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Alexmercer216

Is this because of no pills? Or too many pills?


Mrozek33

Too many of the wrong type of pills, this sounds like the ramblings of an Ambien-riddled coomer mind


YeetMcYeetson1

I don't know about you but I think this story may not be entirely true


Mrozek33

You're right, his 12 year old son is probably not CEO yet. I can confirm the rest, I was the cumslut anon feel asleep on top of


drxyouth

Never knew Tate was on 4chan


HiveMindKing

This one seems like a level of delusion beyond simple pills šŸ’Š


peppermintgun

Guys I think Anon made that up


retardedgorillaz

Seems too much


Gloria-Patri

Fireworks that are toys? Or Fireworks AND toys? Anon left out the comma. Toy fireworks would be gay. Real fireworks are also gay because they are overpriced and easy to DIY.


SEAN-CEREAL

Anon forgot to take his meds


beardedgamerdad

I don't know. This all sounds a little too good to be true. Anon has a wife? I don't believe that.


not_a_Bread_Goblin

Iā€™m happy having a successful and well adjusted son matters to Anon.