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erinsintra

anon is a cartoon villain


Qulpaksad

Anon is our last hope


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

All of this that anon just suggested is just a less severe version of an average day in Balkan countries


largma

It is a sunny day in 1985 and a Serb finds a glass bottle


Inevitable-Stage-490

How does anon even think of this


AsleepStorage8228

Anon is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve


zombieGenm_0x68

based of him ngl


7arco7

Only the Avatar can stop Anon now


BBtheboy

Anon installs some mods the spice up the vanilla game


Dawgenberg

anon is the NSA


Shimano-No-Kyoken

I strongly suspect anon is a russki, then it would all make sense


Bruh_zil

least mentally unstable 4Chan user


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

According to anon Palestinian and Jewish porn basically means military porn wherein an Israel soldier gets fired a comically large missile on his face by Hamas member. And his face turns black and ashy and when the explosion happens his mouth goes around the back of his head and in order to talk he had to put it back again by bringing it forward


kaiser23456

I think you are describing a cartoon


Memelordofdloglo

No no, he is describing a research film.


RTX-4090ti_FE

The missile needs to stick into the ground and then kaboom


WintersbaneGDX

Everything was just a lead up to the last greentext line. All Anon really wants is an Arab-on-Jew coomer fantasy.


Ballacks11

You had me until Trance: like half of psy-trance artists are from Israel, play that shit on repeat and you are giving Israel a decisive advantage. Perhaps switch to the Addams Family theme or something equally absurd.


RedSander_Br

Just blast 24/7 chinese music. And mongolian throat singing.


-NoNameListed-

Throat singing just sounds like the Call to Prayer, now the Palestinians have the advantage


LuckoftheFryish

Trance throat singing.


RedSander_Br

Peace in our time! Basically a mixtape of havila nagila and banner of islam.


BuzzGoober

Play christian heavy metal to make it fair


[deleted]

the cristians of lebanon will take advantage


Vmxplousion

God infected mushrooms are so good at making psy


I_Automate

Best Israeli export (that isn't a product of the arms industry)


OdinWept

>half of psytrance artists are from Israel Psytrance comes from Goa Trance, and of all electronic genres, probably has the most Indian artists


Sawari5el7ob

Half of Goa is just Israeli post-service soldier expats on mind expanding vacation


Scapegoaticus

A mix of sea shanties and American country music sounds like a good compromise


karateema

Blast BTS and other K-Pop all day


ClF3ismyspiritanimal

That "when I think about you I touch myself" song on repeat.


etbillder

Gotta be classic 90s euro trance


Gladianoxa

Bro accelerated accelerationism so hard I now think it's a bad idea


Victorian-Tophat

Extremist on the wacky scale


Jasek19

You didn’t think so before?


Gladianoxa

No, it works great. The counterplay to slowly boiling a frog is either turning off the stove or turning it way up. If you can't force the first, you can usually force the latter.


KorianHUN

What i'm hearing is: "First NATO empire, bitches!"


Gladianoxa

"United States of Europe" - Guy Verhofstadt, shortly before Brexit


Zealousideal-Echo447

\>everyone unites around the idea of needing to track down and crush anon


GothmogTheOrc

World peace achieved, gg


Lazarous86

The enemy of my enemy is an ally. 


-NoNameListed-

Stone anon*. It's the holy land


C4Cole

Lelouch vi Britannia moment


colthesecond

Wasn't it originally schniezel (or however you write his name)'s plan?


PrrrromotionGiven1

No he just wanted to nuke anyone who started a war from orbit to create permanent peace


Manytaku

It is time for a real life Zero Requiem


PrrrromotionGiven1

This was always such a smoothbrained idea from a so-called genius The whole world will be happy for like a week after his plan completed, and then the power struggle will just start right where it left off again Like seriously what did he expect


remoTheRope

He’s like 15 years old, it’s honestly entirely in-character.


nippon2751

Maybe the most realistic Middle East peace plan I've ever seen


bialetti808

This could work OP


notorioustim10

I'll join in with the piggies


Neither-Blueberry-95

r/chaoticgood


IrreverentRacoon

Graph is from Harvard. Anons theory must be legit.


Max200012

unironically the best plan to bring peace to the middle east


Tridentern

Not because the plan is good but because the other options are hopeless.


iwillnotcompromise

you know what, let him cook, he might be on to something.


abermea

Anon's plans are beyond our understanding


Phil_Smiles

r/noncredibledefense is leaking again


baphometromance

This screenshot has me so fucked up


TwistedPnis4567

Anon has the spirit of the Joker coming inside of him


undreamedgore

I'm all for this plan.


Trigger_Fox

Based doesnt even begin to describe this guy


undead-inside

Fantastic idea with the mr beast thing btw


haefler1976

This might just work


bialetti808

Call up Obama


tjekan

That.... Might actually work.


40CakesBad

It's a good plan ngl


Iwubwatermelon

Swap trance music for darude sandstorm and it'll be a great idea.


TheHeroWeNeed45

The sad thing is, this has a better chance of working than any other plans proposed thus far 


Red__system

It's so insane it might just work


draneline

Huh that sounds kinda familiar… wonder where something like that is happening right now 🤔


-NoNameListed-

The Balkans


Virophile

Most reasonable solution I’ve heard so far…


Curlheinz

Hollup… Let him cook


soapybird6

...let him cook...


KAAAAAAAAARL

Sanest suggestion to end the war on 4chan for sure


-NoNameListed-

Wait the war on 4chan started? Who's the attacker??


KAAAAAAAAARL

They themselves


ultimatepepechu

blackpeoplemeet.com is a classic


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

Just run disablelackpeoplemeet.exe before hacking the nudes.


-dert-

Complicated problems require more complicated solutions


CanadianPaki777

what pakistan do lmaoooooo


Laziness2945

Anon gets hired by the CIA


bowhunterdownunder

This is autistic enough that it just might work 🤔


maximumfacemelting

Can’t be worse than what they are doing right now


gyhiio

Is this the plot for the next Austin Powers movie? Loved it!


battle_clown

Anon is like one of those crazies that thinks they can force the rapture to happen if they deliberately force human civilization to collapse


KhajiitSupremacist2

Nuke france


xXdontshootmeXx

Solve war by becoming a common enemy


HavokMan48

Sun Tzu would be proud


HavokMan48

Sun Tzu would be proud


[deleted]

r/noncredibledefense is leaking


No-Section-4385

well at least anon would make peace there.. only for them to band together and attack what ever country anon lives in.


monkeymercenary

Terrorism? Nah. This is weaponized cyber bullying.


karateema

This could work


Honey_Badger____

Anon reinvents psychological warfare


blippie

I think this can all be cleared up if both sides are force to confront and fight each other while riding bouncy hoppers.


holaprobando123

This is exactly the kind of thing 4chan would do.


TheJamesMortimer

Terrorism is the inflicting or threatening of violwnce against covilian targets for the purpose of political change. This is just a psyop


EagleFoot88

Finally, a reasonable suggestion.


mudkip2-0

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


Buzzyear10

Isn't this just the lore of Cyberpunk 2077?


TheBread1750BCE

"localized political problems" lol, are we living in the same reality?


couldbedumber96

Anons really think they can beat Jews in a “mental anguish” fight? Mf the entire religion is mental anguish


Joshgg13

You all laugh, but you don't offer any better solutions


UDAFX_MK_85

Anon is a Fucking r3t4rd


apezor

I hate this and want to argue with everyone who's even ironically thinking this can help.


[deleted]

Accelerationism:


Dill_Donor

I feel like the P on J porn will backfire and just spark more squabbles when the audiences witness how *consensual* it all ends up being...


SunderedValley

Let him cook. ....wait how is Trance supposed to demoralize Israelis?


bruhmp44

This is the only way


plasticranger115

Fake and gay