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theMTNdewd

DJ Khaled bouta start protesting at college campuses for a ceasefire in this beef so he can still make music


Jonahb360

He should get lost on his jet ski again and live post it to his Snapchat, that was the last time I was interested in his content


PocketOfStinkies

Drake and Kendrick realize that this beyond the beef, settle their differences and join the search party for Khaled who has drifted into the Bermuda Triangle.


CarterAC3

"What's the age of consent in international waters" - BBL Drizzy


stash0606

who has ~~drifted into~~ become the Bermuda Triangle.


Then-Emphasis-8667

That was top tier content tho


Jonahb360

I’m pretty sure it happened more than once


mycargoesvarun

Khaled didn’t invest in building his tiktok presence you hate to see it


Jonahb360

For once he didn’t have the 🔑


paulfknwalsh

His Hot Ones episode was an absolute flaming hot disaster... I have never felt such disdain for another human before. It was embarrassing for the species.


Rayth69

THE KEY IS TO MAKE IT THE KEY IS TO MAKE IT ... THE KEY IS TO NOT JET SKI IN THE DARK. I was fucking *dead* watching that shit.


SpooferMcGavin

One of the most fun nights of my life. Easily one of the funniest things to ever happen.


HT2424

BRUH DEADASS KHALED NEEDS THEM ALL TO BE RELEVANT😂😂😂


Upbeat_Tension_8077

He might have to smash the emergency glass for mysterious music with a Tyler & Gambino stimulus lol


nomatchingsox

In Arabic he pronounces "college" as "baklabock".


ATHSZS

“This is called what?”  “That’s water” 


azurix

Didn’t think about Khaled. Gonna be a child of divorce.


vinnybawbaw

Or he’ll just do like he does with his roots and forget that he is a hiphop producer, and then post his wealth on IG with the hashtag #blessed


real_ornament

I will never not laugh at Rick Ross saying BBL Drizzy


unclediedthrowaway

it's like he took a page out of the donald trump playbook of branding your enemies. pick a name and repeat it ad infinitum "lyin ted" "pocahontas" "sleepy joe" it's so childish but i'd be lying if i said it didn't work


halamawala25

Its like my older brother repeating what I said in a silly voice. Im bout to be 35 and he still does this though, hate that mf


UpsetKoalaBear

Classic older brother behaviour


ignitionnight

I hate trump as much as any other guy, and at the time I was a fan of Warren... but calling her Pocahontas was the funniest god damn thing in politics ever.


caustictoast

Trump is unintentionally one hilarious motherfucker. This is a direct quote from one of his speeches: "We're going to win so much you may even get tired of winning! And you'll say 'please, please, it's too much winning! We can't take it anymore! Mr. President, it's too much!' And I'll say 'NO WE HAVE TO KEEP WINNING, WE HAVE TO WIN MOOORREEE'" https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/09/25/trump-united-nations-zeleny-dnt-lead-vpx.cnn


Kel_2

as someone outside the US who didn't actually have to have him as president he's kinda my goat icl. top, top entertainment year round


BidoofTheGod

Even as an American he’s comedy gold. Dude is so fucking funny to me.


Comet-Azur

“Ron DeSanctimonious” is genuinely a bar


Baderkadonk

Calling Kim Jong Un "Rocket Man" might be my personal favorite.


lmaoinhibitor

Meatball Ron


tulpafromthepast

One of my favorites is when he calls the Florida governor Ron Desanctimonious lmao 


3by7by37

Trump was a disaster for diplomacy and politics in general, but that was one of my favourite things about him LMAO. He got the pen in him


prss79513

I was studying political rhetoric in uni while he was president, he was a field-changing phenomenon, a lot of existing theories simply did not apply to him


meowlloy

Same for me. One of the biggest takeaways for me was that he had the most first time voters over 50 in history vote for him in the 2016 republican primaries and main election. People that had never cared about politics started caring cause he was saying the most out of pocket shit for a politician


deathvalleypassenger

His success is honestly super easy to understand if you're a pro wrestling nerd. Man kept getting booked to lose but instead of going along with it, he just got his catchphrases over and cut a bunch of entertaining shoot promos on everybody, and nobody could really hit back at him without breaking kayfabe


goodkid_sAAdcity

Someone posted "what Trumpisms are now a part of your everyday vocabulary?" And I realized that I'll be saying "many such cases," "people are saying this," "you're hearing about it more and more," and "sad!" for the rest of my life.


Roseartcrantz

never fight uphill me boys


Pimpdaddysadness

Legendary late game classic


SBAPERSON

*Wrong*


ArseLiquor

Sad! Is the main trumpism that stuck with me the most.


paulfknwalsh

i can't stop saying 'China' like it has a 'y' and an exclamation point


Cod_rules

I've started saying 'Fake news' in a mocking tone as a joke when my ridiculous sports opinions are challenged by my friends.


Kundrew1

Trump is a master marketer he just can’t run a business or country.


Paketamina

Dude cant run period


Q_S2

He can run into the ground from what I've seen. He can run people to and away from him


Echo_Raptor

Love him or hate him, he’s hilarious. His pre-2016 Twitter was the exact same as it was during his presidency. The one calling the guy a slob and disgusting with his nipples protruding had me rolling. The debates in 2016 were legit comedy gold every week, he and Marco/Ted were infamous for their jabs but this man got up on a stage of 16 and felted an establishment Bush every week to the point he got knocked off almost immediately. Marco tried to reverse it and called him big don, trump calls him little Marco in retaliation and rolled with it and it stuck lol


vistaprank

Is it crazy that the BBL Drizzy beat is the most quotable thing about this whole beef??


Last_Reaction_8176

I can’t stop singing it under my breath, it’s so fucking catchy


Working_Building_29

I’ve been walking around the house singing “BBL Drizzy, BBL DRIZZY OoOoOoo” at the top of my lungs all fucking day lmao. I just can’t get it out of my head.


walterdonnydude

We don't wanna hear you say....


vistaprank

I be singing that shit with my whole chest around the house


thenullified_

Trying to strike a chord and it’s probably a minooooorrrrrrr


tuannamnguyen290602

ov hoe too


Hawkpolicy_bot

_Metro shut your bitch ass up & make some drums_ & _OV hoe_ clear


jeric13xd

*rick ross grunt*


realsomalipirate

Or yelling "White Boy". Ross might be the funniest guy in rap rn.


Obachan

Idk what Himalaysia, Anastasia, Fantasia means but i agree


Pied_Film10

Think he’s mocking Drake’s spiritual miracle rhyme schemes on the last eat diss. Let me tell y’all that there is no way this beef’s victor is going to be based off bars. It’ll be the music and bombshells


AprilsMostAmazing

> It’ll be the music and bombshells it's going to be whoever actully proves the shit they said


TheEnemyOfMyAnenome

Idk I agree and disagree at the same time. Drake seems to really want it to be that way, which maybe is not a good sign for Kendrick and whether this shit is true. But this song is Drake's last stand to get it to go that way. Bc like, I mean Nas didn't need proof Jay was actually gay on Ether lol, that's not how a diss track works. Even with publicly available info K's songs are just better and harder hitting, it can be just him calling him a pedo for being weird towards underage girls. Same with like the colonizer bars for instance. Drake dwelling so much on stupid shit in this song like misunderstanding mother I sober is basically teeing K up to slaughter him on the next one, if K can just smack it down and then hit the ko punch. Personally I think we're discovering that it makes for a better diss song to use publicly available info to make something compelling as opposed to just some he said she said where nobody has proof of anything. It gets kinda boring


Elhak

Yeah but on the other hand imagine if Pusha T put out The Story of Adidon and we found out a few days later Drake wasn't hiding a child and 40 was in great health lmao


atlhawk8357

Then we'd still be clowning Drake for blackface.


halamawala25

We still dnt know if he was 36 doing karate classes


BigGucciThanos

Why do people say this lmao There was definitely news articles at the time of jayz doing Thai-Bo lol


Mr_Nice_is_not_nice

It will not be based on the truth. It will be determined how far you willing to go 


Pied_Film10

Facts and ball is in Kendrick’s court. I really think Kenny is about to expose the industry for real. Musk looking at Ak’s stream is wild. Tinfoil hat is on but I think the castle is going to start burning soon. I can’t see Kendrick staking his discography, credibility, and integrity as an MC on unverified information. I think Drake is capping Edit: I get that we’re all human tho and can make mistakes. Just seem like an egregious mistake to make at this level of attention.


Last_Reaction_8176

Kendrick is either completely right and knows everything, or he just hates Drake so much he doesn’t care what it does to his legacy as long as he brings Drake down with him If all the stuff about Whitney leaving him is true maybe he’s decided he has nothing to lose. I don’t believe it personally but it’s a possibility


TripleThreatTua

I doubt Whitney left him, her brother is posting Kendrick’s songs and hyping them up. They definitely had issues and maybe separated for a bit but that’s nothing he didn’t reveal himself on Mr Morale


AprilsMostAmazing

considering the difference in response to Pusha about the kid (press release and Adidas line getting dropped) and claiming the daughter is a plant. The daughters not real and that would have been the easiest thing to prove


CleverJail

Kendrick’s been putting on both a technical and lyrical exhibition.


GotMoxyKid

Houstatlantavegas


GoldenScarab

Drake said something about Ross's plane from Malaysia and then later said see you later like Fantasia. Ross was just mocking his bars.


helloitsj0nny

drake is being cooked even @ fantasy places goddamn


even_less_resistance

I love a good Maury shout-out personally


abstract_math

Rick Ross side quests is the best part of this beef


OkEscape7558

Rick Ross is like the mysterious stranger perk in Fallout. He just pops up at random times in the beef and dips.


gimmicked

He seems like he’d be a ton of fun to chill with.


OkEscape7558

Just don't leave your drink unattended around him


[deleted]

Fat ass going to drink my hot cocoa, no way.


Guaclaac2

LMAOO gotta take that shit to the bathroom with you


movflash

he ain’t eee’n know it smh


HeavyMetalLyrics

Notice how Drake didn’t go after this angle when dissing ross… I wonder why… 🤔😏


2580374

Is there some shit about Ross drugging people?


lowercase-only

" put molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it "


Ghetto_Phenom

I got to smoke a blunt with him in LA at an after party for the Django movie release at some producers house he was pretty chill and funny but it was for maybe 10 min before he left. He was cracking a lot of jokes about a visit to the set and some funny stories with Jamie foxx. One of better celebrity interactions I’ve had.


prollygointohell

I'm real jealous. Fuck. Nothing dope like that will ever happen to me in WV


TheKingdomOfHeaven

U might be able to do Coke with Lana 🤷‍♂️


Slimshady0406

Lana? Del rey? How do I sign up


TheKingdomOfHeaven

If u find out lemme know..


prollygointohell

Not my bag bro.. not mine😫😫


BobbyTables829

"Yeah that's right, get nice and relaxed."


reddit1651

There are a bunch of clips of him breaking character if you look for them. He seems like a blast lol


Mr-Rocafella

> Nick Valentine: Officer Ricky was here! *Did ya see him??*


OkEscape7558

"I can still smell the lemon pepper wings!"


bluffking1

Lmao


juslookingforastream

Then performs in front of 20 people in a mall food court


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juslookingforastream

Right. Eating some good Chinese as ross eyes his spot in the Christie's cookie line


IBreedAlpacas

lmfao thats gold


AlaskanEsquire

You got me dying. For real though, this shit is like the civil war beef memes. We got factions and shit.


Last_Reaction_8176

Wish I could see the group DM where all these guys got together to plan this out


AlaskanEsquire

I don't know what the fuck is happening man. Someone said they been in the studio for days on Drake's side using fucking walkie talkies to keep shit off the net. People saying Kendrick got a mole in Drake's camp, and all sorts of shit. You've got Metro dropping a diss *Beat*? and recruiting the world's rappers to frhyme on it. You've got guys in Japan shittalking Drake. People in the clubs yelling 'Certified Pedophile' and booing Drake tracks. Even DJ Akademiks was getting tired of Drizzy. Then you've got Rick Ross and his whole thing, Schoolboy Q's ominous tweet earlier today and lord knows what the hell else is in store for us. I'm over here spamming F5 because we all think Kendrick might release tonight. It's just so insane. I can't think about anything else.


MyNameIs-Anthony

Black Hippy gonna reunite for a diss track and Kendricks gonna drop some scrapped Black Panther loosies just because.


goodkid_sAAdcity

Not even the carniest pro wrestler would let themselves be called a pedophile for heel heat lmao


Proud_Criticism5286

& the Ak reactions. “I was gonna get the hennyyyy😩!” Is top 5 for me


billcosbyinspace

I like how he’s Kendrick’s wacky sidekick lol


goodkid_sAAdcity

The Prince Nana to Kendrick's Swerve


fatcowxlivee

What I learned from this whole beef is that I wish I knew Rick Ross because dude lives such an interesting life lmfao


cardedagain

It's an interesting story arc. During his port of miami days, he stayed in character of saying very little and always wearing shades. Nowadays, he's always doing something comedic.


realsomalipirate

His short run in AEW was hilarious, Ross is built for the wrestling world.


Gullible-Watch-5631

After all of his beef with 50, he ends up becoming the new 50 lol


TheBigIdiotSalami

It'd be wild if he showed up as a surprise verse on the next Kendrick track. Surely this has brought them together like the arbiter and master chef.


Weak_Goose_1333

Rick Ross is making sure he gets all the publicity he can before this beef ends because after that it's a straight trajectory down for his career lol


Arachnohybrid

He’s already a part time rapper who used his rap money to start a fuckton of businesses, he will be fine.


IanicRR

50 and Rozay have more in common than either would like to admit.


Arachnohybrid

Pretty much any rapper who isn’t dumb should be investing their money as they rap. It’s not a forever career.


Cobainism

Chamillionaire enters the chat


Omal15

He came back for that tobe nwigwe track


BatDuck29

Unless you're nas


Sheikhabusosa

Nah I think 50 is a legit psychopath


apb2718

He’s a pear activist at heart


Fallline048

Shout out to all the pear


Yermis73

Nah he straight Wing Stop is actually pretty fire


rapmorelikecrap

louisiana rub, my guyyy


Yermis73

Don't forget about that fuckin corn bruh


Himynameisthad

The laugh then just "cupcake" killed me


_its_a_SWEATER_

Kinda feeling Cupcake Drake, NGL


iDestroyedYoMama

Calling another man cupcake is so disrespectful lol


joebangles1

4 times in a row it killed me hahahaha


Professor_Finn

“You might as well go on Maury Povich and tell your story” LMFAO he really said “you ARE the father”


NickDerpkins

The double down on the daughter will be hilarious if he actually is the father Even funnier watch everyone think it’s drakes but it’s really Dave frees random ass kid that Drake thought was his secret


TripleThreatTua

The funniest timeline is if Drake has a daughter but he doesn’t know and Kendrick found out before him somehow


NickDerpkins

Drake really would be the first person to be bullied into being a father multiple times


blacklite911

That really would be on some Batman level shit.


HottyMcDoddy

Drake's boys been paying off girls around the globe for years.


thxtalks

This would make me very happy


elegentpurse

Dude. I swear Kendrick is going to make a video, and it's him presenting Drake daughter to the world through Maury or Jerry Springer, one of them shows. It's the only legal way I could see him exposing that.


imsabbath84

Maury is only 85 years old. Kendrick could get him on the track. Oldest person to ever appear on a diss song?


verdegooner

And Maury got love in the hood. The amount he entertained black and brown kids in the hood while home from school…I’d go insane seeing him in this! 😂


elegentpurse

Kendrick bringing back all the throwbacks for real.


KarkatinLava

Drake gonna send some goons to end maury b4 that can happen


MRB102938

That wouldn't change the legality at all and why would it be illegal to say someone has a daughter lmao


[deleted]

Rick Ross is the comedic relief we need for this beef


EncyclopediaBlue

I will now need a Rick Ross intermission after every diss track for every beef from now on.


Gamesgtd

It’s over The Boss has ended it


Embarrassed_Coast_45

Metro Boomin is the dark horse for meme content coming out of nowhere.


YouHaveFunWithThat

Kendrick and Drake are in first and second place in the Mario Kart race and Metro is driving backwards on the track and crashing into Drake every time he passes him.


saidthewhale

this hilarious man lol


SiwyWF

Damn, I wouldn't have said it's THAT personal


mycargoesvarun

the BBL Drizzy contest is what the culture needed


billcosbyinspace

Drake: you beat your wife Kendrick: you’re a pedophile Drake: you got molested Rick Ross: what’s good bbl drizzy aha *crashes plane*


Anonemuss42

He walking around like someone playing GTA


PissedOffNoInsurance

You forgot Metro: I am going to make every SoundCloud rapper diss you


dragonsky

His teeth are insane


jokull1234

Those veneers have a weird look on him, like they’re too big or somethin


Investigate3_11

Them veneers like *Audimeeeeeeers*


Love__Scars

Huh!


DrMantis-Toboggan-MD

It’s almost like he shapes his beard like a ski mask


busted_tooth

Yeah fr how does he keep that consistent, like its beard spray right? But like, does he have a dude that follows him around spraying that shit every hour?


cavestoryguy

It's called bigen I think it's like a paint on kinda thing. And I think it would be his barber reapplying it.


stillslightlyfrozen

YES! That’s what’s been weird out me out


Green_Runs_Deep

His canines being the same length as every other tooth is hilarious


atlhawk8357

Jesus instead of Lebron Drake's going to Maury. I want a video game where the narrator is just Rick Ross ad libbing. Don't even tell him it's for a game; just let him talk and go from there.


Champiness

If it’s anything like when he [basically did exactly this in the middle of a wrestling segment](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9BiDhQ1ETz8) then I’m onboard with you


goodkid_sAAdcity

ACCUSATIONS! FALSE ACCUSATIONS.


TenaciousNIC

"Yous a big motherfucker" gets me everytime 😂😂


BasedGodCrim

He funny as fuck bro just be yapping


HeavyMetalLyrics

Gift of gab ass mothafucka he’s too good


abesach

Maury: Drake why don't you believe you're the father?


getlowpapoose

Ross takes these vids like a uni student posting on Snapchat


s34l_

Rick Ross is if like DJ Khaled was an actual music artist


MeDThempb

HIMALAYSIA


MUTUALDESTRUCTION69

The “you looking bad man” is funny because it’s really all that needs to be said.


Pun-Szu

yeah drake's getting cooked everywhere rn lol


reddit_reader_25

Well no there is one place he isn’t getting cooked. Drizzy


Much_Section_8491

There’s a few of them over in the cole sub spitting BBL Boys talking points. I think the last one to argue with me was claiming it’s not illegal if the child doesn’t press charges lmao


a_supertramp

Is it legal for me to commit murder then if the victim isn’t pressing charges?? 🤔


yaygens

Drake is at the part of goodfellas where he keeps looking up for the helicopter he says has been following him, except he didn't do any gangster shit


Spare-Discipline1448

Rick Ross has been the highlight of this beef lowkey


zoryity

He’s the funniest fucking person 🤣🤣


Voski_The_God

This whole beef has made me a bigger Ross fan.


Lurkn4k

ngl he learned a thing or two from the beef with 50.


hatmanjimmie

molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it


atierney14

Rick Ross as a rapper: 5/10 Rick Ross as a troll: 9/10


chazjamie

5/10? Wtf are you talking about ?


ReflexiveOW

Ngl Ross lowkey dominated Drake in their sidebeef. Not with his disses, them shits were trash but his IG been hilarious


E_boiii

It reminds me of dj khaled on Snapchat in 2016 just random side adventures lol. I think Ross brings good energy to break up some of the darker tracks


ReflexiveOW

Yeah it's definitely funny when Kendrick drops a "you're a pedophile, sex trafficking, rapist" track and 5 minutes later Ross is on Instagram "BBL Drizzy, it's not lookin good for you bro" lmao


hellflower666

Ross doing more damage on a story than Drake on a track.


OkEscape7558

Can Rick Ross take shots at 50 Cent again 💀 the Rick Ross-Drake beef is boring asf.


AprilsMostAmazing

> the Rick Ross-Drake beef is boring asf. more late night texts between these 2 than grade 9's that just added each other on snapchat


kovidkilla16

Ross is like a fly is this “beef”. Like he just keeping flying around buzzing trying to get your attention and you keep swatting at him to get him to buzz off but he just keeps coming back.


Shnikez

Kendrick rushed Drake so he’d say some dumb /r/drizzy shit


Necessary-Grape-175

My brain says to not like Ross… but my heart… it just can’t quit


DeeSwangin

Kendrick Fans - “Drake a freaky sex offender” Also Kendrick Fans - “Ross so funny.” Rick Ross - “Put Molly all in her champagne she ain’t even know it.”


OriginalDrop8496

Cupcake is too much. This shit is awesome.


TalentedIndividual

Makes no sense how people are claiming culture and a moral high ground when Rick Ross was literally a part of law enforcement (being a CO), profiting off of someone’s persona, and also has bars about date raping girls. Yet he, Metro, and the rest of the folks coming at Drake for these things give Rick Ross a slide. Makes no sense


Earl_Cardigan_jr

Dude got that Oxy itch or what?👀