According to anon Palestinian and Jewish porn basically means military porn wherein an Israel soldier gets fired a comically large missile on his face by Hamas member. And his face turns black and ashy and when the explosion happens his mouth goes around the back of his head and in order to talk he had to put it back again by bringing it forward
You had me until Trance: like half of psy-trance artists are from Israel, play that shit on repeat and you are giving Israel a decisive advantage. Perhaps switch to the Addams Family theme or something equally absurd.
No, it works great. The counterplay to slowly boiling a frog is either turning off the stove or turning it way up. If you can't force the first, you can usually force the latter.
This was always such a smoothbrained idea from a so-called genius
The whole world will be happy for like a week after his plan completed, and then the power struggle will just start right where it left off again
Like seriously what did he expect
anon is a cartoon villain
Anon is our last hope
All of this that anon just suggested is just a less severe version of an average day in Balkan countries
It is a sunny day in 1985 and a Serb finds a glass bottle
How does anon even think of this
Anon is the hero we need, not the hero we deserve
based of him ngl
Only the Avatar can stop Anon now
Anon installs some mods the spice up the vanilla game
anon is the NSA
I strongly suspect anon is a russki, then it would all make sense
least mentally unstable 4Chan user
According to anon Palestinian and Jewish porn basically means military porn wherein an Israel soldier gets fired a comically large missile on his face by Hamas member. And his face turns black and ashy and when the explosion happens his mouth goes around the back of his head and in order to talk he had to put it back again by bringing it forward
I think you are describing a cartoon
No no, he is describing a research film.
The missile needs to stick into the ground and then kaboom
Everything was just a lead up to the last greentext line. All Anon really wants is an Arab-on-Jew coomer fantasy.
You had me until Trance: like half of psy-trance artists are from Israel, play that shit on repeat and you are giving Israel a decisive advantage. Perhaps switch to the Addams Family theme or something equally absurd.
Just blast 24/7 chinese music. And mongolian throat singing.
Throat singing just sounds like the Call to Prayer, now the Palestinians have the advantage
Trance throat singing.
Peace in our time! Basically a mixtape of havila nagila and banner of islam.
Play christian heavy metal to make it fair
the cristians of lebanon will take advantage
God infected mushrooms are so good at making psy
Best Israeli export (that isn't a product of the arms industry)
>half of psytrance artists are from Israel Psytrance comes from Goa Trance, and of all electronic genres, probably has the most Indian artists
Half of Goa is just Israeli post-service soldier expats on mind expanding vacation
A mix of sea shanties and American country music sounds like a good compromise
Blast BTS and other K-Pop all day
That "when I think about you I touch myself" song on repeat.
Gotta be classic 90s euro trance
Bro accelerated accelerationism so hard I now think it's a bad idea
Extremist on the wacky scale
You didn’t think so before?
No, it works great. The counterplay to slowly boiling a frog is either turning off the stove or turning it way up. If you can't force the first, you can usually force the latter.
What i'm hearing is: "First NATO empire, bitches!"
"United States of Europe" - Guy Verhofstadt, shortly before Brexit
\>everyone unites around the idea of needing to track down and crush anon
World peace achieved, gg
The enemy of my enemy is an ally.
Stone anon*. It's the holy land
Lelouch vi Britannia moment
Wasn't it originally schniezel (or however you write his name)'s plan?
No he just wanted to nuke anyone who started a war from orbit to create permanent peace
It is time for a real life Zero Requiem
This was always such a smoothbrained idea from a so-called genius The whole world will be happy for like a week after his plan completed, and then the power struggle will just start right where it left off again Like seriously what did he expect
He’s like 15 years old, it’s honestly entirely in-character.
Maybe the most realistic Middle East peace plan I've ever seen
This could work OP
I'll join in with the piggies
r/chaoticgood
Graph is from Harvard. Anons theory must be legit.
unironically the best plan to bring peace to the middle east
Not because the plan is good but because the other options are hopeless.
you know what, let him cook, he might be on to something.
Anon's plans are beyond our understanding
r/noncredibledefense is leaking again
This screenshot has me so fucked up
Anon has the spirit of the Joker coming inside of him
I'm all for this plan.
Based doesnt even begin to describe this guy
Fantastic idea with the mr beast thing btw
This might just work
Call up Obama
That.... Might actually work.
It's a good plan ngl
Swap trance music for darude sandstorm and it'll be a great idea.
The sad thing is, this has a better chance of working than any other plans proposed thus far
It's so insane it might just work
Huh that sounds kinda familiar… wonder where something like that is happening right now 🤔
The Balkans
Most reasonable solution I’ve heard so far…
Hollup… Let him cook
...let him cook...
Sanest suggestion to end the war on 4chan for sure
Wait the war on 4chan started? Who's the attacker??
They themselves
blackpeoplemeet.com is a classic
Just run disablelackpeoplemeet.exe before hacking the nudes.
Complicated problems require more complicated solutions
what pakistan do lmaoooooo
Anon gets hired by the CIA
This is autistic enough that it just might work 🤔
Can’t be worse than what they are doing right now
Is this the plot for the next Austin Powers movie? Loved it!
Anon is like one of those crazies that thinks they can force the rapture to happen if they deliberately force human civilization to collapse
Nuke france
Solve war by becoming a common enemy
Sun Tzu would be proud
Sun Tzu would be proud
r/noncredibledefense is leaking
well at least anon would make peace there.. only for them to band together and attack what ever country anon lives in.
Terrorism? Nah. This is weaponized cyber bullying.
This could work
Anon reinvents psychological warfare
I think this can all be cleared up if both sides are force to confront and fight each other while riding bouncy hoppers.
This is exactly the kind of thing 4chan would do.
Terrorism is the inflicting or threatening of violwnce against covilian targets for the purpose of political change. This is just a psyop
Finally, a reasonable suggestion.
Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?
Isn't this just the lore of Cyberpunk 2077?
"localized political problems" lol, are we living in the same reality?
Anons really think they can beat Jews in a “mental anguish” fight? Mf the entire religion is mental anguish
You all laugh, but you don't offer any better solutions
Anon is a Fucking r3t4rd
I hate this and want to argue with everyone who's even ironically thinking this can help.
Accelerationism:
I feel like the P on J porn will backfire and just spark more squabbles when the audiences witness how *consensual* it all ends up being...
Let him cook. ....wait how is Trance supposed to demoralize Israelis?
This is the only way
Fake and gay