I was also on the team. I was asked to discreetly leave a couple rolls of paper towels in their suite. Where you may ask? By the bathroom door. When I asked him if he meant toilet paper instead he just showed me his tattoo and I forgot all about the toilet paper question. Nice guy.
I just love the idea that a person going to a game has a green room for what, before they put on their performance of enjoying their time there? Highly regarded OP needs to touch grass on the 50 yard line.
I was working checkouts at Ralphs and can confirm this.
It really stood out how flustered they where with the purchase. Because he mentioned the client insisted they purchase using penny's only and they were apologising profusely.
Ask me anything.
I saw Ethan Klein at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnāt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, āOh, like youāre doing now?ā
I was taken aback, and all I could say was āHuh?ā but he kept cutting me off and going āhuh? huh? huh?ā and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like āSir, you need to pay for those first.ā At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually āto prevent any electrical infetterence,ā and then turned around and winked at me. I donāt even think thatās a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Idk if you made this up or if itās copypasta or a reference to the show or what but this is the most beautiful piece of creative writing that Iāve read in literal years.
I'd love to take credit for it, but it's reached ancient meme status at this point. It still hits tho
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta
I work at McDonalds and they made me put on Teddy Fresh before I could take their order and Ethan got me fired because we were out of diet sodie, even though I complimented his 2 different tattoos of the same dog.
This isn't an inside joke! I read this about a celeb asking to have a barber on a recent styling team the other day but he was bald, so it seemed like a weird request. I can't remember who it was, and now it's killing me.
Itās a bad joke. As per below commenter, OP took a post about the rock and literally only replaced him and his wife with Ethan and Hila. At least change some of the details to make it funny. Otherwise Iām not sure what the point of this post was.
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Iām not really the arbiter of copy pastas but I think usually you would change the subject matter to be a little more related, something like
āI work in entertainment, and I wanted to share my experience working with Ethan.
When Ethan and his wife, Hila Klein, were guests at a local Dennys, I was part of the team that helped him and his team securely into the booth.
Before dinner, Ethan requested Coke Zero because the restaurantās beverage partner was Pepsi and only had Diet Pepsi. I had to go to Ralph's and purchase a large 12 pack of Coke Zero (is it cool to get sodies personally for Ethan?).ā And so on.
> Iām not really the adjudicator of copy pastas but I think usually you would change the subject matter to be a little more related, something like āI work in sports entertainment, and I wanted to share my experience working with Hila. When Hila and her husband, Ethan Klein, were guests at a local Cracker Barrel, I was part of the team that helped her and his team securely into the table. Before dinner, Ethan requested RC Cola because the restaurantās beverage partner was Dr. Pepper and only had Diet Dr. Pepper. I had to go to Circle K and purchase a large 12 pack of RC Cola (is it cool to get pop personally for Ethan?).ā And so forth.
Just wait until Ethan finds out what your QB did, youāre done for buddy. A line will be drawn in the sand and you will have to pick between being Family or a fan of a poverty franchise. Choose wisely bucko
> Just wait until Ethan finds out what your QB did, youāre done for buddy.
I'm sorry Big Ben fan, but you have no room to talk. Your lack of oxygen is giving you Alzheimer's.
That orr you find a funny time to reply with it, or a funny scenario to insert it. Usually what makes them funny is youāre not expecting it, but it can be applied. Sometimes you change things, sometimes you donāt. But just reposting another persons post as your own post, except changing the names, to me thereās no creativity, no element of surprise and mostly itās just not interesting or funny in any way.
Thank you. I just find it lazy/not entertaining. Itās not like I missed the joke.
I guess others disagree, which is fine, but pretty surprising to me. This is entertainment? This is humor? The guy literally just reposted another guys entire post.
Iām familiar with copy pastas. This isnāt how itās done.
Give him my regards did you take ozempic?
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This made me laugh out loud. This is going to be my favorite quote for a while.
If you change this to a Dodgers game itād be more believable
Happened at Denny's
I was also on the team. I was asked to discreetly leave a couple rolls of paper towels in their suite. Where you may ask? By the bathroom door. When I asked him if he meant toilet paper instead he just showed me his tattoo and I forgot all about the toilet paper question. Nice guy.
Were you the groomer on the team? Or was that James Charles?
True and confirmed
It makes sense Hila wanted to work out during the game... She's prepping for that divorce
I just love the idea that a person going to a game has a green room for what, before they put on their performance of enjoying their time there? Highly regarded OP needs to touch grass on the 50 yard line.
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r/wooosh
I was working checkouts at Ralphs and can confirm this. It really stood out how flustered they where with the purchase. Because he mentioned the client insisted they purchase using penny's only and they were apologising profusely. Ask me anything.
Did you get a good whiff at the stench Ethan left after shaking OP's hand?
It did linger, I also actually recall the hand print residue left on OPs hand while they counted the pennies.
I saw Ethan Klein at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didnāt want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, āOh, like youāre doing now?ā I was taken aback, and all I could say was āHuh?ā but he kept cutting me off and going āhuh? huh? huh?ā and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like āSir, you need to pay for those first.ā At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually āto prevent any electrical infetterence,ā and then turned around and winked at me. I donāt even think thatās a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Idk if you made this up or if itās copypasta or a reference to the show or what but this is the most beautiful piece of creative writing that Iāve read in literal years.
I'd love to take credit for it, but it's reached ancient meme status at this point. It still hits tho https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-saw-flying-lotus-in-a-grocery-store-copypasta
Did he fill the Fiji water bottle back up when he was done and ask you to discard?
Brave
I work at McDonalds and they made me put on Teddy Fresh before I could take their order and Ethan got me fired because we were out of diet sodie, even though I complimented his 2 different tattoos of the same dog.
Can confirm. I was the bottle of water
Dude made me throw his pee out once before.
The barber didnt happen to be Jeff Wittek?
Did he make you scan the fijis individually to avoid electrical interfetterance?
Ok Ethanā¦
We got em folks!
> a barber and a groomer "they never use" Sounds about like if Charlie Day got famous.
would the groomers name happen to be james?
But did he fart?
False, Ethan never leaves the house
I donāt blame him Aquafina and Dasani are fucking disgusting.
Did he pee in the water bottles?
They were the only bottle he DIDN'T pee in
Iām out of the loop is this satire? Iām guessing Iām missing about half a dozen inside jokes here right?
Itās a story about the rock but theyāve replaced the rock and his wife with famous YouTuber personalities Ethan and Hila Klein of h3h3productions
Ok yep that makes way more sense. Tks.
This isn't an inside joke! I read this about a celeb asking to have a barber on a recent styling team the other day but he was bald, so it seemed like a weird request. I can't remember who it was, and now it's killing me.
Wait a minute. I know this guy.
Everyone knows Ethanās not a sports guy
I feel like there's a joke I'm missing
Itās a copy pasta from a few days ago somewhere else. Replace Ethan with The Rock and that was the original post
Got it, guess I missed the original post lol. Thanks for explaining x
Itās a bad joke. As per below commenter, OP took a post about the rock and literally only replaced him and his wife with Ethan and Hila. At least change some of the details to make it funny. Otherwise Iām not sure what the point of this post was.
Pictures or it didn't happen
Not everyone walks around shoving their phone in peoples faces
This isn't real is a copy paste
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You lost me at barber and groomer.
At least use some creativity, damn. Literally copy paste and only changed their names. What is even the point?
r/whoosh
Not really a whoosh, dudes just saying it was a super lazy attempt at a copy pasta.
That's generally how a copy pasta works? Usually you just replace the name of the person, don't you?
Iām not really the arbiter of copy pastas but I think usually you would change the subject matter to be a little more related, something like āI work in entertainment, and I wanted to share my experience working with Ethan. When Ethan and his wife, Hila Klein, were guests at a local Dennys, I was part of the team that helped him and his team securely into the booth. Before dinner, Ethan requested Coke Zero because the restaurantās beverage partner was Pepsi and only had Diet Pepsi. I had to go to Ralph's and purchase a large 12 pack of Coke Zero (is it cool to get sodies personally for Ethan?).ā And so on.
> Iām not really the adjudicator of copy pastas but I think usually you would change the subject matter to be a little more related, something like āI work in sports entertainment, and I wanted to share my experience working with Hila. When Hila and her husband, Ethan Klein, were guests at a local Cracker Barrel, I was part of the team that helped her and his team securely into the table. Before dinner, Ethan requested RC Cola because the restaurantās beverage partner was Dr. Pepper and only had Diet Dr. Pepper. I had to go to Circle K and purchase a large 12 pack of RC Cola (is it cool to get pop personally for Ethan?).ā And so forth.
Normally Iād say thatās a beautiful rendition of my comment, but youāre a browns fan so eat shit nerd.
An entire thread proving mouth breathing yinzers can't read and comprehend.
Just wait until Ethan finds out what your QB did, youāre done for buddy. A line will be drawn in the sand and you will have to pick between being Family or a fan of a poverty franchise. Choose wisely bucko
> Just wait until Ethan finds out what your QB did, youāre done for buddy. I'm sorry Big Ben fan, but you have no room to talk. Your lack of oxygen is giving you Alzheimer's.
That orr you find a funny time to reply with it, or a funny scenario to insert it. Usually what makes them funny is youāre not expecting it, but it can be applied. Sometimes you change things, sometimes you donāt. But just reposting another persons post as your own post, except changing the names, to me thereās no creativity, no element of surprise and mostly itās just not interesting or funny in any way.
Thank you. I just find it lazy/not entertaining. Itās not like I missed the joke. I guess others disagree, which is fine, but pretty surprising to me. This is entertainment? This is humor? The guy literally just reposted another guys entire post. Iām familiar with copy pastas. This isnāt how itās done.
Lol the point went over your head clearly
Right. The point beingā¦ be boring?