(This is gonna sound stupid and puerile but I' ve no other ideas atm so) "Lute.. it was an honor killing with you... please give my regards to Deez..." "...who' s Deez, sir?" "Deez Nuts. Hehe." *dies*

This is so Adam… 😂

Adam is more of a ligma guy then a Deez guy

Lute: Ligma? Sir! What is Ligma ?!? Sir?? Adam: L-L...L.. Lute: sir! Adam: Lig..maa....balls... *dies*

Wowza! You receive one point for every year Adam has lived, both in his mortal life and in the afterlife, combined.

Lute.. delete my search history.. https://preview.redd.it/vehjufn01q7d1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86455b922d40385e189ab60671245b107a76961b

You receive one point for every lock of hair on Adam’s head, not counting facial hair.

Total points = number of hairs on adams head - 3

How about nose hair?

Adam said Medic.# save tf2

He's incredibly based for that

The… original dick… is going… limp……

You recieve one point for every bottle or container of viagra that has been manufactured in the last five years.

You are the Dickmaster now Lute… use it wisely.

You receive one point for every time Adam has banged his ex wives.

Does this imply Lute has a dick now?

It implies Adam was losing brain cells fast as he was dying. I guess. I wasn’t expecting the question. LOL

"Lute.... tell.... Tell Lilith I still wanna squish them titties-" **dies**

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN, I LIKE YOUR FLAIR

Papyrus?

WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND

HOW ARE YOUR BALLS

IF YOU WANNA KICK THEM AROUND

***GIVE US YOUR BALLS***

*WE DON'T SEE HUMANS OFTEN*

HOW WAS THE FALL

IF YOU WANNA LOOK AROUND,

GIVE US A CALL

WE DONT SEE HUMANS OFTEN

WE’RE HAPPY YOU JUST DROPPED IN

I’LL BE SO POPULAR WHEN I SHOW THE MONSTERS WHAT I JUST BROUGHT IN

Speaking of which. WTF is yours?

https://preview.redd.it/5gzmv8r1zu7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693b8fb764ceb35f0c817f54a36a64c5ccbfe0d6

You receive one point for every squished adam post ever made.

"Lute... come closer... I need to tell you something..." "What is it Adam?" "I'm gonna need you to murder Lucifer before anyone finds out me and him fucked. Also you got some good ass titties." "...You did what with Lucifer, sir?" *Adam fucking dies*

You receive one very sticky point for every time Adam topped in that relationship.

Ooof, that's gonna be a fat zero points than 😶

L-Lute… come closer… I need *I need* I NEED TO YOU TO KICK SOME GODAMN DEMON ASS FOR ME *fucking dies*

You receive one point for every finger Adam and the exorcists have combined

“Heh… fucked that one up, didn’t I, Danger Tits? Hey, come on, don’t start crying. Crying’s for pussies; there’s only one way I need you wet… heh…”

You receive one point for every rib he's eaten in his life.

Has he ever eaten Eve? I could get combo points for that

Adam doesn’t seem like one to service

I have a situation in mind where he might do otherwise but I feel like I shouldn’t say it

THIS NEEDS TO BE CONFIRMED AS CANON

YES

L-Lute … tell Cain I forgive him … *dies*

Cain's there in Hell going "why do I feel like my dad just said something nice, huh" and going back to stabbing someone in the eyes

You receive one point for each murder ever committed in the bronze age.

God damn 👀

That one hits

"See you around... b*tch...

You receive one point for every time he's used the word bitch in his life.

So like billion

I…. I wan….. I want to wake up….. I WANT TO WAKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

You receive one point for every Bugatti ever created up until the current day.

So 7900 points, goood

“She’s right behind me, isn’t she?”

You receive one point for every time Adam pulled a prank.

Nah bro receives zero points for that atrocious flair

More like negative points, that is one disgusting flair

fr I think I'm scarred from that, it's worse than Pinterest usernames

It’s even worse than yours!

You have disappointed the shark with that flare... You freaking monster

Ah that’s hot

https://preview.redd.it/c41b7q99ut7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9727d73c0afb731b29a4d8594ea244bc639bd21c

Don’t be sorry

Lute... tell everyone that I died fighting lucifer one on one and not by a fucking maid... *also tell lilith to sit on my corpse* **Sir, what was that last one?** *dies*

W H A-

not op but if I were tp give some bonus points you get 1 point for every time lilith has dommed adam

0 points, damn.

I am Hilarious, and you fuckers will quote everything I say.

Holy SHIT son! You receive one point for every cuss word he’s ever said!

In life and death? Nice

"Fuck it...at least you cared for me, Dangertits. Kill some demon ass for me."

You receive one point for every lewdpost of Lute, specifically artwork of her.

So like quintillions

"Rock... never... dies" *dies*

Why did this one hit me in the heart so hard?…

https://preview.redd.it/84g4iriojr7d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=608e8a037fd47d82bc5b749a64bb1e6fce33f464 adam: lute... don't tell anyone me and lucifer fucked... okay? lute: you did \*what\*, sir? \*adam dies\*

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“lute… come closer” “yes sir?” “i need you… to… delete my texts” “delete… but why sir?” “no one can know” “know what sir?” “that i… paid the walking samsung… for tapes of… lucifer showering” *dies* “sir. sir, you what?”

Walking Samsung 😂🤣

"L-Lute...come closer...i *cough* have to tell you *cough* something important" "What is it sir...?" "You have been diagnosed with ligma..." "Ligma? What's ligma...?" "Ligma balls, heh" *Dies*

Lute.... you were the best head out of the three.. *fucking sick ass death*

Lute, you're the new Dickmaster. Be a Titmaster.

THAT'S CRAAAAZYY

Lute don’t tell God I fucked Lucifer…

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Self report

"Lute... tell Sera I banged Emily more times than I banged her... and that Emily was much better in bed than both... you and her..." "Sir... YOU WHAT!" "Dies"

https://i.redd.it/f72r1zm2au7d1.gif

Rip that maid’s cunt mouth out her ass for me Lute.

"L...Lute...tell Cain...he's a bitch" *dies*

“May the dick… guide you…”

Adam: “Lute” Lute “Yes, sir?” A: “Double kill that specific demon for me?” L: “How would I do that, sir?” A: “figure it… the fuck out.” (Dies) L: (sniffles) “yes, sir”

"Put my ashes onto a can of beans and give it to Lute so I can bust that ass one last time"

“You may have fucked both of my wives, BUT I FUCKED YOU FIRST!” (Dies)

“For fuck sake”

"Later, bozo!"

Honey badgers can’t climb trees , right ?

lute, there's one last thing i want to tell you before i die: i still prefer eve than you in the bed

You receive one point for every string Adam ever broke on his guitar.

Zero points?

Nah, he's a reckless bitch, he's definitely busted strings before :P

The strings aren’t the only things he has busted

Ayyyyy

I like your flair

"Lute... You sat too hard on me..." *bleh*

L-lute... k-kill those b-bitches... f-for me... **DEAD**

Lute…did I ever I ever tell you…my favorite thing ever? …sir? …glutes

“Lute… come closer… I need you to kill every bloody sinner down here before they find out a banged nearly every sinner down here” “Sir… you what?…” *dead*

Can I start the forge with my cigarette? Time to find out! https://preview.redd.it/ebgf7ak8fr7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd1d60fd257aaed783eb7033fd53c54ac780b7b

"Women..."

A: Lute tell Joe I’ll miss him L: Who’s Joe A: Joe *cough* mama *dies*

“Fuck Sera for meeeeeeee” *dies*

Use ...the power of the dick...for the greater good

"Bitches amirite"

"Tell Lilith... Harder."

“English or Spanish” *dies*

“lute…please you have to sit on my face…. it’s my dying wish… cmon…”

I have two idea’s:”the first set of balls, are now blue” or “Lute, do you know what Die Hard is?” “Yes I do” “Then suck my nuts so I can do exactly that”

“You think you can kill the original dick? Hah! Losers!” *Gets murked by Nifty.*

“Lute I think you’ll have to find a stand in for your 4pm pegging sessions.”

"P-please... relay my message to... Alastor..." Lute: "What's the message, sir?" "Tell him... I hate him, but *damn* he's hot as fuck." Lute: \*Through tears\* "Please, sir..."

"Lute...delete...my...search history"

Nah I'm fi-

Hey Charlie! I fu**** your mom! *Dies*

["Lute, you must figure out what we were talking about on your-"](https://youtu.be/6K2g7tB5lqg?t=3m33s)

Lute... Before I die... Suck... My... Dic-

Lute say hello to sukma What's sukma sir Sukma balls

The boys better than DC and marvel

“Aw fuck my ovaries! Lute I have one last advice to you, get some help…you’re a fucking crazy bitch”

"Depends on the sandwich"

think fast chucklenuts

"That's conserning"

“Hehe… looks like dickmaster… has dicked his last master

"Ha! She hits... like a bitch!"

In the end, this really has been a *Hazbin Hotel*.

What're you gonna do? Kill me! Hahahah-

Adam: *starts fucking playing famous last words by mcr*

"Well....Shit." OR "They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance”. In a very ironic situation, these were his last words before being shot under the eye by a Nifty sniper.

"Lute..." "Yes, sir?" "...Your Mom.: *Dead by niffty*

And remember… Hell… is… forever

I’m gonna fuck that stupid b*tch in her stupid fucking c*nt mouth

Adam: Lute Lute: yes sir? Adam: tell Ligma Deez I will miss him. Lute: whose Ligma Deez sir? Adam: LIGMA DEEZ BALLS! \*Dies\*

im the original dick lol (FUCKING DIES

Whaddya gonna do, stab me?!

“I’m the master of dick. The first dick even!” “So you admit you’re a dick?” “It’s youlll actually.” [Adam was adamized 8 minutes later]

What are yah gonna do shortcake? Stab me? *Gets shanked by the adorable shortcake janitor*

I have....*cough*.... a fucking hole in my back

"Di-Di-dickmaster"

Sex *dies*

Adam: Lute... Where.. is.. my dick Lute: it's over there sir (points in to the distance) Adam: Damn it...-- Dies

Lute… promise me… you’ll have a giant lesbian orgy…

Titties.

“Shit, I got stabbed? This fuckin blows..”

"Lute...lute hey...check it out...i got backstabbed like the spy does in tf2...holy shit my death is a tf2 reference...!" *dies*

"Lute? I need ya to- *COUGH* lemme- *inaudible dying sounds* talk to- *coughs up some blood* ligma" *Adam* "ligma?" *Lute* "ligma balllllllsssssss----" *dead Adam lol*

https://preview.redd.it/gw020ilgkv7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce4b8674dc9f6f5b6e3e62355aea8d3f0202351 From my favorite HH comic

You mean better than his canonical last words?

“Lute…ma-…make sure n-no-..no…nobody find out that l-Lucifer..f-fucked me…” Lute: “uhm Adam, sir? What?” “D..delete the…the videos t-too…I can’t let a-anyone find..find out that I-…” # DIES Lute: “find out what sir!? Find out what!?

You can't put a fork in the toaster, but can you put a spoon?

I was the first man, you all came from deez nits.(Nifty proceeds to stab him 872 times in the back)

"Lute I need... I need..." "WHAT DO YOU NEED SIR?!" "A tailor..."

“I really shouldn’t have pissed off that anteater”

“Lute…please, before I die, promise me one thing.” “Anything Sir” “Be a Sigma. Don’t let the beta’s win” *dies*