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Skank-Pit

Notice how she literally made herself r.etarded before agreeing to get fucked in the ass. Getting lobotomized is a prerequisite for sodomy.


Ardalev

Getting lobotomized is a prerequisite to getting *sodomized*. Come on man, the rhyme was right there!


IAMA_Ghost_Boo

He's not black so he can't rap


Tafach_Tunduk

He's too white to make a dumb two-line rhyme


kryotheory

lobsodomized


JackAquila

That's a kickass pornogrind band name


Eevee136

Lobotomy must come before sodomy. The 11th commandment.


Vylan24

Lobotomize me so you can sodomize me don't criticize me


niccster10

🤢🤢🤮 almost forgot I was on reddit


Tal_Onarafel

Hahaha checks out from experience 😂😂


Ap0logize

Didn't she made herself retard after she promised him?


Skank-Pit

Yeah, but she is the smartest person alive; she knew she had to make herself retarded first so that she could enjoy it. Real 4D chess shit.


_Dipshit289_

No she didn’t. In that scene they have that whole conversation, then it pans over to show the bloody tool. She didn’t lobotomise herself in front of him, it was done before, so that she could enjoy the movie she is watching


JustH3LL

Did you not watch the next episode yet?


soyestofgoys

watch the next episode lil bro


DommyMommyKarlach

Imagine arguing so hard while being two episodes behind lmao


Plus3d6

I thought she lobotomized herself because only an actual moron would want to fuck The Deep and him liking her is part of her plans.


DarthVeigar_

It's because of her power. Her brain constantly regenerates and changes her personality, so the lobotomy reverses it temporarily. She says she does it to "feel normal" for a bit.


MrBobBuilder

No she said she would let him before 🤷🏻‍♂️


UncommonDelusion

What show is this referencing?


SecretPay3366

The Boys


Dominator616

Dude, Im honestly impressed how mfs would rather discuss about wether she got lobothomized to enjoy it or not than the point Anon made on his post lmao


SecretPay3366

Yeah, me too. Do you think anal's that good?


Dominator616

I mean, I tried it with guys and it was nothing out of the ordinary, just a little tedious since it takes time to get your dick in, maybe its diferent with girls?


Lukebekz

Netflix and Chill is out Lobotomy and Sodomy is in


Sentinel_2539

Also in this scene she says "I'll let you assfuck me" and then immediately after he lobotomises her she says something along the lines of "come and get this pussy" so which is it? Was he lured in with false promises of anal?


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

He did *what* to her??


Necroking695

Her brain regenerates, a lobotomy to her is like a night of drinking to the rest of us


FindingE-Username

Wtf show is this I'm lost


finofelix

The Boys. It's good, you should check it out.


Dominator616

I love how you comment this below the dude explaining that to her a lobotomy is like a night drinking lmao


finofelix

I was thinking the same thing hahah


ARLLALLR

This the most degenerate fucking show ever. Useless, crass, vulgar, pointless, hyper-violent, the strongest case for Armageddon. And of course it's fucking Garth Ennis.


finofelix

Understandable tbh


ARLLALLR

I read Preacher, and that was the most heinous, unnecessary, sacreligious thing I have ever read...disgusting for disgustings sake. Ennis topped himself on this one. There's no point to A LOT of the action, just violence for no reason. HTF does a Superhero murder someone in broad daylight and beat the case(I get the Trump parallels but it's beyond the pale ridiculous). The storylines can be decided by ridiculous tropes: "Can we speak privately?" [Important message on phone] Who ever throws somebody first loses the fight. ...and it's the same fucking characters from Preacher. Butcher is Jesse Custer, Frenchie is Cassidy, Starlight is Tulip, Homelander is Starr, Black Noir is Saint. Lazy as FUCK writing by a hack with a great imagination, the devil's soul, and the writing skills of infinite monkeys with a broken typewriter.


Sentinel_2539

Shoves a metal rod into her tear duct to lobotomise her. She's extremely intelligent and her brain matter is self-repairing, so she lobotomises herself periodically to stop herself thinking too much so she can relax. In this case she just got him to do it for her.


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

What the fetish


KingNnylf

That's the point of The Boys, all the supes either have weird fetishishes (the deep does it with sea creatures, homelander has a mommy milk fetish) or addictions. They're a stand-in for the ruling class and their weird freaky sex parties etc.


_dcgc

Wait, like… the Aristocrats? Have I just been watching a multi-season Aristocrats joke?


SOUTHPAWMIKE

Oh fuck.


Laruae

I think the lack of Gilbert Gottfried's luscious, raspy tones is what made it hard to catch, so it's an honest mistake.


Sentinel_2539

Still the best recovery to one of the worst audience reactions in stand up comedy history


Various-Positive4799

how can a octopus suck his dick though it has a beak


Alobrinho

Theres a dude who likes to get in peoples urethras i can excuse a dick sucking octopus


djaqk

You'd think as the smartest person alive, she could figure out meditation, but I guess that's not in the repitour. Also like, weed exists lady


2210-2211

Yeah but why buy weed when lobotomy is free


disignore

or roofies like Job


Mouflapil

> not in the repitour Sorry, in the what now?


throwaway4cc0un7gfgf

You know, the repitour https://preview.redd.it/0argvuhi3y8d1.png?width=745&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cfc695094115050687fafa4d6301e18289990c7


sluraplea

in the ass! have you not been paying attention??


Rumhand

Repertoire, probably.


_nij

Weed doesn’t help at all with that chances are it will just give her an anxiety attack


Bl1tzerX

Chances are being a supe drugs don't just have the same effect probably get metabolized too fast


FB-22

weed drastically increases your heart rate and risk of cardiac arrest in the hour after getting high, at least when smoked/vaped, and whether it helps calm anxiety or exacerbate it is very dependent on the individual


Jaxhuskeh

Most relationships lure you in with the butt with no promises


Sentinel_2539

https://preview.redd.it/y00a2y7cqx8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbdbdb090c2ccb7a33a0558b88aa6404099cf13b


FVCEGANG

You know you can do both in one session right? Just don't go back to pussy from the ass or she'll get a gnarly infection 😬


Urmommythemummy

The ass is a one way trip


TESTlCLE

the backside is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural


DJIsSuperCool

Nah it's just the last stop


IrregularrAF

She probably didn't know the difference at that point.


Ephsylon

Vaginal sex takes overwhelmingly less prep than anal anyhow. If you just wanna fuck right then and there you're better off having that. I wouldn't trust that prep on somebody that just scraped off their frontal lobe either.


dirschau

Anon pretends he wasn't already topped


AntDracula

> gay SEX lolololol


CaesarJulius91

Literally every comment section has these "jokes" on here


AntDracula

I know, it's tired and unfunny.


WisherWisp

Final proof that traps are gay.


CaptianCanuck

Anal is actually really great you should all try it


A_Dead_Kid

https://preview.redd.it/wihehip83x8d1.png?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3e9cdab23e74f48cbb91879694396cd79860a48


demideumvitae

Fed


Who-Just-Shit-Myself

I tried it with your mom lol. >!My ass still hurts…!<


TheLab420

W


hundenkattenglassen

Which end? Receiving or giving? Makes a big difference.


CaptianCanuck

Both actually. Especially if you have a prostate


austinpowers69247

I've only done it once but anal is overrated. I couldn't shit for a week


barryhakker

You’d think it’d make it easier if anything


King_Tamino

Sticky things make things sticky


Mista_Infinity

packed shawtys ass so tight she was shitting pearls for a week


Necroking695

What a twist


chenik_bo

A joke without a punchline


Kelainefes

If your eyes didn't turn white from rolling up, you did it wrong.


TacoRising

I dunno man, you didn't like it but it made my hole weak.


Sir_DogeGD

both is yucky


EquivalentSnap

https://preview.redd.it/fdhbvbe31x8d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56c970c1547b70ca2d7aa830cc95cffe655ccd51 You’re too innocent. Have this doughe meme 🩷🥺 It’s a rare one cos I made it myself back in the day


Link_Hateno

Good Doughe meme, sending this to my family in the group chat


EquivalentSnap

Thank you ☺️ Plz do


SnoopyMcDogged

Stay pure!


cagusvu

You're right anon. I've wished i was asexual on more than one occasion


TheTastyHoneyMelon

what makes The Boys the most Jewish show?


make_reddit_great

There's a superhero called Schlomo McHerschel who flies around throwing matzo balls at people and saying "Oy vey!" It's a very controversial character.


Shrekscoper

There actually is an ultra Jewish supe in The Boys comics named Muzzletov and his costume just looks like Orthodox Jew attire https://preview.redd.it/w5y56j0h5y8d1.png?width=343&format=png&auto=webp&s=ca1597d7047b069ce0d2aee6f70320a7ee16692c


Offbeatalchemy

> Known powers > Hypnosis: Muzzletov is able to hypnotize other people. Whether this is a superpower or an acquired ability through training is not specified. What did they mean by this?


The_Saltfull_One

Jewish magic harvested from stolen foreskins


FemboyZoriox

No fucking way this is the power


JessHorserage

Wow, they lied, the comic IS better.


WantonKerfuffle

This is the best supe name.


gillesvdo

Now this is the kind of minority representation we need more of


Able_Caregiver8067

I loved the part when he said „it’s McHerscheling time!“ and McHerscheled all over the place


LexiYoung

I’m guessing something something unwarranted antisemitism


cagusvu

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CDanger

Apparently republicans hate it because they didn't notice it was anti-righty until this season. I've heard the show makes fun of the most prevalent forms of fundamentalism in the US today, which basically means the right catches more strays ("a whole character got turned gay" and other such outrages). It looks like a show for people who love Marvel but not the comics and get off to clips of wonder woman transforming.


Firlite

Literally everyone noticed. It is just both preachier and significantly worse written now so even the average viewer thinks it went too far. This of course set off the reddit defense forces to say LOLOLOL YOU DIDN'T NOTICE IT WAS MOCKING YOU even though they said the exact same thing to any criticism last season. And the season before.


PotentiallyNotSatan

I just wish homelander would stop wearing the maga hat


Firlite

There's this false narrative that people looked up to homelander because they were le hecking chuds and didn't realize he was to mock them. But, like, nobody actually liked homelander beyond thinking he was a cool villain, the "le chud mad homelander is a hecking drumpf supporter!!!" Is literally a straw man


WebSufficient8660

I really don't think people would have cared if they didn't make the satire so blatantly aggressive and mean-spirited. There's a big difference between "poking fun" and whatever this is supposed to be.


Firlite

I personally believe that to be able to satire or parody something you have to like it at least a little bit. Particularly in film. Parodies of things that the author of the parody genuinely hates almost always come across as snide, pompous and insufferably self-satisfied. The only counterexample of this trend that I can think of is the Death of Stalin


CDanger

disappointed that I have to watch this ass show to see whether the tone or the target changed I'm not a redditor, you are. I just post here. (times infinity I am rubber u r glue)


ARLLALLR

Garth Ennis is a fucking degenerates degenerate, a twisted back that would enjoy a lifelong vacation in a Russian gulag. Reprehensible barely human being.


rg4rg

It makes fun of the left as well as the right, but takes bigger shots at capitalism, and celebrity culture. Yeah, and blind patriotism. Their version of AOC is a hidden sup that murders people with her mind powers by making their heads burst open. This season they are really leaning into making fun of MAGA and the ultra crazy side of that with the Q movement/cult. So yeah, maybe a little unbalanced but hey, freedom of speech. If you don’t like what the artists are saying, then don’t buy their products.


Taskforcem85

Vought as a company has taken a bit of a backseat in the first 4 episodes of the season. Meaning the far-right parody is pretty much front and center. The liberal parody will probably come back into focus when the election comes into focus and Neuman kills Singer and becomes president. She's basically on a leash by Vought especially now that she gave V to her daughter. The criticism of unregulated capitalism through Vought IMO is the best commentary in the series, so I'm sure it'll come back into focus in the second half of the season. The show as a whole won't make sense logically without Vought being dismantled or The Boys failing and Vought gaining complete control over America. Everything else is just window dressing for that conflict.


CDanger

sounds like a based take


interrogated-poet

Not really, redditards just get angry when people point out the decline in writing quality by saying "DURR IT'S MAKING FUN OF YOU"


ARLLALLR

If this show is anti-rght a left purge is overdue Signed, Socialist


CoolShablul

Was wondering the same thing


HatesFatWomen

The creator of the show is Jewish


Gary_FucKing

4channers not liking something = it must be Jewish.


Puzzled-Letterhead-1

Seth Rogan


Iguana_Boi

it had a Nazi Villain


interrogated-poet

I think it has to do with the safe-edgy nature/politics of the show and "muh christofacism" present in many similar works


ARLLALLR

There's an Ashkenazi talking about white genocide when she's the problem


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TheTastyHoneyMelon

What?


OutoflurkintoLight

https://preview.redd.it/9kdwed3hex8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2658ab1f244f8d8e9e891d14246a0479760a27


Comfortable-Cup9656

It is never the optimal road to victory


T_for_tea

What show is this


hexohorizon

“The boys” on amazon


T_for_tea

Ah okay that. Keep hearing it a lot. Any good?


_sephylon_

It's good but each season is worse than the last


Gary_FucKing

No way dude, herogasm was peak the boys, it’s been downhill since then tho.


Stephenrudolf

When and what was herogasm?


sh-3k

You are in for a treat, watch the herogasm episode named herogasm.


Kulson16

It's worth checking


N1ghtshade3

**TL;DR:** Political commentary in Season 1: Homelander sends the drug used to create superheroes to the Middle East to create supervillains and fabricate a reason for America to grant the US superhero corporation a military contract and allow them to intervene. Political commentary in Season 4: Homelander calls someone a libtard and denounces “Critical Supe Theory”. --- It's an extremely heavy-handed "satire", which makes it appealing to the average Redditor whose bar for entertainment is "I get the reference!" Anything that happened in political pop culture during the Trump presidency you can expect to see ham-fistedly shoved into the show "but superhero." It doesn't start out too bad--the first two seasons are pretty much in their own universe and are pretty good--but in the most recent two seasons they leaned *hard* into the mistake South Park made when they decided to dedicate the whole show to the election. I'm not talking about the actual politics, I'm talking about the fact that it's just reference after reference to unrelated events for no reason. A few examples that stuck out: * Character says something like "don't poop in my bed like my crazy ex" because haha remember the Amber Heard trial? * The infamous [Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_for_Now) that showcased the drink uniting police and protesters was basically recreated shot-for-shot as the [Turbo Rush ad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxV9EUaIjAA). * Characters throw around oh-so-clever phrases like "you're fake news" or "I didn't kill those people; it was Antifa". It's not the Trumpian dialogue itself that's bad, it's how out-of-place they work it into conversation, like they had a list of things they had to say and couldn't figure out where to put it. * The main superhero has a literal "I could kill someone on 5th Ave. and people would cheer" moment.


Independent-Collar77

I havent seen s4.  But "The main superhero has a literal "I could kill someone on 5th Ave. and people would cheer" moment." I think this is the natural progression for homelander and fits well with the character. 


I_saw_Horus_fall

It's ways been that way minus the ham fisted current event dialog. Its the same in the comics. I mean ffs the main antagonist is a psychopathic murderous superman draped in an American flag who's alter ego is an evangelical preacher. It's not like it was ever subtle.


BluntEdgeOS

It’s pretty fun if you like super hero stuff. There’s a lot of gore though so be careful


russia_delenda_est

Yeah i was not prepared to see unblurred photo of male ass


Strider_27

So that’s what bothered you? Not the octopus sex scene?


russia_delenda_est

Isn't that scene almost cartoonish? I don't actually remember


cagusvu

It's the most overrated show in a while. Watching it , it feels like a play. You just hope for shit to go down and it never does. But if u like watching people in funny costumes argue pointless shit u might get a kick out of it idk


SerbianTransOlivia

Rappers love anal, mainly receiving it.


EnglishBeatsMath

[Kendrick just opened his mouth...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLfYVY0iT-k)


blueballsforforeskin

Fake: anon pretends he doesn’t know Gae: cause anon knows


InsideYourWalls8008

She's basically getting fucked by a half-man half-fish guy so it's anal beastiality.


HatesFatWomen

Damn. She's appropriating white culture.


PaintyGuys

Just another DEI hire taking our jobs away


Bruh_zil

>que Queue. Cue. Anon probably fucking meant queue. Or cue. Whatever. We're not spaniards, so fuck right of with that weird ass que.


PissBlaster2k

Relax


FemboyZoriox

No thisbis valid


SarenRouge

Anal \*IS\* a fetish. So yeah, it feels good to the people into it


HatesFatWomen

Women are a fetish


_SAMUEL_GAMING_

woman and anal combined is my favorite fetish


Darwin_Finch

It’s worth trying


Fagliacci

Yeah for sure. I didn't think anything of it but diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks right?


6feet_fromtheedge

I had vaginal and anal sex before, and I have to say: I prefer the front entrance. The hind exit is... Not for me. Pussy feels a lot nicer than asshole.


TheTexasWarrior

Anal is just about the taboo nature of it. It is hot, at least to many guys, for a girl to be so into you that she will let you do something like that to her.


ARLLALLR

Nah the fetish is getting her off in a way she didn't think she'd like and ends up liking it


Pasispas

Wouldn't the shit smell and literal shit on your dick turn you off?


dumbest_bitch

You have to clean out properly. Thats about it. You’re not coming out a chocolate covered banana during anal if your partner can put some water in their ass for like 2 seconds and clean themselves out.


gator12356

Not if you fast and use an enema lol


AffectionateFlower3

Hebrews and Shebrews out here catching strays.


LB1234567890

Damn right.


unlimitedschlongs

What the fuck is Samuel L. Jackson doing


rofl_rob

did it with my ex. she said it felt like taking a shit that wont come out. Made me too unconfortable to enjoy stiking it.


ARLLALLR

My ex said that. I gave her a vibrator for those moments and she started asking for it


Ck_shock

I'll say from a giving perspective it's better imo, but I'm also heavily turned on by it so my opnion is going to be skewed a bit.


HugePurpleNipples

Have done both, I don't get it. Think about it like this; you get to put your dick in your choice of 2 holes, one has shit in it. Which one u picking?


krigeerrr

what show


ThePragmaticTodd

"The boys" on Amazon prime. If you want to watch it, you better binge watch it right now - because it is trending hard now so you will easily see spoilers everywhere.


NotoriousD4C

https://preview.redd.it/3c7x9p29sx8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f2d012b64341c30868a07a4bd4689b99874f1e2


AsryalDreemurr

what's stopping you from asking a homie to hit, your bros have an ass too


ARLLALLR

The hairy fucking balls in the way you poofter


AsryalDreemurr

fucking shave it's not that hard. edit: yes shave the balls. remove them. don't need em.


Wanted__Criminal

Season 4’s writing is all over the place


oneptwoz

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy


NotOnLand

It can be a fun change now and then, but I wouldn't want it exclusively


esssssto

In any case, a basic dude like Deep is gonna be all excited for the posibility. So that's a great incentive for him. She is clever and she knows that.


a_random_guy69

Anals cool but I got shit on my dick


EchoTab

Its allright, i prefer vaginal because its more moist. But sometimes its fun to experiment with some anal, using lots of lube. Also it seems a lot of ladies are into it so. But your dick is gonna smell ass afterwards obviously


z00tedidc

Anons have no option rather than taking it in the ass anyways


Femboy_Labra

As a gay man, 100000%


2020mademejoinreddit

No, it isn't. On both ends...heh."ends"


Jamgull

It’s probably the most overrated sex act


BuckfuttersbyII

Vag is better, but anal is a fun little novelty fuck.


PsychedStrawberry

It's about as good as vaginal, at least I didn't notice a big difference


CringeDaddy_69

It’s fun every once in a while, but no, it’s not better


dumbest_bitch

As a gay dude pussy feels better. From just an objective standpoint. I’d rather do anal with a guy but if I could stick my dick in either one solely based on what feels better it would be vagina. Sensation in anal is a lot weaker. Needs a lot of prep and lube.


actorscactus

Why is it considered the most jewish show on tv?


Head-Plankton-7799

What makes The Boys jewish??


Various-Positive4799

neuman is jewish right their was a bar mitzvah in season 4 i think


CaterpillarFun6896

Idk if I’d say it’s better, but it IS much less common to find a girl that’s into it. It’s a different experience a lot of guys won’t get to try.


cujoe88

I hate giving anal, but love getting pegged.


LordTrailerPark

great first season, slow decline since then. Still entertaining.