Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Clearly the founding fathers intended us all to own AR-15's and drive around with "5.56" bumper stickers on our brodozers. Anything less would be unamerican!
F our guns? America was founded to give the world GTA-style violence. Imagine if GTA was based in a country without more guns than people. What good is an Oppressor MKII if you have to get off of it and stab players because you don't have guns or missiles? haha
I think he means that the US has guns all over the place causing all sorts of bad news. Here in the UK you just have short knifes. If we did have guns we would be probably a lot more chaotic. So I think his point is that the US guns are a problem causing a lot of harm and so he said F them for that. I probably made no sense like lester in the diamond casino heist cutscene where lester is drawing on the board.
Hey grandpa.
So yeah we got pretty angsty in our youth and gave you the finger and left saying we’re never coming back.
But after a few years on our own we’ve kind of made a mess of things.
Is it cool if we come back and crash on your couch?
Whoosh! That was the sound of the joke going over your head.
Edit: He was not joking, he didn’t get the initial joke and is trying to pass off his stupidity as a joke :)
Nah, we just had a [violent insurrection](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Rebellion) when the government tried to tax our whiskey.
Which, in order to *impose* the tax on whiskey, the US troops deployed to quell the rebellion were directly led by sitting president George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, and Robert E. Lee's father Henry.
No. If we go to boston. Heat up the water. Bring a couple pints of milk and some sugar. Get a cup. Scoop up the ocean water and it's an infinite amount of tea
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
Doing Purge: Election Year myself. Got a patriotic outfit on (with tailcoat) & the new glow lady liberty mask on. Also have the patriotic tints on my MKII MG & MK II AK. "Blessed be our New Founding Fathers for letting us Purge and cleanse our souls. Blessed be America, a nation reborn."
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
I got my musket too. Bring it, motherfuckers
https://preview.redd.it/1ahis505rf9b1.jpeg?width=1589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3de5d470e7cab8abc4379da51dd5dfaa338db4
Most other countries celebrate via the politicians holding a short speech and by going eating.
Americans as usual hype it up for no reason, which looks weird from the outside
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
What are the requirements to unlock the musket? Is it just free on the 4th of July or is there anything else im missing. Been away from home for the last 3 times it’s come around so im not missing out this time.
I actually have a British friend I play with and I'm always making revolutionary war related jokes since we usually play PvP modes against each other. Stuff like"I'm gonna go Boston tea party on your ass!"inversely if we're on the same team Ill say stuff like" u.s. and great Britain aligned again, just like WW2"lol
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
It annoys me how much R* neglect other countries, like anything that has a livery probably has a “Merica” livery and one example is the MOC, literally the thing is just American Livery’s, could they at least add something for other countries for a change.
You mean Start the War of Independence? Cause 4th was the day the War for 'merica began("we aint gonna play by your rules anymore,Tis a declaration of Independence.Give us freedom or we'll take it".)
Really wish they brought back the placeable fireworks, it was so fun setting up firework displays for Los Santos
Holy shit I forgot about those. Why did they remove them?
It's been said they were causing the servers to lag too hard back in the day. I don't think an *official* explanation was ever given, though.
Early PS3 I believe
Because fun doesn't belong in a game that's about making money....for developers.
I feel your pain brother-brother 😑
Kifflom!
They should bring back the cars they removed. That's more that enough tbh.
“General. Another settlement needs your help. I'll mark it on your map.”
a settlement needs your help looking ass
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
After the first shot I’m moving on to cold steel with the bayonet and sword. ⚔️ 🤣
Clearly the founding fathers intended us all to own AR-15's and drive around with "5.56" bumper stickers on our brodozers. Anything less would be unamerican!
Well said my guy
Lol
Happy treason day, ungrateful colonials
F your tea bitches! 🤣
Have your tea back you jackanapes!
We will burn down the White House and call it even
How about Congress with all the congressmen inside? Those jokers suck.
Can we shove our government in there too? Lol
A tasty soufflé of shitty politicians.
🇺🇸🤝🇬🇧
Ya'll done that already.
F your guns hooligans
F our guns? America was founded to give the world GTA-style violence. Imagine if GTA was based in a country without more guns than people. What good is an Oppressor MKII if you have to get off of it and stab players because you don't have guns or missiles? haha
The Oppressor MK II would just fire shanks lol
That’s why us brits fly using the green goblins Board
America made the sacrifice so we’d have shooter games, respect
I think he means that the US has guns all over the place causing all sorts of bad news. Here in the UK you just have short knifes. If we did have guns we would be probably a lot more chaotic. So I think his point is that the US guns are a problem causing a lot of harm and so he said F them for that. I probably made no sense like lester in the diamond casino heist cutscene where lester is drawing on the board.
Hey grandpa. So yeah we got pretty angsty in our youth and gave you the finger and left saying we’re never coming back. But after a few years on our own we’ve kind of made a mess of things. Is it cool if we come back and crash on your couch?
We found the Brit.
Whoa, how did you guess that?
Got nukes?
treason day? January 6?
Right, cause the English did nothing wrong. Edit: this is a joke
Whoosh! That was the sound of the joke going over your head. Edit: He was not joking, he didn’t get the initial joke and is trying to pass off his stupidity as a joke :)
You also missed the /s?
You mean where the person is poking fun at us Americans, so I decided to poke fun at Brits. Really dude I think you missed the joke. smh
Not sure you were joking. smh
So then for you and the 11 others that down voted r/whoosh
Nothing in your original response signified humor.
That sounds more like a you problem. Lol
You haven't got enough French soldiers behind you
True although the French are too busy rioting to help out. 🤷♂️
Just use the battle call guillotine and they'll all appear
I figured we would just setup the Bat Signal shaped like a baguette. 🥖 🤣
How do you think they slice their baguettes 😂 every baguette gets sold with a complimentary guillotine
The French are preparing for the best sporting event in the world.
Their Latinate voluptuousness combines with their Gallic laziness and the result is they'd rather eat and make love with their faces than fight.
You have to many reds standing in nice shootable lines behind you tbf
They weren’t feeling up to it after their spanking in the ‘40s
We'll get you back someday soon. Also fuck yiu for throwing that tea in the river. IT WAS PERFECTLY GOOD TEA
Not a big tea fan. Notice we didn’t throw any whiskey in the river. 🤣
The only thing you guys do right in my opinion
The only thing they've ever done right xD
Whiskey is Irish Whisky is Scottish Either way, you shouldn't bloody well water the booze down.
Im sure our forefathers knew. Colonists were said to have drank between 3-5 gallons of alcohol a year. Had to do something before the internet.
A year? I do that in a month.
Yeah but you’re drinking refined alcohol, not that shit that would melt a wagon wheel from the 1700s. 🤣
Nah, we just had a [violent insurrection](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Rebellion) when the government tried to tax our whiskey. Which, in order to *impose* the tax on whiskey, the US troops deployed to quell the rebellion were directly led by sitting president George Washington, Alexander Hamilton, and Robert E. Lee's father Henry.
It wasn’t about the tea, it was about sending a message
The message was "send more whiskey!"
Message received (you're a bunch of twats lol)
We improved that tea by throwing it in the harbor
No. If we go to boston. Heat up the water. Bring a couple pints of milk and some sugar. Get a cup. Scoop up the ocean water and it's an infinite amount of tea
Tally ho chap *grabs snorkel*
Me rn: https://preview.redd.it/5qe4dfmxk89b1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf1cbdb895de4f7bb076b173d078d8f88d21ec6b
Does that jacket come in red? Asking for a friend…
Actually it does. I thought of making a British soldier as well.
Oi mate, bit rude that is, innit?
Don’t worry, we’re all good with the British now but that King George guy was a dick back in the day. 🤣
You haven't met Charles then 🤣
ol sausage fingers aint a threat to anyone except himself
Tbf i can safely say we don't want you back... Canada however....
Canada can’t stop catching fire and one province just speaks French. Yeah y’all can do better. 🤣
Tbf we are Britain I doubt we can do better 😂
You want arctic wasteland instead?
I like the cold.
Just as the founding fathers intended
o7 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🍔🍔🍔🍔
How the hell do I get dat outfit or create it
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
This reads like a fashion magazine photo caption! :D
Red carpet interview: “Darling what are you wearing tonight?” “Oh this is a new uniform from the Betsy Ross Revolution collection.” 😂
Aim small, miss small
Nice The Patriot reference. 👍
The British? You looking in the wrong direction for the invasion.
Who are you talking about?
Yes sir https://preview.redd.it/6z5cfnis789b1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=fc76a5d4aa7fbb597848aff003aeec6754d2b0f3
Doing Purge: Election Year myself. Got a patriotic outfit on (with tailcoat) & the new glow lady liberty mask on. Also have the patriotic tints on my MKII MG & MK II AK. "Blessed be our New Founding Fathers for letting us Purge and cleanse our souls. Blessed be America, a nation reborn."
for the last time we're not british we're just celebrating canada day
Damn Canadians can’t stop smoking up there. We’re going to sue them for second hand smoke from their forest fires. 🤣
Is the musket back up for grabs? I migrated to next gen and my ps4 copy can’t get the weapon
Check the gun van
what section is that jacket in?
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
I got my musket too. Bring it, motherfuckers https://preview.redd.it/1ahis505rf9b1.jpeg?width=1589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a3de5d470e7cab8abc4379da51dd5dfaa338db4
Aint nobody wanna invade America lmaoo. Anyone that invaded would have to fix all your problems and unfuck that country up
Not even aliens will invade us after coming across our trailer parks. haha
Nah , just steal our resources and bounce. It's the merica way
I forgor the Americans have their yearly circle jerk soon
Grilling, drinking and blowing shit up. ‘Merica! 🤣
[I know right imagine celebrating your nation's independence day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_independence_days?wprov=sfti1)
Most other countries celebrate via the politicians holding a short speech and by going eating. Americans as usual hype it up for no reason, which looks weird from the outside
We watch fireworks and eat hot dogs. Sorry that bothers you so.
Stay mad
What’s so wrong about celebrating independence? It wouldn’t even be a thing if Britain hadn’t occupied all those countries
this makes me miss the old days, i remember when they first released the musket and the 4th of july monster truck
New clothing?
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
Thank you!
what clothes are those
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
I thought it was the aliens, not the British
Man got me thinking community could do something like green v purple aliens.
That’d be great. 👍
Probably already asked, but what clothing options are you using here? Would love to cop this fit for the glorious day
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
Comment saved, much appreciated 🫡
Time for a revolutionary war style battle! Everyone get in a line!!!
You look like Preston Garvey from Fallout 4, ready to help another settlement in need
Going to throw my red coat on and meet you there!!!
i use a musket for home defence
.57 caliber musket ball is going to be pretty hard to get up from and if the do then give them the bayonet! ⚔️🤣
What are the requirements to unlock the musket? Is it just free on the 4th of July or is there anything else im missing. Been away from home for the last 3 times it’s come around so im not missing out this time.
None that I know of, it’s available at the gun van right now.
Go defend the homeland, away from my precious tea.
Nah, im german, i watch from the sidelines 🤣🤣
TALLY HO!!
Wheres your french army peasant?
Trying to stop people from burning down Paris I suppose. 😂
“what the fuck is a kilometeeeeer” 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💣💣💣💣💣
Hope you have a Great 4th of July Weekend, Yankee.
Don't forget the Polish. Who do you think Pulaski and Kosciusko were.
I actually have a British friend I play with and I'm always making revolutionary war related jokes since we usually play PvP modes against each other. Stuff like"I'm gonna go Boston tea party on your ass!"inversely if we're on the same team Ill say stuff like" u.s. and great Britain aligned again, just like WW2"lol
Talk about a partiot.
It’s all good, you keep her.
George Washington approved.
George Washington: cutting down cherry trees, throwing silver dollars across the Potomac River and putting his foot up the British ass. 🤘
CAN YOU GET THE HAT AGAIN?!?
You can earn the Frontier outfit by finding the shipwreck 7 times. The hat then shows in the cowboy hats section of your wardrobe.
Oh damn, time to get a red coat.
Rockstar North is British, so good luck. You lost already.
I'm guessing European lobbies are separate to lobbies in the Americas? It'd be fun to play this out for real
Nah I fight for Canada. FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAA
Don't make us bomb all the Tim Hortons. Remember, y'all have oil and we love bombing countries with oil. It's the American way. haha
Fuck America. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH CAAAAAAAAAAAANAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You gave us Nickelback and for that you shall be punished! 🤣
Bro fuck Nickelback. We deported Justin Bieber to you asses because we never liked him
AMERICA! WUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! (i'm from Costa Rica)
As a Brit I approve of this message
I will find you and orbital cannon you
Jokes on you, we still think the earth is flat. 😂
WHAT THE HELL IS A KILOMETERS 🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER RAAAAAAAAA🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
It’s pronounced BRI-ISH because they drank the _t._
I use a musket for meth lab defense, just as the founding fathers intended.
"Four score and seven meth labs ago..."
What coat and boots are those?
The hat is from the Frontier outfit found under cowboy hats as the Frontier Hat, the overcoat is Beige Overcoat, vest & shirt is Cream Suit Vest, leather pants are White Leather Low Crotch Shorts and motorcycle boots are Ox Blood Road Boots.
tysm
Where do yo get the musket
The gun van.
Hell yeah ‘Murica
I was originally gonna say we are gonna get them cancelled but we gave them the L in 1776.
Yeah we decided why let them tax us when we can just tax ourselves twice as much. 🤷♂️🤣🇺🇸
No one wants america bro chill 😂
Right now half of America doesn’t want America either. 🤷♂️🤣
Are you going to call the French in tears, begging for help again too
We repaid the favor when we liberated them from Tiny Mustache Man who beat them into submission with their baguettes back in WWII.
You arrived 2 years late, some friend you are
Yeah I’ll admit we were a little slow, in WWI as well. Our government is slow as shit unless someone attacks us or you’ve got oil. 🤷♂️
I almost wet myself
It annoys me how much R* neglect other countries, like anything that has a livery probably has a “Merica” livery and one example is the MOC, literally the thing is just American Livery’s, could they at least add something for other countries for a change.
Really, I mean how hard is it to add a white flag of surrender for France? 🏳️ 🤣
No
Found the redcoat!
You'll never take me alive
The British had it coming. Who shows up to the Revolution dressed like targets standing in line like they’re waiting for tea and crumpets? 🤣
Bold of you to assume that we're taking in prisoners. Lol
You mean Start the War of Independence? Cause 4th was the day the War for 'merica began("we aint gonna play by your rules anymore,Tis a declaration of Independence.Give us freedom or we'll take it".)
Ironic since GTA is a British game.
Happy treason day you dogs. You never beat us and you never will
Smell the comments *SNIIFFFFFFF* copium 😌
Get your head out your ass we've been allies for over a century
Yee haw to 90 more years of slavery.
Yeah, we defeated the British.. But we also enslaved Africans, burned witches at the stake, stole land from the natives, etc.
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What day is the 4th? It’s chewsday, innit?
I’m trying to fimd a blue coat to use with outfit I have that the exact same but is a red coat (at least until I can add the freedom)