could be playing high level anything while going thru bad shit at home. But I’m far from elite at sports or work so 🫠 A lot easier when money is never going to ever be a problem


H2-22

It's probably more like an escape for him. Focus on the shot in front of you and ~~repress~~ put aside your emotions.


ButterscotchObvious4

As someone going through their own shit (work-related) it’s amazing how golf can be great therapy. No matter what negative thing is happening in my life, once I’m on the course, I escape it all and focus on golf and golf alone.


SMK77

Now imagine it's your job and she gets 50% of your winnings for the round.


smitcal

Compartmentalise. Not easy to do Edit and no-one who gets divorced is leaving a happy marriage. He was probably miserable while also dealing with Liv v PGA stuff whilst also having a young daughter. Now he’s got a massive weight off his shoulders and his whole life in front of him.


ExodusPHX

Disassociate


Tee_zee

That’s fine when it comes to playing. But it makes everything else harder - sleeping, eating healthy, you’re training, having the drive to try new things, find new coaches, work with the media, etc. an alive sportsman can’t just turn up on the Thursdays


adflet

If they've filed for divorce the shit stuff is probably well and truly done. I doubt they woke up the other day and had a huge Barney and said fuck it, we're getting divorced. They have likely been discussing and working on their marriage for some time and already agreed to divorce, figure it all out and just now decided to make it official.


11_guy

Yah I imagine his rough start to the season was attributed to his personal life stuff, and now he’s probably got some mental space back.


ClearlyNoSTDs

Yeah I imagine they've been separated for a while. This is just paperwork. Do people actually think they woke up together in the morning and they filed for divorce later that day?


jigilous

No but the actual filing and getting or being served with them makes things much more real


JAYPOREDDITS

Also having to deal with the public reaction for the first time too


Nick08f1

They prepped for that hard core before deciding to file the paperwork (aka making it public).


dale_dug_a_hole

Shane Warne was the greatest spin bowler cricket has ever seen. He was also a party animal who smoked, shagged strippers and dated Liz Hurley. At one point his wife publicly called out his infidelity on the eve of a huge series and moved out with the kids. He had his best results ever against england. Crazy.


LayneLowe

Oh no she wants $20 million and $20,000 a month! Okay no problem


BroThornton19

Gonna be more than that probably lol


BigStickNick6996

He got a prenup. He’ll be aight


redwarn24

I mean, they have a child. Probably going to have to make concessions if he wants more custody rights


TyWebbsTies

Think that future children wouldnt have been worked into the prenup?


Nick08f1

It's called trusts.


One_Umpire33

Plot twist he pays her off then takes a liv payday to bail out his divorce loss.


LayneLowe

Ugh


ATLfinra

That’s happening


PopularTask2020

The ole mickelson move


whiterajah7

He should honestly. PgaT is blackballing him. It's a shame.


Interesting_Rock_318

The shame is someone saying the PGA Tour is blackballing him when they clearly have no idea what “blackballing” means


LaneMeyersLostSki

WTF are you even talking about?


whiterajah7

Oh idk. They won't let him join the policy board cuz he wants unity in golf. Where ya been, my guy?


LaneMeyersLostSki

That's not blackballing. Try again.


pressurepoint13

For me it was sort of an escape. I’ve emerged from the other side and professionally I’ve been running on all cylinders. 


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I saw a post earlier referring to how he wins pretty consistently after gf breakups. I guess it depends on how amicable the proceedings are or how iron-clad the pre-nup is.


justaneditguy

Seeing as he left her, it's probably a big relief and weight off his shoulders. He can now focus


Foreu2env

First time I shot in the 80’s was an afternoon where a fight with my other half escalated to the point where I just left the house and drove aimlessly to cool off rather than let things continue to escalate… then I happened to see a golf course I’d never played before, pulled in and tee’d off 5 mins later. Shot an 86 between reading angry texts spamming my phone. I was so busy being upset that I didn’t think about anything golf related.. just played. By the time I was done, I was happy to have shot 86, she was calmed down, and everything worked out. Drama can be good for the golf game if you’re typically too stuck in your own head


TinaBelchersBF

Hell, in some cases I could see it improving your game. Going thru it at home could equate to losing yourself in your work.


BugmanLoveBuyObject

He's probably a complete sociopath and not actually bothered by the divorce. 🤷‍♂️


louisvillebeanclub

That area around Louisville has cool fossil beds. Prolly just doing some scavenger hunting on the rock face.


FrugalFraggel

Heading to Taylorsville Lake with a sifter.


smitcal

Can confirm all British dads get into science and history. We can’t help it


Dandan0005

It’s never too late for a career change.


Lifereaper7

Time to start dating multiple women! Multiple women =multiple Majors!!


Youngfreezy2k

New tinder pic


JahielDguez

Rory 35 "I like to take long walks by the beach and to hit long drives from the tee"


Longjumping_Dare3401

He’s been seen around San Diego with Amanda Balionis. He’ll be just fine lol.


BobWheelerJr

"Rory, impressive win this weekend. With all the discussion of personal turmoil in your life, how did you hold it together there at the end to get the win?" "Well Amanda, the putter was really cooperating down the stretch, and honestly, the thought of drilling you like a West Texas well really kept me from getting overly stressed about the golf..."


RoverTiger

[There's already a book about it.](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/amanda-and-rory-arlene-j-warner/1120546067)


joustingonpuppies

“Amanda and Rory is the second of a series based on the lives of an actual couple whom the Lord blessed with a second chance. It begins with their marriage, takes them through the time their children leave home, and depicts their growing in the Lord as they build their marriage and family life.” Still a better story than Twilight.


BetAlternative8397

What!? The former Mrs. Balionis-Renner? I noticed the ring was gone and her name is back to Balionis. I think she’s been a great addition to CBS’ broadcast coverage and I don’t get much into celebrity gossip but her and Rory? I just don’t see it. Stranger things have happened I guess.


AWeakMindedMan

It says she got married 2022 lol damn. That was fast.


Pristine-Notice6929

No, that's my fantasy girl!


BrianBash

Aww man you too? 😔


Pristine-Notice6929

Yep and when that damn protective order expires I'm going to meet her


bartowski00

Any proof of this?


Longjumping_Dare3401

Just posted the intel.


flufchik628

I don't see it anywhere on your profile?


Husker_black

Whaat


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TURKEYSAURUS_REX

Was.


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TURKEYSAURUS_REX

I mean, she isn’t wearing a wedding ring and she changed her name back. But yeah. Gossip, man.


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sangnasty

You asked and they replied and now you’re upset that you asked?


Allgryphon

You claimed she was married and someone corrected you. Then you insinuated it was gossip so they gave you the facts. And now you’re insinuating HE’S the weird one for actually knowing? As if the cool guys argue about it on Reddit without knowing a goddamn thing.


nonnemat

She is not


majikane

POV would be the person looking at a guy who is experiencing those things


Muddlesthrough

Good thing he's got his old school chum Harry on the bag to comfort him. Nothing like a steady hand on the shoulder, eh lads?


cesmex07

Me and my girlfriend of 2 years broke up 5 months ago and I've been playing like ass and can't think straight, this man is on another level being able to shoot 5 under in a fuckin major after getting divorced with a young child involved.


ATLfinra

He’s mentally tougher than you no offense which is why he’s one of the best golfers in the world and major champion


ATLfinra

He’s mentally tougher than you.


bigfred101

https://preview.redd.it/fe9j4kyley0d1.png?width=622&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ac9c39d4a97bf000de7d27609eee9279dcb4819


jimbronihhi

Triple Lindy


ndwillia

“I wonder how many balls are in that water”


GLFR_59

Idk that’s a pretty nice view. I’d stop so nerd can take my picture for millions of women to see


nicholus_h2

should be "POV: watching a professional golfer who recently went through a divorce and is going through it..." 


Human-Shame1068

I think you need to learn what POV means mate.


BIackshirts

I just think we should tread lightly here. Things happen but famous people are still people. 🤷🏼‍♂️


Plane-Finish9322

poor rory…..


Philzeey

POV? so you’re the one taking a pic of a random guy?


IntelligentDrink8039

That's not high enough, you'll only end up in hospital


stage_directions

You need to watch more POV uh, documentaries, ‘cause this ain’t it.


eatthebear

Damn, was Caspar David Friederich there too?


ButterscotchScared75

That's a happy man right there


dudecrapper1love

Chip it… off the iron rails into oblivion… throw on a green for a birdie. Score.


Mountain_Recover_719

Me back in 2019. Hit me up if you wanna talk about it AMA I’ll talk you through it friends.


Party-Cattle-4477

He was just vibing, trying to get into that killer head space


Catharticfart

Lol


BobbyBeats23

Damn…gonna have to buy a new club now


gaiussicarius731

When you recently filed for divorce you look at Rory from afar?


Eightballerrules

where o where are you tonight


Fast-Ad-4541

Do you know what POV means


dressed2kill75

IDK why these guys even get married. Seems to me the bachelor life would be amazing.


alwaysbehuman

He's for sure texting Eldrick about how to handle this, the post div ladies that is.


ImSky--

Nothing $20 and a 5mg zyn can't fix


Concerned_Taxpayer_

Nice!


Emotional-Ad-2276

Hes wondering if he should IHOP into that creek


TorvezzTheBuzzkill

This is not the correct usage of POV.


nanapancakethusiast

He ain’t going through shit other than freedom, finally. Good for him.


Seanp716

DINCKLEBURG…..


The_Beefster

So true right guys?


Joltarts

He filed for divorce because he about to join Liv golf and secure the bag..


No-Impact1573

Thinking of his LIV millions to come.


foley528

Jump