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Just_A_Dog_chillin

Graffiti


SebWeg

Pretty unconventional but interesting answer. Normally everyone here says he just wants to give his bicycle a new finish when asked why he has cans in his backpack.


Infamous-Trouble6550

Fr i want my bike to look clean officer. The markers? For my Sister (she likes drawing) and the gloves are for hygiene (scared of disease). That fire extinguisher with paint inside? Yeah that is for graffiti


whitebishop

Just drinking coffee on the porch and laughing like a manic after reading this. Thank you stranger


Aesrone

You overpaid! You should sell them to me for $45 so you can recoup most of your money.


st_st__

Lemme hold em


adventurejay

Aey, you let me hold 20 fam? I got you when I come up, you know we good✊


StandZestyclose2192

😭😭😭


Own-Archer-2456

Go you your local train station


AliensFuckedMyCat

Paint some walls


mndsm79

Scandalous things.


TruthMediocre9423

these are not a drink?


Finnjit

Blue is my favorite


CymatikMC

Blue is the best flavour.


Azgeta_

Purple goes hard but blue is king.


Random_guytheo

No, orange


CymatikMC

No


Substantial_Jump4605

NOrange I want that purple stuff


Random_guytheo

Purple is pretty good, it’s just a bit too sweet


Finnjit

Orange too chalky


Random_guytheo

I fw the chalky taste


Alternative-Tear5796

Probably not, but I’m sure OP can still huff through spraypaint and get high ASF


TruthMediocre9423

thank you this is the helpful advice i come to reddit for 😆


Againstmead

Hopefully they ain’t all busted. Those cans look rusty as hell like they’ve been left outside for a long time. They can lose their pressure over time. Good luck and let me know how it goes .


SecureRepeat7706

8/79 are busted. The rest is feeling a bit old, put work perfectly fine, tried them all out real quick (1-2 sprays in the air)


Extension_Coffee_774

You can always stab a home in the bottom of the can and if there's still pressure in there you could paint with it


Substantial_Jump4605

Stabbing a home is some of the worst advice I've ever seen on this sub. First of all the cans are far too dull to penetrate even a wooden home. So you're just going to make the home angry and since most homes tend to be violent you're in for one hell of a retaliation. Perhaps trade the paint for an axe or a flamethrower or a device that creates tornados which I'm sure others have already suggested I didn't read most of the replies. Now that I think about it that's probably a typo. You obviously meant to say stab a homeless which I think is a great use of old cans. Make sure to sharpen them up with a whetstone and wear gloves as to minimize any contact with Fentanyl, meth, booze and hep C likely to leak or spurt from most homeless when wounded. If the bum brandishes a syringe be cautious. At that point you're better off throwing some change at them and fleeing. I know you want that bum deceased, I would too it's the easiest way to steal their dope but its not worth catching AIDS. TLDR: if you don't have a tornado machine then look for other ways to get some Fetti. Hope this helps.


iwanttobelieve42069

Wow this comment saved my life thank you


Alternative_Coconut6

or do something with that paint if it doesnt have pressure


Gaia_b7

give em to me


tentacion_lomh

Send 5 to everyone who commented🙂‍↕️


jibsand

Do a vandalism


Wickerrrs

Paint is supposed to be free 🥷🏻


RainBowznotforsale

It is


Local-Battle747

Go to a hall of fame, do a couple of walls. Maybe you know an abandoned building, where you can spend the day painting?


iDom2jz

Don’t go to a hall of fame if you just bought a bunch of spray paint and are asking what to do with it 👍🏻


Local-Battle747

?


iDom2jz

They obv don’t know wtf they’re doing the last place they should paint is a wall of fame


closetscaper3000

The blind leading the blind unfortunately


Local-Battle747

Are you referring to me? Wow.


closetscaper3000

Naw ur G


Fyougimmeausername

Disclaimer* please do not go over pieces you can't burn at said hall of fame 😂 What happened to writing!? Get your mates. Find some abandoned shit. Bring some beers. Paint it!


CymatikMC

Me n a few buddies did this a couple weeks back. Had a blast!


Ripmcdonaldsman47

Terrible advice


Fyougimmeausername

Good advice. This shits gone soft. It's fucking graffiti. Jesus it's not like I suggested rolling 15 deep. Beating down security and changing all the padlocks. (Also fun) If you have any issue with my suggestion. This hobby is not for you. And not in a staunch guy way. In a , there are people out there that will beat you down for this shit. So if your not down for a fun day hanging with friends painting some shit. Your definitely not going to like what follows.


Ripmcdonaldsman47

I didn’t even respond to you chill out lmao I responded to local-battle747 that’s why my reply is under his not yours


KeyKaleidoscope1028

Y’all wrecking abandoned buildings is why every photographer hates every one you.


SernRsk

Cry more graff is the original urbex


KeyKaleidoscope1028

I made a group get burglary charges once so actually they’re the ones crying. Staked out some wrecking a spot, snd called the owner lmao. Made sure I waited till they took some stuff to their car so the charges would stick


FoxJonesMusic

Karen - it’s you!


LossInternational982

Aren’t you the guy commenting under videos of girls pissing?


Waywardspork

Why are you in this sub?


SernRsk

Why are you in this subreddit


Fyougimmeausername

Big difference between painting and destruction. Didn't suggest they smash everything. Funnily enough from my experience that's usually the kids roaming around with cameras.


greezyjay

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


HAZEUS95666

Don’t show this to the Portland documentary guy


Substantial_Jump4605

Fred Armisen is a graffiti writer? What cant that guy do amirite?


NonExistantSandle

huff them all


ajbroc1

great work OP (im jealous)


Turdulator

Vandalize stuff for fun


megoatfoot

Paint naked people for burning man?


Frequent_Tea9101

How much was shipping


SecureRepeat7706

25.50 for the cans, 25 for the shipping, combined 50.50 bucks


Dirt-Steel

Boof it


krylonizer

...The vandal was nestled all snug in his bed, while visions of fat caps danced in his head...


boriquen777

Sell it to me for 25 I’ll show you what to do with it


poeticrevolt

send them to me


Glass_Wolf_2002

Bomb


adventurejay

Go after that guy with the Lucile Ball haircut, what he did on the 2s and 5s is no forgive action.


CampCastle

Unfortunately bro they were only 50 bucks because they are all empties


SecureRepeat7706

Nah like 80% of them are 80-100 % full


Bloody_lagga

Walk the tracks. Tag, bomb.. etc take the train downtown and find spots alleys etc to practice.. or a local grocery store to practice your flow on the back wall. Be creative and hope you get happy with your tag and eventually get your name up in spots more people will see them


Creative_Ad_9310

Bomb an overpass


Negative-Mix-8618

There are full of Paint or maybe 3/4 of Paint,how much bombs?


Zigarat03

What a steal


Substantial_Jump4605

A steal would be if he racked them. Deal is the word you're looking for. They're similar and rhyme so I'll give you a pass this time and this time only. Don't let me catch you repeating that ever again and I will monitor every post you make from here in out. I repeat this is your final warning.


KalicalVJ

Practice with the shit colors and save the good colors for tags and throws Have fun and dont get caught of course


miragemain42000

What did you type on eBay to find these? I only see rustos


Smokingpcpallday

Give it to me


ImNotHyp3r

paint a fuckin wall idk


drippingdeaddogseye

I hate you… so much..


No-Design1186

I'll take them off your hands for 20. You overpayed anyway 🤷‍♂️


bigrooster460

Prepare to get a bunch of empty cans


FatStackzzz

Give me some.


notabovebutequal

Drink it


Typical-Assumption-3

Paint


Samtoshi1

Paint Things


WTFParts_

Bomb brother


Yah_or_Nah

I would probably paint something you own with them.


No_Telephone_1609

Boof em


Loose_Frame5526

Boof it


Lanky_Bar2253

Huff them all in one day


Slight_Candy2426

Huff it


LionTribe8

A grip of scrappies good shit!👍


generic_thingy

for 50 that is a steal


entr0pics

give them to children and tell them to spray every surface in their school


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West_Action8231

holy fuck you lucky😂😂😂


fuxuandyourhorse

How many are empty or blocked now


Camcamtv90

GET TF UP MY BOI


Dave_Davino

Thats a good price!!


SpotLurkin

U lucky bastard…


funcrusher616

Banksy


Gabolixx

4 murals my bruv


psychedelicow

Definitely not graffiti


ZookeepergameWhole63

Sell it on eBay, duh.


Best_Tree_2337

Paint something!


Admirable_Eye_500

Save those belton cans. Those will be vintage one day


Speider_92

yo thats dope, saw this and was the first bid on it. But didnt care about it after you outbid me, cause i didnt like all the weird brownish colours. Parcel was like 30€ or smth? to much for me but still a good Deal for you.👍


Luv2getdirty

HAVE FUN! Color the world or at least a part of it.


Financial-Comedian91

Put in a bbq pit and RUN.


Sabhan7

Bruh u got some classic 94 save them and sell em later on


JFaups666

Paint.


Master_Pension9302

Send them to me!


LetstalkBud

Sell to me or send or I’ll just help ya use it hahah where the hell you score this awesome man


kodaks142

Test them first make sure they work before you go all the way to a spot go to get busy and realize why they sold em for 50 bucks


Ripmcdonaldsman47

Usually when I get paint I use it. Crazy idea


JayMant88

Resell


totesnotfakeusername

Ngl I'd resell them lmfao


ElKidDelPueblo

The fact that you’re even asking means we know these are just gonna sit under your desk for months. Yall be buying too much shit for the amount you don’t be painting.


SecureRepeat7706

Bro I wanted to hear some unique color combos with these or shit like this 😭


ElKidDelPueblo

Match up the cans you have to coloring pencils or markers you have, experiment with color combinations on paper before you waste paint, you’re not gonna have people tutorial you through a whole piece starting from colors.


greezyjay

You didn't ask that tho.