You get one shot at life and you’re born to one of the most famous porn stars of the modern age, that’s gotta be awful. In [this video](https://youtube.com/shorts/10I3SHHTd30? feature=share) he looks like he’s already dreading his life.
Hadn't heard of her before playing mw2. Like an idiot I thought it was Lanar Hoades for like a month. Those aren't even names but the tism took the wheel that day.
Gonna sound weird but I genuinely cannot get hard over Riley Reid. Like I'm not making a funny hur dur r/greentext funny comment that exaggerates things massively for epic reddit upvotes. I genuinely have been unable to find her attractive; like she actually turns me off and makes me soft.
And I really don't know why either, but looking at her face ellicits the same feeling as if I was looking at a man's. It's really difficult for me to explain because she's painfully average, but for some reason my brain thinks I'm staring at someone hideous.
Could be that craven soulless nympho look/attitude some of the pornstars possess. Looking into Lana Rhoades eyes is like staring into the abyss...creepy reptile looks brah
My theory is that he's talking about Elliot Rodger, because if you look at a picture of him then a picture of this girl, they do have a similar appearance. And it's 4chan.
Kinda. It’s a completely unrelated film they slapped the American Psycho name on and tried to come up with a tie in. There’s a reason no one talks about it
The issue is they decided to take a random movie about Mila Kunis killing people, and after 90% of the movie was done, slap Patrick Bateman and the American Psycho name on it
Patrick only appears at the very beginning, with no lines, no face, and not played by Christian Bale
The trailer for it is my favorite early 2000s nostalgia trip [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP7\_wJYDKqo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP7_wJYDKqo)
On the other hand, Forgetting Sarah Marshall has an image of Mila Kunis flashing her tits, which is not that terrible (movie is an acquired taste tho, I personally like it)
I love that movie, but you can't just say "that movie is awesome" without allowing room for at least some díssent.
Some people hate romantic comedies, and they might take precious time out of their day to downvote me to oblivion for saying that the movie they hate is good regardless of their opinion
Because I am a masochist and her trying to kill me is only going to make me stronger and harder, at the end of the film it will be her running away in that staircase
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
While that's true, I feel like we might as well consider something like Gone Girl to be the female equivalent of American Psycho and it pretty much works.
i feel like making a woman the protagonist would undermine the message given how the original is in part satire of men and masculine behavior in modern american society
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American psycho but gender swapped doesn’t really work, it’d just have to be a different story. The themes related to masculinity are the foundation of the story.
I don’t know who
Lana Rhodes
godbless her son, he will forever be in a IRL mw2 lobby.
Holy shit your right. Lol
His what?
he said **his right.**
To what?
To his left
Close enough
She had a son? Unrelated, was her onlyfans working in the months leading up to that?
Bruh leading up to?
Preggo porn, god bless
the father is a mystery to this day
He just went to grab some cigarettes
that shit will be a game of Guess Who
You get one shot at life and you’re born to one of the most famous porn stars of the modern age, that’s gotta be awful. In [this video](https://youtube.com/shorts/10I3SHHTd30? feature=share) he looks like he’s already dreading his life.
"My penis has touched the vagina that 100s of cocks have graced, does this, by extension, make me gay?" -that kid probably
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women? Your dick is touching a place where anywhere from one to hundreds of dicks has been.
>is it gay to have sex with women Yes. That's why you only fuck femboys
Based
Fellas, is it gay to be born? Your whole body passes through a place where at least one dick and a load of semen have been.
Thats gay as hell
Not if she's a virgin.
Already fake and gay
That baby was a a menace in his previous life.
I hope she names him Lane Rhodes lmao
Hadn't heard of her before playing mw2. Like an idiot I thought it was Lanar Hoades for like a month. Those aren't even names but the tism took the wheel that day.
She's done enough step mom porn, he might be able to do the real thing when he comes of age
He's gonna perish or survive and surpass us all
Who is this?
Jesus Christ have you never heard of Google
I'd do it, but I'm just fuckin' lazy
Bro if you ever find out can you DM me or something I just can’t be bothered
Lana Rhoades is a porn actress.
EEW EEEW EEW EEW EEEEEEEEWWWWWW
Yes, but cookies
No, who's Google?
I need to know for a thing
Daniela Melchior
If you google it, it’ll be worth it lol
Shit, she did use to look like that didn't she. I'm an old coomer.
Is that an actress or some shit?
One could say that
Her acting is really good
Yep dads favourite
Pretty sure they meant Amber Heard
I will need to research this further to confirm.
Coom brain always thinks blacked stars
maybe its riley reid? honestly looks like one of the most generic porn-actress girls ive ever seen
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considering its someone from 4chan who said it im more inclined to think its just their imaginary wife at this point
hehe guise dae 4chan neckbeard loosers 🤤
I've done the same research and agree with you
Gonna sound weird but I genuinely cannot get hard over Riley Reid. Like I'm not making a funny hur dur r/greentext funny comment that exaggerates things massively for epic reddit upvotes. I genuinely have been unable to find her attractive; like she actually turns me off and makes me soft. And I really don't know why either, but looking at her face ellicits the same feeling as if I was looking at a man's. It's really difficult for me to explain because she's painfully average, but for some reason my brain thinks I'm staring at someone hideous.
hmm... are your cock and balls up to date? there was a new patch 3 days ago
I pray you never have the displeasure of hearing her "rap".
Maybe that's what ruined it for me lmao
Could be that craven soulless nympho look/attitude some of the pornstars possess. Looking into Lana Rhoades eyes is like staring into the abyss...creepy reptile looks brah
Lana rhodes, one of the most famous adult film star.
Voldemort?
I, too, do not know who.
Voldemort
My theory is that he's talking about Elliot Rodger, because if you look at a picture of him then a picture of this girl, they do have a similar appearance. And it's 4chan.
voldermort
Voldemort
Didn't they already do this with Mila Kunis playing the new psycho? Pritty sure it sucked ass too
Kinda. It’s a completely unrelated film they slapped the American Psycho name on and tried to come up with a tie in. There’s a reason no one talks about it
>There’s a reason no one talks about it She doesn't acknowledge digits?
Holy shit I never knew. Damn that looks like it sucked.
Morgan freeman directed it, I got it on dvd lol
Morgan J Freeman
Damn you’re right my goofy ass always thought Morgan freeman directed it
Happens to the professionals too. Bill Murray did Garfield because he confused its writer Joel Cohen with Coen brother Joel Coen.
that is so funny i didn’t even know about this
Lmao wtf
Well well understandable lol
Yeah I love Mila Kunis but that movie was an L
The issue is they decided to take a random movie about Mila Kunis killing people, and after 90% of the movie was done, slap Patrick Bateman and the American Psycho name on it Patrick only appears at the very beginning, with no lines, no face, and not played by Christian Bale
The trailer for it is my favorite early 2000s nostalgia trip [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP7\_wJYDKqo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP7_wJYDKqo)
Yes, i don't know what these people are talking about
I could’ve sworn it was Christina Ricci
American Psycho 2 literally exists and is about a female muderer played by Mila Kunis, its terrible, but it exists.
On the other hand, Forgetting Sarah Marshall has an image of Mila Kunis flashing her tits, which is not that terrible (movie is an acquired taste tho, I personally like it)
"Let me just say that if God was a city planner he would not put a playground next to a sewage system!"
Jack McBrayer plays Kenneth from 30rock in every movie, and it never fails to deliver
It's always gold, but I'd love to see him cast in a roll completely 180'd from his usual style!
Apparently he's a listed as a comedian, I kept looking for a stand-up of his, would be amazing to see that face swear David Cross style
Yeah I don't think he does stand up, thinks hes more in the comedic actor side of things. Could be wrong though.
Well here's hoping he gets weird with it one day, be got a few chanches to go "darker" in 30rock and those are my favorite moments
I always loved the little jokes they had about him being secretly an old man, or an immortal being. One of the best characters in that whole show.
I need more time, Jacob!
I love how all the 30rock fans congregate here, love you bud
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So... four boobs?
I sincerely hope IMDB has that boob listed, as I would love to do a courtesy jerk to her
“You’re doing too much. Well now you’re not even trying” lol Paul Rudds scene in that movie kills me every time
That was photoshopped, those are not Mila Kunis' boobs they just put her face over another image for the movie sorry if that ruins it
Nah, I still jerked off to it regardless
Isn't that image shopped though?
Could be, didn't bother my peepee though
Acquired taste? It’s an all time classic
Glad you see it that way, however if I were to posit it that way I would've been downvoted to oblivion
> movie is an acquired taste tho, I personally like it I don't think I've ever met someone who doesn't like that movie. Nor do I want to.
I love that movie, but you can't just say "that movie is awesome" without allowing room for at least some díssent. Some people hate romantic comedies, and they might take precious time out of their day to downvote me to oblivion for saying that the movie they hate is good regardless of their opinion
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Directed by Morgan Freeman but not that Morgan Freeman
"It's terrible but it exists" lmao I love it.
"Patricia! It's you!! You're the American Psycho?!"
My favorite part of the movie was when the Patricia said "It's Murica time!" and Murica'd her opponents.
So thas it? What? We some kinda...American Psycho 2?
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It's Paulin' time
He then allened all over them
"Halberstram, I think you need to change the newspaper"
"ugh that sounded a lot better in my head"
That’s the one gender flip movie that would work. A 50 shades of fisting axe murder Stanford MBA with fake tits. Absolutely watchable.
These autists would watch anything with BOOBA
american psycho 2 exists
FUCK
Why isn’t it possible
It's not possible.
Why not you stupid bastard!?
It's just not
Why not you stupid bitch!?
Bastard*
I changed it for Patricia Bateman
Isn't Bateman the one saying the line? Why change the gender of the insult for the sake of the insulter
the lawyer is also a girl
I am also a girl
Because I am a masochist and her trying to kill me is only going to make me stronger and harder, at the end of the film it will be her running away in that staircase
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I'm the train driver and I confirm
Well don't just stare at it, EAT IT!
They already made an American Psycho II with a woman as the title character and it was trash.
Nah they made an unrelated movie staring mila Kunis and then decided to call it American psycho 2 to hopefully get more money
So they made an American Psycho II with a woman as the title character...
Not really because it was a completely different movie to American Psycho.
While that's true, I feel like we might as well consider something like Gone Girl to be the female equivalent of American Psycho and it pretty much works.
Isn’t that the rat girl from The Suicide Squad?
It is
Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paula Allen's gender flip.
Margot Robbie already recreated the opening for American Psycho.
I can't help but think this looks like late 90s Denise Richards blended with Gauge...
\> Gauge I see a connoisseur.
Imagine if American Psycho 2 actually happened
hoh it did
They did this already and it sucked
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Man has the Yoshikage Kira copypasta in Japanese
i feel like making a woman the protagonist would undermine the message given how the original is in part satire of men and masculine behavior in modern american society
american psycho 2 with a woman as a protagonist exists lmao
Voldemort?
ok, who's that hottie?
Seeing as it's 4chan, that might be a cheese pizza reference
>Could a gender flipped American Psycho work? No, no it could not. Or at least not with Mila Kunis
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No random 4chan guy, I do not know who! These vague reference posts always go over my head.
Who
I think he's talking about Elliot Rodger. Look at this girl's face then look at a picture of Elliot Rodger, and you will see it.
Glazed donut
More girls are psycho in the way Bateman was then guys i know
American psycho but gender swapped doesn’t really work, it’d just have to be a different story. The themes related to masculinity are the foundation of the story.
No... whole point of it is misogyny
Well there is an American Psycho 2 with Mila Kunis
Voldemort?
Read Full Brutal. It’s as close as you’ll get.
Didn't they try to do that in the sequel and it flopped?
they already made an american psycho 2 with mila kunis is 2002 you teenage fags
Is that young Lana Rhodes ?
No
Didn’t they already make an American psycho 2?
Fiona Apple? Give us a clue dipshit
the protagonist in american psycho 2 is female
The sequel to American Psycho had a female lead. For a variety of reasons it is not nearly as good of a film
Angelina Jolie ?
Fr
Me You Madness was kinda this, but way sillier.
Or just…don’t touch it. If it ain’t broke don’t fix it.
that’s like saying “if you already have a bachelors degree theres no need in a Ph. D”
patrick, you’re telling me i’m an American Psycho 2?
That wasn't me, that was Patricia!
she looks like Jane breaking bad
Patricia
Voldemort?
That looks like Daniella Melchior from Suicide Squad.
They did an gender flipped American Psycho with Mika Kunis. It was literally the sequel.
She looks nothing like you know who. She has a nose
Voldemort?