Vaggie instantly wraps the both of them with her wings before yelling: **GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!**

Oh yeah, those are quite practical, aren't they?

According to some depictions of biblical angels, some have lots of wings but most of them are used to hide parts of themselves while only two ever seem to be used for actual flight on an angel. So Vaggie being able to hide herself and Charlie has actual biblical precedent

Lucifer has 3 sets of wings in the show

Is he overcompensating or is he just as big as they say

He might have solidified when he fell, but angels are really really huge (like as big as the sky) biblically. He may be stuck in that form after his fall but kept the wings he had on him. Or he just prefers not to strike fear in the heart of every demon by literally **being the sky**

He rly would be that guy who just doesn't wanna scare all of hell. I seriously doubt that form in episode 8 was his only one and already he looked quite terrifying. And seeing that's all it took to basically kill Adam is a testament to his sheer power. I'm fairly certain he could challenge anyone in all of Heaven excluding God and win.

He was a seraph, they has 3 pairs of wings, the smallest typically used to cover the face, the largest cover the legs and feet, and the medium used for flight so he is (technically) a biblically accurate seraph

I want to know what Vaggie's wings feel like I'm so jealous of Charlie

Angel: "Kinky!"

"... So who tops?"

Probably Charlie.

Oh 100% The look she gave when she saw Vaggie's wings was like "can't wait to try these things out" of smt like that

Not gonna lie, my first thought during that scene was "wingplay".

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Some would argue it's "Advanced Friendship"

Exactly. They say friendship is magic for a reason 😏

Hmmm I see you accidentally typo'd that "Hornet" in your name for something else

For one, no. For two, YOU MOTHERFU-

I have never fucked my mom Edit: I have indeed fucked other people's. Cary on

What? https://preview.redd.it/znk2kfx5acoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4eb160c4464b68ff165045f5143cae73869d8da

You fucking heard me Raphael.

Those words are not in the Bible

https://preview.redd.it/ceq9fvvszcoc1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=671c1a615794f535df160ff4d67024b080a53652

Handlebars

I would bet that either Charlie is a switch, or she would only top in her demon form

Now that Vaggie got her wings back, I doubt it.

Hey as

Hey Gabriel. What's up?

I’ve been good what about you bro? https://preview.redd.it/5j68ebv12coc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e41c6777c4f681581e50d888b7bb55b01c705d32

I've been good too. Taking care of uriel and stuff

How’s Fizz doing? https://preview.redd.it/m2042gve2coc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d9efeb27e75534dc0150562e4960a5d3a3798f1

He's good. Though he has been getting spam texts from mammons team, he doesn't care. As long as uriel is okay, fizzy is happy, and so am I.

Want me to beat the ever loving shit out of Mammon? https://preview.redd.it/8l25cvis2coc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b14e81af8c5c34369be1f46d7ec5dd39e163822

Nah, it's good. As look as he doesn't hurt my dear fizzy or my dear uri, I don't want a conflict.

Fair enough https://preview.redd.it/3xdousya3coc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1f3a72995394fe3dc2caadcdf28733aee16f6d

Yo was good micheal

Micheal isn’t here right now Jesus https://preview.redd.it/8czbvkmj9coc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97fa6af1d4acd10323d1db61a17c4d50cea5278f But hey dude

Damn I want to see how he’s been doing

Jesus https://preview.redd.it/ejcviw3fhcoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf9c3b3f82d7ded09d033a92f5cf1a7320814ce9 WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED ADAM WAS KILLING SINNERS?

I’m lazy.

WHAT!!! https://preview.redd.it/odydzcnmhcoc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=342737392b5f6a98aa03a27f771e3812cb6097f2 Sloth?

Angel: kinky Alastor: wouldn't find it interesting Husk: isn't paid enough to care Nifty: would get little innappropiate witg questions

I feel like Alastor would just waltz right into the room barely even noticing and continue chatting while they're yelling at him only to pause for a second to tell them to get dressed.

YES

*apologizes profusely, leaves quickly*

Your flair says something different!

Yeah, but I would never do anything without consent!

Sure, but one could always ask, right?

1) That'd be really fucking intrusive and 2) even if it wasn't I have way too bad anxiety to do something like that.

You got a good heart my comrade. Keep up the Diligence. https://preview.redd.it/bchwmo2crcoc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc19ca8adca51d4b5b214f81eff5bac1193ad6c8

“Sorry for barging in, I should’ve knocked. Hot as fuck though.” Closes door and walks away.

Sounds like if Adam was on a path to redemption but was most definitely still Adam 😭

I'm not sure if even "path of redemption" Adam would apologize there... I see him more of pulling some "so what was that about team building and trusting each other shit again?" As an attempt to try and join in

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That is literally my Google profile pic

Same

Angel: "I'm not into women buuuttt..... *proceeds to watch*" (my hands forgot to put not so I corrected it)

*men

I meant to put not into damn me and my brain who always forgets to put words that are important

That happens to me, it’s normally when your brain is ahead of your fingers so you think you typed it, but you accidentally skip over it by persuading yourself

That or I just need to sleep more

Lmao me too

relatable AF

And he proceeds to give tips!

*slams door closed* THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE LOCKS!

THE DOOR WAS CLOSED!!!! AND IT’S NOT LIKE OUR ROOM IS A PUBLIC SPACE!

I MISUNDERSTOOD THE OPEN DOOR POLICY!

THAT’S FOR MY OFFICE! ^VAGGIE! ^NO! ^STOP ^TRYING ^TO ^KILL ^THEM!

Vaggie: https://preview.redd.it/1iwuw4jl5doc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a2e7b548365e2f031fdb78256351a4ae8a352af

"LOCK YOUR FUCKING DOORS"

*Is oblivious* Oh hey guys, you seen Nifty around?

Good for them I suppose🤨👍

I would do that Emily face

https://preview.redd.it/ss7noiro0coc1.png?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=368f5f1e4eaaba838a13b9b7106aca5ec57059bb

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Vaggie: i thought you locked the door! Charlie: sorry, i got distracted!

Goth angel lesbian gf is distracting 100%

"By what???" "My hot short goth Angel gf" "...Oh."

" hey char- ..... Oh sorry I'm just going to go bleach my eyes real quick, y'all keep doing what you want"

"Vaggie I did not expect you to be bottom."

She has total service bottom energy.

Nice to have confirmation.

Haha

*walks in puts hat down, walks in a circle, grabs hat and walks back out. All whilst whistling*

Omg I remember that one. The episode with the burlesque house right?

https://preview.redd.it/ejtp40ls1coc1.png?width=217&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f895ac18acc8964508fea36da0457f326ba5026

Deranged Emily.

I KNOW WHERE THAT IMAGE COMES FROM!

5$ and I tell noone.

Immediately leave the second I walk in there

*walks in, stares, then puts a thumbs up and walks out*

👍

This is why you invest in locks and not popsicles *leaves*

I don't want to know what they are doing with the popsicles...

I didn’t mean I that way, but true-

Hey, Charlie! Vaggie! We have a new guest-*Shocked look on my face* Ohhhh….yeah, imma come back later…*Scoots away quickly.*

"Let's never speak of this again."

*pulls out phone*

"No it's fine. You guys keep doing what you're doing. Just ignore the phone"

Velvette that you??

*hears it from outside the door while walking by, looks in, closes door* NIFFTY, WHERE’S THE BLEACH??!!!

*moonwalks out of the room*

Hee hee

XD

"Hot as fuck though." -Adam

*Insert video of that one guy entering the room then break dances to turn around and leaves*

"Wait this isn't the bathroom"

I read that as “caught having accidental sex”

My bad I didn’t mean to have sex with you

Cue Angel Dust Adult Film voice: "Oh no! I appear to have tripped onto you and my clothes fell off! Whatever shall I do!? >:3"

-runs away-

Alastor: Ugh couldn’t you 2 atleast shut the door? So uncivilised

I can see them not locking the door but keeping it open? Charlie REALLY got distracted by her hot short goth Angel gf (I would to I love Vaggie sm I want to be Charlie so bad)

assuming I’m not the one catching them, I’d let them go about their own business

"... I was going to ask if we had peanut butter. I'll see myself out. Have fun!"

"Hey Char-.... uh-.... I'm.. I'm a just.. uh-...." *immediately walks as fast as possible away from the room*

“ oop, sorry, carry on *leaves”

\*takes a picture and runs away cutely\*

Velvette that you?

“Btw I recently became blind thought I should let you know” leaves

"I didn't see anything, carry on" (while blocking eyes)

"Ill....just go look for head pats somewhere eles"

No no, they can do both

Ye cat me I would probably just fall asleep ngl

I'm sorry but what the fuck is going on with this sub today? First there was the post about Vox's dick and now this-

*screams in asexual panic before slamming the door closed, and booking it down the hall.*

Ok….bye*then he waddled away! Waddle waddle!*

*Till the very next day, bum bom bom bum bom bom bum bom*

I would say "good for you!" But then apologize A LOT for barging in 💀

“That’s fucking hot as shit” -Adam

*I enter the room to inform that I just killed Valentino because he forced Emily to work for him (Emily Fell from heaven) and that Emily will stay in the hotel with us, but after seeing WHAT they are doing, I scream in panic and run out with my eyes closed room so as not to hit the door and hit the wall and faint*

Charlie... WHAT DID I JUST SEE?! https://preview.redd.it/1qjz0q50icoc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4ceb56a0a84e43c24e9d9c1b6f1319b8138aa53 \-Lucifer 2024

*from 3 steps away while coming Close and Open the door* "hey Charlie, i need someone to cuddle, did you see kee...kaaaaayyyy i better leave and search somewhere else, sry Bye." *Close the door, than Open it again, sneeking in* "btw vaggie, i thought you where the... *Duck away from vaggies spear* "okay nevermind..." *From outside* "niffty, Trust me you Not wanna Go inside THAT room..."

Ok Sir- *cough* **Saint** Pentious

Huh so that’s how yall look in birthday suits thought Charlie was the thicker one

Apologize and back out immediately

As much as I hate the character, to quote Val, " Well, this just got interesting"

I'd close my eyes and the door immediately and apologize profusely. I imagine Charlie going angry demon mode and Vaggie getting angry too and both going: ***GET OUT!!!***

Haha, the day before the battle they were seen drunk dragging the other by the hand to their room. Later, they had messy hair. I love that little detail.

Oop sorry wrong room https://preview.redd.it/w67eezcyldoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e060e40b228ed39e6370af88b8bb40ba42531f54

How would I react? I’d immediately apologize and back out quickly, shutting the door after leaving. But I have respect for others.

Whoops, this isn’t Gelatin’s Steakhouse

Scream

😳 *Leaves*

https://preview.redd.it/efqiw89r3coc1.jpeg?width=1906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=173163382045c90f9638c484c765e7f08e468664 "Good job!"

I would politely leave the room like A GOOD PERSON

Sir Pentious “uh, what the hell is going on?” Charlie “so you see...” Vaggie “ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!”

Charlie tries to explain the birds and the bees to Pentious.

"Hate to ask...but...who tops...? And may another girl like me...join you two...?"

"Huh... the porn looked different"

https://preview.redd.it/cbob40cygcoc1.png?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f4eca6299edd4d30ae7a7292a70adc6dcc4b37

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“Ew. Romance”

please don’t kill me Runs away

https://preview.redd.it/g77pnr4elcoc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45d6fee51295ef8ecd0d97898d9dc07abf09e32a

https://preview.redd.it/bv2i79ugmcoc1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4342c5ba8d650a2168a6334329198693e4586da Bulbasaur says don’t stop on my account

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First speechless. Then, screaming. Finally, going to bleach my eyes while yelling back at them “GOOD FOR YOU BUT LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR NEXT TIME!”

Me, a sex-repulsed asexual: *sprints the other way*

https://preview.redd.it/xrj02kb31coc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f46552b2397aa2e0f9741dee8bc7e38765e2ce7e

A wise man once said.......... "Where's Nick?" You're a legend if you get this.

Walk by them calmly towards the window and jump out because otherwise Vaggie is gonna kill me

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“CALLED IT!”

I would be close the door while shouting that I'm sorry, embarrassed for having invaded they're privacy. I don't care if they do it, it's natural for a couple to practice such activities.

HA! I knew charlie was a bottom!

*walks in cutley* ummm mo- *sees them and quickly throws my horns up* hey I thought you said no sinning in the hotel?!?! *Walks cutley out of the room*

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Lute: what trickery is this ⁉️

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Throw up the horns and close the door.

Watch for 10 seconds, apologize, then leave

bro can you lock the fucking door

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Leave them be?

I'd apologise for intruding and later request that they be slightly less adventurous about locations within our shared abode.

Please make sure to lock your door next time.

https://preview.redd.it/od4whtle7coc1.png?width=384&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=705b6a62ec3084a96b3eda66b43405655c52b322 *Not caring about what I saw* "have you seen the machine?"

*opens door* fuck no *closes door*

Touch grass lil homie

Immediately vanish out of the room

Give a thumbs up and say nice job and walk away

I mean they are dating, and sleep in the same bed. I’d be shocked if they weren’t.

NOPE NOPE BY THE GRACE OF NURGLE NOPE *runs out of the room*

you be you

Not possible Vaggie is a literal angel and I'm pretty sure that Charlies only knowledge of sex is from the video angle showed her

*walks in, sees them, plays carry on my wayward son as I moon walk out*

I’d leave obviously I didn’t mean to walk in on them.

How do you accidentally have sex

This sub is so down bad ☠️

HA! GAAAAAY! *walks out*

What the fuck is this shit?

What the fuck kind of question is this man

Me: “I’m so sorry I’ll leave. My sister: “Kinky, *stays for a minute* Alright, bye bitches! My mom: *Once she sees immediately shuts the door and apologizes a million times throughout the day* My dad: *Just wouldn’t happen period*