As a man, who I assume is speaking to other men, please hug each other on real Earth. Stop thinking you’re weird for hugging your bros. It’s important and it’s a different type of love ✊🏼. For democracy.
Tell your friends you love them man. I have a lot of friends in recovery and have missed the opportunity to tell them one last time. It’s worth making the call.
Haha I sometimes have started talking to myself about annoying shit going on in my life and look down to NOT see the lil orange “muted” thing on the controller.
Sorry to everyone as well.
Had a girlfriend who thought I was cheating on her for many nights cuz I dont reply to her quickly.
I was just trying to relax after long days at work.
Love tugs at our hearts at our moment of weakness, but Democracy lasts forever.
Hugs bro.
Ex of mine was really unsympathetic with others, also knew I had a lot of stuff going on in my life so sometimes when playing games I’d fall completely quiet or just say I have to go and leave so I can be by myself for a bit. She never really cared what was happening always shouted at me for not saying anything and falling quiet while in games or if I left the call at random she’d shout at me too.
That doesnt sound like an ex at all. That sounds like an attention parasite. And parasites are normally bugs.
Its okay, shes gone now. Along with 2 billion other bugs hehe.
But seriously, fuck man. Thats way too much attention seeking. Hoping you have found peace. And if you haven't, we'll find peace when we rid the galaxy of Automatins and Terminids. 🤝
She was extremely attention seeking not that I realise lol wanted to talk constantly, sometimes even called me at like 2-3am during exam weeks cause she was bored. I noticed how much a bad person she actually was only after the break up when she started being incredibly mean to a person I considered a friend
Don't want to sound you like an undemocratic bot or anything, but he is some unsolicited advice from someone who has been in the same situation. Whenever things are moving toward an argument, get off the phone and make correspondences done through a text format, so that, in the unfortunate event it is needed, you will have something more than he said/she said arguments.
Yeah for sure man. That’s why it was only 5 minutes I cut that shit off eeeeasily could have been another 2 hour screaming match. I’ve got a folder now of her admitting her fuck ups via text and if/when the shit goes down I got a lot of ammunition.
So you mean they were getting all the Liber-tea? But all puns aside. I hope it gets better for you. Glad the bros could give you some sort of comfort. God I love this community.
I feel you brother. Im going thru something similar now. Not fully separated but working on how its going to be soon. 9 yr relation and have a 5 yr old.
I usually play with at least one friend, and we'll be chatting about weekend plans or our kids when a rando hops on and joins us. I'm always pleasantly surprised when they join the conversation. Despite some complaints on reddit, the community tends to be really welcoming and friendly.
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We've all been there brother. Hoping you get your beat Helldiver ahead of yah, cuz the past is behind you now, we're here for ya. One one single coparenting dad to another. See you on the battlefield
Try running stealth all the way across the map to grab some samples that had been dropped earlier on a long full 45 minute mission on Helldiver difficulty with no mics…!!!!! Mind you it was a mission I had never done before because apparently only certain people can play certain matches but whatever… Only for me to literally be one more step onto the extraction point and shot killed and booted and never knowing why…..?!?!? WTF!? I have never raged quit a game so fast in my whole life…..!!!!! I don’t think I even made back onto my ship before I shut it off… Full on instant rage…🖕🏻🤬🖕🏻
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I love how, even if your waifu doesnt understand, that she is the female that gets eaten without your undying service. Some people close theirs eyes and think the whole world disppears
It takes a lot of time for those feelings to settle down after a split like that. Take care of you, and your boy. Let her say whatever the fuck, don't engage. Whatever has to be done to reduce the amount of time spent conversing with her for the near future will be really helpful. Best to you and your son.
Shout out to one of my first squads that had to overhear my daughter having a massive meltdown because she got her phone confiscated.
Sorry bros, mic is permanently on push to talk now 🫡
My buddy once witness this with me, going through he actual break up conversation of her yelling at my in response, during a ranked match in splinter cell.
My spy was ducked in the corner and he stood over me to pretend he was scolding me as he listened to all of it play out.
Then we won the match.
Negative. We got ourselves a real bot/bug problem, Helldiver. Unfortunately that means some children are going to have to grow up fatherless. And actually, I think that ex-wife of his very well could be a bug or bot in disguise... can't doubt the enemy for one second.
Dude you’re taking the jerk too far and joking about shit that’s real life. Thousands of kids have lost parents to war that shouldn’t have.
This game is propaganda porn, but you’re crossing the line. Losing parents and growing up without them due to neglect isn’t something to casually joke about. Especially in the comment section of a guy trying to be a good dad.
Yes bro, for Super Earth
Sweet liberty, my heart ❤️❤️
I hug people just for getting on my ship. But I'd totally give you an extra one because I, too, am part of the I Have Crazy Exes Club.
I wish I could hug the both of you right now
I fucking need a hug too. It's been a tough week down here on regular earth.
We need more hugs. And I mean the good ones, not the "pat on the back there there" hugs.
 Here comes some more.....
Incoming hug stratagem
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As a divorced father who lives alone, I really appreciate this stratagem.
The kind of exes that finds your GPS location, sends it to you and warns you about her coming over?
Same here, mate.. all of us got crazy exes
Problem is when you have kids with them (I did)
Luckily, I didn't, I imagine it's a royal pain..
I would let OP win in a emote Rock Paper Scissors after hearing that
As a man, who I assume is speaking to other men, please hug each other on real Earth. Stop thinking you’re weird for hugging your bros. It’s important and it’s a different type of love ✊🏼. For democracy.
Tell your friends you love them man. I have a lot of friends in recovery and have missed the opportunity to tell them one last time. It’s worth making the call.
🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
my friends and i all do this
the one time I tried to hug someone on a ship it was too close to the ship's exit and accidentally made them quit the mission
Sorry you're going through that. I know it's terrible. Hopefully in a year or two after fighting is done you'll feel way better
The fight will never end. In two years we will be fighting 8 different fronts.
This is fact. War never really ends, we just take time to rearm.
Thanks. It is what it is, I can only control how I react and thats definitely a virtue.
I wasn't in your squad, but you deserve those hugs, hope it gets better friend.
Thanks helldiver
My Ex was not for Managed Democracy either, it is now just me and my two kiddos on Super Earth. Helldiver dads unite!
Keep doing the good work man. It’s worth it
I am in the same situation. Reading this made my day. Thank you. 😊
Stay strong brothers! For Democracy!
Just another reason to love this community.
Seriously I’ve played with so many randoms that are cool af
Haha I sometimes have started talking to myself about annoying shit going on in my life and look down to NOT see the lil orange “muted” thing on the controller. Sorry to everyone as well.
Helldivers have to support each other in life and on the battlefield, good luck friend 🫡
We got you, helldiver.
Helldiver your ex-wife does not support managed democracy. Report to your nearest Democracy Officer so we can expedite your C-01 form.
Had a girlfriend who thought I was cheating on her for many nights cuz I dont reply to her quickly. I was just trying to relax after long days at work. Love tugs at our hearts at our moment of weakness, but Democracy lasts forever. Hugs bro.
Ex of mine was really unsympathetic with others, also knew I had a lot of stuff going on in my life so sometimes when playing games I’d fall completely quiet or just say I have to go and leave so I can be by myself for a bit. She never really cared what was happening always shouted at me for not saying anything and falling quiet while in games or if I left the call at random she’d shout at me too.
That doesnt sound like an ex at all. That sounds like an attention parasite. And parasites are normally bugs. Its okay, shes gone now. Along with 2 billion other bugs hehe. But seriously, fuck man. Thats way too much attention seeking. Hoping you have found peace. And if you haven't, we'll find peace when we rid the galaxy of Automatins and Terminids. 🤝
She was extremely attention seeking not that I realise lol wanted to talk constantly, sometimes even called me at like 2-3am during exam weeks cause she was bored. I noticed how much a bad person she actually was only after the break up when she started being incredibly mean to a person I considered a friend
I had an ex that accused me of cheating when the person that trained me returned to work and I didn't inform my ex that there was a "new girl"
Fuck our kids moms for democracy!!!!
Don't want to sound you like an undemocratic bot or anything, but he is some unsolicited advice from someone who has been in the same situation. Whenever things are moving toward an argument, get off the phone and make correspondences done through a text format, so that, in the unfortunate event it is needed, you will have something more than he said/she said arguments.
Wow, that’s such a smart idea! I’m so sorry for you having to come up with that idea though. I’d hug you if I could 🤗
Yeah for sure man. That’s why it was only 5 minutes I cut that shit off eeeeasily could have been another 2 hour screaming match. I’ve got a folder now of her admitting her fuck ups via text and if/when the shit goes down I got a lot of ammunition.
 Me, pretending not to listen to OP over VC.
lol give me a call I’ll tell you the whole story
I must know, how do you hug on kbm
Make sure the hug emote is equipped and the default key is "B".
Sounds like someone need to be reported to the nearest democracy officer
So you mean they were getting all the Liber-tea? But all puns aside. I hope it gets better for you. Glad the bros could give you some sort of comfort. God I love this community.
The helldivers community is unapologetically lovely. I have so far and few bad experiences.
We are here for you brother. Hugs all around.
I have a pet Bile Titan you could feed her to? Hugs bro. Going through it myself. You’re never alone.
 I feel you brother. Im going thru something similar now. Not fully separated but working on how its going to be soon. 9 yr relation and have a 5 yr old.
I usually play with at least one friend, and we'll be chatting about weekend plans or our kids when a rando hops on and joins us. I'm always pleasantly surprised when they join the conversation. Despite some complaints on reddit, the community tends to be really welcoming and friendly.
Super Earth loves all of its helldivers.
If I wanted to parody Reddit posts I wouldn’t be able to come up with something that hits all the boxes like this post does.
Haha in what sense?
For democracy o7
O7
🫂
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why do you guys get cool randoms and i get kicked before extraction type of random ?
Try running stealth all the way across the map to grab some samples that had been dropped earlier on a long full 45 minute mission on Helldiver difficulty with no mics…!!!!! Mind you it was a mission I had never done before because apparently only certain people can play certain matches but whatever… Only for me to literally be one more step onto the extraction point and shot killed and booted and never knowing why…..?!?!? WTF!? I have never raged quit a game so fast in my whole life…..!!!!! I don’t think I even made back onto my ship before I shut it off… Full on instant rage…🖕🏻🤬🖕🏻
Was in an argument with family when a friend popped up on my ship. He just gave me a hug. It’s funny how much it meant to me
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We need you almost as much as democracy does, diver!
I love how, even if your waifu doesnt understand, that she is the female that gets eaten without your undying service. Some people close theirs eyes and think the whole world disppears
You ever get some free time and want to dive, dm me and I'll play with you
We love you. Come spill some oil.......or bug oil which ever you prefer. 
I feel ya comrade. I did this for the last 14 yrs with my son's mom. 1 more month and I'm off the hook. Hugs are essential.
There are a million great things about this game, but it cannot be overstated how amazing the hug emote is.
It takes a lot of time for those feelings to settle down after a split like that. Take care of you, and your boy. Let her say whatever the fuck, don't engage. Whatever has to be done to reduce the amount of time spent conversing with her for the near future will be really helpful. Best to you and your son.
Ahhhh, the great stress reliever that is spreading managed democracy.
Shout out to one of my first squads that had to overhear my daughter having a massive meltdown because she got her phone confiscated. Sorry bros, mic is permanently on push to talk now 🫡
A hug for liberty
I left my wife for democracy and her friend liberty
My buddy once witness this with me, going through he actual break up conversation of her yelling at my in response, during a ranked match in splinter cell. My spy was ducked in the corner and he stood over me to pretend he was scolding me as he listened to all of it play out. Then we won the match.
That in game hug does feel real though lol.
Sometimes you gotta neglect your children for Democracy. It's bigger than 1 small life.
You the ex wife? Cause WTF?
No, just saying..ex wife should bite the bullet on this one. She must be anti-democratic or something.
WTF?!?! You raise the kid to properly love democracy not abandon them for the war and make them turn to the Bot-Side!!!
Negative. We got ourselves a real bot/bug problem, Helldiver. Unfortunately that means some children are going to have to grow up fatherless. And actually, I think that ex-wife of his very well could be a bug or bot in disguise... can't doubt the enemy for one second.
Dude you’re taking the jerk too far and joking about shit that’s real life. Thousands of kids have lost parents to war that shouldn’t have. This game is propaganda porn, but you’re crossing the line. Losing parents and growing up without them due to neglect isn’t something to casually joke about. Especially in the comment section of a guy trying to be a good dad.