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H3Bot4

Sorry for the tech diffs on the first try! ALL RISE......AGAIN!


Fun-Skin-626

Dan really does look like an overworked public defender 😂


Ok_Vermicelli_8344

RIGHT i keep laughing so fucking hard at him😭


_n3ll_

Wait, Dan was there? Could have sworn he just popped in at the end to say there's no pod on Monday...


Awesprens

Dan was the star of the show!


hanbeas

Look at my lawyer Dawgggggg I'm going to jail 😭😫


Erosis

I still had some hope after the 14th phone call, but the 15th really is making me worried.


StopStalkingMeMatt

Don't say that, Ah-din! *\*phone starts ringing deep in briefcase\**


babbybarf

LMAOOOO


Enemia

All because Zach didn't rise the first time


coolyourbeandip

“You’re a pussy, I’m bald”


JFeth

Pussy and Bald, coming to NBC this Fall.


knilchi

"Pussy or not, this is my case, bitches."


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Omfg I am living for Dan as an incompetent lawyer. Holy shit


novemberqueen32

I cracked up when he started vaping


amandabenatti

do you have a timestamp for that? im guessing i missed it 😞


uncannyfeather

Defense Attorney Dan has me absolutely creased and cackling!


itsmymedicine

Let the record show "it is friday baby, woo, fuck yeah!"


MyAnxiousDog

\*banging gavel\* "He needs dick and so do you! Pipe down!"


GarlicJrFanAccount

Absolutely iconic 😭😭 my fave line of the whole ep


oh_reallyy

Dan doing the breathing technique lol 👃🏽


Conscious-Thing-682

Nobody picked up on this joke it had me dying 😭


figuringshitout7

Dan is having the time of his life and it’s so funny


Ghostbitch69420

Okay okay, I always forget how good of an actor dan is until these skits. The queen is so funny.


Mothrasmilk

Can’t do no wrong🫡


GregBirdPerson33

Theatre kid energy


pleasedwithadaydream

He really puts his all into it, so good.


Ehrre

Every one of the H3 crew is so fucking amazing. The longer I watch the more I grow to appreciate each of them for the unique flavor they bring to the H3 Stew.


OrangeLightning7895

The backgrounds, the videos from AB, the intro, the characters, the amount of effort gone into this is genuinely really impressive. I hope it becomes a regular monthly series or something.


spencer5centreddit

I was thinking the same thing, I remember in the old ones, the Power Point Presentations were always prepared by AB and this one was sooo indepth. I thought I had seen it all when it came to Adin being an idiot but nope. My favorite was the guy convincing Adin insane shit about Hitler lmfao


-rosewood

I was watching in my office since Fridays are a ghost town and about choked trying to hold in my laughter at that. Truly insane


missythemartian

the improv between dan, ab, and ethan was phenomenal! really proud of ab for his jokes being heard. you can tell how much work they all put in and it definitely paid off. I feel like we’re going to get some great content now that they have tuesdays to work on these projects


lt_dan_zsu

They did several of them a while back.


OrangeLightning7895

I know I've been begging for it to come back for ages but this level of production is way better than the original series


Acceptable_Welcome_8

Is anyone else just so sick to their stomach about all the misogyny and rape topics that were casually tossed around by loser Adin and those guys on his stream😔😔😔😔 just makes my heart hurt so much that people are just so openly evil and they’re not being challenged on it


EchoBay

Not only that, but millions of young boys are being taught this and are growing up with these mentalities. I genuinely think it's too late. There's too many of these online personalities, and the world is only going to get worse from here.


jfryk

If it makes you feel any better they're all ostracized by their peers. Some of them will change as they grow up.


snowflakebite

When AB made his opening statement and told that story, my heart broke for every single girl and woman in the lives of those kids. I hope that they grow out of it and learn to respect everyone as humans and equals. I’m Gen Z and I know many men in my generation also consume this kind of content, but I just hope to god that less of Gen Alpha consume it.


Bear_Pigs

My heart really hurt when they were directly making fun of that girl for giving herself a 10. There’s something so evil about going in on somebody like that. Kids can be cruel but these cocksuckers are in their 20s. Truly despicable stuff.


awkgem

It was really hard to watch the scene where the girl talks about being sexually assaulted/pressure into sex by one of adins friends while he tried to scare her into retracting it. I was sort of hoping the crew would have stronger words to say about it. It's hard as a woman to constantly see this stuff, I'm sure the women in the crew feel this way too 


crabgrass_attack

i had to skip past a few of the clips because they were just so vile i couldn’t even watch it on trial


curiousdryad

Yeah my bf and I were so grossed out


jaaaaaaack13

I'm a bit sad that the long-awaited Content Court was only two minutes long, however, it really was one of the h3 podcast episodes of all time!


lukeboy

If we’re judging good things that only lasted two minutes…. I’m in big trouble


appleparkfive

Is that part still saved on the finished YouTube video or is it only lost to live stream viewers? Can't pull the video up right now!


Magicman432

Theater kid dan is my favorite Dan-volution


wh1te_r1ce_

Maturing is realizing Dan is the true H3 heart throb


Deep_Ad_2098

He’s always been the heart throb


hotstrawberrytea

always has been


maythrowaway1

yeah


melindaleighh

YUP


coralsmoke

AN ACTUAL GREYHOUND


tablur3

My favorite moment


Awesprens

Seeing all of these clips is depressing AF. It's really bad.


juliaBrightlyy

Sooo much love for AB for going through all that shit doing prep. Episode was super funny, but the clips were horrible


declined-

THE INTRO IS FANTASTIC


notnotdanny

So nice they did it twice!


JFeth

I hope the next phone Dan pulls out is a rotary and then he pulls out an old one from the 1800s to end the gag.


reeblebeeble

Ahaha you called it


No-Captain2685

Ethan's wig looking like he's ready to ride through town yelling "The British are coming!"


local_anesthetic

🎶Hello moto🎶


local_anesthetic

Made me so happy the second time this went off


poison_ive3

Oh my gosh, that's a Nokia ring tone. The nostalgia!


dcs577

Zach killed it with the “and dick too!” Soundbite after they discussed putting George Bush on trial for war crimes. 😅 Meaning his VP Dick Cheney in case anyone didn’t make the connection.


Frequent_Plan6338

That was too good


reeblebeeble

I love it when the stars align for a multilayered soundbite joke, there's nothing so uniquely satisfying to the brain


weednumberhaha

Holy fuck that's clever


WeekendDoWutEvUwant

Every now & then Zach just completely change the meaning of the original sound drop. And I don’t know how his brain puts it together with such quickness but it’s so impressive to me lol It reminds me of how some of the best music producers alter samples from old soul songs & make it sound like completely different words


EchoBay

The only thing that annoys me about this episode thus far, is Ethan continously forgetting how to pause the video. Then getting frustrated every time when the page refreshes. It feels like he's done it hundreds of times, and we're probably only half way through the podcast at this point lol.


musicman3030

What's funny is almost all video players use spacebar as rather universal pause/resume shortcuts. The biggest key on the keyboard, yet he trackpads to click the itty bitty button


lasadgirl

He says later it's because the videos are embedded in power point, that's why he's having trouble. My guess is that he IS used to pressing space bar to pause, but with power point the space bad skips go the next slide.


hollywood_jazz

The only thing that annoys me about this episode is Adin Ross. 


novemberqueen32

I know this is obvious but Adin Ross truly is a piece of shit


Nervous_Pangolin246

“Bailiff, shoot him”


weednumberhaha

hila getting up and walking over was so crazy 🤣


paranoidbby

dans kinda…..


novemberqueen32

Dan is very.


underwritress

okwaaait


mediciii

I was initially skeptical because a.i Ian isn’t part of the legal proceedings anymore but Dan is bringing the heat. His character & accent changing like 3 times is hilarious.


New_Ad1592

dan has never looked good 🔥


amandabenatti

this always gets me ffs


Avent

Dan keeps confidently saying stupid shit (clearly intending as a joke that he's a bad lawyer with bad arguments) and then Ethan is like, "...true."


Paves911

Dan is absolutely killing it, like always. So glad they had him be the defense attorney for Adin!


Amyhsp

Dan is slayyyyyyying


Milnow

As much as I miss AI Ian, Dan is killing it!


cessd23

Words cannot express the gratitude I feel that this content court is not on beavo.


omgwutd00d

Dog we got damn near a content court as long in this Wednesday on Beaver.


cessd23

Which is exactly why I’m glad this wasn’t about him.


maiwandacle

Dan is amazing this whole episode.


WhispersOfOxenfurt

YOU BETTER FEAR HILA


wh1te_r1ce_

Ok Dan I see you


footsoldierfupatrupa

i miss AI ian so bad


TheRealTaliaGhoul

Ok but XcQ read that statement so clearly. I understood ever word! 👏🏻


sturla-tyr

Man what a kangaroo court, the judge is doing the prosecution 👀


Latetothegame29

It’s such a sham. Aiden should appeal.


carissadraws

Dan’s voice getting more accented and annoying as the video goes on is so funny


Medical_Jury_3866

Can Bella Simmons please come on the pod how is she always donating so much money


Patrick-Vapeman

I would actually really love to hear a call in from her if she's comfortable with that. She's SO generous and supportive nearly every stream.


hollywood_jazz

Unfortunately Bella Simmons is actually just a cover to funnel money to the show from Mossad, the CIA, George Soros, and the Malaysian Royal families. 


curiousdryad

We need to know what she does cus, wtf how


FabulousConsequence6

I’m taking the bar exam next week so I’m justifying watching this by using it to study what not to do lol 🫡


kymshasa

ngl this was hard to watch because of how much adin sucks. like, i hate that he has any amount of fame for how terrible he is.


niki_kuki

Dan and AB lookin 🥵🔥🔥


xXBruceWayne

“Opposing counsel taught me a new technique the other day 😤😤😤😤” 💀


iaminthesky

That took me out 💀


skiplogic

Dan ripping clouds omg


PotatoZealousideal31

great intro first time seeing it too!!!


rosesandtea43bc

Me: a law school student who just accepted a public defender role after graduating, and watches the pod on Fridays to destress Dan: *stereotypical PD* Breaking my heart y’all


AlanAldasVoice

Congratulations!! Best of luck to you on the bar exam! If it’s the MultiState and you need any advice, please feel free to reach out! Passed my state in 2021! 😁


rosesandtea43bc

Aww, thanks! Yes I’m taking multi state at the end of July. You’re so kind, much appreciated!


Latetothegame29

Good luck!


Making-biscuits-cat

Good luck! Rooting for you!😀 🙋‍♀️


BeExcellentPartyOn

I don't mind the concept of Content Court despite preferring the variety of normal episodes, but watching 3 hours of Adin Ross is genuinely nightmare difficulty.


laughsabit

Devil's advocate, anyone worth doing a content court on is gonna be hard to watch ✌️ & ❤️


Worried-Employee9698

the episode is so good but genuinely hard for me to get through bc Adin is so disgusting beyond a point I ever knew (I only ever knew of him from the pod). It's been giving me so much anxiety knowing he has millions of people watching and makes millions from acting the way he does


MyAnxiousDog

It's honestly a great episode, but I've been having to watch it in chunks because I hate watching Adin Ross fr


likeclockworkk

I just don’t think he’s interesting enough to warrant an entire episode 😭


OrangeLightning7895

Disagree, I actually didn't know a lot of this stuff and I've been watching their coverage of Adin for years.


omgwutd00d

Same, I never knew how disgusting and vile he’s gotten since getting kicked off Twitch.


Youcancallmelc

Dan’s commitment to character really makes up for the disappointment of not seeing him uniform


UsedFood8130

God damnit Dan is so funny


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Quote of the episode: “Act black, pussy!” Either that or “Can you tell this pussy to shut up?”


domoperdomo

I can’t 😂😂😂 the gun hahahahah already a banger episode


lancelot40

HELLO MOTO


alrightyaphroditie

“Okay. Sustained…I don’t know what that means” amazing 😭


Unequivocally_Maybe

Ethan is 100% wrong about "the voice". Dan's affectation as part of his beleaguered public defender role was absolutely gold. The phone gag was hilarious, too. I love how into character Dan was.


ParaSocialGumShoe

Dan deserves an Oscar.


mdkidd42

Police officer Hila has me about to commit a crime 🥵


deletedpearl

(Lil Wayne noises) MISSUS OFFICER 💕😩🤤


Lanky-Lingonberry392

Ok but Dan looks so good 🔥


SaraGranado

I miss AI Ian. And in that topic, was the AI presentation Ian's last power point?


princepaulie

Hila is so funny in this episode, why is no one talking about it?


jesus_said_chill1

I hope they make more of these and also bring back AI Ian with Dan as well! 🙏


xXBruceWayne

I’m late to the stream and just started but I’m dying 😂😂 Ethan’s dead pan “it’s Friday baby fuck yea woo” has me in tears


mysteryquackman

So many good sound bites from Dan can come from this. “Get outta hereeee!”


brigister

this episode is why this podcast is on another fucking level than anyone else on YouTube


Daisy_Dottie

I can’t believe *Dan* of all people committed to that accent for 4 hours.


honestypen

The robes of justice were caught in the stream.


hyyh420

listening to dan trying to keep that vague accent going was so fun


Conscious-Thing-682

The one I haven’t seen anyone mention: “Ok defense, act black” *immediately goes to button screen* 😭


Sorry_Ad475

Pepper spraying Joey Salads in the face did way more for civil rights than Adin Ross has ever done. 💀


cakesarelies

The bullying hitler portion was comedy gold.


YahYahY

Wait I don’t understand, isn’t Ethan supposed to be the judge, and be like impartial until the prosecution or defense proves to him otherwise? He seems to be explaining all the evidence, with a clear opinion on the matter of the entire time.


shakethatbubblebut

I know, I’m beginning to think he might not be a real judge 


humorouss

lol I just noticed the audience 😂


The_Pixel_Knight

Just tuned in. Is Ethan wearing Mrs. Doubtfire's wig?


lannykc

As someone who was bullied by their brother growing up, the clips of Adin convincing fans to harass and assault family members were really hard to watch. (Also all the other clips of this awful person). I really appreciate the attention H3 has given to Adin and his incredibly toxic content!!! 👏Makes me scared to think of all the young boys who are harassing people in their life bc of sh*t Adin tells them.


Hormiga95

There are no words to describe how amazed I'm by this. I'm a big fan of the podcast but for some reason I didn't watch the past CC episodes, I really don't know why, I decided to watch this one because I rarely skip an episode. I was shocked because I was not expecting such good content. This is superb. You can really hear, see and feel all the love and hard work and the desire to deliver a good product behind the scenes. I love this channel so much and I'm so saddened to see how little attention they get in the grand scheme of Youtube, they deserve so much more. What a class act of work, team work, comedy, writing, visual, production. This is what sets H3 apart from other podcasts. They are really and truly the best in the biz. Peace and love.


Deep_Ad_2098

I definitely recommend watching the past content courts since you haven’t!


jesus_said_chill1

I love your comment so much, it's so wholesome 🤗 Yeah and the podcast definitely deserves more attention, they truly give their all, although it's still highly popular, as it should be 😌 Family 🤍


Honsue

Shout out to the crew for all the research and work that went into this. We're only 30 mins in and it's already one of my top 5 episodes. Dan is killing me!


ForgetfulLucy28

This makes me so worried for young women. The embrace of misogyny and flat out rape culture by these “influencers” is such a serious problem.


reeblebeeble

It's so depressing :( I can barely watch it


sewerblonde

I can't believe Dan caused that Pile of Shoes....


DrZalost

Every time Zach used the "W" I laughed so hard. Because of the echo in the sound, it totally sounded like he was there in the courtroom shouting "W" from the bench.


AcceptableCricket429

I enjoyed Ethan mistaking hearsay for heresy


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egguuu

Dan reminds me of that one Pheonix wright lawyer in the first case


Subject_Papaya_8195

Wait, Coffeezilla would be a killer guest, get him on the show rn


Accomplished-Sinks

Peethan and the Robes of Just-piss


Patrick-Vapeman

Dan has been having FUN these last few streams and I love to see it! He's been more giggly and silly lately, and he was fully committed to the PD bit today. I also know the theatre kid in Olivia must've been living for the performance. Those moments of levity were also a nice distraction from the deeply disturbing Adin content.


miklejones

So it’s time to just admit it. It’s time to give the podcast to Dan. Ethan is old and his jokes are old. Dan is where it’s AT! He’s the QUEEN!


ItsYon

If we’re gonna have different crew members be the defense every ep then we have to have Olivia do the next one. She would act the fuck out of that


Taint-tastic

All this hype and its just fucking aiden ross?!?! They covered him so much already theres not really a need for it. Wouldve rathered someone we havent really seen on the show or a political commentator or something. (Intro and set is sick as fuck tho)


AwaySample663

I fully disagree. I got the impression that he was an obnoxious hateful streamer but I was pretty blown away by how mentally unwell he is, how angry he is, and how deep in he is on these problems. But maybe you're assuming that everyone is as well read on this goblin as you may have been before this show


jackedwardzeiss

Yea Dan, respect our time


LividAssignment7058

Wait… wtf happened? It says video got removed when tried to watch.


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We back baby


Dinglehopper21

Dan should pull an Austin Butler and get stuck in his accent.


Trackgirl123

Dan taking on the persona of Guliani has me DYING 😂


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2 new podiums for Ethan to break


thatbtchshay

"that is a hairless accusation" "Would you bully Hitler" Dan's accent This episode is legendary


gemin-high

why is nobody talking about when dan made a joke about how AB clears his nose. ABs reactions was so funny


Superesearch

heresy


INeedAndesMints

This is bliss! I missed court so much!


poison_ive3

Moishe Swerdlove!


aerodeck

Judge Klein said Andrew Tate probably drives a 1995 Prius but the first generation of the Toyota Prius was released in Japan in 1997 and in North America in 2000. Judge Klein is an idiot!


amandabenatti

Can you tell this pussy to shut up?????


humorouss

I feel like a hater ass bitch saying this but I wish this would've been another day, I miss real after dark 🥲


there_is_always_more

The SA misogyny segment is so fucking sick


PacketOverload

This whole episode was a masterpiece, I can’t believe this content is free.


princessohio

This is easily a top 5 episode for me and it’s not even close to done lmao. I love lawyer Dan and AB


deletedpearl

Ethan is very low energy today, I know he's sick, but hoooo boy


Exciting_Proposal_31

Wait wheres AI Ian???


captdel_

oh my god we are eating good tonight


appleparkfive

Lean is such a weird drug to get into. I know it's a side point but yeah Codeine is like the weakest of the painkillers, but they charge crazy money for it on the streets in the US. In a lot of other countries you just talk to a pharmacist and they give it to you and pay 10 dollars Not downplaying addiction, but it's an interesting thing where addiction meets marketing, of all things lol


TheocraticAtheist

I'm so glad this is back. As much as I love the talk show format, Ethan and the crew are beyond talented at doing skits and bits.


Hadouken1985

This episode made me love Dan so much more. He's so hot 🥰


Latenightmarauderr

I can’t express house foul Aiden is, I know there are so many goofs but so many of those clips were almost unwatchable (especially where he is enabling horrific comments about rape). Thanks to the team for all the work on this!!!


PrestigiousBend5461

I’m really impressed by the effort put into this episode. Respect was given to the court. BUT this did not feel like revolutionary remarks. It almost felt like an Adin Ross worst of compilation – it’s all stuff we’ve seen on the show before.


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dches91

Dan played the part too well


Breezyyy_x

Dan better get a steamy for his performance 👏 so good !