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MidgetMan10150

You should apply to be a banker at Maze Bank. You look like you couldn’t rob a gas station.


BangB4ngBang

He has to blend in, Walter White type shit


MidgetMan10150

I had a Walter Character on Xbox and I only used a pistol


iloveass47983

i have aswell rn 😂 i got the meth lab and different outfits from the show, the rv and some other cars from the show 😁


BangB4ngBang

I would have challenged you to a duel, my cowboy vs your Walter


BlueQKazue

Bruh that's Michael from Burn Notice.


orignLNo_Nickname

I was going to say the same thing


Remarkable-Ad-4284

Ayoo that’s exactly who tf that is frfr


FutureExplanation281

The name is Heisenburg.


CheekyClapper420

Nah that’s Marty Byrde


Hot-Put6975

What do robbers usually wear?


MidgetMan10150

Shoes that are easy to run it. Shirts that are acceptable to sweat in. And pants that are flexible for easy movement.


ThatOneGamer117

Ahhh got you! You rob banks don't you


Hot-Put6975

Got em


Apprehensive-Way4807

Naaah bruh you got caught in 4k 👀😂


killergazebo

Why do you go around shooting cops and selling drugs while dressed like a bank teller?


Hot-Put6975

Frame job


hevnztrash

Falling Down


The_299_Bin

Me and you. We’re the same.


LaOreoNostra

"are these drugs legal" ahh fit 😭


normalaccount59

"can i get one weed"


JASGENIUS

Hey wait a minute I’m you


Blue_taco13

Wait a minute you are me but white


BreeezySo

this thread has me dying😂😂😂”one weed???” “hey wait a minute i’m you” bro wtf😂


Blue_taco13

👍


AdequateAlien

One crack please


rydawg2727

“Hey guys, im not a cop” ahh drip


nonstick_banjo1629

“Cyril Figgis”


Its-Mr-Robot

Needs a sweater vest ;) lol


Keyserchief

What are you stealing cars for, so you can sell them at the Nissan Year End Sales Event?


Hot-Put6975

Dude I'm getting fried in these comments


[deleted]

Bro wtf is this outfit tho? For real for real 😂


NotA-Spy

A regular outfit one would wear in real life I'd imagine


GryphonKingBros

I mean idk what you expected wearing the most normal looking attire you could wear. I rate you an Office Job Employee out of 10.


N0b0dy1989

I just choked 😂😂😂😂😂😂💀


maximus7193

Toyotathon only.


Oxygenius_

When grandma buys you your first church outfit


rydawg2727

Mans pullin the church boy jokes https://preview.redd.it/5bfg4hlggqyc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=880beeaa973d95c24f8c6ec9f9e34aadd6ca72ad


-ManintheWall-

Bro made a church joke https://preview.redd.it/54nduebc5ryc1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f56550ada0f0e23a3e9ded8423db6b5cf38718c4


govego2005

Guys be like "I want a goth gf" and dress like this:


MoparMonkey1

2/10. I’d probably mistakenly run you over because I thought you were an NPC


Hot-Put6975

:(


blandvanilla

Do Executive Search, buddy. Nobody will find you.


Hot-Put6975

It’s how I made all my money (much of which went to taxes)


ginga_ninja723

They need an irs update so most people can commit tax fraud but you pay 40% of everything you earn


Chaotic_Fantazy

https://preview.redd.it/aojoq9h8mryc1.png?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26fff2fcf6ac83e249f712ff595f78620d38324f Litteraly you.


Skrill_GPAD

Hahahahahahah


Hot-Put6975

💀


Neokami14

Duuuude this is spot on who I thought he was trying to be!


WannabeModder123

10/10, im a fan of npc outfits 😎


Hot-Put6975

That's what I'm talking about


PickleBoi1983

goofy ahh free guy npc


Hot-Put6975

![gif](giphy|JUZ1oxqC1tslgAYCPz|downsized)


PickleBoi1983

exactly


rydawg2727

I just set up a roth ira ahh drip


Hot-Put6975

How did you know?


huskybravo1

how is this not at the top 😭


LarryMadlib-79

bro has an 800+ credit score


Xaedrek

Nah 900+ easy. YOU gotta have 800+ just to be in the room with him.


MeetingRight535

![gif](giphy|ZPZT6sZVwKj8k) David miller looking as boi


Hot-Put6975

😂


moonlesstux

"i would like to buy some drugs" ahh npc


SillyCalf55796

"I would like to offer an agreeable trade agreement in our illicit substance trade" type outfit


jarold12

This is the average West Coast Classics listener


DJ_NINJA9

i will not tolerate this wcc slander


jarold12

This guy listens to it on the way to his 9-5


arcalite911

Dad/10


Crazy-Poulet

Marty Byrde/10


browsingtheproduce

You look like you dressed up as a Straight Guy™ for Halloween.


huskybravo1

underrated comment lmaooo


Raza0208

At least wear a jacket please would look like a CEO rn you look like employee of the month 😢 but hey you like it so.. its your choice at the end of the day


Hot-Put6975

I'd usually wear a jacket but went for a summertime casual look with this one.


Raza0208

Uhh how about a tucked polo Tshirt? And sunglasses? 🕶️


Hot-Put6975

Yeah, that could work too


topgdaddy23

Like a npc


Quesadilldo

You have to name your organization Subway with your Jared Fogle looking ass


Legoboyking

10 because it’s simple and you aren’t wearing a wannabe tryhard outfit


Hot-Put6975

I made sure to keep that in mind when I was making it.


actively_chill

Bro 10/10. I have that shirt too in one of my outfits. I love realistic outfits! You're asking the opinion of lil' kids and mumble rap listeners. 95% of players running around in clown outfits feeling all cool, it's hillarious. While the rest looks like disabled and emersion breaking we look like a actuall big time bank robbers, drug empire king pins and white collar criminals.


Hot-Put6975

Fr


Odd_Land_2383

1


Cultural-Toe-6693

Reminds me if Christian Bale in American Psycho.


AlertedCoyote

You look like you lost a lot of weight by eating subway every day


Frames-Janco873

It's simple. I like it, I don't understand the logic behind looking like a criminal. Ain't that the whole point? Hum I guess some people only want to look like a "gangster". 8/10


Hot-Put6975

Solid take


huskybravo1

frrr i shoot on sight the dudes who look too try hard gangster


Ravenous_Writer1

Based. I have the same one


_RandomLebaneseGuy_

“Hey fam! I heard you sell some hard drugs, y’know I want me some of that meth! So where can I pay, dawg?” ass outfit


Hot-Put6975

I’ll tip handsomely too


JoblessPornAddict999

8/10 id wear IRL


MicroNova_YT

Very dapper! 👍🏻 I approve


Hot-Put6975

A man of taste


-3D-2Y

Add a sports jacket/blazer and sunglasses and you could pull off Michael Westen


propofolxx

Nathan Fielder ahh mf


battleduck84

You look like you're either about to try and sell me some car insurance or call me a racial slur 10/10


SebulbaSebulba

Looks like Benedict Cumberbatch's older banker brother.


Hopeful-Character-10

Mob boss style the comments aren’t seeing the vision tho


Hot-Put6975

They aren’t. It’s just a big roast.


NotA-Spy

Expecting mumble rap fans and children to see the vision as a mafioso 🤣 too subtle for them


cranbaby2405

"Blew my load halfway through the massage. You can't knead a man's thigh like that."


hamzaaadenwala

I'm wearing it right now at work :-D


Hot-Put6975

Epic!


Dan_Pena

Ignore this comments , you are a very handsome young man.


RossKempOnIce

Looking like you graduated from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades


Sardemanation

https://preview.redd.it/4530emm1jxyc1.jpeg?width=627&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa95ee30484e2b5fc376fa49238d7157eb3b7cb


GrainBean

Pretty sure both Steve and Devin wear this fit in story mode. Probably multiple times, maybe with short sleeves


Hot-Put6975

Miguel Madrazo wears something similar for the Cayo Perico cutscenes.


bantananta

I imagine him living a double life and telling the kids and wife, "I'm off to work!" Then he is this big mob or kingpin and does his "buisness" and then he comes back home and is this wholesome father. I love it!


Hot-Put6975

Seen Breaking Bad?


g_battiston

Rich


Hot-Put6975

Thanks


KingFahad360

You look like an Account working for the Armenian Mob.


mr-geen4532

6,5-10 if you go classy go all the way and don’t go for the half classy fit


Little_Lahey_Show

5 star character


MauroElLobo_7785

Correcto y bien vestido, luces bien , de todas maneras crea un traje de combate intimidante y negro para pasar más desapercibido en situaciones de combates .


rexwun2

Sheldon... is that you?


ruskariimi

I'd rate it about 9-5


dlnsb1

On his way to the bathroom at a Chili’s someone is going to flag him down and ask him for another basket of chips.


GHZ33

Office guy, simple, charismatic : 10/10


PlasticToe4542

Nice 😊


Beneficial-Edge-122

Mines literally the same thing except with a blue checkered shirt


ScoobieWooo

I like it!


KikanoH

You look like an accountant


crystalphonebackup23

that sure is an outfit. painfully normal for a game like this but it's refreshing and appreciated


madankfurry

69/10 bro, so basic. I love it


Boatandfish

12/10


20ItsTooLoud19

Looking like Michael Westen out there.


an_awakening

Look like a respectable gentleman


akalegos

stackswopo


Yusif209

Based af


KnowledgeJunkie7

You look like you have your sights set high up the LifeInvader corporate ladder.


Past_Alternative_540

That “Ok who was it?” look the professor gives in his lecture hall when he sees a vape cloud


Left_Let_295

Bros boutta tell me how to save 15% on life insurance


Hot-Put6975

AND car insurance


Hot-Put6975

Time Value of Money ahh fit


shit7

Perfect for VIP search


Z3R0F0XG1BB0N

Employee of the month at Simeon's dealership fit


fkndemon23

Gramps is that u


Alan54lguero

This outfit is great for when you want to respect the rules of the road :)


PM_me_whateva_u_like

Billy Anderson?


Cellaphyne

![gif](giphy|YWZPFFCblEqsw) bazinga ahh outfit


IHaveOutDumbedYou

Lmfao Cyberlife really tried to make a more human variant of Conner


SorryNotAvaiIable

"Hi, I'm Conner sent by Cyberlife" ahh outfit


No_Preparation_4863

You look like Michael on ozempic lol, clean fit.


Namika

You look like someone told an AI to create a generic white guy.


grampa55

probably someone who surrender himself to cops after getting one star


faizoology

Got a job interview coming up?


Hot-Put6975

Wait until these guys find out that the biggest criminals in world history all dressed up in suits and business shirts.


666kittens

Employee of the month at micro center


Rich-Plantain7685

Npc ahh fitt


Nythern

You look like Agent Mahone from Prison Break


The_Dough_Boi

You look like you enjoy the smell of your own farts WAY to much


Hot-Put6975

Bro I’ve laughed at the other comments but wtf is this one 😂


StalledAgate832

Golfer / 10 What color is your golf cart?


zaparilo

You're gonna go door to door selling them vacuums aren't ya? So you can afford that red feltzer for your midlife crisis. And then fall in love with Nikki from stripclub cuz she paid attention to you, so you start stalking her. Maybe she will notice you eventually but you will never know because some dude with oppressor will kill you and start griefing you


Massive_Target

“I need to speak with a manager”


Brando003

This is what I wear to work


Hot-Put6975

Great minds think alike


PavFed

You look like a Jehovah's Witness 💀


QuothTheRavenMore

Bill Nye fit with a Bill Nighy face


GetInMyVan345

bro looks like a divorced man with 3 kids and a gambling problem


Badkrmallx

Young Sheldon


Hot-Put6975

I get that a lot 💀


BreadThief_xo

'my grandma dressed me up today'


sans-the-voice-actor

10/10 you look like your about to give a ted talk on advancements in ai so at least your making bank


-Reikon

Dressed like a 45 yr old dad of 3 who’s wife buys his clothes. Black belt and shoes with a blue shirt? Come on son.


BlackKanjiG3

7,5/10


Hot-Put6975

Finally an actual rating 😭


SpongebobJesusPants

you look like you’re straight out of a stephen king novel


Hot-Put6975

![gif](giphy|aNXFdr599nKZa)


QBekka

He's looking nervous for his first day at his corporate office job


Hot-Put6975

This comment section is going to be the start of my villain arc FR


Perlame

Will do same post few hours later to see how I will be roasted


tommymate2083

Bro’s about to go to his first college seminar


Hot-Put6975

![gif](giphy|IPbS5R4fSUl5S)


Banshee_420__

You’re selling vacuums door to door?!


Murky_Cookie_1765

Gypsy


Thick-load8-D

“Heh if I was a cop I’d have to tell you!” Ahh fit


Background_Hall7003

Kinda looks like Sheldon from the big bang theory. Lol


SpecterTF141

https://preview.redd.it/tol1xppgbryc1.png?width=383&format=png&auto=webp&s=e82300bb2e235b3ea21e96bc4c8fc16d2e54fb3e


itsrishirajsingh

LIC agent


petiteCaprice

yee yee ass looking outfit


druppeldruppel_

You look like i can find your name on a certain watchlist from the FBI.


BreeezySo

now replace your face with micheal’s and we have a cream in all master mind😎


EchoFurrian

Jared from Subway!


Relakai22

6, you gotta put on a white belt with those pants. Thenn you gotta pick brown shoes. Little fancyy. I’m sure this setup doesn’t exist cause we can’t pick belts. But that’s what would look smashing 🤣


HairyAd3189

When your a serial killer and need a disguise


LegendPewds

Young Sheldon looking ahh https://preview.redd.it/gd1r4gc6fryc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=555d0872c5103a55ba0cf6311f223ed5e3eb8f63


ragcloud

Npc/10


cigarettewhiskey

Looking like a damn intern at lifeinvader


Projekt-MKultra

Put some glasses on.. and maybe a trench coat, you would look like an international arms dealer. This is npc shit.


MaterialConsistent96

Nice try, Sheldon Cooper


holnicote

You remind me of Loki with shorter hair


nonstick_banjo1629

The necromancer after working hours


SillyCalf55796

"Honey I'm home!"/10


Rezzly1510

first day interviewing for an office position looking ahh


Old-Kernow

Was "inane" the look you were going for, OP?


TwisterDash_

It's cool, I mean, it's basic, but it's nice. Nothing too special, 8/10.