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s4ltrade

This will either go smooth af or anon will be completely fucked up if his friend tells the truth


vyyybt

Or he needs to sneak in opioids into their food and when it gets closer to the court date, pay some druggie to 'rat them out' by saying he saw them buying from a dealer. When they get tested, it will turn out positive and it's pretty much guaranteed that anon can claim that being high made her have delusions


NoobMemeLordd

Pretty detailed


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\*takes notes furiously\*


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*masturbates faster*


phillisvance

Get friction burn faster


lukeCritchley

Holy shit are you saul goodman on here? GENE PLEASE STAY SAFE, STOP DOING SCAMS, JUST GO TO THERAPY, THERES CONFIDENTIALITY LIKE WITH LAWYERS, YOU CAN GET HELP, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE AND GET SOME HELP. But yeah nice plan as always jimmy.


Impossible-Future-92

ure slippin jimmy!


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chicanery


Pootis_

kid named date rapist


jeffreyjwakefield

Gene Takovic moment


[deleted]

Don't forget to find an old picture of her in blackface and creating a fake counter strike account for her.


tree_jayy

Bruh this isn’t csi Miami


ernesxto

holy shit


MaYoNnAiSe_MaN_mE

Pfp checks out


petje1995

You put a lot of thought in this, didn't you? Have you ever done such a mild amount of tomfoolery before?


SalahEddie

Saul goodman is that you ?


phillisvance

r/oddlyspecific


Alone_Spell9525

Anon’s getting sued, this is big leagues now. Cops will check his texts and see that he got his friend to lie for him. Anon fucked up, hopefully he’ll get away without the sentence but he’s definitely gonna have to admit he cheated.


mynameajeff69

Get away without sentence? sentence to fucking what? The only "sentence" he can get is his gf breaking up with him and he has to move out. None of this includes "sentence" lmfao.


Alone_Spell9525

He said the girl is tryna sue him for rape remember


mynameajeff69

yea and that wont go anywhere without a lick of proof on her side.


Alone_Spell9525

He has no alibi and access to where she lives. That’ll be more than enough for an investigation. Do you think people have to whip out the Nancy Drew magnifying glass and look for clues before suing someone?


lukeCritchley

just delete the convo lol


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Phone company still has records lol.


ObviousTroll37

Lawyer here. Phone companies generally only keep text records for 90 days, and will only release them to third parties under subpoena. This entire case would hinge on the friend. I think the cops would be more likely to investigate and lean on his alibi. That’s how Anon gets screwed here. Not like it matters, the post is obviously fake and also gay


uconn3386

Are you Jewish? Need to know how much weight to give your legal opinion here.


Vast-Combination4046

Obviously


The_Hipster_Cow

I mean he will be fucked either way, she claims rape, this goes to court, anon claims he was with friend, their text messages become discoverable, proven that he lied about his whereabouts.


BTWIuseArchWithI3

Holy duck, OP is so autistic, he's probably gonna end up with rape charges... Take a look at the full thread, he is literally we extremely stupid or faking it all


ForbiddenDarkSoul

How dare you, he borrowed his mom's phone to text himself just to make this greentext for us


fatkid13yrs

He has an alibi no. If we take objective stand she can’t prove nothing right?


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Alone_Spell9525

Doesn’t matter either way, cops check texts, texts show anon asking his friend to lie


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He probably also texted him with WhatsApp, which has end to end encryption As long as both delete the messages, the proof goes poof


Alone_Spell9525

Cops can check text records, they’ll see anon asked his friend to lie, anon is fucked even if his friend is willing to go to the grave for him.


The4aK3AzN

End to end whatsapp


ahympcasah

Cops cannot check text records. Courts can subpoena text records. A detective would have to get a warrant from a judge. Further, phone companies do not keep actual records of texts, only proof that a text was sent or received on dates and times. They can subpoena texts from someone’s phone, but that person can easily delete them (risking a criminal charge obviously, but I have never seen this done).


ahympcasah

If a single prosecutor sees a text where the apparent victim says to the supposed perpetrator: >I made a mistake And still presses charges, they’ll lose their job. This is very clearly not rape.


DM_ME_YOUR_HUSBANDO

I think it depends on how drunk she is. If she’s wasted and sober anon talks her into sex, yeah I’d call that rape. But from the sounds of things she wasn’t that far gone and it wouldn’t be rape but idk Edit: People downvoting, do you think I’m making an unfair strawman or do you think it’s not rape? Idk what I’m getting downvotes for. I’m saying it sounds like what’s described in the post is not rape, but we can’t say for sure without knowing how drunk she was Edit: https://www.dartmouth.edu/consent/sex_drugs_alcohol/index.html There’s a difference between wasted/incapacitated and being just drunk/intoxicated. If they’re wasted, they cannot consent, that’s the law.


ahympcasah

This is not rape. What you described is not rape.


StobbstheTiger

You're using a private university's policy to talk about criminal law. Luckily, HR at Dartmouth don't decide court cases.


VerumJerum

Anon faking something? In a *greentext*?! Absurd


Butterleg

well, fuck i can't find it


BTWIuseArchWithI3

It was deleted, don't know why tho


GodAndGaming123

Link? I couldn't find it.


oooRagnellooo

It’s a larp bud


skobec303

full thread?


Princekeoki

How did you find the board?


Laserous

OP broke the Cardinal rule and stuck his dick in crazy. Anon you absolute dunce.


mrgecc

Actions carry consequences


kidlit

karma


RaySwift17

Is a bitch


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Just make sure that bitch consents


010010010111001000

Only if you’re a bitch


LightningBoltRairo

Bitches carry consequences too


Anything_189

Consequences have actions pimp


itsamegaylord

omfg I just said this to myself after reading that comment


smuhsmortion

She's a feminist just gotta use that reverse psych be like "it's your right to sleep around" "don't feel bad" "slay queen" and she'd of probably fucked you again


smuhsmortion

Now anon is an idiot forsure as has already been stated "don't stick your dick in crazy" buuut he still has done nothing wrong she might of been intoxicated but was obviously sober enough to give consent and the text messages prove that so even if the friend bails she still doesn't have a case


horny_furry_dog

Yeah I think he's in the clear even if the story falls out. They both gave consent so it wasn't rape and I don't think it's illegal to say you never fucked someone is it lol


InconspicuousGuy2

All she has to do is cry in court about how she was "raped", and the jury will side with her.


ChocolateBroccoli13

>cheated on his girlfriend >forced friend to cover for him >had sex with drunk girl (which even outside of obvious moral reasons it’s considered rape in terms of law) >lies about it and tries to gaslight girl, boyfriend, and his girlfriend “he did nothing wrong” 🤨


smuhsmortion

Well I mean when you take it out of the context I said it in you'd have a point but I was clearly saying "he did nothing wrong" in the sense of she doesn't have a case because he didn't rape her But I'll play along... #1 Oh boo hoo he cheated omg what a meanie.. like so what it's just sex she's as much in the "wrong" as he is #2 I wouldn't really say his friend was "forced" to do anything #3 Again just cause you take something and state it out of context doesnt mean you have a point.. the law states it is illegal if they sexually penetrate a a victim who they knew or should of known was physically helpless or incapacitated Intellectually or mentally incapacitated Or had a mental disease or defect You can say theres a law against having sex with someone who is incoherently intoxicated.. BUT having been drinking, and being so intoxicated you can't give consent are two different things which she obviously wasn't that drunk or else she wouldnt of bothered with trying to get him to say they had slept together... she doesn't even believe/feel she was raped herself, she's just using rape as a tool to get her way.. which is way worse than cheating or gaslighting #4 And again.. so what? he did the buzz word ooh ahh... honestly if you're dumb enough to get gaslit you probably had it coming.. plus what's her business in their relationship anyways? if she wants to come clean to her bf/rm then she's more than welcome to but that doesn't mean he has too. Now im not saying anon isn't an asshole (they both are) I'm just saying he didn't do anything wrong. nobody seems to understand this but people are aloud to be dickheads.. and that just goes for everything like for instance the whole lgbtq thing like they get to be who they want to be.. They're aloud that right. just as much as the people who don't like them for being who they want to be are aloud to not like them.. it's not wrong or right it just is


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smuhsmortion

Idk why that shits all huge font but yeah


Exystenc

This man bringing his army of alts 💀


Exystenc

Actually i realized that doesnt make sense because then he would use an alt to reply to himself


Exystenc

Guys i think its happening to me too


Exystenc

The curse is too strong. I cant stop replying to myself


Exystenc

Send help


smuhsmortion

Lmao 🤣 honestly I didn't even know replying to your own comments would trigger people this much but I'm here for it


baconborg

He’s just joking dog, not “triggered”


smuhsmortion

Eh gotta play it up for the dramatics lol


smuhsmortion

She probably doesn't even regret it obviously her bf isn't gonna leave her so she's either trying to pull some power move on anon's gf (even though she's a "feminist") or she's trying to "win" one over anon(men) cause feminism like gaslighting is bad sure but fake rape accusations are far worse but this post probably isn't real cause people on 4chan don't actually exist


[deleted]

I didn't know people replied to their own comments like this, are you special?


smuhsmortion

Why does it bother you so much?


[deleted]

I never said it bothered me, I just think it's a funny thing to do, as if you really stew on these subjects and keep adding on more stuff instead of just scrolling on.


smuhsmortion

My bad I thought you were the same dude as earlier. Yeah idk these greentexts are just vexing and weigh heavily on my mind. But nah I was just really baked this morning lol, didn't know it would cause such discourse


[deleted]

Ah lol, I get it then.


Eschatologicall

Those pills that mommy brought you from the nice doctor man probably look real nice right about now.


smuhsmortion

Did what I say strike a chord with you? Or are you just still trying to figure out how to make any sense?


Eschatologicall

You just gonna keep replying to yourself or what?


smuhsmortion

Ya know.. I just might. shit I might even go eat some hay. Or lay by the bay. I just may. What'd ya say?


Anything_189

You two should kiss


smuhsmortion

I'd be up for that


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spacecate

The safest sex you Can do is the one you dont Actually do


gamingfreak207

Wait is this actually a haiku


jbozz3

Yes lmao


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spacecate

Tbh I looked it up! Doc google said it is 4 syllables


Mr_Reliable_

Get all over that hierarchy of controls. Eliminating the risk is always the safest 😤


ziggyjihadist

Posting about it will be anon's downfall i can feel it


[deleted]

It’s on reddit now, her boyfriend will see it for sure


Steward_nT

Wasn't that the point?


dark_temple

Pls tell me 4chan did some stalker magic again and found this guys gf and sent her this.


Mooniebutt

Those days are long gone. Nowadays it's just low functioning coomers.


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Joseph590

Probably in a ward


datlitboi

Miss those times. Where could stuff like that be done nowadays?


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[deleted]

Kiwifarms. 90% filled with psychotic doxxers that are skilled enough to be hired as criminal investigators if they weren't socially retarded losers.


lonchonazo

Or you were young back then and everything seemed awesome and now you're old and it looks stupid


doscia

"some operations" lmao you sound so cringy bro who cares


TwistedBamboozler

Hasn’t been that way for like 15 years lol


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TwistedBamboozler

Sure, but it was getting pretty watered down intra/ post Jesse slaughter era. Consequences will never be the same


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uconn3386

Share some stories.


clancyfbr

it's always been filled with porn


vVveevVv

Plot twist: anon's gf was out with not-so-beta bf all night


ahympcasah

>I made a mistake >You raped me I’m about to start petitioning for the decriminalization of rape if women continue to believe they can just claim it whenever they feel inconvenienced


ThrowAwayUtilityx

What any of us think about it is irrelevant, taking advantage of a drunk person is ruled as rape by law


ahympcasah

It literally is not. Literally, strongest definition of the word literally. I’d argue here but you’d be the second or third person to start arguing your own beliefs when I point out relevant case law, statutes and legal definitions. Just know that you are actually, legally wrong and you have an opportunity to learn and grow


Banhammer40000

If the cops check the location of the cellphones, they can triangulate where he was on what day. However, it’s shitty of the chick to claim rape after drunk smashing saying shit like “I was drunk, you might as well have raped me.” That’s so harmful to the real victims of rape and it delegitimizes their story. Very harmful to the cause and survivor advocacy. This is not the way to be a feminist, or owning your sexual agency or whatever. Playing victim is not a good look for anyone, feminist included. Way to betray your “sisterhood” to assuage your own sense of guilt of infidelity. “I was drunk, it’s his fault.” My ass.


Brussel_Rand

Never ever fuck a feminist, ever. Even if you're a girl fucking a male feminist, never.


ablebagel

copium for only being able to get women who don’t respect themselves


Firetraveler228

If feminists respected themselves they wouldn’t look like shit.


ablebagel

blue hair is hot, take your L


Firetraveler228

Take deez nuts


TheBobAboveAll

How about I take your dad


as1eep

What i say when i am doing an impression of someone who never speaks to the opposite sex.


MrSpaceOddity

You know, if anon was actually smart, he could have used the opportunity to just record her saying some shit about her bf and any time she went on a feminist rant blackmail her to shut up.


TiPiet

Sheeeeeessh


inconsiderateapple

Anon failed. He should've also called her boyfriend and just left it on speaker, and after he finishes should've told him that he was coming for him next.


Iwillstealyefish

🤨


Jade_CarCrash

"I was drunk, you may as well have raped me" is such a fucking dangerous mindset.


ottersintuxedos

If you’re so drunk you can’t give consent it’s rape, obviously there’s a bit of iffiness here if both parties were drunk enough to be incapable of giving consent for example, I don’t think that’s what’s going on here though


Hour_Mulberry_7550

I think this story is fucked from both sides, girlfriend sleeping around, boyfriend sleeping around, but the two victims are the clueless boyfriend and the trusting girlfriend, OPs friend has delicious blackmail


MysteriousParking285

I feel bad for the gf imagine having to live with these awful people


dochoiday

Right? Talk about a shitty living situation for her


bacon_vest

Finally a proper example of gaslighting...


YouAreMyHero87

MORE


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Feminist *has consensual, albeit drunk cheating sex. Claims rape to save face* Yeah, this tracks


DasherCO

Damn I guess I just don't understand why you would cheat if it could lead to all this drama. Anon isn't a womanizer anon is a dumb fuck. I hope he gets convicted of the charge just because he's an idiot. Bust down some fucking bar skank not some dumb bitch you live with.


Hipsterwaitto

anon is a fucking asshole


Drevstarn

Anon is an idiot and a piece of shit liar


baconborg

Why the fuck would you be smart enough to text the friend so she can’t accuse you of shit and then have sex with her anyway? Dumbfuck. Also asshole move to cheat on your girlfriend and support a cheater.


cain261

Of course there was a rape accusation


The_Vettel

OP is an asshole


MayDayJayJay1

How are people actually this fucking stupid to do stuff like this


VivaLaVita555

Alibi bros for the win


lagrandesgracia

Oof wouldn't wanna be anon right now. As soon as he put his dick in that woman he was in an annoying situation and maybe in trouble. If true he technically did rape her (assuming she was like, really drunk). He lied his way out of his girlfriend finding out and acts like the woman is crazy. She might press charges out of spite and I'm not sure his friend will perjure himself for him. All in all, kids, don't cheat on your gf.


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Exystenc

Based friend


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Anon is cheating bastard getting arrested for rape allegations


ThrowAwayUtilityx

Anon raped a drunk woman.


JWadie

Which board was this on? I need more


SennMassa

Now I’m no expert in romance and relationships, but shouldn’t anon have just… NOT fucked her?


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I will need an update


Several_Ad_6585

they are chatting with a clear lang that i never used to, probably fake


Commentator17

He deserves to get found out fuckin cheater


ABaadPun

Well yeah they can go with technical rape, can't give consent while drunk and all that.


Ofiotaurus

Anon has a problem.


justaBB6

Anon cheated on his girlfriend and lied to her face about it. She trusted him enough to believe him. I don’t care what feminist girl’s demons are, anon instigated the situation and I hope he gets what’s coming to him.


atomic-death-ray

Anon fucked a raging feminist. Massive L right here


a_dude_makes_memes

Its rape technically because she wasnt thinking clearly


incsus

This post can inadvertently save him.


Decallion

“Might as well have raped me” So he didn’t rape her


BoringTheory5067

Wait, if she actually was super drunk and he was sober then yeah... pretty sure its rape though


bye_scrub

I don’t really get what the point is with calling her a feminist. Am I missing some shit?


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Never fuck a feminist


[deleted]

Should have just offered a 3some and let the cuck watch would have avoided all the problems


moonfanatic95

Lmfao and now the story is circulating on Reddit, such a big fuckup. He shouldn't have shared those texts, why do people always snitch on themselves? Wtf


krawf

Can anyone decipher what the screenshot is saying?


CheeseSniffer69420

anon find out the hard way that he should avoid most white women


supercool9900

Anon better call saul


zzSHADYMAGICzz

Dude fuck this guy


baz4k6z

Jesus Christ anon is a fucking idiot


I-M-R-U

I mean he pretty much did, I’m not sure if he knows how statutory rape works


not_a_Bread_Goblin

That’s legally rape right?


Paolo31000

There's a difference between being drunk and inebriated. Depends effectively


ahympcasah

No, but rape charges vary from state to state. Where I live, the closest presumption this would fall under is rape 3, which is a felony. It essentially translates to the move Brock Turner pulled where the victim is so drunk they can’t do anything. The minute the text came through where the supposed victim said “I made a mistake,” the police likely wouldn’t even forward the report to the prosecutor’s office. If they did, no prosecutor is taking this one to trial, it’s a guaranteed loss and waste of time since this woman clearly knew what she was doing and made the choice to do it. You can’t take back your consent after the act is finished, you can only regret your decision. Frankly, I see a lot of women that do believe regret is the same as rape. Drunk is not legally defined as incapable of consent. Being incapable of consent is being incapable of consent.


x-Spitfire-x

Women have the power in our society and they know it


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Anon chose to cheat, now he's dealing with the consequences. Nobody forced him to do shit


x-Spitfire-x

The consequences of cheating is getting wrongfully convicted for rape and imprisoned for the rest of your life??


Taskforcem85

Depending on how drunk she was it won't be wrongful. Sounds like it wasn't too drunk though if she had such a clear memory of the event. Let's hope anon gets a good enough lawyer and doesn't try to defend himself in court. With his track record he'll end up fucking the judge.