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UmgakWazzok

Bruh literally before this we had clean armor post mission and people BEGGED for the gore and guts to stay on; now y’all recommend and ask for showers lmao


Fun_Elk_4949

Before it just sort of got clean as you walked around. Kind of weird, I like the way it is now but a decontamination chamber would be cool.


Unskrood

Credit per shower like a gas station or something lmao every 100 is free


Fun_Elk_4949

Cleanliness is next to godliness achievement?


TheBravoFoxtrot

For real, this is even smarter than it may seem at first glance! Think about how many players are maxed out on req slips and just itching for something to spend it on. If you're AH, why would you spend the enormous amount of money and effort creating new strategems to buy when you could, with way less effort, put in place something like this? Completely cosmetic, needs to be repurchased for each use, doesn't require a lot of new assets or complex coding to create, and us HD2 players are suckers stuff like that! I'm 100% on board.


DHarp74

Screw that! I want entrails dropping off my armor! Especially when the bugs see me charging them! FFS, I want to wear a pair of Hunter bugs like bunny slippers and wrap my armor around the skin of BT like a bathrobe while drinking my Liber-tea from the skull of a Heavy Devastator...


A9to5robot

Why not both. It's a funny suggestion.


PeacefulAgate

I wonder if we'll see more than the bridge, an Elevator to get around would be fun if they ever wanted to expand on the ship.


Mahoganytooth

I didn't ask for shit, I wanna be clean


DHarp74

Then go take a bath and wash your feet...lol *Doowutchalike reference from Digital Underground*


Le_Chop

I'm not really bothered either way but I wonder if they could have an option on the stats screen - back to ship or back to decontamination.


New-Training4004

Maybe just have a shower in the corner where we can rinse off if we want


jcornman24

I want both, I need the shower from MGS5


ohmseven

I never asked for this and have been asking for showers since the day they made the change


megastienfield

man if only there was a section of the ship that allowed for the changing of armors.


r-volk

Hahaha true, they just need to quickly swap armor, and you’re clean and shiny as a noob fresh from the academy. I rather stick with the gore and guts, blends perfectly in to the next mission and makes it harder for the enemy to detect me, since I’m smelling like one of them 😎


CompleteFacepalm

The guts stay on even after switching armour


KDPS3200

You can clean your armor at the armory after a mission


Snizl

But right now it just disappears while locking into a hellpod. Would be nice if there was a mechanism to clean it.


KDPS3200

That why you change armor at the armory not in the hellpod


The_0culus

Actually last time I went into a mission after extracting covered in bug guts, it didn’t vanish and I was still coated in green gore when I landed. Maybe they changed it?


Levicus

Go to the armory and swap a piece of gear back and forth.


CompleteFacepalm

Not for me


OGTHROATGAWD

Theres a a visual bug that shows up upon entering your hellpod, itll clear your dirty armor, but when you land on the planet, your original look returns.


knowerofexpatthings

I like the blood/oil/general ooze...


DrFloyd5

I like it because it means I haven’t recently died. I am ashamed when I am the only clean diver on the platform.


Tov_Delmirev

A shower like in MGS 5


TheGreatMahiMahi

Just change your armor and then change it back


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

I would actually sort of like that. One of the things we wouldn't need but it would make my day if they put it in.


Global-Difference512

It would be cool if your armor had some wear and tear on top of the blood after missions


W0ndur

I mean the cape gets torn up, so that's something


Global-Difference512

Wait... it does? I need to see this next time i play...


W0ndur

Pretty consistently too, at least for me) (I'm on PC)


codes04

I know the jump pack tears up the cape pretty good. It did in previous versions of the game. I haven't used the jump pack since the latest updates though.


W0ndur

Oooooh, really? Never thought about it and yes, I use it often


Fun_Elk_4949

A decon chamber would be a cool option.


gecko80108

Venom snake mother base vibes


PhillyPhresh

Metal Gear style


Riseonfire

Why would you remove evidence of registering hundreds of voters?


Mintyboi10

I think Decontamination should be optional. I enjoy bathing in the blood of my enemies and I usually get upset when I don’t come back to the destroy looking like a used tampon


Daier_Mune

I just need a garden hose in the hangar bay.


Civil-Addendum4071

Unless its a napalm bath, I'm not interested!


Toxic_LigmaMale

I like the gore post match. But it would be a fun detail


bcoolart

Never ... Guts and glory is the only life for me


l4ndb

What is the eyewash station for?


Majestical_Hex

Thought this was a 40k post


Nick85er

Super Destroyers should have Spearhead upgrades available. >.> <.<


ViIebloodHunter

The shower is in the armory Helldiver! Get in there and change!


porkchopchamp

All you gotta do once you get back to the ship is swap your helmet, cape, or armor, and then swap back and PRESTO you’re clean as a freshly printed ballot sheet. Takes like 2 seconds


Shbloble

Wash off my glory?! Never! That's bot talk!


Garfolk

Be like a barber surgeon, wear your grime with pride


DodoFaction

To wash the sweat off


Enamored22

Go to the armory and re equip armor. Youll be clean.


Miss-Kali

Why waste three whole gallons of semi-potable water when they’ll most likely only live for another few minutes at most in their next helldiver?


777quin777

Ngl I read war table and immediately thought about war games in the context of this post and had to reread it


RideRevolutionary239

Oh yes, the hazardous wash station


thrasymacus2000

A hose to playfully spray the boys & girls down (but mostly the boys)?


tomahawk7274

For someone who has all of the stratigems, and costs like 30,000 R. Cool idea


No_Parsley_3275

You dont have time to clean up helldiver, get back to the war!!!


ImShero77

I work so hard for the blood and guts. I get so mad when the LZ gets a little hot waiting on Pelican - 1 and I take a stray bullet and get factory reset to clean.


Cute-Ad8401

Actually you guys can clean yourself only when on the armory just change your armor and change again then it's clean


Ajezon

be honest. you guys are redditors. you dont shover


Fuckaguybaked

lol absolutely not. I’m keeping my bloody diver as long as he can last


Matheuspit77

The game you want is called The Sims.


BGB83

Blood. Bile. Oil. That's what democracy is for.


Ok_Fault8059

Just a shower off to the side would be awesome. I like the guts on the armor but sometimes I like clean armor


Supermega324

Just change ur armour back and it cleans it😭


No-Credit5663

Just switch your armor


jr7704

Yall know if you swap any piece of armor on the ship after a mission, you get clean armor?


Similar-Past-9755

Just change your armor and put it back on it’s that easy


HIMP_Dahak_172291

I just go over to the armory and swap my armor out and back and lo, it has been fully dry cleaned and pressed!


AnxiousPossibility3

No I like to jump back into the frey covered in the blood of my enemies. Also I've kept my helldiver alive for 3 missions now it's been hard but I look at the blood and guts as a patch of honor for lasting this long so far.


Adventurous-Desk-452

Die and be reinforced right before extraction, boom, shiny new armor!


Le_Chop

I've done that before accidentally. Got caught in the engine jets as the pelican landed .