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Brikandbones

Can a science man tell me, schlorp or no schlorp?


Bodega177013

Very schlorp. Depending on the diameter of the whole. If small he will pass through it within seconds. If large, around 1ft, he will break bones and get pulled in but not enough to go all the way in. Instead he will be stuck to it and be unable to be removed.


Spare_braincell

Reminds me of the horror story of divers being shlorped into a pipeline


Bodega177013

Reminds me of another one, of divers doing maintenance on the sub only for an operator to accidentally enable to sonar for a fraction of a second. Divers were liquified from the point blank blast of the sonar.


Littlebigchief88

That’s crazy, I had no idea that was a thing, but I looked it up and yeah, if you got hit by that up close your ass is toast.


HeftyRichard

China pulled this funny little prank on an Australian ship that had divers in the water trying to remove a fishing net from their propeller (they had flags and everything to show that there were divers in the water). The Chinese coastguard just pulled up along side as if it was going to help, blasted its sonar, and drove away.


Littlebigchief88

That’s fucking wild, but I could see it


HeftyRichard

Happened in November last year. China didn’t deny that they used the sonar, instead denying that it hurt the Australian divers…the Chinese coast guard are feral.


Littlebigchief88

Sound waves are simply not real, westerner. I’ve heard that part of the ocean is super fucked up, basically full of illegal fishing that Australia can hardly do shit about


Merry_Dankmas

Silly round eye, sonar no kill. Kangaroo fuckers simply exploded under the glorious presence of Xi Jinping's glorious China 🇨🇳 🇨🇳🇨🇳


W1D0WM4K3R

The sound waves are real, but your weak capitalist flesh holds no strength!


nameyname12345

One should never attribute malice when stupidity could explain it. Chinese peasant probably thought he was firing a water missile.


holaprobando123

It's China, I think in something like this expecting malice is the way to go.


Apprehensive_Toe990

You seem wise enough, I will not ask Google but you, if I'm just hoovering on the surface of the water, and the sonar blips, would I get blasted?


HeftyRichard

Proximity and pressure (depth) are the main factors in how effective sonar is/how powerful the sound wave is (this is still a gross oversimplification). If a submarine were to be at periscope depth and the bow right underneath you, you’re going to be feeling very rough. But even if you’re only a few hundred metres away, you’ll probably feel something (and go deaf if your head was under the water the time), but you should be fine. In summary: keep your head above the water and you’ll feel rough but live. Head under water, you’ll probably never be the same again if it’s less than a mile away.


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

>Head under water, you’ll probably never be the same again if it’s less than a mile away. Probably the scariest part of all that


byquestion

I have a question, what about the fishes around the submarine? Though, i feel i can see what the answer will be.


HeftyRichard

Guess. If you want further material, look up the effect sonar is having on whales, whose entire communication method is also sonar.


Facesit_Freak

Epic trollage https://preview.redd.it/ruh2jpeq93oc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81a0b6f240fd3201ddf743bc21cdffe0a15236f8


Kirbz_-

How to do epic foreign policy: Step 1. Annoy and harass every country around you Step 2. Block said countries from accessing international waters Step 3. Wonder why all of these countries are aligning themselves with the West and United States Step 4. ???? Step 5. Profit


Fight_or_Flight_Club

They can't profit, that's illegal


StainaH

+50 social credits.


alt-glitchens

the state and its leadership can profit, for the slave class, its communism all the way down to the e-waste fires.


i_got_worse

sounds like a reason for war


Spoonfulofticks

The Chinese are serious ass holes. lol


[deleted]

Here is a video of divers hearing a sonar (take care is loud) https://youtu.be/AaO6jQEmfoY Imagine being a whale and constantly hearing this shit.


GhostofDabier

I was on a sub. They’ll never admit to it, but active sonar absolutely scrombles the brains of whales. I just worked in the engineroom, so I was pretty far removed from the operational world but I asked some of the officers who would stand officer of the deck watch and they let me know. Apparently it makes them make terrible “oh fuck you just blew out my ears” noises. This was off the coast of California around 2019.


Danni293

Damn, it's so crazy how far sound travels in water even after reflecting. You can even hear the sonar ping echoing from a distance.


Mrozek33

Hmmmm toasted ass sounds kinda hot ngl


brutinator

Its why active sonar is actually pretty regulated (at least by the USA, and, to be fair, who could keep the military accountable to it?) because it can cause a ton of ecological damage. Passive sonar IIRC is safe though, because thats just listening.


Thatguy_Nick

"Sorry guys misclick"


Incendas1

Calm down, it was a misinput


Spare_braincell

Not a shlorp story but still good 


halfcutpenis

the fuck u mean by good?


Spare_braincell

still a good (horrible) story


_TLDR_Swinton

" **Yes, it can kill you if you are close enough**. The U.S. Navy's sonar emits 235-decibel pressure waves of unbearable pinging and metallic shrieking. At 200 Db, the vibrations can rupture your lungs, and above 210 Db, the lethal noise can bore straight through your brain until it hemorrhages that delicate tissue. " Joely shit.


Toolset_overreacting

And decibels are a logarithmic measurement. For every 3 dB, it doubles in sound pressure. So 210 (dead) to 235 isn’t just like +25 deadly. It’s like dead vs 8 times more dead. Or something like that. I’m not a Scientologist.


poniez4evar

You got a source for that? Google says sonar has never killed anybody...


Danni293

I can't find an article for SONAR killing divers, but there is a source for the Chinese injuring divers with SONAR. https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/navy-ships/a45976112/chinese-warship-injures-australian-divers-with-sonar/


squibilly

Or in the lockout trunk. Just a little vacuum, just a little diver porridge. Nubs get the sponge to soak em up


moragdong

Liquified?


JustABitCrzy

Sound wave of that intensity bombards you with enough energy to rupture internal organs. Think explosive device detonating next to you, but without the debris and fragmentation.


GhostofDabier

Water is way less chill than air. It transfers sound way better. Because of that, being anywhere near active sonar would be worse than strapping yourself to the world’s largest speaker in the air. Gas is compressible, and water is (nearly) incompressible.


Danni293

I thought water was considered completely incompressible?


GhostofDabier

I used to work on a reactor in a sub, it’s the only reason I had to learn so much about fluid mechanics in the first place. We had special equations that we would use on some high pressure water systems that would give us expected pressure increases per gallon of water added (in an already completely filled system). This wasn’t the way it was supposed to operate, but more of an “oh shit” kinda operating instruction… The pressure rise is extremely fast when adding water to a filled system, like upwards of 100 PSI per gallon. If water was completely incompressible you would have raised pressure so much that you would’ve ruptured something. Also, what? First time with the Reddit downvote hivemind? People *love* to downvote lol.


Danni293

It's just that every time I see discussion on stuff like this it's always mentioned that "water is incrompessible" I've never seen anyone add the caveat that it *is* still compressible under certain circumstances. so... ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Mighoyan

Sonar produces very powerful soundwaves estimated to be up to 230 dB at the sonar itself, and sill at 180 dB 300 meters from the sub. Considering that an increasing of 10 dB means that your sound is 10 times more powerful, you get a glimpse of how much energy the divers received.


Danni293

It's also worth mentioning that anything above about 180dB in air is no longer a sound wave but a shockwave, the same you get from detonating explosives. Which gives even more of an indication for how much energy is carried by the wave through water.


CantLoadCustoms

Also I think it’s sperm whales that can kill divers if they truly do their whale yell at full volume. Scientists think that they know when there are humans around so they use their inside voices so as not to turn them into mush.


Mutantwarsushi

Source?


ReasonSelect9797

I've Googled sonar and there's no known case of sonar ever killing someone. Do you have a source on this?. You'd think there'd be a few cases atleast.


Munnin41

Source? Because google doesn't show results for this. Just whales being killed by sonar


OzzyMcRcky

I don’t think there’s actually any proof of any recorded deaths from sonar pings! I might be wrong though.


DebadityaSen

Delta P and its unimaginable horrors


vWaffles

The 4 divers that got stuck in an oil pipe under the sea? Watched a documentary on it a while ago and only one guy got out with broken bones (iirc) while his friends died because the company didn't want to help.


_TLDR_Swinton

Final Schlorpstination


Thai_Cuisine

Sauce?


Spare_braincell

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjODRpuXrU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDjODRpuXrU) Here you go good sir, don't forget the soy sauce


Thai_Cuisine

🙏


OuroborosIAmOne

How does the small work? Like he passes through but he dies and turns into paste?


Axe-actly

You're not going to turn into paste with only 4.5m of water above you. The pressure difference is about 0.45 bar. He's going to get lightly stuck to the hole and nothing dangerous will happen. If this was happening at the bottom of the ocean with 2km of water above you, sure you would maybe turn into spaghetti.


ISV_VentureStar

I can hold 4 bar of water pressure on my outlet by pressing with both my thumbs. It's not that much pressure.


SUMBWEDY

>It's not that much pressure. It is, just you're not experiencing a large force due to the small area. 4 bar on a square inch surface (your thumb) is about 60 pounds. A 1 foot wide opening at 60psi/4bar would be over 7,000 pounds of force. It'd certainly break a few bones if not be fatal.


DarkSector0011

If he was big fat man and went butt first could be clog the hole in a comical way while rescuers had to find a way to get him loose, like a cartoon?


SuspiciousOobs

Sounds like a good way to get turned inside out lol


MrCabbuge

Isn't there not enough pressure under 5 meters to make a "very schlorp"?


Soulpole

You can withstand that kind of pressure with a finger. The pressure difference is not that big


FactoryOfShit

Very schlorp, look up "delta P"


sausage891

Not at fifteen feet tho a delta P with this little water column is dangerous but not instantly fatal


copperbeam17

Dangerous?? There's more pressure in a party balloon.


gerryflint

A science man would use the metric system.


Vary-Vary

Schlorp^2 Byford Dolphin levels of schlorp


banmeagainplease3

Every time I read that it's scary as fuck - I hope that never happens again and there's new safeguards against it. 


Vary-Vary

With the rich fucks getting schlorped last year this incident came back to public memory as a reference point for the power of delta p


banmeagainplease3

They got less schlorped and more crushed though. Definitely less of a sucking noise.


speekuvtheddevil

They stopped being biology and turned into physics


Vary-Vary

I love you, what a great way to word what happened!


blbobobo

it depends on the mass/volumetric flowrate through that orifice. we’re already given the pressure differential, so if you know the fluid qualities and flow/discharge coefficient you can determine the rate that fluid exits the tank. if it’s small he’ll be fine, if it’s big he’s screwed. that’s why poking a small hole at the bottom is nbd, not enough fluid is exiting to make a difference


Brikandbones

Huh. Interesting. I would have thought small hole huge schlorp, big hole no schlorp.


DankMemesNQuickNuts

Super shlorp this dude is definitely getting trapped in that


Smooth_Maul

[*S C H L O R P*](https://youtu.be/PXgKxWlTt8A?si=ylPH9uNlE9I-U0ur)


Macqt

Instant schlorp.


Goose_Is_Awesome

You ever see that gif of the crab getting sucked into a pipe?


THEPIGWHODIDIT

Those are some powerful finger guns


roehnin

He’s a tall man, needs big hands


throwtheclownaway20

21 PSI can really suck someone through that hole against their will? Wild.


Eskimomonk

It’s not that 21 PSI can suck him in, it’s the difference in pressure plus the small opening as a channel to allow the pressure equalization between the sides causing a strong and fast vacuum due to the Bernoulli principle


Horn_dogger

I like your words glasses man


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throwtheclownaway20

Oh, they're doing that Euro shit with the decimal, I see


KA1N3R

The confusion comes from the fact that they don't. The right psi is using the European way, while the left is using the American. No way to tell which was intended.


Wgolyoko

I have no idea what you guys are on about. Both sides use the same notation 14 PSI on one side and 21 on the other. Why would you think one side would use a different notation when they both look the exact same ?


KA1N3R

Because 21.375 is way too specific.


Tommy2255

0.375 is just 3/8. They just didn't round it at the end.


Wgolyoko

Oh wow. I would never have guessed this reasonning. It makes sense in a weird way : they look different, so the notation must not be the same. I guess some people's brains really do work that way. Very strange !


GaBoX172

Nope. 14.75 is atm pressure and 6.5 is water pressure. 6.5+14.75 is 21.25. yeah the numbers are wrong but I can't write and look at the image at the same time.


hunteram

You guys are making me lose braincells. You're telling me if you go to a pool and dove 15 feet you experience 21000 pounds of force per square inch? Think, motherfuckers. Edit: units


Pasispas

It would be pscm then.


Reddit_is_Cuckd

15 feet of water will generate 21,000 psi?


ReynAetherwindt

Take a 15-foot tall square tube with 1 inch inner side lengths and fill it with water. Is the water going to weigh 10.5 fucking *tons*? Not unless your mom's sitting on it.


Reddit_is_Cuckd

Solid analysis


SplatMySocks

No. 27.7" of water = 1 psi So, 15 feet would only be about 6.5psig


ReynAetherwindt

No, it is not. Note the pressure outside: 14.7. That's atmospheric pressure.


SplatMySocks

No, it definitely isn't. 1psi = 27.7inwc So 15 feet would only be 6.5psig


NotVainest

It's dP, so \~7 psi. And depending on the size of the hole, maybe. I'll assume a 8" diameter pipe, 50 square in, means 350 lbs pulling you through if you formed a seal on it. You may get stuck, but I don't think it would suck you through. A dP of 21 psi would be pulling you at 1050 lbs and probably kill you.


BrumbleNA

I'm assuming DP is differential pressure or gage pressure. But isn't Pressure= Force/ Area(surface)? So 6 in diameter pipe = 28.27in^2? and 7psi×28.27in^2 = 197.89 lbs of a 6 in hole? Also this is all because of hydrostatic equilibrium; at the instant all the water is not moving or once the flow starts its becomes a bernoulli equation, but I think simplified because of the pipes same elevation and uniform area.


NotVainest

yeah, you're right. For some reason I did an 8" hole but wrote a 6" one. And yeah, I'm assuming your body is making a full seal on the pipe, without any other initial conditions that may exist in a Bernoulli problem like change in potential or kinetic energy.


ThearchOfStories

I came to this sub to feel superior not feel dumb. Fuck you guys.


vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee

And his name is... DELTA P!


DatRedditGiy

Delta P wee hee hee. Delta P bad for me


throwaway-20701

That video is trippy af


NietJulian

Delta P is stored in Delta balls


breakfasteveryday

Anon the Science Man shares visions of schlorp


AlphaMassDeBeta

Is that the crab video reference?


ThaBunnyBun

what was that video called?


Jg6915

Crab gets sucked hard underwater 18+ uncensored video Don’t forget crab it’s very important


banmeagainplease3

Lmao


redwingjv

Delta P for the diver one


AndorElitist

Delta P


Bridge2TeraBussyUp

This kills the crab


Aromatic_Soup5986

When it's got ya


ironlung311

It’s got ya!


Aero_Aera

My man is 7.5 feet tall


Kiwieeeeeeeee

Average height fr


IRONCHEF06

Not for long


hateful_liam

Wembanyama looking ah


Marci_1992

still can't get a date on dating apps


Imperator_Crispico

Sucks almost as hard as your mother


Tararator18

Can't he just jump and stand on that little shelf until the water is leveled? Is he stupid?


Super7Chaos

He fails the QTE, didn’t press jump fast enough.


Chandlers_Fox

2137 pope number mentioned


LegitimateHasReddit

https://preview.redd.it/3jnmkloyj4oc1.jpeg?width=2821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc8bbf5f3bc98b121703e5234659f53607eff78c Polska Gurom


AndorElitist

When it's gotcha....it's *gotcha!*


Respectable_Fuckboy

https://youtu.be/vP01rZDQaB4?si=w8GQ8NgjT7Yqjhv7 Super gruesome outcome, but hey. Your brain wouldn’t even have time to process your liquefication


Urmommythemummy

Depends on the size of the hole. If it’s big enough it will break your bones and you will get stuck there in agonizing pain


Riskypride

Would probably pass out from the pain or go into shock tbh


caractacusbritannica

Much schlorp.


Carbonyl_dichloride

2137 mentioned


Stolen_Sky

This is one of the reasons commercial diving is very dangerous.  Diver goes to fix blockage - blockage gets removed, and the sudden pressure change sucks in the diver, either killing or trapping them. 


nekuranohakkyou

Is it Chuck Palahnuik reference?


paffnuc

r/2137


SeaWeedEatingFish

Anon is polish


ImPsych

Delta P moment


evawsonsimp

that diver is TALL! fucking giant!


Hotdog_Parade

Diver would be fine. At 15 feet he’s at about 1.5 ATA (Absolute Total Atmospheres of pressure). The hole looks to be about a foot wide. If he got close enough to it he’d feel the pressure difference. It would definitely suck a limb in, but not to the point he couldn’t pull it out or have his tender pull him up. If an arm got sucked in at 30 feet he’d be in serious trouble, At 50 it would likely lead to death. Source: I am a commercial diver


splashtext

https://preview.redd.it/256f42s4m4oc1.jpeg?width=716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3fa69423c648501779fa75da232b7f7d2d7edcf8 How it feels to experience delta p (Trust me)


CaffeinAddict

Delta P


Antoine11Tom11

There goes Diver 1


zerosaved

Never fuck around with Delta P and you’ll never have to find out.


Jackpot807

Anon experiences delta P and fucking dies


irishpwr46

1 foot of water equals .433 psi. The maths don't math.


Early-Noise-9443

just watched a vid about it yesterday


big_-chungus844

link? sounds interesting


Early-Noise-9443

https://youtu.be/VSP_5a1AdRo?si=0SHEl5_xRCeRkwQa


_TheBigF_

[The only trustworthy Delta P video](https://youtu.be/K1yUchFNdIk?si=qjD9tEMFkB19jY6g)


Snakify-Boots

Delta P, weeheehee


1234normalitynomore

Delta P, bad for me


Dd_8630

Explain.


Yurtle13x

Delta p, gotta love the S U C C


Goaty1208

And remember kids, water is in fact quite heavy.


The_Piloteer

Based ∆P-posting


Apprehensive_Part102

∆P


zombieGenm_0x68

context?


DaOsoMan

[imagine this crab is that guy](https://youtu.be/PXgKxWlTt8A?si=UHwPwawFzFttzDMi)


3AlbertWhiskers

https://i.redd.it/thoe49d4w7oc1.gif


MorkoReddit

What


AA_turet

Delta p, my favorite


antinutrinoreactor

Delta P


Agent_Galahad

Delta-P. When it's got you, *it's got you.*


CosmonautDuck

I would never guess that I would use the knowledge I gained watching that long ass psa warning video about pressure difference some months ago.


Totally-Real-Human

He fucked with the Delta P


GiveUpYouAlreadyLost

When it's got ya, its gotcha.


JustADamnFrenchGuy

***∆P time***


IkuX2

delta P monkaOMEGA


rayschoon

Huh, I wouldn’t think 6.7 psi is enough to do damage like that!


MetroGnome1992

We all do a little trolling.


_nzatar

God fucking damnit its delta P.


Wertical93

It's the *BEEG SUCC*


Shraamper

Delta P, Weeheehee


PhatHongas

Delta P moment lmao


CorbinNZ

Google delta P


ianlasco

"Searches youtube for vacuum cleaners " Youtube algorithm: Delta P


Islander399

Delta P hehehe. Delta P. He he he...


WhabbaWhabbaWhat

High to Low, baby! High to Low!


hotpants22

Money. Money. Money. Money. Mon-AAAAAAAA


Powerism

Forbidden glory hole


No-BrowEntertainment

Remember: Delta P, wee hee hee. 


Phapkins235

When it's gotcha, it's GOTCHA


mehvahdjukaar

Delta p is invisible to a diver and kills suddenly


dat_boi_207

Delta P


RobotSquid_

[SpongeBob Experiences Delta P and Dies Instantly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKKjs7PtHZo)


viewerx3

Don't look up the Diving Bell accident on the [Byford Dolphin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin) on Wikipedia!


shakulous

Science man, please elaborate on what the circumstances are in the scenario. I get pressure and all that but 21psi is just math to me I have no concept of a psi. I just know that bunch of em are put in a tire to fill them up.


kyrinyel

she delta on my p till i schlorp


Hour_Low_5469

Aw hell nah, not delta p


mememan2995

Is 1.5 atm really enough to be dangerous in this situation? Obviously, the pressure difference would draw on the diver here, but is he not strong enough to just stick his arms out against the wall and not get sucked in?


There-all-is-aching

I don’t even dive but I know not to fuck around with the Delta P