Bro Drake giving the order for someone in a shiesty mask and OVO hoodie putting a banana in a jet tailpipe sneakily before it works is the funniest cartoon ass mental image ever.
I know you’re on Reddit, but most people don’t give a fuck about people’s personal lives. People who care about celeb shit are no better than the Facebook and twitter users that fiend off tmz drama.
No lie this caption is killin me.
“The retired Miami government employee and current Cosplayer walked away unharmed because the wing stopped the plane🙏🏾@richforever”
https://imgur.com/gallery/d4HBzct
“Don’t need no shade from spade face pear shape,
this the man drake, light skin, but a night-shade,
Turn me up to eleven, in gods grace,
767 touch heaven, thats air drake,
looking down on the world, i see a black plane bearing another mans name, must be TSA rosay,
its going down, its going down, must be over weight,
but when they bury you, it wont be a tomb, just a box frame grave”
Airline luck. Airplanes in general vary. Airlines are the safest form of transportation, whereas general aviation iirc is about similar to riding a motorcycle.
Yeah def depends who owns the plane/who the pilots are etc. chartering private you are typically fine. Owning your own jet makes you responsible for all that maintenance and shit
A drone painted in the air Drake colors would go hard ngl
I still have no idea how the air drake livery is legal at all. Seems like a serious flight risk
The key to this rap beef will be whether the Kendrick/Ross/Future alliance will be able to disable/neutralize the OVO Aircraft Carrier fleet in the high seas.
This is the second time he almost died in the air. First time was when he had seizures like 12 years ago while on a flight. Dude should start taking trains.
Jim Jones declared Drake fifth member of dipset (dickriding but w/e)
[what catalogue is more suited to aerial terrorism??](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azpOYckIxJc)
If Drake comes back and this becomes the start of the comeback that would be the type of wild shit you only get to see once, maybe twice in a generation
callback to the "dame dash/plane crash" line from nas's unreleased ether. history rhymes
jokes aside the worst thing that can happen is more rappers dying
Doing damage control for your ghetto rented plane crashing by immediately jumping to social media and making incessant jokes that it was drake is corny as hell.
I literally don't give a single fuck about any misfortune a person with a private jet has with their private jet. No one should have a private jet, period. Fuck all rich people and their wonton carbon emissions— Rick Ross *and* Drake included.
Damn we moving to airborne warfare
Osama Bin Drizzy
OVOsama
“And you know they losing now, early descending on a jet flight, fucked around and fell, for the banana in the tailpipe.”
I’m high asf and this is the best thread right now
This is me right now.
Bro Drake giving the order for someone in a shiesty mask and OVO hoodie putting a banana in a jet tailpipe sneakily before it works is the funniest cartoon ass mental image ever.
I'm fucking dead bruh🤣🤣🤣
Osama been lightskin
Drizzladen
Here from the future to tell you the beef’s boiling point is Blueface calling in a nuclear attack on the city of Toronto
I want whatever you are smoking
Oooohhh
The skies really are the limit
was about to prigozhin his ass
Damn imagine the conspiracies if he didn’t make it
50 cent would have went to the funeral and live streamed it on Instagram live.
50 can't do no wrong
That man scares me sometimes. He’s so ruthless
We got off lucky when he learned how to make money off memes . The man would be an even bigger menace otherwise.
I really want 50 to end up in this beef somehow
Just say you want Drake dead
We don't have to... Kdots made that perfectly clear 😂
I met 50 one time. I just tried to be as respectful as possible.
He’d be taking /u/DustWiener’s girl shopping and streaming it on Instagram live
While bumping window shopper.
He is fr a psychopath and I mean that respectfully
bro ain’t a domestic abuser or i’m tripping?
Possibly. He got off that case with just a vandalism charge.
He’s a huge piece of shit who hasn’t made a good album in over a decade but that’s why we love him. The ultimate PHD in trollology
Hes retired
Kanaan tapes r good wym. He also just likes doing TV n shit more
He makes far more money in his business ventures
Double PHD Playa hatin degree.
Nobody’s who’s actually a piece of shit acts like 50 does irl.
Money does a lot
[удалено]
Yall be saying that like 50's backstory is a secret
I know you’re on Reddit, but most people don’t give a fuck about people’s personal lives. People who care about celeb shit are no better than the Facebook and twitter users that fiend off tmz drama.
I can't do no wrong
And hashtagged lecheminduroi
And I would have watched that shit.
Drake would've claimed the attack on some taliban styled shit.
“Had to call my bruthas for that taliBAN hit”
I got crodies in the taliban homie, 6god, Praise Allah. (Radio version)
TaliBanada.
"8:46AM in New York"
Going back to back with 9:03am in new york.
[Drake is about to make this meme come true](https://ibb.co/7C1CY5t)
Would’ve made a track called “no fly zone”
Drake would end up being involved in 2 rappers death conspiracies
The US would really think he's Iranian and invade him
The episode of Mayday they would have made out of it would probably have been fire tho
Ovo air force putting work in
Overhead Violent Onslaught
That's a sick name for a metal band can't lie
Overhead Vehicular Organization. Hittin people in 0-52’s hence the owl
Other vaginal option
Drake [liked a post on insta](https://www.instagram.com/p/C6hxX6iMqge/?igsh=MTF0bXJvYzVsMzdmMg==) about Rick Ross crash too
50 energy
Drakes got PND coming through [like](https://youtu.be/uxYHXd5hTVM)
OVO told Boeing Rozay blew the whistle
Yo wtfff lmaooooooo
Third one damn.
💀💀💀
Calling foul on this
What's my favorite word? SNITCH! - Boeing, probably
I'm dead af
Chubby really might crash something
Yo this is such a deep joke😂
Ross on the phone with his old police buddies as we speak. Drake won't go unpunished for this.
Mf gon get corrected till he only dates milfs
I see nothing wrong
A man can dream
*rick Ross grunt*
Them all bullied Drake so much it started his villain arc 😭
If what Kendrick is saying is true, let’s hope the CO’s get plenty of time with him
For real. Drake fans in here so hard tryna defend a pedo
For All The Dogfighting
Insane
No lie this caption is killin me. “The retired Miami government employee and current Cosplayer walked away unharmed because the wing stopped the plane🙏🏾@richforever” https://imgur.com/gallery/d4HBzct
My favorite was someone saying “I could tell which side of the plane he was sitting on” 😂
LMAO
“Wing stop”ped 🤣
Yeah this caption is goated 💀 wing stopped is bars
why do the images of the plane look fake as fuck
The one that shows the tire thru the grass looks legit
Ross was thinking of the bar Drake is gonna make outta this as they lost altitude.
“Did the plane make a pit stop because you ate too much wing stop Weight limit go crazy when you bigger than Rocksteady and Bebop”
Hold up this kinda live
Drake?
Be careful bro, Dot is coming after Drizzy’s ghostwriters
Lmao
Bars
🤯
“Don’t need no shade from spade face pear shape, this the man drake, light skin, but a night-shade, Turn me up to eleven, in gods grace, 767 touch heaven, thats air drake, looking down on the world, i see a black plane bearing another mans name, must be TSA rosay, its going down, its going down, must be over weight, but when they bury you, it wont be a tomb, just a box frame grave”
Officer ricky taking pit stops
Ayo! C-O!
Just on paranoia and superstition alone, if i was rich like that i wouldnt even play about airplane luck. lol
You got more chance to die in a car than a plane. I'll take airplane luck it's the best luck out here.
Airline luck. Airplanes in general vary. Airlines are the safest form of transportation, whereas general aviation iirc is about similar to riding a motorcycle.
Ive gotten into 2 arguments over how dangerous any type of helicopter is fuck those things
Yeah man I've tried flying helicopters in gta and battlefield and obviously it's much easier than real life but I always fuckin crashed so fast.
Wow even over subway
Yeah def depends who owns the plane/who the pilots are etc. chartering private you are typically fine. Owning your own jet makes you responsible for all that maintenance and shit
OVO drone strike next week I’m calling it
A drone painted in the air Drake colors would go hard ngl I still have no idea how the air drake livery is legal at all. Seems like a serious flight risk
The key to this rap beef will be whether the Kendrick/Ross/Future alliance will be able to disable/neutralize the OVO Aircraft Carrier fleet in the high seas.
This is the second time he almost died in the air. First time was when he had seizures like 12 years ago while on a flight. Dude should start taking trains.
Wasn’t that Wayne?
Both.
Like rap’s Kim Jong Un?
OVO strikes again 💀
It’s going to somehow turn out to be a marketing stunt for Wing stop
views under the 6
looks like 40 been under the hood
>just like the jets yall boys try to buy >that aint gon fly
Jim Jones declared Drake fifth member of dipset (dickriding but w/e) [what catalogue is more suited to aerial terrorism??](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azpOYckIxJc)
Bro the line at 0:53 is wild. Maybe it’s just Juelz though. Jim Jones made We Fly High so he ain’t into crashing planes clearly.
Rich guy complaining about being rich
🤣 this last month could be a movie or documentary for real. 20 years from now we need OVO Sweatshop: The Last Dance 🍿
if someone end up gettin kilt itll be history
damn OVO jet fighters too
Lmao wtf is happening in 2024
Drake needed this
"Drake fighter jet shit us down" why does everyone censor the most basic words on instagram
Cause Instagram censors people for saying the most basic shit
“Quarter milly for the mother fucker! No insurance on the mother fucker!!”
And I keep a couple SAMs it’s a small ting
Drake really moving like a persona twist villian in the past few weeks
Inside job o_o
Ditty trying to tie up them lose ends
“They tryna shoot down my flight before it lands” -Drizzylations, Lust For Life, So Far Gone, 1:16 Corinthians 2:44
Damn it Drake
OVO Goons do all sorts of goonery
If Drake comes back and this becomes the start of the comeback that would be the type of wild shit you only get to see once, maybe twice in a generation
go on the lam fam before I arm the AMRAAMS
Turns out that one camel was stronger than a plane
The wing stopped the plane
was it boeing
callback to the "dame dash/plane crash" line from nas's unreleased ether. history rhymes jokes aside the worst thing that can happen is more rappers dying
this is amazing after hearing Kendricks diss. This is a fucking petting zoo in comparison
OVO Stuka bombers have been deployed.
If the owner of "wing stop" died in a plane crash that would just prove that we living in a simulation
I once teased my friend for his engine blowing up, few weeks later my 30k mile engine took a poop💀
Doing damage control for your ghetto rented plane crashing by immediately jumping to social media and making incessant jokes that it was drake is corny as hell.
Not a crash just a shitty landing lmao
How tf does rick ross still have private jet money? Guy must have made some good investments
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
when the fuck did OVO get surface to air missilss
I can't fucking stand everything being censored these days.
Made fun of someone else’s plane, then his plane has problems. And Ross still doesn’t get it
I'm sure officer Ricky has first responders on payroll.
Drake really sent the Canadian goose force after him
this is fucking peak comedy
USAF ad on this thread is wild
Fakes news spreading on /r/hiphopheads is crazy lmao
how is it fake ross posted about it in the pic you muppet
Muppet is crazy 💀
dude pissed me off im ngl lmao
😂
I literally don't give a single fuck about any misfortune a person with a private jet has with their private jet. No one should have a private jet, period. Fuck all rich people and their wonton carbon emissions— Rick Ross *and* Drake included.
too many wontons gives me emissions too
Seethe in poverty forever. It’s your own fault