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dontmatterdontcare

I'm broke, live in a runned down studio, and am suffering from a rare cancer. Please Ethan can I get like twenty Robux


sparklebinch

OK but my dog died and my cancer is worse than yours... Can I get the money instead?


Revolutionary_Set958

I actually don’t have cancer but i have two broken ankles and a pretty cat so i deserve it more


UsualCircle

I actually have an ugly cat, so i deserve it most


Revolutionary_Set958

No cats are ugly! Prove it now for the money or else


fatherelijasbiomom

im offended on your cat’s behalf


lt_dan_zsu

I have double cancer and live in a closet. My only entertainment is my premium gaming PC, switch, PS5, and series X. Please give me v bucks. I need them more than this guy need robux, and fork knife is a better game.


ifallforeveryone

My cancer has cancer and it made my butthole fallout like that guy you know, but I can make a speedy recovery if you could just pay for this OnlyFans sub for me. I promise it’s just a one time thing, like just one time every month until you get a new card, and then I’m gonna need those deets. Gobless you.


lt_dan_zsu

It's only a 62000 a month habit👉🏻🥺👈🏻


Vivere_fortis

gobbless


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radioflea

Daddy Robux


Writer10

Hey man, you have “the pod to get you through this super tough time.” I mean…seems to work for all the cringe trauma dumpers. 🙄 FAMILY! ❤️


Chinchilla__

Hi guys, I am young and up and coming broke rapper with cancer, and I know that nobody is reading this, but if you want to give me a chance, like nobody does, please check out my soundcloud mixtape.


ElGHTYHD

What about us too broke to afford memberships, like why do the people who can afford it get the financial help 😂 absolute cringe and I wish they would stop giving in


Aggressive-Expert-69

That's actually a strong point. The people who REALLY need money are watching without YouTube premium and frequently choose eating over a membership or a superchat. If you have the disposable income to donate $20 to beg you probably don't need it as bad as you think. Its the h3 version of rich people getting free shit


CBunny9

Also it seems like there’s so many hate watchers in chat, how do they know the person asking for money isn’t a fallen fan or hate watcher


Aggressive-Expert-69

If you're a fallen fan and Ethan gives you money because of your trauma dump you kinda owe it to him to stop hating


MySpiritAnimalSloth

I mean to be fair a lot of those are probably gifted. Not saying you're wrong, just playing devil's advocate.


Mamacitia

EXACTLY


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SunEater810

I sneezed and prolapsed, then a dog bit it. Ethan please, I need one million dollars for my medical bills. If I don't get it I'll die from prolapse dog bite syndrome. Please Ethan.


SunEater810

You have 10 and a half days to comply or the prolapse will double and then it will probably attract a whole pack of dogs who will shred my rectum. You don't want this blood on your hands. Hot, sticky, prolapse dog bite blood.


Mamacitia

Ok that one made me laugh


SunEater810

Prolapsedogbite syndrome is no laughing matter my friend 🤣


clomclom

But if you let it all hang out, maybe you could become HungrierFF and earn millions 🤔?


SunEater810

Prolapse dogbite syndrome is a death sentence without a million dollars cash to sleep on. This was also an accidental sneezeProlapse, I cannot control it.


InsuranceSoft8243

It's a symptom of lupus, have you taken an online quiz?


SunEater810

No I don't need one ChatGPT told me all I needed to know


Satan-o-saurus

That is a uniquely cursed mental image 💀


SunEater810

You're welcome my friend😘


TrashBandit44

When Dan said it was depressing reading through all the hardships it resonated with me. I work in the medical field and it is my job to read through hundreds of referrals, some of which are cancers. The difference is I'm PAID to do this and I have ACCEPTED that as part of my job. Dan, Ethan and the crew are in entertainment not medical.... they never agreed to spend their time sifting through the medical hardships of everyone. I understand people are going through a lot but the podcast is not the place to look for help. It's unfair to exploit Ethan/Hilas generosity and it's not fair to put the crew through reading all these sad stories. With Peace and Love.


clomclom

Please stop. You're exploiting Ethan and Hila's goodwill. I get some of you are probably in a tough place right now, but Dan made a great point. How is it fair for them to just help whoever spams in chat? Come on now. That also doesn't justify trauma dumping to thousands of people. And okay yes maybe Ethan should read before he speaks when it comes to chat, but y'all know our boy Ethan. He's impulsive and it's hard for him to change his habbits.


sparklebinch

The trauma dumping has ruined chat for me tbh. Like of course I feel bad for what ppl are going through, but I think most of us watch the podcast to get away from how horrible the state of the world is. So it comes to a point where it's just a barrage of traumatizing life stories in the comments and it's just too much.


ElGHTYHD

dude fr like save that money for a therapist to tell this shit to, i’m trying to escape the stresses of life not be reminded through your $20 donation


Writer10

And the cringe trauma dumping. WTF is wrong with people?


CommonShift2922

How many individuals has he helped?


poops_tribeca

Can you please donate money to me..? you’ll feel like an asshole if you don’t.


pandab34r

"Can you guys stop the speedrun for a second? My grandma had cancer..."


ElGHTYHD

LMFAO NOO


TakoyakiTaka

"You're ugly. You're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you. Give me $200."


kitkatkate1013

OMG this was exactly the sound bite in my head as well 🤣


Iamtwofaced

It's so trash behavior. Just stop.


Mamacitia

“I pay a monthly membership and am now donating more money to ask you to please give me money” bruh, you’re aware that that’s totally backwards, right?


Fishpiggy

Like why are they spending money on donations for Ethan and Hila and then asking for money back? You could have used that money towards what you need to begin with.


Mediocre_Cat4195

Slap my ankles and call me Mildred. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.


AbbreviationsNew6867

🤣🤣.


what-is-in-the-soup

I just can’t understand the donations asking for money, especially for something really serious. Like…you’re spending $10 to send a message asking for financial help…it makes 0 sense to me? There’s a large chance that Ethan won’t even see that message and you’ve just wasted $10 (and your monthly membership amount) which you could be putting towards the money you require in the first place?


akdigitalism

Reminds me of the if you read this and don’t share within x days this will happen to you.


SwiftTayTay

please guys give me $10,000


Acceptable-Peach-803

Hey guys, with peace and love, I’m going through some very hard times, and i hate to ask you all for this, but I’m in serious need of a vape. I need vape, pls gimme gimme. My reasoning is pls gimme and need pls. I’ll accept any donations, with peace and love ☮️❤️


fieldmousefarts

For some reason I’d respect this more


Acceptable-Peach-803

Like when someone asked Ethan for some weed😭”see that’s understandable”


haveurcakeneatittoo

Agreed.


No-Republic3324

Dude this is what makes me sick about people online. Them and those mr beast leeches that only do good things in hopes they’ll get something back. 🎶Work work work work work . 🎶 btw I get there’s people in need but start a gofundme or something or maybe refer to that instead of just asking for money. :/


13jellybeansupmyass

I got COVID, again, and my butthole fell out. Again. Please can you just send me .25 doge coin plz it's for the donut pillow I need.


CHUD_LIGHT

I’m gonna ask for like 20 bucks


serarrist

Please!!! Y’all are embarrassing, please stop 🛑


fucktysonfoods

My dog ran out of treats. She needs more treats. Can you spare 30$ plz??


Cherrybubblegummmm

Can we get this persons dog some treasures


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If you're from Oklahoma, GET OUT. Oklahomans are NOT welcome here.


clomclom

Oklahoma! the musical?


Mamacitia

Where the wind comes sweeping down the plain?


SweetRanma2008

Damn. I haven’t watch H3 in a while cause I’m busy. Can someone tell me what happened


kentai69420

Ethan gave some money to someone who asked for help in the chat, nothing wrong with it initially until there was a massive influx of people asking for donations in chat and its gotten to be pretty annoying and demanding


Mamacitia

That’s so nuts


mimilou8

To be fair he repeated a lot that he made no promises to actually give them money, just that they would look at the bill lol whatever that means


Aggressive-Expert-69

I haven't watched Friday's episode yet but given the current pattern I'm guessing someone superchatted to trauma dump and ask for money and Ethan gave in again. Just a guess but like I said there's a pattern lately that makes me confident my guess is correct


MiserableCrow1680

Yeah Dan has been the one having to read through tons of messages with people trauma dumping, understandably making it depressing and uncomfortable for him. People are exploiting their goodwill.


Aggressive-Expert-69

Dan should take a stand like Zach did about the 21st birthday shoutouts


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

Seriously it's supposed to be a comedy show not Dr Phil stop trauma dumping your shit it's cringe


Alive_Walrus_8790

I disagree, all superchats should be ALL PANHANDLING FROM NOW ON!!! Cuz why not


La-Zeta

I'm in serious debt because of losing my job after a surgery, and I have never considered asking in chat. In fact I couldn't cause I don't have the money to subscribe.


Good_Lingonberry4718

I was born with glass bones and paper skin Every morning I wake up and I break my arms In the afternoons I break my legs Then I lie awake in bed at night until my heart attacks put me to sleep The only thing that keeps me hopeful is your podcast.. $20,000 would change my life.


jimmy020889

Given that Ethan is a high income earner couldn't he use paying for medical bills as a donation and get some sort of tax relief? So that effectively it's costing him nothing, it's coming off his taxes and a fan benefits? ... But yes, begging during the show is definitely an annoyance


Awkward_Mongoose_211

no its funny af


thatDogGuy19

With peace and love, someone buy me a new computer for Christmas


MySpiritAnimalSloth

Ethan please, last night we let the rizzler talk, even Livvy Dunne was getting rizzed up by Baby Gronk, he said that her Gyyat was so Ohio and Skibidi, Kai Cenat started doing the Griddy. I need 300$ for a Grimace Shake in Fortnite. It is vital.


itsmymedicine

Im bout to drop $5 to super chat Ethan for money to buy a diet sodie


MegatronToilet

For the last year I’ve been suffering from Poopus and Poop lung, please Ethan anything helps.


AmatureContendr

I loved the use of the word panhandling in this post. Seriously though, the next chat panhandler I see is getting arrested on sight.


Cherrybubblegummmm

Agreed. It’s just not fair because a lot of people who have serious medical bills that genuinely can’t afford it aren’t paying for memberships which is the only way anyone would be able to reach out and ask for money. If they wanna help people I totally get that but I feel like maybe they should do something more accessible and random like they did with Covid where they gave out $500 to random people on twitter. There’s also people who need monetary help that don’t feel comfortable getting on a live show and listing out all their struggles in the comments. There’s a billion reasons why that is not the way to go about getting monetary help and I know Ethan wants to be helpful but like I said I feel like randomly generated money giveaways would be way more beneficial than having people panhandle in the chat and it also wouldn’t eat up live show time which is very annoying for people who just wanna watch a fun show.


coolideg

Gotta institute a “no bummers” rule for chat


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pancakes-11

I don’t understand the point of trauma dumping in a podcast live chat. A bit weird. Ethan and the crew don’t owe you anything that’s not their job


pancakes-11

I don’t understand the point of trauma dumping in a podcast live chat. A bit weird. Ethan and the crew don’t owe you anything that’s not their job