I’ve thought about this a little.
Personally I have no setup, just my phone, tissues and sometimes (very rarely) lube. I think jerking it is pretty nice, but if I spent a bunch of money on it. Like getting toys and equipment, how much better could it really be?
Let’s ignore the chronical basement isolation syndrome and how sad it is to get invested in your masturbation, I have a hard time imagine that it could get a whole lot better and an even harder time imagine it could be worth the money.
I won’t try it, I’m a student and didn’t have money to spare and I also enjoy being outside once in a while. But I will admit I’m curious.
I love the idea of toys, often more than using them, so I've bought quite a few. If you have the privacy a silicone toy and some lube are worlds better than just your hand. You do have to warm it up and wash it out after, though. As a broke student you could get a budget toy that would work fine. Personally I became a convert to the posh wank style, after I broke up with my last girlfriend and wanted to use up the condoms I bought. They make for easy cleanup and they're discreet, though if money is super tight a reusable toy would be better in the long run.
Tiktok's only goal is to get people to keep using Tiktok, they do it by showing people what they want to see, and the girls are experimenting with different stuff in aim to become an influencer, perhaps mimicking the videos of influencers they look up to, until they discover that particular kinds of videos gives them massive amounts of likes and followers, and are encouraged to focus on those... it's very wrong but it makes sense in a very messed up way. I blame the parents for not teaching their kids about internet safety
Ted was a nutjob loser who thought that the solution to the industrial revolution and its consequences was mailing pipe bombs to schools and computer stores
So calling him "right" is like calling the homeless man who jerks off with his own shit and screams at passing children about the shadow government spying on them "right". His psychotic ramblings are almost entirely tangential to anything resembling reality.
So every crazed whackjob is a philosopher?
Also Diogenes may have been a kooky bastard but he at least believed in virtue. He might mock Alexander the Great to his face but I don't think he'd blow up a random computer salesman
Diogenes, virtue? Sure. Diogenes was the OG Cynic. He only believed in himself.
Kaczynski's two main qualms with Industrial Society are the havoc it wreaks on the natural world and the indignities it imposes on man. Is that not virtuous?
Diogenes modeled himself on the example of Heracles, believing that virtue was better revealed in action than in theory.
What virtuous actions did Kaczynski take to address the negative aspects of industrial society? Did he use his skill with mathematics to effect change? Or did he blow some people up and change nothing except his own freedom?
And how did Diogenes act virtuosly? Masturbating in public, pissing on people, being mauled to death by a pack of feral dogs while napping in a wash tub? 😂
Do you know what classical Cynicism is? He was an arrogant and stubborn prick who thought he had all the answers *because* he was Diogenes.
I see why you're a fan.
Your using the crazed Wack job part to discount the genius part, so no, not every crazed psycho is a philosopher, but every so often a really smart person goes fucking nuts, and someone that’s lost it, can still have a point.
Who told you about the shadow goverment?
No matter, nobody will listen to you, once our nanobots turn you into a streetcorner fecesmasturbator.
Code C8, sanitize the whole thread.
you're pretty left of what ted k is talking about, and super standoffish about your point. comes across as unlikeable and petulant. Ted K concluded some dumbasss shit, but some of his observations aren't too far off targert
He argues against basic human principles such as creativity (art), achieving literally any goals, and basically says you should be a caveman who does nothing except the autonomic functions of your brain all day
Where the fuck did he say that. I recall no such thing.
The only thing wrong. Is that he provided no real solution. Though atleast believable prediction. Also him categorizing L*bs was wrong too. They need a different name. For the their actions are driven by specific emotion rather than ideology.
What is there to even coom to on Tiktok? Is it like Twitch thots who just jiggle their boobs in lingerie or something? I was under the impression Tiktok doesn't allow porn
Well Anon, you had a good run. Actually, now that I think about it, no, you probably didn’t.
Alright old yelleranon, hate to do this, but time to take ya out back
Nah, do it out front, in full view of everyone. This needs to be a lesson for others.
Anon finally has the setup to start competitive e-sports gooning.
New twitch channel! Calls on Amazon.
Sponsored by AstroGlide™
Gooning used to be great until the tik tok sweats ruined it 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
SBMM update when????!
I’ve thought about this a little. Personally I have no setup, just my phone, tissues and sometimes (very rarely) lube. I think jerking it is pretty nice, but if I spent a bunch of money on it. Like getting toys and equipment, how much better could it really be? Let’s ignore the chronical basement isolation syndrome and how sad it is to get invested in your masturbation, I have a hard time imagine that it could get a whole lot better and an even harder time imagine it could be worth the money. I won’t try it, I’m a student and didn’t have money to spare and I also enjoy being outside once in a while. But I will admit I’m curious.
The definition of post nut clarity is busting in a fleshlight and realizing you have to clean it up.
I love the idea of toys, often more than using them, so I've bought quite a few. If you have the privacy a silicone toy and some lube are worlds better than just your hand. You do have to warm it up and wash it out after, though. As a broke student you could get a budget toy that would work fine. Personally I became a convert to the posh wank style, after I broke up with my last girlfriend and wanted to use up the condoms I bought. They make for easy cleanup and they're discreet, though if money is super tight a reusable toy would be better in the long run.
Needs a carbon fiber sissy cage
So how long until anon wants to cut off his dick?
He’s probably there now. He just has to discover what sort of sexual debauchery he’s gonna do with it once it’s cut off.
Does this mean anon jerks off to underage girls
Absolutely and he should get his peener chopped off for it.
I legit only, or at least mostly, see adults on my Tik tok feed
I, too, lie on the internet out of shame.
Is it possible to dm videos and if so, may I send you one?
Are you asking my consent? Hot.
Nevermind, I can't dm you for some reason
Tease!
I'm taking that as a yes?
Ayo?
Can you jerk off to something else?
Like what? Adult porn? Don’t be ridiculous.
Like what? Adult porn? Don’t be ridiculous.
Like what? Adult porn? Don’t be ridiculous.
Your feed is based on what you watch... So why are you getting so many underage girls sir? You got something you want to admit to?
Why is TikTok offering endless clips of underage girls To obvious adult coomers. Also why are these girls putting up these videos. What the fuck
Tiktok's only goal is to get people to keep using Tiktok, they do it by showing people what they want to see, and the girls are experimenting with different stuff in aim to become an influencer, perhaps mimicking the videos of influencers they look up to, until they discover that particular kinds of videos gives them massive amounts of likes and followers, and are encouraged to focus on those... it's very wrong but it makes sense in a very messed up way. I blame the parents for not teaching their kids about internet safety
This isn’t a greentext, retard.
Anonymous is green Sorry
maybe the real greentexts were the coom we made along the way
Yeah well my fat swinging pendulum of a sack isnt green but you dont complain then
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Ted Kaczynski was right. This *is* a disaster
Ted was a nutjob loser who thought that the solution to the industrial revolution and its consequences was mailing pipe bombs to schools and computer stores
so ?
So calling him "right" is like calling the homeless man who jerks off with his own shit and screams at passing children about the shadow government spying on them "right". His psychotic ramblings are almost entirely tangential to anything resembling reality.
Nice try glowie
I guess Diogenes was a fraud too.
So every crazed whackjob is a philosopher? Also Diogenes may have been a kooky bastard but he at least believed in virtue. He might mock Alexander the Great to his face but I don't think he'd blow up a random computer salesman
>So every crazed whackjob is a philosopher? If they are right, yes.
Great, I look forward to seeing you kiss the feet of every drug-addled beggar that knows pollution is bad.
Diogenes, virtue? Sure. Diogenes was the OG Cynic. He only believed in himself. Kaczynski's two main qualms with Industrial Society are the havoc it wreaks on the natural world and the indignities it imposes on man. Is that not virtuous?
Diogenes modeled himself on the example of Heracles, believing that virtue was better revealed in action than in theory. What virtuous actions did Kaczynski take to address the negative aspects of industrial society? Did he use his skill with mathematics to effect change? Or did he blow some people up and change nothing except his own freedom?
And how did Diogenes act virtuosly? Masturbating in public, pissing on people, being mauled to death by a pack of feral dogs while napping in a wash tub? 😂 Do you know what classical Cynicism is? He was an arrogant and stubborn prick who thought he had all the answers *because* he was Diogenes. I see why you're a fan.
Your using the crazed Wack job part to discount the genius part, so no, not every crazed psycho is a philosopher, but every so often a really smart person goes fucking nuts, and someone that’s lost it, can still have a point.
Wow someone is particularily radiant today
I fucking wish the government would pay me to rant on Reddit. I'd pass a drug test, somebody sign me up!
Lmfao
Who told you about the shadow goverment? No matter, nobody will listen to you, once our nanobots turn you into a streetcorner fecesmasturbator. Code C8, sanitize the whole thread.
So you're saying they both have a point though.
Who told you about the shadow goverment?
"His psychotic ramblings are almost entirely tangential to anything resembling reality." You've got a way with words, very nice
At least he did something
At least he did something
Are you saying that's not the solution?
bet youre fun at parties
I'm not, you're right. Everyone is always kicking me out for not praising terrorists enough
you're pretty left of what ted k is talking about, and super standoffish about your point. comes across as unlikeable and petulant. Ted K concluded some dumbasss shit, but some of his observations aren't too far off targert
people be praising him online like what? dumbass you used technology. had he seen this he would’ve bombed your ass too
Fun fact: 100% of Ted Kaczynski's followers have never read his manifesto.
I actually have. He has some cringe points but most of his points are based.
He argues against basic human principles such as creativity (art), achieving literally any goals, and basically says you should be a caveman who does nothing except the autonomic functions of your brain all day
Where the fuck did he say that. I recall no such thing. The only thing wrong. Is that he provided no real solution. Though atleast believable prediction. Also him categorizing L*bs was wrong too. They need a different name. For the their actions are driven by specific emotion rather than ideology.
Look at his talk on "surrogate activities "
Glowie.
Please uninstall all of your brain except your brain stem and spinal cord if you truly do agree with Ted
Am redditor. Have actually read. The manifesto is based
He did have a few cringe points (he was homophobic for example) but most of his points were based
I mean... *technically* I listened to the free audiobook a few times.
He would be disappointed in you
It's ironic I know 😄
You are lucky he is dead
Why did I read that
I rarely say this but Rope
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Anon be like: https://preview.redd.it/vyd5qwcrfatc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a025991f982ee319de1118be9d1973009cf4e2f3
Deep he went
Completely consumed by the need to coom
When you do this you dont coom. Only edge
Still cheaper than dating/s.
None of this matters
I just beat my dick to 2d women like a normal person. Why does anon have a masterbaiting set up?
How’r ya now?
Many such cases. 😔
Ted could have never predicted this consequence of the industrial revolution
Been there but with ASMR YouTube videos
How do you escape?
What is there to even coom to on Tiktok? Is it like Twitch thots who just jiggle their boobs in lingerie or something? I was under the impression Tiktok doesn't allow porn
Try it with cocaine
Yeah not herion, can’t coom on opioids.
My favourite was a cocaine enema
r/noahgettheboat
anon took the time to yap that much and not provide any sauce
the term "goon" used in early 2023 this belongs in a museum, its like when people found out how to write on stone tablets for the first time
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I’m impressed
don't worry anon, your dopamine receptors will be completely decomposed in a week
The fuck did I just read, and why I can't unread it.
I had never imagined a man coming to "Hey, girlies!"
and yet anon is still infinitely less of a degenerate than the pedophiles that roam 4chan
Just pay for sex at this point. Even if it's horrible and you end up getting a disease it's still better than... whatever this is.
You forgot /s. I know you're jealous.
Get this man some help god damn
Deep isn’t the right word. What’s deeper than deep? Through to the other side? Out the earth and barreling through the darkness of space?
I dont get it. Why coom to tiktok? Theres actual nudity on other sites
anon’s a king, long live the industrial revolution.
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And I thought "3 of my porn subscriptions" was the worst part.
He seems like a nice boy.
Real and Pedo
Please tell me this is fake and gay
Anon is a Stage 5 Coomer
Holy shit I did not expect that to end up where it did lol
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Vibrator in that bussy
OP is the average reddit Coomer
Bruh I just opened this ap
we lost him
For anyone looking for a guide swap the heroin for MDMA or give up masturbating. Only 2 options really
The stupid ass "oh no, oh no, oh no,no,no" song starts playing. Anon be like: "AMBATUKAM UUUUUUUUGHHHH AAAAAA "
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Imagine spending all that money on goon gear
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You wish your countrymen had half the dedication to anything as anon does to cooming
First off bruh, why we living rent free in your head? Second now we know what the TikTok ban is really about lol.