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BuckyBeaver69

"Local Boy" is kinda a strange name but I guess you gotta go with what works.


Designer_Storm8869

His name is Alice. It's printed on his t-shirt.


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Why is he in chains?


Hauntedhotelhistory

He’s not it’s Alice In Ch s


Aggressive_Ideal6737

Oh okay dope


YetisInAtlanta

Poor kids guitar career is peaking at 11. Well atleast he had a peak


Roboticfish658

We all peak! My peak is when my mom's friend heard me playing some 0-3-5 through the door and told my mom "he's so good"! I haven't peaked this hard since highschool!


Imaginary_Sea5117

uj/ Ayyyy that was my hometown news station rj/ did Tony Cavalier's gerbil play drums?


2006sucked

rj/ Tim Irr is the drummer. Gerbil is b\*ssist.


Imaginary_Sea5117

Everyone knows that true comedy relies on hyper-specific regional television references, so we must be the funniest people on earth. Something, something Gino's Pizza. Grumble grumble Ballard's sausage jingle.


2006sucked

You left out the Summit RV jingle, poser.


Imaginary_Sea5117

Tom Raper RV. The king of all OH/WV/KY jingles.


RedWhiteBluesGuitar

Cole is too young to know about 0 3 5. He will never get into Julie Yard, either, with a Jackson guitar. Someone buy that kid a PRS already.


kitmcallister

let him cook.


cyberphunk2077

ugh a Jackson? This is child abuse. local boy or broke boy. Parents should be ashamed. Ibanez J customs are like a couple bucks. Start with that until you can afford a proper gibbons.


Scorpiodisc

He reminds me of another gifted little youngster that would grow up to cosplay as the ugly blues brother


gamenameforgot

you mean that fat kid with the stupid hat?


BullDoor

The one with the hair that slicks back real nice


TheOfficialDewil

We quit.


Jebist

Finally. I'm so sick of this shit.


TheOfficialDewil

R.I.P


SnooFloofs1778

That little choad thinks he can play gringe.


WASRenjoyer

We pull out ol’ reliable: HURR DURRR HE HAS NO FEEEEELLLL


Alulagoose

The toan is in the grades


DaySoc98

Give him another year or two.


lkmnvwls

I'm used to it by now


hella_gnarly

Look at how high that strap is. This little fuckin nerd is probably playing Van Hagar.


fastal_12147

Stay up past 10pm


Jean_Paul_Fartre_

Oh shit, this is a stage 4 Jonny B alert! We got another one fellas!


Dogrel

We start teaching him about toan. That’ll fix him for sure.


random_user163584

Bonermaster cloned himself to start again into a new genre?


Pirate-boi

Derivative 80’s metal trash. Wake me up when this chump learns some jim henson beats.