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cesar0931

nope, we're 035 idiots


Strangest_Implement

My mommy says I'm a 035 genius. Also, that i'm 035 handsome.


sladebonge

Denim Dan is such a catty fuck sometimes.


warthog0869

Do he and Jay Leno share the same tailor *and* hairstylist?


sladebonge

Yeah but he collects priuses instead.


warthog0869

"We're here in the Prius section of Beato's Garage to show you this unusual Prius that's quite ugly, I call it The Dorkmobile, you'll often see it parked in Nerdville when I'm toting around my Dumble and Custom Shop Les Paul, looking for a blues partner"


sladebonge

"My friend Dave Mustaine is joining us today with his custom Metallica Prius, and boy would you look at this thing."


warthog0869

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sladebonge

The face of a prius enjoyer if i've ever seen one.


markiethefett

Denim Dan is a better name than Toany Tone. 👏🏼


JacksonGuitarHero

The toan is in the Canadian tuxedo


mooseyjew

If he actually had any real tone, I'd agree with you.


Downtown_Snow4445

Dude can’t even get a shirt that fits right


Strangest_Implement

...is he stupid?


42dudes

dude hates computers or somethin


boastfulbadger

I’d like to poop in one of his guitar cases (I’d remove the guitar first of course) and then interview him and then ask him to open up his guitar and film his reaction. I wonder how many views that would get.


FoxHead666

Haha, he's so dumb he thinks 035 is the same as 01. Fucking old tosser.


Same-Chipmunk5923

This guy Marshalls.


Jimieffect

Where's the 0 10 12 gang?


Generny2001

And that’s BEFORE all the sodomy!


gunter_grass

I think he's talking about the Jared Leto and John Meyer sex tape.