Oh, you're talking about that post? Then maybe you should've thought it through before doing it. She's literal royalty, you really think she needs the funds? Her old man can just pull some gold bars out of his hat!
Hm. Alright fine. I’m sorry that you need ramiels help for this and that I was being rude to you. Niw have him apologize for stalking me and trying to rape me😁
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
That's not the full copypasta. This is:
*AHEM*
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.
Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.
And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.
There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That's fucking right!
But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.
Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel air unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!
I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon may be my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
Emily would also probably have a Flaaffy or an Ampharos on her team, like Jasmine. I could also Emily with a Swablu or an Altaria on her Pokémon team to make it "Heaven-esque".
Yeah yeah I get it...I'm a spider demon...but...
That doesn't mean I like spider pokemons...
...okay I like spider pokemons...
but **NOT** because I'm a spider-
Some thoughts as a longtime Pokémon fan:
* Charlie would probably have at least one Dragon-type Pokémon. My pick is Noibat.
* I feel like Alastor is more so the type to have a Girafarig / Farigiraf as his main Pokémon.
* Lucifer would have both a Ducklett and a Swanna, as well as Farfetch'd and Sirfetch'd.
* Angel Dust would also have a Joltik / Galvantula as part of his wider Pokémon team.
* Sir Pentious would absolutely be a member of Team Rocket to rival Jesse and James.
* Niffty would probably have a Pokémon team entirely made up of Bug-type Pokémon.
* Vox would also probably have a Vikavolt, a Lantern\*, and a Sharpedo on his team.
[Vox's Mega Lantern](https://www.deviantart.com/kottrman/art/Mega-Lanturn-557691796) (in addition to his Mega Sharpedo):
https://preview.redd.it/wau5imupt7mc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f82c69478d736de52f3297c8df454c2a52191cde
Also: Vox (Water/Electric-type Gym leader) versus Giovanni (Earth-type Gym leader), anyone?
I think Alastor would have a Sableye..... likely Mega variant cuz Megas are coming back lol
I mean in cannon, Sableyes do eat Carbink so it would be fitting :p
Val : Get your ass ready! We're shooting all night!
Angel : But Val, uh... is that a lopunny taking a shower behind you!
Val :
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THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON CHARLIE
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**Valentino catches a Pokemon:**
Vox, I -I I caught uh-I caught a little Pokemon
Do you wanna knowWhat Pokemon i caught?
**What Pokemon do you catch, Val?**
*BWOOSH*
I caught a Loupunny, Vox
I caught a Loupunny
**Oh No, Val**
**Don't tell me**
You already know, Voxxy You know what i'm gonna do TO THAT THING!
**Val! It's an animal, Valentino!**
**YOU CANT!**
VOX, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, VOX!I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
**NO OH MY GOD! NO!**
I'M GONNA DO IT, VOX!
https://preview.redd.it/80rnv6nydcmc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9201ac785a10b2f3e7240f53254c85cb60411e91
This guy here. Ok, to be fair, Luc is not the best shortcut for Lucifer and I just read that he es called Psyduck in english (why do they have to rename charakters in different cuntries?!?). So ok, I can see the confusion now.
No not Valentino with lopunny!
There’s no laws against the Pokémon, Al.
Valentino… *I make a repulsed face*
NO- NO VALENTINO YOU CANT- ITS AN ANIMAL VAL-
Is it weird I heard this as a joker voice?
No
I caught a little Pokémon Al
Hm? Which one?
I caught a Lopunny Al I caught a Lopunny
Whatever you are planning quit your dumb endeavor!
This is exactly why I recommend a lopunny be vals, it's beautiful.
Your dream of rosie eating you…. What if I do it…
I don't think that's what they meant...
https://preview.redd.it/7blg8xy5r8mc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c6c0888dfbf38b401eda9f59a255fd3e4ae4e87 Gladly
W flair
You too brother
You three.
Oh no, Val... don't tell me...
You wanna know what one I caught? I caught a Lopunny, Angel.
https://preview.redd.it/bqo227lgx7mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7177cc4fcd4aa4f1d1bc0530c81aee09fe538809
https://preview.redd.it/whsdpwsgz7mc1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc34cfadcb2e4b4a0cb0da68d64defd499b4e288 Alakazam eh?
Thank you just thank you
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Im suprised it wasnt vaporeon
You and me both, old pal!
#VAL Heh, what do you think fucking pokemon around town will do to our image?
Tell him, box face!
My face is not a box!
I‘m sorry, but it was a compliment! I like your blocky head! It’s… iconic! *Pats your head*
That's... odd coming from you.
Ramiel forced me! Don’t expect any mercy from me if I find out that you tell anyone else that I kissed you!
Oh, you're talking about that post? Then maybe you should've thought it through before doing it. She's literal royalty, you really think she needs the funds? Her old man can just pull some gold bars out of his hat!
Ahhhh!
I've just spoken to Vox, and as the Archangel of Kindness, I must ask that you apologise to him
Ahem! Sorry vox. Sorry that the ambulance will be here late so I’ll make this long and painful…
Alastor...
Hm. Alright fine. I’m sorry that you need ramiels help for this and that I was being rude to you. Niw have him apologize for stalking me and trying to rape me😁
He has apologised. Argument settled
Val should have a vapiron (however you spell it)
\*Vaporeon Valentino should also have a Gardevoir on his team, just for the Hell of it.
And a Lucario 😭
hey, did you know in terms of breeding-
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
That's not the full copypasta. This is: *AHEM* Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control, like a tentacle. The perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone when that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled, while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! That's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than a vag could achieve! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel air unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Sylveon may be my favorite, but damn, Vaporeons really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
https://preview.redd.it/2gv9bc8c1cmc1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65db33ca527effbb03745b9500c8af744fabefcd
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I was just about to comment this.
Valentino is about to argue with Batman about his choices.
"Trust US with your pokemon"
Vox and shiny rotom is a great combo
As I saw the last one, I already have thought about this: “There are no laws against the Pokémon, Batman!”
Should have given him a vaporeon and a gardivour to 💀
i feel like al would eat his pokémon
Yes
VAL NO! Its a pokemon
There's no rules against the Pokemon
No VAL NOO!
Vellvette should get a type of evee she seems liek a eevee person my Umbreon or Sylvie
Or a furfrou
Tru
But not the common
Yeah
Fuckin Valentino https://preview.redd.it/4fbar6jyc7mc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=568f81c136a4217e731bf0373a8f1a7ebfbbfbee
Emily with Togekiss! Sera with Cresselia?
Emily would also probably have a Flaaffy or an Ampharos on her team, like Jasmine. I could also Emily with a Swablu or an Altaria on her Pokémon team to make it "Heaven-esque".
Val needs a Vaporeon. No reason.
And a gardivour
Adam needs Gardevoir - a gal that's strong af but very humanoid. And that Obstagoon thing because he's a rocker lol
[ 'insert joker caught a lopunny trans script here' ]
Look for the person who drew a really funny Valentino drawing in this post
Ok ether your high or my reddit broken cause there no drawing in this comment section
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Adam would have Toxtricity and Lute would have Aegislash
Announcement: I’m going to give a lot of the characters a full team of six, so leave recommendations
Give Nifty mimique or whatever the fake ass ghostly creepy fucking pikachu is called
https://preview.redd.it/wfebx6j3e8mc1.jpeg?width=958&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2a9f7645e98e7ae8eb5b17ab7a4dbcc8b32bd9 Too late
Would be cool if Victini was somehow incorporated into the vees. Pheromosa is also fitting for Val.
Hey Lucifer, I caught a Lopunny
We all know why Valentino choose Lopunny.... I more prefer Gardevoir
Yeah yeah I get it...I'm a spider demon...but... That doesn't mean I like spider pokemons... ...okay I like spider pokemons... but **NOT** because I'm a spider-
That’s why he has fat nuggets I’m gonna make more with a full team
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Lucifer should get all the Duck Pokemon. Just, all of them.
Yes
Robert Deniro
Vaggie would probably have Beedrill with Mega Evolution
Lopunny, nooooooo!!!!!
You forgot to give Val a Vaporeon
I picture Vaggie with Dustox and Bisharp
Vox seems like the type of guy who’d just have a full team of six rotom, one of each form.
I totally wasn’t planning to do that 👀
Hey bud. W-why does Val have lopunny? Please don’t tell me it’s because of what I think it is.
“Pimpin not Simpin”-Val’s cup 2024
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What would I be
Pheromosa and aegislash prob spelt both wrong
Tsareena and Pheromosa are probably the strongest choices for Carmilla in my opinion.
NOT LOPUNNY--
Correction, not just lopunny https://preview.redd.it/3er7hvoe59mc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b64c5ce7a5b59c5a6a46b42c2c0cb67a0f1d31d
I loved this more than I thought I would. I feel like Valentino needs Tsareena too but the other 2 are so good i wouldnt get rid of them
I feel like Charlie would be a Charmander or Flareon head, given she produces flames when she goes demon-mode.
when i saw the title of the post i already knew sir pentious would have the eggs (forgot their name😭😔)
Nah Valentino would have a guardivour
Of course he has a Lupony
Why do I see Alastor well with a Runerigus?
Val would def have Gallade and Gardevoir
Angel would have a Lechonk not a Tepig
Oh yeah
QUICKLY STOP VAL
Some thoughts as a longtime Pokémon fan: * Charlie would probably have at least one Dragon-type Pokémon. My pick is Noibat. * I feel like Alastor is more so the type to have a Girafarig / Farigiraf as his main Pokémon. * Lucifer would have both a Ducklett and a Swanna, as well as Farfetch'd and Sirfetch'd. * Angel Dust would also have a Joltik / Galvantula as part of his wider Pokémon team. * Sir Pentious would absolutely be a member of Team Rocket to rival Jesse and James. * Niffty would probably have a Pokémon team entirely made up of Bug-type Pokémon. * Vox would also probably have a Vikavolt, a Lantern\*, and a Sharpedo on his team. [Vox's Mega Lantern](https://www.deviantart.com/kottrman/art/Mega-Lanturn-557691796) (in addition to his Mega Sharpedo): https://preview.redd.it/wau5imupt7mc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=f82c69478d736de52f3297c8df454c2a52191cde Also: Vox (Water/Electric-type Gym leader) versus Giovanni (Earth-type Gym leader), anyone?
w-why does Valentino have a loppuny…
“Pimpin not simpin” Val’s cup
No Valentino not the lopunny it’s a animal
Noooooo not my lopunny
Of course Luci has a duck lmao (He could have all the duck mons XD)
https://i.redd.it/aw9ein4tz7mc1.gif NOT VALENTINO WITH THE LOPUNNY
Luci should have a Quaxly
Lucifer also needs psychduck
VAL NO THATS AN ANIMAL, YOU CANT!
Not Val with the lopunny 😭😭😭😭 save lopunny
I’m planning to add vaporeon and gardivour to 💀
You monster
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I think Alastor would have a Sableye..... likely Mega variant cuz Megas are coming back lol I mean in cannon, Sableyes do eat Carbink so it would be fitting :p
https://preview.redd.it/p7u4r5pp48mc1.jpeg?width=1001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37fd53543fe345bf436701faa13bd09378d6643
Maybe I’m working on doing most of the cast with a full team
Lucifer with giratina is perfect and even more perfect if he had Psyduck
I’m gonna
Lucifer would also have a psyduck. It just feels right
He would have every duck
LOPUNNY NO!
I feel Alastor is just going to eat wierdeer
YES
Why you gotta do my favourite Pokémon Lopunny like that man
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Lopunny is getting revenge
Alastor should definitely have an Autumn Form Sawsbuck
I see the others; ok, yeah. That makes sense. I see Valentino’s; that motherfu—
https://preview.redd.it/66zpwci9k8mc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8c46dfa39879f4bcaa753d27f1e7a627592d47 Full team
Oh… that butterfly bastard… why does this make so much sense?
Lopunny about to kick his shit in
Vaggie: Venomoth and Absol.
Val would have all the anthropomorphic and sexy Pokémon including Garduivor, Gothitelle, Gallade, and of course....Vaporeon
https://preview.redd.it/6as01b8ml8mc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d486215acf265f09383d1bed13c55b35e14bf0b How this
Why the carnivine tho?
Carnivines saliva
Val should have gotten a vaporeon instead of a frosmoth
https://preview.redd.it/1qw2z2w7m8mc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d8c593e25e50e8545193e2f0baa2ce66da49ab Fixed
God I hate it, those poor mons, thank you.
Cherri bomb voltorb
Yes I will
Yoo https://preview.redd.it/zm9z1uk7p8mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f05dd8dabe2615bcf44781085c5dd59aa457cee0 Very
https://preview.redd.it/16y59zndp8mc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b851a3fdec4f1afd5a22b4ccdbdacfa83077159a Best character
I don't want to know what the hell Val is doing with those
https://preview.redd.it/n8r5cah8p8mc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e58ecafe6b619187c3c4d6da648f608e68d5e587 “Pimpin not Simpin” Val’s cup-2024
Lucifer and Vox would totally shiny hunt single-encounter mons.
Yes
Are there any pokemons that produce light? I feel like those are the ones Val would choose, him being a moth and all.
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Vaporeon, Gardevoir and Lopunny 💀 oh god
Val : Get your ass ready! We're shooting all night! Angel : But Val, uh... is that a lopunny taking a shower behind you! Val : https://preview.redd.it/7l2tefper8mc1.png?width=537&format=png&auto=webp&s=9ac59964681e0e1af65f3b3d17b9a4a9b6f8acf1
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THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON CHARLIE https://preview.redd.it/2n7gv5rlt8mc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15fe1bb9c702ed6068e4f3df031b321a0653454b
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Alastor needs a deerling too. Hopefully he won’t eat it.
Don’t trust him https://preview.redd.it/k6i6uf9749mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76bf03d48916bd4261f0691cebb10fb25fbc4117
**Valentino catches a Pokemon:** Vox, I -I I caught uh-I caught a little Pokemon Do you wanna knowWhat Pokemon i caught? **What Pokemon do you catch, Val?** *BWOOSH* I caught a Loupunny, Vox I caught a Loupunny **Oh No, Val** **Don't tell me** You already know, Voxxy You know what i'm gonna do TO THAT THING! **Val! It's an animal, Valentino!** **YOU CANT!** VOX, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, VOX!I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT! **NO OH MY GOD! NO!** I'M GONNA DO IT, VOX!
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Valentino will definitely have *fun* with that loppuny
I’d sooner trust Giovanni from Team Rocket over Val
Nope. Do not like that last one lmao
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No Enton for Luc?
What
https://preview.redd.it/80rnv6nydcmc1.jpeg?width=192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9201ac785a10b2f3e7240f53254c85cb60411e91 This guy here. Ok, to be fair, Luc is not the best shortcut for Lucifer and I just read that he es called Psyduck in english (why do they have to rename charakters in different cuntries?!?). So ok, I can see the confusion now.
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That eighth one... That one scares me.
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"Oh cool he's got- No Val, put the Vaporeon Down! Put it Back! Do NOT make porn with it! DAMNIT Val, don't cater to **That** side of hell goddamnit!"
Allistor would eat his pokemon.
Valentino's missing vaporeon, but besides that accurate
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perfect wait why gardevoir? if anything thatd be for Angel, since it's technically the og trap (most feminine looking pokemon that can be male)
Charlie is more of a Pikachu imo. Sweet on the outside and inside, but if they piss her off there’ll be hell to pay. Pun intended.
Oh and the checks to
"BATMAN, I... I CAUGHT A POKEMON BATMAN"
Angel dust: **Oh No, Valentino Don't tell me**
Val would have vaporeon and you know it!
I'm sorry but these picks are just awful. It's a if you only have the most surface level understanding of these characters
Bro this isn’t the final project I’m making more with full teams 💀
Building ontop of a shallow foundation is never a good idea. Please fix the basis, especially Alistor
I think Lucifer should also have Psyduck, Ludicolo, Porygon Z, and Quaquaval. At least I think Ludicolo is a duck, maybe replace it with a Magmar
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Full version out now!!!