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kiddop04

Paradigm shit


[deleted]

Who gave this a gold


koala60

I did


TyrellSkanks

Can you give me a shitty reward


Maxev4

Wtf asking works?


TyrellSkanks

Damn


Joe_Mama_Ligma_Pepe

Give ternion then


Gloria-Patri

The first time round your gut was on the towel rack.


-takeyourmeds

stop eating your poop afterwards and the poop already in the toilet nasty anon


eraval

Its simple science really You lose some shit but gained some muscles in your body when you took that massive effort to squeeze all that stuff out muscles are heavier than shit ​ its really that easy


[deleted]

Anon placed a new diaper over his old diaper when he shit himself.


vyyybt

You could have weighed yourself naked and then with clothes, shoes


UNBENDING_FLEA

Who is out here weighing themselves with their shoes on


Onceknown1

Anon forgets that clothes have weight


[deleted]

Your clothes weigh two pounds?


[deleted]

denim clothes are really heavy for their size, pants tend to be the heaviest of the basic clothing, with jackets and coats increasing the weight significantly. individual shoes can easily weigh 1 pound each if you have large feet, boots much more depending on the material. weight from clothing and small items in your pockets racks up faster than you usually notice


IAZAIN

Good bot


[deleted]

but i'm not...you know what thanks


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IAZAIN

LOL


Onceknown1

No (yes)


[deleted]

👍


BitterConclusion5610

Anon has broken the matrix with his huge log he must eliminated


IAZAIN

Did you intend that pun?


[deleted]

anon forgot that he put on clothes after taking a shit when the first weigh in was naked


vVveevVv

Anon forgot to mention the awkward interaction with the Uber Eats driver who had to pass his family-sized meal through the window.


not_a_Bread_Goblin

He shit on the Scale