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OverlyBilledPlatypus

I almost feel like this doesn’t fit the sub it’s so damn hideous. I mean you’re totally right posting it here because, just look at it, but this is almost a new level for me. If it had fancy mall crawler wheels on it I would have vomited. I hate you and thank you for sharing.


System777

Extra cringe is the little baby yoda doll on the dash


[deleted]

I actually don’t know what’s worse…. The baby yoda, the what appears to be a trump duck? that’s next to it, or the whole damn vehicle. I have a bad feeling the driver only wears tactical pants 24/7. 🤦🏼‍♂️


OverlyBilledPlatypus

“The mall food court can be a war zone.” -Whomever owns this jeep.


oshaCaller

That's Gecko_45's heep. https://web.archive.org/web/20040706001343/http://www.mallninja.com/Am%20I%20Being%20Careful%20Enough%20-%20Glock%20Talk.htm


OverlyBilledPlatypus

I’m too… well, intoxicated to understand what you’re getting at. But from a good quick glimpse it seems not the best owner.


OverlyBilledPlatypus

Annnnd I vomited. Thanks, now I need to make myself more breakfast.


ILikePlayingGuitar

Second breakfast


OverlyBilledPlatypus

Probably could have had a third breakfast if OP posted the rear end of that mall ninja on wheels.


GrowCrows

I lol'd at I hate you thank you for sharing XD


[deleted]

At least it’s a loud and blatant warning to all not to engage with the driver in any regard. Best birth control driver could hope for.


Dirty_magnum

Pretty the driver only does anal in the first place.


oldnfatamerican

I’d rather take the scooter


gschmidt34

I'd much rather be caught zipping around town on the scooter than driving that thing.


Tacoshortage

It's rare I see one that makes me exclaim Oh my God and laugh openly. Thanks for that. I narrowly avoided spitting out my coffee.


ChampionOverthinker

All that money spent to make it hideous.


VonDoom86

Very Heepy imo. That windshield shroud(?) is dumb as shit and probably should be illegal. Things that obstruct view out the windshield in general should be highly illegal imo. Like when people mount phones to their windshield for navigation assistance


FrogmanKouki

Also Jeeps have some of the smallest windshields, why would you want to make it even smaller and less usable.


brufleth

[In some places in the US I think putting stuff on your windshield is illegal.](https://www.motorbiscuit.com/is-it-illegal-to-mount-your-phone-on-windshield/) [Wikipedia page on some of these laws.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windshield_obstruction_laws) I agree that something like that weird windshield frame should absolutely be illegal. It blocks a significant amount of the windshield.


VonDoom86

Yeah laws are all over the place. It’s dumb


brufleth

I'd bet money that they wouldn't get a ticket for this anywhere. I don't even know if the cellphone windshield mounts get people ticketed realistically in places where the laws are specifically targeted at those. IDK though, maybe I'm wrong, feels like these are only ever used as addons to other violations.


VonDoom86

I mean… I’ve been driving around with a crack in my windshield. It passed inspection that way too


System777

I’m not sure if that windshield shit is supposed to be like the Mandalorian helmet or something? Since it had a baby yoda on the dash that might be what he was going for… what a nerd


VonDoom86

Maybe


TAshleyD616

I hate window obstruction. I tried driving an hhr and it was impossible for me to see traffic lights in


Hexxas

THAT CAR LOOKS LIKE A GAMING PC 🤣🤣


System777

Totally


ImUrFrand

from 2005


-Hedonism_Bot-

Besides all the other hideous issues here, how exactly does the radiator get any air flow?


Al_GoRhythm1071

Zombies can cut right through that soft top….just sayin


IdontgoonToast

How the hell do you even see to drive out of that thing? Or do you just go, and hope the bumps aren't biomass?


System777

Hakuna matata man!


Damage2525

Looks outstanding


AJohnnyTruant

If truck nutz grew up to become a Jeep


scnavi

[Looks Like](https://tenor.com/81nx.gif)


[deleted]

Bro what is up with heeps and grogu. It seems like a going theme with these things


System777

I had no idea what a grogu was until just now that i googled it because of this conment.


[deleted]

Wtf!? U never watched mandalorian?


System777

No dude. I like certain nerdy things but that stuff is a little too much for me. In my opinion that’s like watching the Minions movie or something like that


[deleted]

Hmm. Well I’m sorry for your loss lol. I respectfully disagree. But have a fantastic day!


corvettele

Heep, god tier


[deleted]

These just scream ‘I played Halo as a child’


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Scummbagg7

RHeeZR


BaronChuffnell

Maybe he can use the winch to un-pucker that Heep’s face!


Blabatee

Ugh. That shit is detarted.


IndianGivr

I guess if you're going to look like an asshole you might as well park like one.


DatDan513

As a Jeep owner… ewwwww.


System777

As a non - jeep owner…. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


No_Release_1337

This thing passed Heep on the way to "crazy homeless man trying to freak you out at the gas station"


adronious80

Taking bets on the last time this monstrosity drove on anything other than pavement.


Icarus-Dream

Looks like my teeth when the dentist pulls my lips to each side with the plastic thing lol


System777

Hahaha it really does look like that!


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

Oh. Oh my! That's....something else. That's if /r/heep made a second /r/heep level. But I'd 100% forgive it as long as the light bar on the top had a red light going back and forth ala cylon or knite rider.


thelastspike

I’d rather have the scooter behind it.


ImUrFrand

Jay and Silent bob would drive this thing around the mall for hours bro


Wardog724

Damn if you want a Polaris then just buy one. They’re way cheaper than trying to make a Jeep into one. Better off road than this too.


el_polar_bear

Can't people share lines between parking spaces wherever this is or something?


zippyzoodles

At this point, you’d be cooler on the scooter. Hoohaa.