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> two 1977 and 1990 interviews with High Times magazine and the Detroit Free Press, Nugget claimed he deliberately failed his draft physical by eating nothing but junk food for days beforehand and defecating and urinating in his pants
>
> in 1990 he again detailed his experiences "living inside pants caked with his own excrement" for one week to avoid the draft in an extensive 1990 interview with the Detroit Free Press after the formation of Damn Yankees
He looks like he still shits his pants to this day. Also wearing the Confederate flag shirt :'D
https://preview.redd.it/ohzpnidfhq7d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d647fe019f630d736a431c8a462eb81a0b32f0
/uj No actually, you see it quite a bit, rural Michigan is practically hillbilly country, especially as you travel further north. And down in southeast Michigan near Detroit you will see a couple hung up. I've actually seen a guy dressed in a confederate naval jack snuggie-thing and hat.
Yep, another draft dodger who likes to rave about patriotism and "support the troops" while voting for the party that consistently screws over veterans.
Nugent is several assholes rolled into one loud mouth
You get out of the draft by proving you’re mentally unfit to serve, if you just shit yourself they go “ok, we’ll give you new pants you’re still in.” He had to convince them this was a long term mental issue, and not something he was doing to draft dodge and it took a week of shitty pants for him.
At least Gregg Allman had the balls (or the insanity, depending on your point of view) to actually shoot himself in the foot. Nugent, being the pussy that he is, chose to walk around in his own shit for a week? 🤢🤮Dude's got some worms living in his brain to want to do that.
He's wearing camo from a war he was too afraid to fight in, a patriots guitar that he doesn't believe in, and the cocky grin, knowing how many young girls he got away with statutory rape, whilst simultaneously singing about the same. He's kinda....special
If you look at the size of the "reflectors" on those knobs it's pretty clear they were pulled off a Fender amp, and that makes this an affront to god regardless of its owner's other shortcomings as a human being.
uj/ and he once complained because joan jett was on a "top # guitarists" list and basically after a while said that he deserved the spot in the list or something like that
He's definitely the kind of dude who would complain that guitar is a *man's* instrument and claim that people like Joan Jett are total poser feminazis who are trying to "encroach on their territory" or whatever. He probably pissed himself and threw stuff at the TV when Phoebe Bridgers smashed her guitar on SNL or whatever.
He didn’t live up to his potential at all imo and most of his music thru the late 70s and 80s was stale but Ted Nugent in 1967 absolutely blew minds and changed the limits of guitar in the scene just like Hendrix in his own way on “baby please don’t go” by amboy dukes. Also he was 18-19 years old at most while recording that but yeah other than that I really can’t stand the guy but he was brilliant on that song
So does he still do “Great White Buffalo,” and if so, has he rewritten the lyrics to turn the white people who wanted to exterminate the buffalo into the *good* guys, who were merely trying to bring prosperity and salvation to unappreciative heathens?
Because Post-Fox News Ted Nugent would NEVER write a song like that. He’d call it “woke,” or “critical race theory” and the dumbfucks’d eat it up with a spoon.
(Yes, me and my punk rock knucklehead friends were quite enamored of *Double Live Gonzo* almost 30 years ago, so I’m…familiar…with some of his music.)
One of my favorite moments was my conservative CEO cousin proudly showing me his American flag Strat (copy) with Ted's autograph on it. I was beyond delighted to show him the "Made in China" sticker on the back.
There is nothing to say. This is the face of chronic guitar playing in our time.
Our parents were right: guitar playing is never going to get us anywhere but hooked on drugs or thrown in jail.
United States Flag Code 4
Respect for flag
No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America; the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing. Regimental colors, State flags, and organization or institutional flags are to be dipped as a mark of honor.
The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.
The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise.
The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free.
The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker's desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.
The flag should never be fastened, displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way.
The flag should never be used as a covering for a ceiling.
The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.
The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything.
The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard. Advertising signs should not be fastened to a staff or halyard from which the flag is flown.
No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart.
The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning
uj - He played at my county fair back in 2010. It was probably around 9 or 10 at night when he went on. I remember walking by to check him out and he had his bow and arrow out and yelling “Fuck Obama” while kids were still walking around and shooting the Obama effigy with his arrow.
rj- then he tried to fuck my grand daughter.
A long time ago, Ted was kind of good, and a credible musician. Then he stopped taking his music seriously, and focused on being a zany character, and released album after album of childish, idiotic pablum that didn't appeal to anyone. This is why to this day Ted is relegated to playing state fairs and tiny clubs, as he doesn't have a real fan base aside from imbecilic yahoos looking for an excuse to be dicks for the evening.
I started playing in 1993 and never understood why people liked his playing, before all his politics. Cat scratch fever the best you got? That's a pass from me dawg.
Ted Nugent is the epitome of a hardcore conservative American, just one look at him he’s a walking stereotype. That aside, he’s a great guitarist tho, Stranglehold is still amazing to this day
See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano.
So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up.
They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They'd call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherf*ckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it. I was too busy doin' my own thing, you know?
> Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer — stuff I never touched [before] —**buttered poop**, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up.
Why would he dodge the draft, he is a patriotic freedom hero you ask?
> Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin' it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin' around, hippying down, getting' loaded and pickin' my ass like your common curs, I'd say "Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin' around in the gutters." But I wasn't a gutter dog. I was a hard workin', motherfuckin' rock and roll musician
He said himself he's tried other guitars, but they sound like shit compared to his hollowbody Gibsons
So, I only now can't take him seriously. This was the thing. That guitar.
I don't care if he's a libertarian nut bar spewing malicious and deliberate misinformation.
This, though... this is too much.
You remember that show when they tried to make this guy write music with the dudes from Biohazard and Anthrax? They deadass should have stuck him in with the Pantera guys. They would have fit right in.
https://preview.redd.it/kdcxbifsst7d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8482d226bfb5d21a6e6ebca68ead6ffc4e8bed
This is the only Uncle Ted I recognize
Okay, yes, all the things about Tad Nouget are terrible, but why does he have a reporters pad and pens in the pocket of his blouse? Is he a fuckin nerd?
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uj/ > two 1977 and 1990 interviews with High Times magazine and the Detroit Free Press, Nugget claimed he deliberately failed his draft physical by eating nothing but junk food for days beforehand and defecating and urinating in his pants > > in 1990 he again detailed his experiences "living inside pants caked with his own excrement" for one week to avoid the draft in an extensive 1990 interview with the Detroit Free Press after the formation of Damn Yankees
He looks like he still shits his pants to this day. Also wearing the Confederate flag shirt :'D https://preview.redd.it/ohzpnidfhq7d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d647fe019f630d736a431c8a462eb81a0b32f0
Wearing a Confederate flag shirt, while playing a US flag guitar. Pick a side, pedo.
Is he a pedo too?
Bro he's like the most well documented rock star pedo out there.
Yeah I know like nothing about the guy except I've heard some shitty songs and he's racist I guess.
He has a song called Jailbait about a fucking a 13 year old.
Oh my. I've never liked his music or really followed him.
Courtney Love claims she gave him a bj when she was 12. Later, she said she was 14.
Nihilists dude.
Genius application of that quote.
Say what you will about the tenets of socialism. At least It’s an ethos!
He looks like a fucking hillbilly.
He is a fucking hillbilly
Imagine wearing the confederate flag while living in Michigan your entire life
/uj I've been to Michigan quite a bit, and it's not uncommon to see. Lots of rural area outside the big cities
My wife is from the Detroit area. Rural MI is backwards as fuck.
As a well-traveled Alabamian, I’ve seen far more confederate flags elsewhere. For sure it’s thick down here but we don’t own the patent on redneckery.
coming from someone in Michigan, you'd be quite surprised
/uj No actually, you see it quite a bit, rural Michigan is practically hillbilly country, especially as you travel further north. And down in southeast Michigan near Detroit you will see a couple hung up. I've actually seen a guy dressed in a confederate naval jack snuggie-thing and hat.
“Do you look for a job dressed like that, sir?”
Yeah, but now it’s cool. MagaDiapers baby!
Definitely NOT a cult!! Very cool!!
Yep, another draft dodger who likes to rave about patriotism and "support the troops" while voting for the party that consistently screws over veterans. Nugent is several assholes rolled into one loud mouth
⬆️⬆️⬆️ thank you
What did he have to spend a whole week in shit caked pants for?
To avoid the draft.
But why did that require the full week?
Because of woke
You get out of the draft by proving you’re mentally unfit to serve, if you just shit yourself they go “ok, we’ll give you new pants you’re still in.” He had to convince them this was a long term mental issue, and not something he was doing to draft dodge and it took a week of shitty pants for him.
He could have just closed his fly.
I cant knock anyone for dodging the vietnam draft, but when they go on to be a war monger (and a pedophile and rapist) its just a bit much.
He should have just shot himself in the foot like Gregg Allman. Sounds much easier.
or **Terry Kath**
THAT'S quite a story hahaha!
He tried to insult Joan Jett and she called him a " draft dodging poopy pants ". You should read the article it's hilarious.
Wait so he has the USA guitar but dodged the draft……
Ironically the only moral thing he ever did. Too bad he did it out of cowardice instead of any actual moral conviction.
At least Gregg Allman had the balls (or the insanity, depending on your point of view) to actually shoot himself in the foot. Nugent, being the pussy that he is, chose to walk around in his own shit for a week? 🤢🤮Dude's got some worms living in his brain to want to do that.
Eh I prob would have done the same thing ngl. Rather shit my pants then be buried in an unmarked grave in vietnam for reason
Haha Springsteen just went on a week long coke enhanced bender before his medical I’ve heard, more fun I’d say
Least degenerate republicant
He's wearing camo from a war he was too afraid to fight in, a patriots guitar that he doesn't believe in, and the cocky grin, knowing how many young girls he got away with statutory rape, whilst simultaneously singing about the same. He's kinda....special
Just for accuracies sake that’s hunting camo not military
HE'LL YEAH BROTHER FINALLY A FELLOW PANTS SHITTER
For many years I thought I was the only neverwipe, but there are dozens of us! Protip: skinny jeans.
Is that a Pedocaster?
I think it's a Adoles Paul
Molespaul
🎵Little girls make me a patriotic draft dodgin’ molester🎶 wha wha whaaa 🎵patriotic draft dodgin’ molester🎶 wha wha whaaa
*producer speaking from the mixing room* "I think you've got a hit on your hands there, Ted!"
Could be Seksa Fender
Due to a lawsuit from Fender, Schecter had to change the name to the Hellraiser.
A lesser aged Paulina.
If you look at the size of the "reflectors" on those knobs it's pretty clear they were pulled off a Fender amp, and that makes this an affront to god regardless of its owner's other shortcomings as a human being.
They are Gibson "witch hat" knobs.
Eh I just zoomed in and I guess you're right. I much prefer top hats to witch hats. Either way the guitar is ugly :D
This picture is the jerk. No words needed.
Waers camo and plays a *patriotic* guitar Avoids draft by shitting his pants
And is actually a pedophile.
A charming fella
True story. The guitar has so far avoided being played by any musicians, and has done so by repeatedly releasing little bits of wire into its case.
Uj/ fuck Ted Nugent Rj/ fuck Ted McNuggets
Ol Ted, playing the guitar with 50 stars and 13 stripes. For more information, google "Ted Nugent 13"
It'd be better if he was seeing stars and wearing stripes.
Not really showing his O-face because an 18-year-old guitar is too old for him to really get his rocks off
https://preview.redd.it/1h1egg3aqp7d1.jpeg?width=519&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6248f2c4ba1cd267e5363aa0bd8b509cb51f0c83
The guys who took fingering A minor too far
Damn that’s a good, original knee slapper. I’m going to use this whenever possible
Kendrick Lamar even threw an A minor joke in Not Like Us
He's wearing camo but unfortunately I can still see him.
He doesn’t have to dupe the experienced males of the tribe, just the young women.
Kinda looks like Hetfield if he had gotten into the hard stuff...... James Methfilled.....
Theodore Nougat
Everybody has that one uncle who ruins family gatherings
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uj/ and he once complained because joan jett was on a "top # guitarists" list and basically after a while said that he deserved the spot in the list or something like that
He's definitely the kind of dude who would complain that guitar is a *man's* instrument and claim that people like Joan Jett are total poser feminazis who are trying to "encroach on their territory" or whatever. He probably pissed himself and threw stuff at the TV when Phoebe Bridgers smashed her guitar on SNL or whatever.
He didn’t live up to his potential at all imo and most of his music thru the late 70s and 80s was stale but Ted Nugent in 1967 absolutely blew minds and changed the limits of guitar in the scene just like Hendrix in his own way on “baby please don’t go” by amboy dukes. Also he was 18-19 years old at most while recording that but yeah other than that I really can’t stand the guy but he was brilliant on that song
So does he still do “Great White Buffalo,” and if so, has he rewritten the lyrics to turn the white people who wanted to exterminate the buffalo into the *good* guys, who were merely trying to bring prosperity and salvation to unappreciative heathens? Because Post-Fox News Ted Nugent would NEVER write a song like that. He’d call it “woke,” or “critical race theory” and the dumbfucks’d eat it up with a spoon. (Yes, me and my punk rock knucklehead friends were quite enamored of *Double Live Gonzo* almost 30 years ago, so I’m…familiar…with some of his music.)
Wang Dang Sweet Poontang. There were signs.
What you can’t see in this pic is the 15 year old girl in the crowd he’s looking at.
15? Far too old for someone as sophisticated as him.
One of my favorite moments was my conservative CEO cousin proudly showing me his American flag Strat (copy) with Ted's autograph on it. I was beyond delighted to show him the "Made in China" sticker on the back.
This elicited that supercut of trump saying china in my brain.
Courtney Love said in an interview that she lost her virginity to this dick hole. Pun intended.
At age 12 🤮
shouldn't that guitar be upside down?
He tried that, still sounds like shit.
There is nothing to say. This is the face of chronic guitar playing in our time. Our parents were right: guitar playing is never going to get us anywhere but hooked on drugs or thrown in jail.
Some people say it can lead to shitting your pants and committing crimes against children. Not very cool when you start to really think about it.
Oh SHIT!!! It's SHRED Poopants!
Shred Poogent.
Uncle Ted is regarded
If you've never seen an asshole play guitar here you go.
Show this image to a liberal and they’ll immediately vote for Donald Trump
LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT 🇷🇺🦅🇨🇳
Keep that fucker away from my daughter, oh wait, she just turned 14, never mind, she’s safe.
If she was 2 years younger he’d wanna share her with a cop. Real murican
There is 0 irony residing in the fact that the folks who shit on the flag code the hardest are the most treacherous fuckers among us.
Too much patriotism, I hissed and recoiled in liberal horror
I miss toby keith
https://www.kwtx.com/2024/02/06/rock-icon-ted-nugent-reflects-unlikely-partnership-with-toby-keith-whom-he-considered-an-all-american-music-creator/
https://preview.redd.it/bw04b7eewq7d1.jpeg?width=312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f37362ab6dc95c8e35f14ab9b476b1e192512e0
Wow I'm not even American but this makes want to convert
Pedo in his natural habitat
Fucking nonce.
Old stinky pants nugget. I heard him and Toby Keith were knocking boots.
United States Flag Code 4 Respect for flag No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America; the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing. Regimental colors, State flags, and organization or institutional flags are to be dipped as a mark of honor. The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property. The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise. The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free. The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker's desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general. The flag should never be fastened, displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way. The flag should never be used as a covering for a ceiling. The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature. The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything. The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard. Advertising signs should not be fastened to a staff or halyard from which the flag is flown. No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart. The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning
uj - He played at my county fair back in 2010. It was probably around 9 or 10 at night when he went on. I remember walking by to check him out and he had his bow and arrow out and yelling “Fuck Obama” while kids were still walking around and shooting the Obama effigy with his arrow. rj- then he tried to fuck my grand daughter.
Trump should hire Ted to perform his song “Jailbait” to whip up the MAGA attendees at Trump rallies. Perfect match.
Freaking hate this guy
Looks like he Nuged in his pants again
A long time ago, Ted was kind of good, and a credible musician. Then he stopped taking his music seriously, and focused on being a zany character, and released album after album of childish, idiotic pablum that didn't appeal to anyone. This is why to this day Ted is relegated to playing state fairs and tiny clubs, as he doesn't have a real fan base aside from imbecilic yahoos looking for an excuse to be dicks for the evening.
Ted lost me after Tooth, Fang, and Claw
The Daniel Larson of guitar
'Murica.
It looks like he’s saying “ya’ll”
Probably…since we say “y’all”
Ok yeah. You’re right
Redneck
This comes with a Tesla truck and a BOLO
Fuck! My freedom! I can feel it... fading... ughhhhh...
Ted Nugent???🤮
Who? That there is Turd Nugget.
to be fair tho, stranglehold is one of the most ass kicking songs of all time of all time
https://preview.redd.it/37s2fxblhr7d1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa9d7de9924be1a9a52b87783f01250e56177b7
God Hetfield is looking rough…
What's his name again? Todd No-Djent? Somebody help me out here. 🤔
Turd Nugget
Looks like he's just spotted an unattended pre-pubescent girl in the audience...
This sums everything up pretty well. Space aliens would make fun of us so hard. Your planet is dogshit.
No that's Chuck E Cheez. He's an animatronic rat at the Rat-Pizza Child Casino
Nugget shits his pants.
Him being a giant asshole aside. This guy has always been a shit guitarist.
YEAH BROTHER DO FREEBIRD!
I started playing in 1993 and never understood why people liked his playing, before all his politics. Cat scratch fever the best you got? That's a pass from me dawg.
good guitar player tho
Ted Nugent is the epitome of a hardcore conservative American, just one look at him he’s a walking stereotype. That aside, he’s a great guitarist tho, Stranglehold is still amazing to this day
Surely he will vote for biden, no doubt
Excommunicate me for making a Blooz Dad comment, but it should be illegal to do that to a Gibbons
See, I approached the whole thing like, Ted Nugent, cool hard-workin' dude, is gonna wreak havoc on these imbeciles in the armed forces. I'm gonna play their own game, and I'm gonna destroy 'em. Now my whole body is crusted in poop and piss. I was ill. And three or four days before, I started stayin' awake. I was close to death, but I was in control. I was extremely antidrug as I've always been, but I snorted some crystal methedrine. Talk about one wounded motherf*cker. A guy put up four lines, and it was for all four of us, but I didn't know and I'm vacuuming that poop right up. I was a walking, talking hunk of human poop. I was six-foot-three of sin. So the guys took me down to the physical, and my nerves, my emotions were distraught. I was not a good person. I was wounded. But as painful and nauseous as it was — 'cause I was really into bein' clean and on the ball — I made gutter swine hippies look like football players. I was deviano. So I went in, and those guys in uniform couldn't believe the smell. They were ridiculin' me and pushin' me around and I was cryin', but all the time I was laughin' to myself. When they stuck the needle in my arm for the blood test I passed out, and when I came to they were kicking me into the wall. Then they made everybody take off their pants, and I did, and this sergeant says, "Oh my God, put those back on! You f*cking swine you!" Then they had a urine test and I couldn't piss, But my poop was just like ooze, man, so I poop in the cup and put it on the counter. I had poop on my hand and my arm. The guy almost puked. I was so proud. I knew I had these chumps beat. The last thing I remember was wakin' up in the ear test booth and they were sweepin' up. So I went home and cleaned up. They took a putty knife to me. I got the street rats out of my hair, ate some good steaks, beans, potatoes, cottage cheese, milk. A couple of days and I was ready to kick ass. And in the mail I got this big juicy 4-F. They'd call dead people before they’d call my ass. But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherf*ckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it. I was too busy doin' my own thing, you know?
> Then two weeks before, I stopped eating any food with nutritional value. I just had chips, Pepsi, beer — stuff I never touched [before] —**buttered poop**, little jars of Polish sausages, and I'd drink the syrup, I was this side of death, Then a week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up. Why would he dodge the draft, he is a patriotic freedom hero you ask? > Do you think I was gonna lay down my guitar and go play army? Give me a break! I was busy doin' it to it. I had a career Jack. If I was walkin' around, hippying down, getting' loaded and pickin' my ass like your common curs, I'd say "Hey yeah, go in the army. Beats the poop out of scuffin' around in the gutters." But I wasn't a gutter dog. I was a hard workin', motherfuckin' rock and roll musician
You all just can't comprehend the perfect human specimen that is Ted Nugent.
Man James Hetfield has really fallen
Wang dang what a fuckin poontang.
Looking on Walmarts website rn but I can’t find this poster for some reason.
He said himself he's tried other guitars, but they sound like shit compared to his hollowbody Gibsons So, I only now can't take him seriously. This was the thing. That guitar. I don't care if he's a libertarian nut bar spewing malicious and deliberate misinformation. This, though... this is too much.
I was woke and now im broke :<
“I’d like to first give my opinion on the state of this country and people in it before starting this song about poontang.”
At least it wasn't a confederate flag
He saves that for Trump rallies
It respects the Ryan Rule - artwork is displayed properly while in the playing position!
George Washington was a shredder!
Tad Nugent
Ted Nugent. Perfect VP
Is that James Hetfield?
This doesn’t wango your tango?
I wonder how much extra equipment he has to bring on tour to hoist his ego a shid filled diapers on stage.
America. The greatest country in America
Uncle Ted gone in the head.
Looks like a Furby.
HE REALLY looked ridiculous when, in his younger years, he performed in a tiny animal fur Tarzan-style breechclout and nothing else
Some very fine people on both sides….
He’s missing his lioncloth
This is near the top of my list of people/things the world can do without.
Is he playing THAT Oingo Boingo song?
You remember that show when they tried to make this guy write music with the dudes from Biohazard and Anthrax? They deadass should have stuck him in with the Pantera guys. They would have fit right in.
At least he’s not Gary Glitter. That’s something, I suppose.
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Motor City MAGAman
Uncle Ted!
Adopted a child so he could marry her. Genius!
Can we ban any more posts about this guy? I was happily living my life, forgetting this dipshit existed.
Ahegao Ted
Fuck this guy for all the reasons!!!
uj/ Man this guys a cunt what the fuck rj/ can I get a 20piece mcnugget meal?
Ted is an asshat. But he can play guitar.
8 year olds dude
If rob schneider, then jazz This jazz ain't it Figures
https://preview.redd.it/kdcxbifsst7d1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8482d226bfb5d21a6e6ebca68ead6ffc4e8bed This is the only Uncle Ted I recognize
Okay, yes, all the things about Tad Nouget are terrible, but why does he have a reporters pad and pens in the pocket of his blouse? Is he a fuckin nerd?
Proof anybody can pick up guitar.
Is that the redneck guy from kill bill?
That is a thick pickup selector switch...seems overkill
Who is this?
POV you are Courtney Love in sleep paralysis
The guitar is beautiful. Those colors on the flag are so good. And coincidentally I also like witch hat knobs on gibson’s. Great guitar.
Bro, save some pussy for the rest of us.
Top hat knobs? I knew this guy was fuckin soft
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become Ted nugent
He’s jerking off thinking about himself jerking off.
For me it’s the note pad and mechanical pencils. What notes could he possibly need to take during a set?!?!?