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AdLast2785

Well the sign did say “no balls”


wysjm

Alastor: If you ever talk back to me like that I'll leave you with no dick! *vine boom* no balls! *vibe boom* and probably no butthole I don't have a funny reason for it but that's what they said in the original so deal wirh it *vine boom*


ImEmoButInAGerawrWay

no dick! *vine boom* no balls! *vine boom* and probably no butthole since i will feed you on radioactive whiskas! *vine boom*


Icy_Tadpole_6

Do you think Alastor neutered him? 😳


Alastor_TheRadioDeer

I did. *sips coffee*


Icy_Tadpole_6

I knew it! *smiles and then has a goosebump*.


Alastor_TheRadioDeer

What is a nephilim?


Icy_Tadpole_6

In the Bible they are the children of the Watchers (angels who took care of Eden) and human women. These angels fell in love with them and show them many secrets like astrology, agriculture, jewelry, weapons... Nephilim were giant-like and they die in the Flood.


Alastor_TheRadioDeer

Ah… that explains a bit


Odd-Twist-2209

Dang, how did you survive


XarahTheDestroyer

They were lost?


Odd-Twist-2209

Fair enough


Icy_Tadpole_6

I disguised as a smilodon to enter in the Ark.


Odd-Twist-2209

Amazing choice


Icy_Tadpole_6

Thanks :) It was a weird experience, cause I had to eat a lot of raw flesh for weeks and the smilodon female looked at me with kinky eyes, but I don't regret. The only bad thing about it is this species end extingished.


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Side note they aren’t “Biblical” since in the Bible it’s not specified what they are and the giant part is more a “likely guess” like Goliath. The rest of the lore is mostly from the Book of Enoch which isn’t biblical canon. Thats where the main “Fallen Angel” concept comes from. Hope this doesn’t come off wrong. Angel lore and biblical canon are huge niches I enjoy and have studied.


YourMoreLocalLurker

I mean… Enoch isn’t **catholic** biblical canon, but some protestant sects have it in theirs (Source: I was raised Pentacostal, I still have my old bible, complete with Enoch)


Casper_Von_Ghoul

Yes but the way Icy puts it is slightly off. They are in the Bible just not the way they put it.


YourMoreLocalLurker

Fair


Icy_Tadpole_6

Not only in our catholic Bible, but neither in the Catholic Apostolic Roman Church doctrine Enoch's book is accepted. It was recently, thank's to Internet and some documentaries, when many people discovered this out-of-cannon story and started believing in it. A lot of conspiracy guys are hilariously obssesed with with, mixing the Watchers with saviour annunaki aliens XD The most of beliefs and celebrations of Catholic Church come from many New Testament's apocryphals and theological reflection's from the Middle Ages till our days. Like is the case of the three magi kings or the parents and pre-marital life of Virgin Mary.


Icy_Tadpole_6

They're mentioned in Genesis 6:1-4: "That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose"... "There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown". https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis%206%3A1-4&version=KJV Sons of God are the angels and yes, in the a apocryphal Boof of Enoch they're named and their story is better told. Giants or not, nephilim own for sure unique abilities and appearences due with their divine blood. Don't worry, I'm not offended lol. I like this theological and mythological stuff too, it's always nice find people who share this taste.


Hidden-Dealer921

Oh deer (god)


DaGamesFanatic

Good, I can't have him taking my boyfriend from me


PURPLEisMYgender

Did you do it yourself or did you get someone else to do it?


Alastor_TheRadioDeer

But of course I did! 


PURPLEisMYgender

You dont like sex but you'll cut someone's balls off. Alright.


Alastor_TheRadioDeer

Who says I just cut his balls off? 


PURPLEisMYgender

Wut


Alastor_TheRadioDeer

*stares down on you*


HyperLethalNoble6

Alastor uses his balls like those Metal Chinese balls you roll in your hand


Chaos_On_Standbi

Yes. Alastor keeps Husk’s balls in a jar and taunts him with them to show dominance.


SupremeGreymon

No. He has DICE


2_IQ_at_anything

Do you slap the fuzzy dice 


robot_toucan_9991

depends


aguywithagasmaskyt

​ https://preview.redd.it/rvdea9kc98mc1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=06c1da02be00ecc1cadd0bf91e8dbaf3c96e4fbe


OceansideEcho

https://preview.redd.it/uuk0xzfhv7mc1.jpeg?width=1276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33c4cc42c2330d33bc314d687b3acd32d9a651f5 Based on the sign no /j


Bad_Ger8764

come on but it's like saying "no guts" "loser" "cowardly"


OceansideEcho

I put /j because it was a joke I understand what it was actually trying to say


Bad_Ger8764

yes, i caught your sarcasm; I was specifying for other users who perhaps took you seriously


OceansideEcho

Gotcha thanks for clarifying


LysolCranberry

No. It is meant to be taken literally. Husk has no balls.


Isabellerror

Holy shit Husker is canonically neutered


JokerCipher

Everyone is saying Alastor removed them, but I see no way in which he would benefit from that.


[deleted]

Cuz it’s funny and he’s sadistic


JokerCipher

He also hates anything relating to sex.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t he remove his own balls then?


Egg_Rollls

Assuming he hasn’t already


SilverUwU1

Well if al doesn't want sex then husk can't have it


SlyGuy_Twenty_One

I’m sure Angie knows


AlastorPal

https://preview.redd.it/hsgm5fm0e8mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f090d644051b3cd5067911c5800b9986415f59e1


YourMoreLocalLurker

That settles it


Red09YT

Just the thing I wanted to open Reddit to 💀


wysjm

Also what do you do in your life to turn into a freaking cat in hell?


Kirigiri_Kyoko730N

He should ate a cat maybe?


Apprehensive_Work313

He didn't like cats in life so he turned into a cat in hell but I'm not sure about the wings


Angry-ron

https://preview.redd.it/0461hwbp3amc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca50b97c7c3d8a5bd6290df5d926a8189feffe08


SleepyHeadNemu

ask Angel, he’d know


manley_grunt

No... I bet he gambled them away


Sabatonbedagoat

He *did* say he lost the ability to love a long time ago, I don’t think he was joking.


Agreeable-Antelope-1

No cuz Al cut off his balls 💔


Microspacecat

Robert Deniro


Terrible-Ad-1569

He got neutered by Alastor


Apprehensive_Work313

Ask Angel


RzepaGaming

Im not comfortable engaging


Dvcky4us

I’d still hit.


Lopsided-Thought-965

i wonder if animal themed demons have animal themed dicks? like a horse demon


Kirigiri_Kyoko730N

https://preview.redd.it/34jw0hd9ycmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff5cefe99e614f2fe102e7d22637e6e9384928f9


TXHaunt

I mean, he did mention that Alastor is also on a leash, that takes some balls.


Mundane-Move8032

https://preview.redd.it/v898nrownimc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5706fb11bfc62637a9ff1a02c994afe09520f73a


Hey_Bestiekins

He has no balls. Conversation over.


BriefEasy42

This is not something I wanted to think about at 2 am 💀💀💀


Miss_IDK123

Is this why some people headcanon Husk as trans?


LyraFirehawk

He is trans masc :3


-Glitched_Bricks-

where did u get this information? is there something to support this or is this just random? (srry if this comes off as rude, i'm not trying to be. i actually genuinely wanna know.)


MEOWTheKitty18

Because there’s a sign during the song “Loser, Baby” that says “No balls” pointing to Husk, so I believe their joke is that instead of having been neutered (as one would assume from seeing that sign) that he never had any balls to begin with and is a trans guy.


Feeling_Fox_7128

As a trans guy, this is up there with “his last name is Altruist” in terms of stupid bullshit cobbled together by people incapable of seeing beyond the superficial.


MEOWTheKitty18

…I’m pretty sure it was just a joke.


Feeling_Fox_7128

You’re much more charitable than me since I see hot takes like this posted about 5x an hour here.


-Glitched_Bricks-

Oohh that would make sense.


CandySoftFox

I sure hope so 😅


Nebtron2001

Uhhhh. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/ Does this explain


-Duck12-

I stole them


SilverSpider_

Nope, alastor nudered him


[deleted]

Does a polar bear shit in the snow?


Hexhider

No


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

Hopefully not.


Flashy_Cry_3992

…have we just been asked if Husker is neutered?


SeaSlugFriend

What is happening


Bbababoe

https://preview.redd.it/kbdqrsqvd8mc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0bc145f87e005588d89ae7c09443051fe740453


International-Idea96

Maybe


Officially_CS

No he's a pussy


Sweet_Cupid257

Nahhj Angel dust would know about that


ConnorShirt

i eated them


spooky_ratz

Ated


ConnorShirt

eated


Amdorik

Ate


ConnorShirt

eated


charlie-the-Waffle

not after his deal


Ofelia810

why would u want to know 😨


Kirigiri_Kyoko730N

Because they are there⛰️


Ofelia810

bro that makes no sense


TenebreRosso

GO BACK TO ASLUME


papyrus0714

No I don’t he plays any ball games, he doesn’t look like a basketball or football guy.


Electrical-Panda4800

https://preview.redd.it/ucyncbtkx9mc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ef3a844ba242eb90c5da41c3635ac27ee9d7a39


Trips-Over-Tail

Yes, but he doesn't own them.


TimberWolf5871

If he gets together with Angel like we all think will happen we'll find out.


Da_stan

W- what?


Focus-Warmx

He probably does, neutering would be hard


Lonely-Hand-511

I think?


Big_Control9414

Damn guy wouldn't let me fuck 'em so.. I wouldn't know. Or.. not yet at least...


SolongGayBowser12

If he’s a male cat, then he has a chance of being neutered.


Somedudes_dirtysocks

I think alastor had his balls removed