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mabec

Yeay, you got a subscriber


cushionedPillowCase

Umbilical cord subscriber on a 9 month plan (ad-free)


Cosmic-Princesa

LMAO


throwaway-dumpedmygf

Ok, if this isnt on the fucking cake i swear


wnr3

LMAO


Major-Ad-1894

Should not have opened these comments in a waiting room full of people 💀💀💀💀


jalopp

I just died lmao


Prize_Rabbit

Hahaha


No-Chef6892

Congratulations on getting pregnant wooo baby fuck yeah wooo


Cosmic-Princesa

Fuck yeah baby woo


Merdoc83

I can actually hear it.


Breezyyy_x

Uh-MAZING


dankestTimeline69

I always wanted to be an uncle. Fuck baby wooooooooh!


icket123

If Ethan can be a parent. Anyone can


Helpful_catwnoears

Lmao this was truly inspirational


Rulerofhyrule

No fr when the vape nation guy announced he was having a kid for the first time I was a bit shook


ben125125

*if Ethan can be an amazing parent, anyone can be an amazing parent


Cosmic-Princesa

LMAO


YanniCanFly

Happy cake day


Primary_Progress_478

Happy 🎂 Day!!


icket123

Thanks? I didn’t even know tbh


tablur3

Yo! Congrats!! I run parenting support groups in my area and let me just go ahead and plug how important and helpful support groups can be for new parents!! Look for some in your area and if you can't find any postpartum support international is a good organization to check out!


Cosmic-Princesa

I’m in Tucson AZ :)


tablur3

Ask your OB about centering groups! And I've heard of Tuscan moms group too!


Cosmic-Princesa

I will🥺♥️ my first appointment is later in june


SevvenofNine

Congrats fellow AZ H3’er 🥳 I’m in Chandler, AZ & a mom to 2 toddlers myself


Cosmic-Princesa

Aww 🥺♥️ this pregnancy is my second I’m so happy


Paddyqualified

Foopa Troopa junior. Congrats!


Cosmic-Princesa

Omg I love that 🤣


domoperdomo

🖐️👊🖐️👊🖐️👊🖐️ girlie we LOVE you


Cosmic-Princesa

I needed that so bad 🥺♥️


domoperdomo

♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️


Barewithhippie

*in Drake’s sound bite voice* Congratulations!


theclawl1ves

Welcome to the foot soldier parents club!


radagastrabbit

OMG CONGRATULATIONS 🎉


zethrus87

Congrats!!!! Omg time to go shopping girl!!! Baby clothes are always so freakin cute!!


mk_gmbl

Congrats! FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY


RepresentativeAir900

Family


GeliRoll

Shout out to your family ✌🏽❤️ Welcome to motherhood!


ichbineinsatanist

OMG, congratulations! You're gonna do great!


Cosmic-Princesa

I’m so happy and excited!🥺


johns27261

Yay!!! A baby foot soldier, I'm due in a few weeks. Welcome to the crew!!! Congrats!!!


Cosmic-Princesa

Aww!!! Congrats!!! How beautiful. My estimated date is January 2025


johns27261

Awww yay us!!! Congrats to you. What a beautiful way to bring in the new year 😍


Zmargo702

Now if people ask when you found out, you can say “it was in June this year”.


pbrandpearls

Congratulations!! Soon you should be able to look for your bumper subreddit! It’s usually like “march2025bumps” and it’ll go private after a couple months.


Cosmic-Princesa

Aw good idea !!!


hummoftheinsects

Yes! I joined the July & August 2023 groups! My due date was July 30th and my son was born August 3rd! He's almost 10 months now 🥰


Ok_Committee_8091

Congratulations! Welcome to motherhood!!


beermeimavandal

Pregnamily!


star_keroppi

More family!!! Congrats! So excited for you ❤️❤️


flootytootybri

Awww yay! Family!


Cosmic-Princesa

I’m so sorry if this was not the place to post it :(


skulldragon3200

I might be stupid, but that doesn't seem to say pregnant?


Cosmic-Princesa

The line in the back is a sign of HCG being detected. HCG only shows when pregnant ♥️🥺


TheWaterSommelier

Congratulations!


Ravenstag101

Congratulations, Family! ♡


ZachryMedearis

Congrats!


Cosmic-Princesa

🥺♥️


jennysdreaming

Congratulations!!!


Amazing_Rub_1437

CONGRATS! 🎉


likethedishes

Congrats!!!!!!


Gob_Bluth420

Congratulations!!!! Keep up the good work. Proud of you!


opossumranch

[yay!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/852/210/260)


Able-Parsley1654

Maybe Teddy and Bruce will have a podcast one day and our kids will watch them. Creating the future family.


ellalop26

Congratulations!! What a beautiful blessing


vancycl

Congrats fam! 🎉


Prize_Rabbit

A new tiny foot soldier 🫡 ❤️❤️


zanaxtacy

Congratulations!


WholeRecognition1425

Congratulations!!!


GloryGloryHallelupus

Congratulations🥹 I had my daughter in October last year. Building our new generation of foopa troopas


Cosmic-Princesa

Aww!!! Congrats!!!!


DiscoBandit45

Congrats girlie!! 🥳 🖐👊🖐👊🖐👊🖐


sugarbutt-buttercup

Congratulations 🥲


Gutpunch

Very cool and good :)


Mamacitia

Congrats!!!! I’m in my first trimester also!!!!


Cosmic-Princesa

Bless you! I am hoping for a peaceful journey for you! I don’t know how far along I am, I’m assuming 5-8 weeks but don’t know! My appt is in late June 🥺♥️


Mamacitia

Yaaas twinning! I’m 11 weeks. Baby #1, no idea what I’m doing. 


Cosmic-Princesa

Awwww🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ! We about the same! Yours might be here late dec I think? And mine maybe early Jan ?


Mamacitia

Due date is Dec 18! Naturally my baby would pick the most hectic time possible to be born. 


Cosmic-Princesa

My first born was born on 12/20/19!!!! It most def is a hectic time lemme tell you that!!!


Mamacitia

¡Buena suerte, princesa!


MegatronToilet

Okay but have you setup their membership yet? The clock is ticking…


EconomyTightSeat

Will we get baby updates?


Cosmic-Princesa

🥺🥺🥺🥺 I would but im getting some comments that are annoyed by me


not2convinced

I'm sorry to hear you don't have any close family to tell the news to. It will be hard raising the kid on your own. Many people will try to tell you it's not that bad, so I just want to let you know that what you are doing is very strong and brave, and hard to do. Most moms have family and friends that are there from day one to help. Those moms that dont are going through a lot and people don't even realize or care. Stay strong. Congratulations.


Cosmic-Princesa

Thank you so much. My mom ex communicated me for nothing. Life has been hard and it’s been a month since I last talked to her,


Riffder

Well, congratulations! I hope you have an easy and enjoyable pregnancy. :D I'm currently with the future mother of my son in the hospital waiting for the inevitable. I warn you, it is a rollercoaster you can't get off, once it's set in motion. But in the end, it will all be worth it :) (I hope so)


pilutray

Love that for you girlie!!! ✋🏼👊🏼✋🏼


lukeboy

congrats 😊 i used to watch h3 with my younger siblings (some i had to raise myself due to age difference) shoutout to your family!!


SampleFirm952

Congrats, you will have a new close family member in 9 months, by the grace of God. May you and your baby be happy and healthy.


Cosmic-Princesa

Thank you so so much!


mchychym

You have been gifted a 9 month subscription.


Cosmic-Princesa

😂😂


gothx_moth

Congratulations OP 🥰


ap2patrick

Ditto! Me and my wife found out 3 weeks ago. Shes now 8 weeks in! She was misdiagnosed with endometriosis and was on birth control and all kinds of shit. Finally started seeing an endocrinologist and find out there nothing really wrong with her except slightly low levels of testosterone… Of course the silver lining of her being misdiagnosed for years is that she’s OK and after a year of being natural I knocked her up!


Cosmic-Princesa

Congratulations!!!!!!!! It’s gonna be a beautiful journey! Praying for a happy healthy pregnancy ♥️


ap2patrick

Ditto!


Aisleen1989

Awww congratulations!! I’m so happy for you 🥳 parenthood is the most amazing thing ❤️


Additional-Slice-678

Congratulations!!! 😍


Meepsicle4life

Congratulations!!! How exciting!


NiceRabbit

YOOOO CONGRATULATIONS


Solid_brazy

Congratulations


k_rudd_is_a_stallion

congratulations fam! 🎉 very exciting news, im glad you shared ❤️💕


FunnyManHandsomeJord

congrats!!!


EconomyTightSeat

Is the father an h3 boy?


Cosmic-Princesa

He loves H3 (also he’s my husband. Heheheh)


bandkid963

Yall are such attention seekers and idk why the mods let it happen. This isn’t H3 related, so why is it in the sub? And then yall complain about depressing donations when yall fuel this kind of stuff on Reddit.


suchr_

It’s super wholesome, but I have to agree. I feel like there should be an ‘h3 family’ subreddit or something to post this type of thing.. cuz it’s cool to share and happy for OP, but wrong sub. Edit: I just made it actually, I’ll post up when I get everything set up nice ✨


omgwutd00d

Harsh reality but it’s true. I’m happy for OP and all but this is literally just how the sub gets turned into Facebook.


bandkid963

Yeah it just feels overly parasocial. Like not only caring about everyone on the crew, caring about random fellow fans they’ve never met. It’s just odd


Helpful_catwnoears

I won’t agree or disagree if it’s the wrong sub but I don’t think it’s odd. What’s wrong with sharing positive news with a community of people with a similar interest? I see it as harmless, and sweet if anything.


bandkid963

As I said to someone else, it reeks parasocial. You don’t know anyone here and they don’t know you


Cosmic-Princesa

I’m sorry


Helpful_catwnoears

Don’t be sorry. You didn’t do anything wrong


Helpful_catwnoears

Congrats Family 🎉


sillylilpeppermint

FAMILY!


litdonut4

fuck baby wooooo congrats!!!


AsuCyberGhoul

Fuck baby congrats to your family FUCK


happyskating2000

Congrats!! Woo baby! Fuck!


MFsquidj

Thought you had corona


Cosmic-Princesa

Omgggg thankfully no


Ghost_of_Frenemies11

CONGRATS🎉🥳🍾🎁


Leading-Goose-5734

HELL YEAH LETS GOOOO!!!


SiTnOn

Left on Top Shelf


brxttymxddie

THATS AMAZING YAAAAYYY


radishbooty

What exciting news!!! Congratulations! Best wishes to you and your new little crotch goblin! 🫶🏻🥹


niagaemoc

Woo hoo congrats on the new fupa trupa!


skylarbontampon

i just had my first baby in april!! it’s a wild ride but so amazing. congrats!!🥳


Cosmic-Princesa

Congratulations!!!!!!! 🥺♥️


BaeBritt

Congratulations!!!


Beppiequint

FAMILY FAMILY


mojotoodopebish

Congratulations!!!


talkischeaps

Congratulations!


Lory6N

FAMILY!


Lru024

If you are happy, I am do happy for you. Congratulations mama!


vannahrt22

Talk to me baby


desumetaru

Congrats!!


Horror_East_2609

Congrats, I can't until I'm finally a father


katherinethemediocre

congrats! 💖


shittoshower

Auguri!! 🫶


conk311

Congrats!!!! Family ❤️


8nick6

Family + Family


ImpoliteMongoose

Family !


SomethingInAirwaves

Shout out to your growing family!! I hope you have a healthy and peaceful pregnancy/delivery ✌️♥️


ApatheticWallaby

Hell yes!!!! Mama of 4 here, (all csections) if you have any questions or need tips! HMU


Turbulent-Jello-

Family ❤️ 💙


HelaArt

Congratulations! So happy for you .All the best as you embark on the most fulfilling, wondrous journey of all.


Simple_Marketing7454

CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You’re about to start an amazing journey in your life and the family you have here, we will all support you FAMILY!!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️


mommadotco15

Infant


hummoftheinsects

Ahww, congratulations!!! I had my son on August 3rd last year, and he's almost 10 months now! How exciting!!!


AbrocomaNo2917

We just welcomed our Foopa Troopa Jr a few weeks ago! Congrats! Woo baby fuck yeah!


Kissmytaters15

Congratulations! Fuck yeah baby fuck! WOOOOOO! FAMILY!


InevitableJazzlike92

Yess yay!!!


Not-that-CJ

That is so CRAZY!


MariahsMakeup

WAMILY


bluntbaddie777

Congrats!!! FAMILY


piperpepperoni

Congratulations! I’m 22 weeks right now, wishing you a healthy pregnancy and delivery 😊


Cosmic-Princesa

Thank you!!!! Wishing you a healthy pregnancy too!


Nutterbunny

Name the baby Oliver or Olive.


Kikanolify

Congratulations!!!


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Pretend-Statement-76

yayyy!!! new member of the h3 fam incoming


Advanced-Case-7687

Shoutout to his family!!


Peaceandfupa

Whooo congrats on getting fucked baby whooo!! This lady got creampied whoooooo


Low-Resource9185

congratulations 🥹 i love babies!!! (im a nanny i swear im not weird)


Agitated-Patient6945

God bless both you and the future kid 🗿 👍


Odd_Environment_3618

That sucks. One more kid born onto this dying planet so they can struggle and suffer and be traumatized just to feed your ego. Wow what a 🌟blessing🌟


Informal-IT-Dude

Wow, you must be fun to hang out with… (I don’t want kids myself btw)


croqueticas

What a fucking vile thing to say. Would you have said that to her face?  


yeahimeantthat_

Why don’t you help us out so we could have one less?


succubus1024

You definitely don't belong in this sub. Go spread your self loathing elsewhere.


cheeseleo

Found the guy who doesn’t fuck. Look at this dry dick bastard in all his suffering.


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No-Yam6355

Why dont the creators for Palestine also do a creators for the climate crisis? Fund protests or something? Genuine question. I am for both causes but it would be nice to see more awareness for the environment, and considering how much money these creators are making. I feel like we could make a difference if we all came together like we’re doing for this genocide.


Friendly-Marketing46

Wooo yea! Someone came in you and you got pregnant like biologically that happens! Woo ya! The world is on fire and you decided to bring new life in it 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️


Helpful_catwnoears

Shut up weirdo you’re rude as hell


Friendly-Marketing46

Rude as hell= honest as hell 😛😛😛


succubus1024

Oh...yikes. You definitely don't belong in this sub.


Friendly-Marketing46

I’m not complaining about OP or making fun of them. Simply stating the facts


succubus1024

Oh be fucking foreal lmao if you're gonna be an asshole stick to your guns at least. Don't start trying to clarify your intent after people call you out for being an asshole, it's almost worse somehow.


Friendly-Marketing46

Okay I’m sorry I don’t mean it I’m just pullin ya chain ⛓️‍💥 different flavors


Friendly-Marketing46

Okay I’m sorry I don’t mean it I’m just pullin ya chain ⛓️‍💥 different flavors


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Gross. What about the father. How about you tell him.


Cosmic-Princesa

You didn’t have to be rude , what’s wrong with you?