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vgullotta

Upvote anything and everything with the grumper windshield view limiter lol, instant heep with that shit


random_mandible

It’s to prevent land mine shrapnel from destroying my windshield, bro! You know, all those land mines at the mall.


skaldrir69

Normally there are some pretty women at the mall, I wouldn’t call them landmines necessarily for those who aren’t in the pretty category


adhominablesnowman

Ya know what this box with shit visibility needs? Worse visibility!


JulianRob38

It has the 2.0 4 cylinder…


Chris_Christ

I thought you were kidding… https://carsandbids.com/auctions/Kmo8Z1Mb/2019-jeep-wrangler-unlimited-sahara-6x6-conversion Nope


AlpacaPacker007

But it's turbocharged... My guess is top speed is like 40mph unless you're going downhill.   Uphill, we'll it's an automatic, but I bet you're not out of 3rd much.


Mizar97

I saw it a few days ago driving 85 on I94... unless it was another green 6x6 Jeep with that ugly ass grille and green paint.


crg1976

Sahara came with a 4cyl???? WTF


Lostinaredzone

😔


kipkipskip

Ha! I did too.


huroni12

0 to 60 in about a week


random_mandible

My 99 Corolla is faster.


Dmitri_ravenoff

My grandma is faster and she's dead.


pizza_for_nunchucks

And hotter.


ExcitingEye8347

They may actually need to refuel before they can ever hit 60


WhoSc3w3dDaP00ch

Unless dropped off a cliff. then it flies(sorta)!


Lucid-Design

More like 0-60 by next week.


GreyPon3

0 to 60. Yes, it can. Just give it a bit.


Beneficial-Sugar6950

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darbs-face

Why would you build this on anything less than 6 cylinders 🤷‍♂️


Justbeinglouis

And not even a Rubicon


skinnah

To be fair, I'd take a 2.0l turbo over a 3.6l V6. Low end torque is superior on a turbo 4 than a NA V6. It still should at least have a 5.7l V8 though.


darbs-face

To be fair I drive a 2010 RAV4 in Soccer mom green.


dr_blasto

If it was the V6 one, it was the fastest car Toyota made for those last couple years they were selling it


skinnah

Life's not fair


Ovie-WanKenobi

People ragging on this being a 4 cylinder is funny. A 4 cyl turbo diesel is vastly different from a plain old 4 cyl gas engine. I badly wanted to diesel swap my old TJ with a Cummins 4bt. But i could never afford it.


skinnah

Well it's a gas turbo engine, not diesel, but yea.


Ovie-WanKenobi

Oh, for some reason ithought someone said it was a diesel


Select-Poem425

My old Cherokee had 4.0 inline 6, I loved that engine. My 67 Volkswagen bug had a better engine than this.


Ice_Swallow4u

I got 2 more liters of displacement and my Jeep is still slow as hell. Those 3.73 gears man….


Chimphandstrong

That would be why it only sold for 72k and not 100k


ExcitingEye8347

Wow. Wtf. I can’t imagine spending that much money on the veneer and thinking it’s reasonable to have a 6 wheel Heep propelled by a  2.0.  They built this thing to be an angry looking parking lot princess grocery getter. Go figure


JV294135

It may be a rolling billboard for the owner’s fragile masculinity, but I bet it costs a lot to make one. Considering a base model Gladiator is $40k, 72 for this olive drab red flag seems pretty reasonable.


astricklin123

The original owner probably paid over $100k for this monstrosity. Edit: I looked and the place in Florida building these wants $150k for them....


JV294135

Which is nothing compared to what he’s spent on defense attorneys in his domestic violence cases.


GooseTheSluice

Drove it for a week before they realized they looked like an ass hole and sold it for a 30-50k loss lol


ardinatwork

0 chance he had any realizations. Truck was probably repo'd


AlpacaPacker007

Or it's his ex wife selling it after the divorce.  


ExcitingEye8347

This is definitely one of those projects from a aftermarket shop like Hennessey, Roush or something similar. I bet this was well into 6 figures for the Heep


redwingpanda

“Olive drab red flag,” now that’s a good way to look at it.


JV294135

Thanks! I’m glad somebody noticed I slipped that in!


HarbourAce

Poor man's Mercedes 6x6


qhaw

~~Poor man’s~~ Clown’s Mercedes 6x6


HarbourAce

As if the original dosent make you enough of a clown


qhaw

Excellent point


strangeweather415

At least the GWagon 6x6 has portals and doesn't suck


HarbourAce

Portals makes it suck a whole lot more for what it's actually used for


cdvallee

I dunno… some parking lots have some pretty tall curbs


skinnah

Poor man is all you'll be after owning this.


KSO17O

I think we know by now the apocalypse jeeps are heeps at this point.


fourtyonexx

Honestly? Cheaper than i expected. Someone took a FAT loss.


sharkboy1006

its a 4 cylinder. It’s going to barely reach 50 mph


_AfterBurner0_

The classic phrase comes to mind: money can't buy good taste


SenseWinter

That front axle is adorable. "Spent time in Oklahoma and Florida." Gee ya don't say?? I can't believe Doug let's this nonsense on his site. Man is all about money at all cost, no concern for a quality sales venue. Wannabe BaT.


kbunnell16

THISSSSSSSSSS is an abomination


skinnah

Thanks Doug.


[deleted]

Wittle guy is so angwy


MissNashPredators11

Wtf is that-?! A HEMTT, Humvee, and M-ATV hybrid-??


4TheOutdoors

If you have a taste of peculiar sorts, something like this might be appropriately priced if you are t handy enough to do the mods yourself plus the cost of parts, regardless how awful it is


Odd-Tune5049

Where are the rubber ducks?!


Beneficial-Sugar6950

Not worthy of ducks


CaptainPitterPatter

It’s ok, it’ll cost about $72,000 every time they head to the gas station


TheBassMan1904

Those sell for a lot. Like $100,000+. Maybe not a 2.0 though? I see SoFlo Customs makes them. Another weird Florida trend. A rapper’s Jeep idea.


Jdirty34

"My penis is super not small" -man driving this contraption


angrydessert

I can only imagine the kind of buyers for this abomination, buyers who'll throw money quickly to show clout.


Ratfucker_Sam

I would pay money to not have to drive it. It would be so unbelievably embarrassing to step out of that in public.


Smoked-Taco

Duck this one x10


SquareGravy

Is this not a Rezvani Hercules 6x6?


60amthomas

One of my favorite things about my Jeep is the lack of blind spots and openness of the doors off and top down. This is the pinnacle of overcompensating!


KiwiBleach

It has an “electric assist” motor that powers the last axle, so the engine only mechanically powers the first 4 wheels. The motor is rigidly mounted to the frame. No clue where it gets the power from and how it’s controlled. What a nightmare.


LegendofPisoMojado

Gross. But this monstrosity probably has its time and place. It’s a lifetime better than 95% of the mall heeps posted here. Edit: I saw someone posted the specs. Never mind. I standby my original “gross”


Lenz_Mastigia

This looks like a toy car from Hot Wheels. And I don't mean this as a compliment.


martinlawvwman

That's about 60k over priced


Papa_Pesto

It will be a children's play gym in his backyard in a week.


big_chungus710

i saw pretty much exactly this on facebook marketplace but the guy put an ls3 into it. wanted 170k for it and said it was a 220k build


Mizar97

I saw this truck driving on I94 the other day in Montana, unless it was another identical build. Must get like 5 MPG


crg1976

Looks like a Gobot, remember those? The cheap knock off Transformers version 😆


eyeballtourist

They spent so much more than that to build this atrocity.


Ratatoskr929

Given the price of a heep with 2 axles that's a steal


Shatophiliac

Pretty sure these sell for like 150k+ new, that’s a lot of depreciation lol.


Speedhabit

Level II armor, maybe in Italy or something but this is the USA


Cetophile

They can go into battle unarmed because the enemy will die laughing.


Select-Poem425

I want to see the cup holders. How many Stanley cups can it hold? Are they rugged cup holders?


DashcamAdelaide

THIIIIIIS.....is a 2024 Heep Gladiator Apocalypse 6x6 And it is the single most hideous thing on the roads today. Today I am going to review this montrosity and show you all of its quirks and features And then, I am going to give it a Doug Score.


chainbrain2002

That's like $80k off what they were being sold for new


Lostinaredzone

Mileage 4/6


Lostinaredzone

0to 60 in 48seconds (three people pushing)


skaldrir69

I bet whomever sold that has lost their ass on this thing. Oh boy…


SpaceMan420gmt

There’s a lot of people with more money than sense! Does it look cool? I’d say so myself. Is it practical? No. Would I drive it? Absolutely not, it screams “look at me!” and for the wrong reasons. Just seems too try hard, like those giant brodozers that never even see a gravel road.


SteakCareless

That’s so fuckin stupid


OldManJeepin

Yea, but they were expecting to get about double that for what they put into it. Those things don't usually go cheap....for some reason.


DjangoUnflamed

I wouldn’t buy that steaming pile of shit if it was 20k.


ssxhoell1

Ew


lovelytime42069

[spam](https://www.reddit.com/r/heep/s/f0JRaN0mON)


LordCustard

if they would make these with a decent front end i would want one. 6x6 is cool imo could tow like a sonofabitch


Ouch_i_fell_down

it's a converted wrangler with a 2.0 I4, and SoFlo (the company that builds these monstrosities) does not have a single mention on their website of re-certifying anything they build. So tow cap of 3500 and it's probably over GVWR just sitting in the driveway before a driver even gets inside it.


joeislandstranded

Yep. It’s just cosplay for the insecure


LordCustard

oh then thats sum bullshit if they did it right with a v8 that would be a different story


GrillinFool

I wonder how many times we can see almost the exact same Heap in this sub? I’ve seen this olive green version at least 4 times in the last week. Can we just all agree that this is indeed the king of heeps and find some different ones to make fun of?