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SomeVirginGuyy

No one. That's a dead economy.


Scadilla

I’d torch at least 99% of it otherwise yeah, every extra dollar means the one that already exists is worth less.


kimmortal03

Our govt already doing this right now. This picture is basically an analogy of our spending . Only difference is the money is going completely elsewhere and not back into pur own country


Scadilla

Yeah but this much more in an instant would make us post war Germany.


TheAtlas97

Wheelbarrows of cash just to buy a loaf of bread


blue-oyster-culture

It basically is that much more in an instant. Go look at the national debt counter.


MasterTroller3301

Do you think we just send people pallets of money? Cause we don't.


cashedashes

Approximately $541,000,000 is printed every day! Or approximately $197,465,000,000 a year. $676,712,328.⁷⁶ was wasted every day in 2022 alone just from "making simple payment errors," which is $247,000,000,000 in yearly total. $646,575,342.⁴⁶ was wasted every day in 2023 alone from "incompletely payments and simple payment errors" that's $236,000,000,000 a year. The government gets audited yearly and has yet to pass one.


whatisireading2

https://i.redd.it/hmbynk89jq7d1.gif


RetroGamer87

Zimbabwe truck taking 50 cents to the bank


Acheron98

50 whole cents? Nah, they’d need at least two of these.


Time_Change4156

Best reply.


pimpmastahanhduece

Right? This is some boomer shit that they show with a caption "me after I worked my ass off but not because I was born rich or am white."


Shahz1892

Flowing money crazy


luchiieidlerz

mom, were about to be rich. Bring your car and 10 duffle cars. Or call one of your friends with a big truck.


SgtMoose42

Until you get to the store and you need a wheelbarrow full of money to buy a loaf of bread.


Ninja-Trix

This guy economics


MarcusRoland

...duffle car?


SKK329

Dead Internet Theory. Ai image, posted by a bot to bot commenters.


Action_Seal

I'm off to be depressed about my now completely worthless bank account.


luchiieidlerz

You can’t deposit somehow, sorry I only have a debit card lol


Einar_47

Nobody, I grab a bunch and set the rest on fire to save the economy from this catastrophic influx of cash


afatalkiss

This… enough to fill a few bags then burn the rest


Ori_the_SG

The question is, is that amount of money the product of a failing economy or is it about to cause it? I guess either way the best option is to torch it


SuperMegaOwlMan

This is the smart thing. Everyone is whining about this much money crashing the economy, but it only does that if you don’t destroy most of it


Jackboy445578

American hero type decision


Rabdomtroll69

The IRS so they don't JFK me


Urimulini

Waste management.


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

Ghostbusters


ZGlove3

I guess this would be something strange in one's neighborhood


Asmodeus0508

Maybe your neighborhood. In mine it’s a daily.


Dragon_Rot79

My doctor. I'm clearly hallucinating


PorkchopExpress980

https://preview.redd.it/4gk1xrjx4m7d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed86a8a4b5b22c4995591dd58770540d1f30887b


dirtydoji

My dealer. I had asked for a dime bag, not LSD.


anythingMuchShorter

Probably an ambulance because I didn't knowingly take any hallucinogens so something is going really wrong.


Cookthulhu

My psychiatrist cause I’ve definitely lost my shit!


wcl5

I doubt my phone has reception out there.


EchoLoco2

The grocery store to buy all the food I can before a Twinkie costs $100,000,000,000,000,000


Ihavenoideasaveme

My Doc to tell them the meds ain’t working.


SgtMoose42

Am I in Iran? The Obama administration did basically the same thing with pallets of money shipped off to Iran. Yes I know, yay government! ;-p


SteveLouise

A psychiatrist.


PrincessHootHoot

A doctor, because I'm clearly high af on something


KENBONEISCOOL444

No one, I'd wonder where the fuck I was


MadMadRoger

![gif](giphy|7cTTE2Z1OmrFm)


ZGlove3

I'm calling bullsh*t


Rushes_End

No one that’s not free money and I not going to jail.


Forced_to_Exist_

My mom. I only trust her


bangEnergyBoomer

Uhaul


d-d-downvoteplease

https://preview.redd.it/hbg4w5tg9m7d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329f094fb4869158fe257579101174a0aa34f094


TernionDragon

G- ghost busters? ?


EmmanuelF09

the irs I’m crazy enough to take on Batman but the IRS? NOO THANK YOU


Besch168

Lol those bills are longer than my arm.


BigPillLittlePill

The Secret Service


Exotic_Page4196

Nobody at all


TheGeneralTulliuss

I thought it was TP at first and thought "Beavis"


[deleted]

Jerome Powell


Time_Change4156

Plot twist its in Zimbabwean dollars 1 American dollar to 100,000 zimbabwean dollars .


Jackboy445578

That would honestly make it better I’d just take it use some to bribe the hell out of Zimbabwean military to kill all the pro government machete gangs then start a coup de’etat and make myself totalitarian leader of the country sitting on a mountains cash and slowly issue it to banks as not to destroy the economy of my new kingdom


ThisAccountIssaMess

Can I have a few hrs of first dibs to setup?


Snowtwo

Nothing. It's a blatant set-up. A government doesn't need to actually print massive amounts of cash anymore, especially with digital banking. Sure, some of it needs to become manifest, but if they ever needed to transfer a large amount of cash for whatever reason, they could either just do it digitally or write a check. So if all this money is here, this poorly secured, odds are it's fake for whatever reason. Possibly printed by, say, a rival nation in an attempt to damage the economy. If anything setting it all on fire would be the best choice or, likely, just ignoring it.


2ichie

The cops. Fuck this guy for littering. /s


ec1ipse001

I call my friend so he can bring a jerry can, a lighter, and about 10 duffel bags. We can still be rich, but burn the rest to save the economy.


Additional-Cap-7110

Call? 📞 ❓ I’m not calling anyone. I’m stuffing as much cash as I can into whatever I can (car, pockets, etc) as possible. Then driving as far away as I can and buying stuff along the way that can be resold.


AssertingCargo

The federal reserve to file a complaint about the value of my currency which is now 1929 Deustchmark useless


Affectionate-Row1766

No one. And then sit on this for the rest of my life but a few months after finding it slowly pull out around 9-12k at a time and use that in a month, probably move abroad but keep the stash buried deep in a property in the US


DeckerXT

Trap.


TheTruthWasTaken

Ghostbusters


Brian18639

If only I had that much money rn… Man, I would be able to buy a really powerful telescope that’s not too big but still usable in my backyard.


redwoodavg

Uh-oh…spaghetti-os


DBL_NDRSCR

the gas company so they can pour a bunch all over- nvm that'll make too much pollution a broken eco-nomy is better than a broken eco-system


Narrantem_RE

MrBeast


Synth42-14151606

Looks like a Pink Floyd Album


ZoNeS_v2

This is a good visual representation of Jeff Bezo's bank account. Think about that.


Book-Faramir-Better

Nobody. Look at the size of those bills using the truck as a reference! They're huge! And therefore, obviously fake! What am I gonna do with a bunch of obvious counterfeit bills?


BarisBlack

My Therapist. My meds are messing me up again.


Savaal8

My mom


ArtofWASD

I call my wife and tell her to IMMIDIATELY liquidate all our assets and pack up. We are LEAVING. For good. The economy is moments away from total collapse. Extreme inflation.


izmaname

Grab as much as you can. Light the rest on fire. Do not use a bank.


Therunnerupairbender

The morgue, RIP the economy.


Glaurung26

The world. I'm livestreaming that bitch to YouTube. Time to launch my channel.


Szernet

No one tf


globs-of-yeti-cum

Grab a chunk then run off to convert currency before the collapse.


apimpnamedslickbackG

You know I just hate to carry anything I’ll walk right past it or ignore the call.


Velocimuffin

the bank


Cangas_Star

Money sucking truck? Turkey


__Garibaldi__

Jon


Stuffiguessistaken

I’d take a couple million myself and set the rest on fire.


Holy_juggerknight

My bro


kremedelakrym

“Why don’t photos like this trend!?!?”


anonmyazz

Whoever's got the biggest flamethrower


unwanted-fantasies

Interrogate and kill the driver and burn the money. The driver is a willing contributor to economic collapse and must be dealt with. The money must be burned to ensure the economy doesn't suffer anymore than it already is. Start hunting those responsible.


Ihatecake69

![gif](giphy|F9yAvk7Xpr0c) Idk I’d do this though


PorkchopExpress980

Everything burns


No_Industry9653

This is good for bitcoin


I_WILL_GET_YOU

Midjourney


Synthetype

Psychologist.


Many-Zookeepergame70

Ur mom


Opening-Boat2243

No one load my car w a pallet and dispose of the rest.


Chief5927

my friend, so we can burn it


According_Mess391

Jesus


ivlivscaesar213

“Stop this, Powell!”


TouchOk8558

Nobody. Only me, myself, and I need to know


Tiny_Addendum707

Nobody


Nayroy18

No one because it's all mine


andio76

See what? I dont see nuthin'


bigwingus72

Taking as much as I can and then calling the air force to drone strike the shit out of all this extra money


LovelierFear

You wouldn’t need to call anyone . That truck long as hell and it’s literally flooding money.


Effective_Explorer95

The federal reserve


Glitter_Bear69

![gif](giphy|uiLNrSxPSrTBi4mpNV)


SedRitz

Nobody.


fkyoopinion

Those are some big bills


Jurassican_25

Germany after the treaty of Versailles be like


thisnameisn4ttaken

Nobody, Tf?


Ronyx2021

Tom. He has a snow plow.


CantankerousOrder

Whoever slipped me acid in my coffee.


CheekyMonkE

Treasury Dept.


Bittersweet_bi-

u/Pixel-Counter-Bot


matthewleese47

My nearest reality


TheOriginalLiLBraT

An arsonist! Let’s fix the economy right now and stop printing more money that has less value… Really really really need to get rid of all of it make the cost of living a little bit more affordable!


97gravman

Not a soul


Zeachy

Uhaul


NimDing218

Good thing I’ve been saving up my bottle caps.


C--T--F

My Baby Mama with an OnlyFans


Valuable-Contact-224

Is this the USA debt ?


Yousucktaken2

Burn most of it to save the econemy


Smooth-Physics-69420

The Secret Service. Let them know their dollar just became worthless.


cstrand31

Nobody. Bout to head for the hills because we’d be using bottlecaps as currency real soon.


halo121usa

Hey look, it’s all the money. The government stole from us getting hauled off to Ukraine.🤷‍♂️


1970_RoadRunner

I’m calling the police to arrange the return of all that money 😇.


leftover_class

Biden has given that much to everywhere besides the US.


Little_Government122

Ghostbusters!


SasquatchNHeat

A boomer, to share the picture 🙏🏻 🕊️


Arghoul1018

A therapist, because I must be seeing shit


TrevCat666

God to thank him. Lol


Historical-Health742

My Brother, Dad and Grandparents


Extension-Blood758

Rental cars lol


BasedToken

Whoever I think has napalm because that shit needs to be burned quickly.


PolishedCheeto

Those dollars are as big as my shins.


CeraRalaz

Paper recycling facility


GabrielBischoff

Psychotherapist


Bi_Gamer29

Who I’m callin? I’m not calling anyone I’m grabbing as much money as I possibly can


redbl00d

Family, Friends and a lot of rental cars


TangledSquirrel

I don’t know why this photograph hasn’t hit the news. Where was this taken?


Physical-List294

i want money


No_Penalty_9249

https://preview.redd.it/0vsxsfx0vo7d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61150a3afb0a6440e2d42e5d3b539d551e435cf1


ruxpin82

Kid sister. Her car is small but we'll make it work.


mynameisrichard0

So this is a dumbass bait post, right? A 6 year old would think this is cool I guess. Any human who understands basic math would know how bad this would be.


Gamheroes

To someone with a lorries company to help me carry all


Justthisguy_yaknow

No one until the cash is destroyed. Quantities of cash like that in circulation is how you make millions of dollars worth a cent.


Academic_Ingenuity84

Nobody


TxchnxnXD

Bro’s carrying the world GDP 💀


Disrespectful_Cup

Tech Support


SladeSM

I feel like AI is a fulfillment of the really dumb “what if” questions we had as kids that we’d ask our friends or our older siblings and have the most out of pocket conversations.


Motor-Figure-7891

The hospital if you see this you’re having a stroke


Spacekook_

I’ll take enough to buy a new truck and some land then burn the rest and roast some marshmallows and have some smores


SeaworthinessTall201

Burn it all


godricgii

I'd just take as much as I can carry and be out I know damn well mfers ain't tryna give me free money


ptofl

Jerome Powell


marioplex

Not worth taking any of the money... the value of that curency would be worth nothing


Lukaify

I am not calling anyone money is now fucking worthless


DivineProphet0

911 cause I'm having a stroke


Much_Confidence2428

That’s the Joe Biden truck off to fund Ukraine, Israel and Gaza say bye bye to your taxes


MountainImmediate786

I’m shooting the driver.


dirtyColeslaw1776

No one


Square_Site8663

Not sure how a Dollar bill the size of a two full 8 1/2 by 11 inch papers is gonna benefit me. But neat souvenir.


deathcamp7

I’m burning it all . Need one lighter that’s it


yoshibomball123_

Mr Beast, obviously


Slight_Ordinary1

Smart Feller.


Alarming-Pie-4729

Da gubba mint


wtf_is_a_user

Hell yeah free money!


piratecheese13

The FED


LionGodKrraw

Uhaul. Or Someone who can help me "clean" up all the money


Marrie_99

No one


porn_in_the_bathroom

I’d call OPs mom


Sunbrosa

My therapist, cause I'm 100% sure I'd get there by time it's gone.


CommercialExcuse2368

The Fed.


hellyah247

Ghost busters


Megazard02

"Hello, Jimmy? Something happened to one of your small shipments"


TheGr8Gumby

Anyone with a blowtorch.


WranglerOriginal6945

my psychiatrist because no way that's real.


HugDeezNutzOk

Nobody


Johnnyamaz

I don't think you understand how much money that would be. That's tens of trillions of dollars lmao


vinny10133

No one you have to collect all you can and burn the rest


MacaronOk9157

The IRS. They lost their taxes that they took from the rich


PrincessofAldia

Uh no one, first come first serve


FrenchFry-ApplePie

Mommy


Deskbreaker

A doctor, because I'm obviously hallucinating.


shade0731

My ex wife. She's already ruined every other dream I've had, might aswell collect the whole set.


Praukar

Ghostbusters


DacroyleYT

mrbeast because I think that's his truck


The_Mr_Wilson

Modern Mansa Musa


StrengthToBreak

DOT. "Hello, there's an unbelievable amount of comically-oversized money covering the freeway. What part of the freeway? All of it."