Drake and Kendrick realize that this beyond the beef, settle their differences and join the search party for Khaled who has drifted into the Bermuda Triangle.
His Hot Ones episode was an absolute flaming hot disaster... I have never felt such disdain for another human before. It was embarrassing for the species.
it's like he took a page out of the donald trump playbook of branding your enemies. pick a name and repeat it ad infinitum "lyin ted" "pocahontas" "sleepy joe"
it's so childish but i'd be lying if i said it didn't work
I hate trump as much as any other guy, and at the time I was a fan of Warren... but calling her Pocahontas was the funniest god damn thing in politics ever.
Trump is unintentionally one hilarious motherfucker.
This is a direct quote from one of his speeches:
"We're going to win so much you may even get tired of winning! And you'll say 'please, please, it's too much winning! We can't take it anymore! Mr. President, it's too much!' And I'll say 'NO WE HAVE TO KEEP WINNING, WE HAVE TO WIN MOOORREEE'"
https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/09/25/trump-united-nations-zeleny-dnt-lead-vpx.cnn
I was studying political rhetoric in uni while he was president, he was a field-changing phenomenon, a lot of existing theories simply did not apply to him
Same for me. One of the biggest takeaways for me was that he had the most first time voters over 50 in history vote for him in the 2016 republican primaries and main election. People that had never cared about politics started caring cause he was saying the most out of pocket shit for a politician
His success is honestly super easy to understand if you're a pro wrestling nerd. Man kept getting booked to lose but instead of going along with it, he just got his catchphrases over and cut a bunch of entertaining shoot promos on everybody, and nobody could really hit back at him without breaking kayfabe
Someone posted "what Trumpisms are now a part of your everyday vocabulary?" And I realized that I'll be saying "many such cases," "people are saying this," "you're hearing about it more and more," and "sad!" for the rest of my life.
Love him or hate him, he’s hilarious. His pre-2016 Twitter was the exact same as it was during his presidency. The one calling the guy a slob and disgusting with his nipples protruding had me rolling.
The debates in 2016 were legit comedy gold every week, he and Marco/Ted were infamous for their jabs but this man got up on a stage of 16 and felted an establishment Bush every week to the point he got knocked off almost immediately. Marco tried to reverse it and called him big don, trump calls him little Marco in retaliation and rolled with it and it stuck lol
I’ve been walking around the house singing “BBL Drizzy, BBL DRIZZY OoOoOoo” at the top of my lungs all fucking day lmao. I just can’t get it out of my head.
Think he’s mocking Drake’s spiritual miracle rhyme schemes on the last eat diss. Let me tell y’all that there is no way this beef’s victor is going to be based off bars. It’ll be the music and bombshells
Idk I agree and disagree at the same time. Drake seems to really want it to be that way, which maybe is not a good sign for Kendrick and whether this shit is true. But this song is Drake's last stand to get it to go that way. Bc like, I mean Nas didn't need proof Jay was actually gay on Ether lol, that's not how a diss track works. Even with publicly available info K's songs are just better and harder hitting, it can be just him calling him a pedo for being weird towards underage girls. Same with like the colonizer bars for instance.
Drake dwelling so much on stupid shit in this song like misunderstanding mother I sober is basically teeing K up to slaughter him on the next one, if K can just smack it down and then hit the ko punch. Personally I think we're discovering that it makes for a better diss song to use publicly available info to make something compelling as opposed to just some he said she said where nobody has proof of anything. It gets kinda boring
Yeah but on the other hand imagine if Pusha T put out The Story of Adidon and we found out a few days later Drake wasn't hiding a child and 40 was in great health lmao
Facts and ball is in Kendrick’s court. I really think Kenny is about to expose the industry for real. Musk looking at Ak’s stream is wild. Tinfoil hat is on but I think the castle is going to start burning soon. I can’t see Kendrick staking his discography, credibility, and integrity as an MC on unverified information. I think Drake is capping
Edit: I get that we’re all human tho and can make mistakes. Just seem like an egregious mistake to make at this level of attention.
Kendrick is either completely right and knows everything, or he just hates Drake so much he doesn’t care what it does to his legacy as long as he brings Drake down with him
If all the stuff about Whitney leaving him is true maybe he’s decided he has nothing to lose. I don’t believe it personally but it’s a possibility
I doubt Whitney left him, her brother is posting Kendrick’s songs and hyping them up. They definitely had issues and maybe separated for a bit but that’s nothing he didn’t reveal himself on Mr Morale
considering the difference in response to Pusha about the kid (press release and Adidas line getting dropped) and claiming the daughter is a plant. The daughters not real and that would have been the easiest thing to prove
I got to smoke a blunt with him in LA at an after party for the Django movie release at some producers house he was pretty chill and funny but it was for maybe 10 min before he left. He was cracking a lot of jokes about a visit to the set and some funny stories with Jamie foxx. One of better celebrity interactions I’ve had.
I don't know what the fuck is happening man. Someone said they been in the studio for days on Drake's side using fucking walkie talkies to keep shit off the net. People saying Kendrick got a mole in Drake's camp, and all sorts of shit. You've got Metro dropping a diss *Beat*? and recruiting the world's rappers to frhyme on it. You've got guys in Japan shittalking Drake. People in the clubs yelling 'Certified Pedophile' and booing Drake tracks. Even DJ Akademiks was getting tired of Drizzy. Then you've got Rick Ross and his whole thing, Schoolboy Q's ominous tweet earlier today and lord knows what the hell else is in store for us. I'm over here spamming F5 because we all think Kendrick might release tonight.
It's just so insane. I can't think about anything else.
It's an interesting story arc. During his port of miami days, he stayed in character of saying very little and always wearing shades. Nowadays, he's always doing something comedic.
The double down on the daughter will be hilarious if he actually is the father
Even funnier watch everyone think it’s drakes but it’s really Dave frees random ass kid that Drake thought was his secret
Dude. I swear Kendrick is going to make a video, and it's him presenting Drake daughter to the world through Maury or Jerry Springer, one of them shows. It's the only legal way I could see him exposing that.
Kendrick and Drake are in first and second place in the Mario Kart race and Metro is driving backwards on the track and crashing into Drake every time he passes him.
Yeah fr how does he keep that consistent, like its beard spray right? But like, does he have a dude that follows him around spraying that shit every hour?
Jesus instead of Lebron Drake's going to Maury.
I want a video game where the narrator is just Rick Ross ad libbing. Don't even tell him it's for a game; just let him talk and go from there.
If it’s anything like when he [basically did exactly this in the middle of a wrestling segment](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9BiDhQ1ETz8) then I’m onboard with you
There’s a few of them over in the cole sub spitting BBL Boys talking points. I think the last one to argue with me was claiming it’s not illegal if the child doesn’t press charges lmao
Yeah it's definitely funny when Kendrick drops a "you're a pedophile, sex trafficking, rapist" track and 5 minutes later Ross is on Instagram "BBL Drizzy, it's not lookin good for you bro" lmao
Ross is like a fly is this “beef”. Like he just keeping flying around buzzing trying to get your attention and you keep swatting at him to get him to buzz off but he just keeps coming back.
Kendrick Fans - “Drake a freaky sex offender”
Also Kendrick Fans - “Ross so funny.”
Rick Ross - “Put Molly all in her champagne she ain’t even know it.”
Makes no sense how people are claiming culture and a moral high ground when Rick Ross was literally a part of law enforcement (being a CO), profiting off of someone’s persona, and also has bars about date raping girls.
Yet he, Metro, and the rest of the folks coming at Drake for these things give Rick Ross a slide. Makes no sense
[More Stories](https://streamable.com/7i1mhp)
DJ Khaled bouta start protesting at college campuses for a ceasefire in this beef so he can still make music
He should get lost on his jet ski again and live post it to his Snapchat, that was the last time I was interested in his content
Drake and Kendrick realize that this beyond the beef, settle their differences and join the search party for Khaled who has drifted into the Bermuda Triangle.
"What's the age of consent in international waters" - BBL Drizzy
who has ~~drifted into~~ become the Bermuda Triangle.
That was top tier content tho
I’m pretty sure it happened more than once
Khaled didn’t invest in building his tiktok presence you hate to see it
For once he didn’t have the 🔑
His Hot Ones episode was an absolute flaming hot disaster... I have never felt such disdain for another human before. It was embarrassing for the species.
THE KEY IS TO MAKE IT THE KEY IS TO MAKE IT ... THE KEY IS TO NOT JET SKI IN THE DARK. I was fucking *dead* watching that shit.
One of the most fun nights of my life. Easily one of the funniest things to ever happen.
BRUH DEADASS KHALED NEEDS THEM ALL TO BE RELEVANT😂😂😂
He might have to smash the emergency glass for mysterious music with a Tyler & Gambino stimulus lol
In Arabic he pronounces "college" as "baklabock".
“This is called what?” “That’s water”
Didn’t think about Khaled. Gonna be a child of divorce.
Or he’ll just do like he does with his roots and forget that he is a hiphop producer, and then post his wealth on IG with the hashtag #blessed
I will never not laugh at Rick Ross saying BBL Drizzy
it's like he took a page out of the donald trump playbook of branding your enemies. pick a name and repeat it ad infinitum "lyin ted" "pocahontas" "sleepy joe" it's so childish but i'd be lying if i said it didn't work
Its like my older brother repeating what I said in a silly voice. Im bout to be 35 and he still does this though, hate that mf
Classic older brother behaviour
I hate trump as much as any other guy, and at the time I was a fan of Warren... but calling her Pocahontas was the funniest god damn thing in politics ever.
Trump is unintentionally one hilarious motherfucker. This is a direct quote from one of his speeches: "We're going to win so much you may even get tired of winning! And you'll say 'please, please, it's too much winning! We can't take it anymore! Mr. President, it's too much!' And I'll say 'NO WE HAVE TO KEEP WINNING, WE HAVE TO WIN MOOORREEE'" https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2018/09/25/trump-united-nations-zeleny-dnt-lead-vpx.cnn
as someone outside the US who didn't actually have to have him as president he's kinda my goat icl. top, top entertainment year round
Even as an American he’s comedy gold. Dude is so fucking funny to me.
“Ron DeSanctimonious” is genuinely a bar
Calling Kim Jong Un "Rocket Man" might be my personal favorite.
Meatball Ron
One of my favorites is when he calls the Florida governor Ron Desanctimonious lmao
Trump was a disaster for diplomacy and politics in general, but that was one of my favourite things about him LMAO. He got the pen in him
I was studying political rhetoric in uni while he was president, he was a field-changing phenomenon, a lot of existing theories simply did not apply to him
Same for me. One of the biggest takeaways for me was that he had the most first time voters over 50 in history vote for him in the 2016 republican primaries and main election. People that had never cared about politics started caring cause he was saying the most out of pocket shit for a politician
His success is honestly super easy to understand if you're a pro wrestling nerd. Man kept getting booked to lose but instead of going along with it, he just got his catchphrases over and cut a bunch of entertaining shoot promos on everybody, and nobody could really hit back at him without breaking kayfabe
Someone posted "what Trumpisms are now a part of your everyday vocabulary?" And I realized that I'll be saying "many such cases," "people are saying this," "you're hearing about it more and more," and "sad!" for the rest of my life.
never fight uphill me boys
Legendary late game classic
*Wrong*
Sad! Is the main trumpism that stuck with me the most.
i can't stop saying 'China' like it has a 'y' and an exclamation point
I've started saying 'Fake news' in a mocking tone as a joke when my ridiculous sports opinions are challenged by my friends.
Trump is a master marketer he just can’t run a business or country.
Dude cant run period
He can run into the ground from what I've seen. He can run people to and away from him
Love him or hate him, he’s hilarious. His pre-2016 Twitter was the exact same as it was during his presidency. The one calling the guy a slob and disgusting with his nipples protruding had me rolling. The debates in 2016 were legit comedy gold every week, he and Marco/Ted were infamous for their jabs but this man got up on a stage of 16 and felted an establishment Bush every week to the point he got knocked off almost immediately. Marco tried to reverse it and called him big don, trump calls him little Marco in retaliation and rolled with it and it stuck lol
Is it crazy that the BBL Drizzy beat is the most quotable thing about this whole beef??
I can’t stop singing it under my breath, it’s so fucking catchy
I’ve been walking around the house singing “BBL Drizzy, BBL DRIZZY OoOoOoo” at the top of my lungs all fucking day lmao. I just can’t get it out of my head.
We don't wanna hear you say....
I be singing that shit with my whole chest around the house
Trying to strike a chord and it’s probably a minooooorrrrrrr
ov hoe too
_Metro shut your bitch ass up & make some drums_ & _OV hoe_ clear
*rick ross grunt*
Or yelling "White Boy". Ross might be the funniest guy in rap rn.
Idk what Himalaysia, Anastasia, Fantasia means but i agree
Think he’s mocking Drake’s spiritual miracle rhyme schemes on the last eat diss. Let me tell y’all that there is no way this beef’s victor is going to be based off bars. It’ll be the music and bombshells
> It’ll be the music and bombshells it's going to be whoever actully proves the shit they said
Idk I agree and disagree at the same time. Drake seems to really want it to be that way, which maybe is not a good sign for Kendrick and whether this shit is true. But this song is Drake's last stand to get it to go that way. Bc like, I mean Nas didn't need proof Jay was actually gay on Ether lol, that's not how a diss track works. Even with publicly available info K's songs are just better and harder hitting, it can be just him calling him a pedo for being weird towards underage girls. Same with like the colonizer bars for instance. Drake dwelling so much on stupid shit in this song like misunderstanding mother I sober is basically teeing K up to slaughter him on the next one, if K can just smack it down and then hit the ko punch. Personally I think we're discovering that it makes for a better diss song to use publicly available info to make something compelling as opposed to just some he said she said where nobody has proof of anything. It gets kinda boring
Yeah but on the other hand imagine if Pusha T put out The Story of Adidon and we found out a few days later Drake wasn't hiding a child and 40 was in great health lmao
Then we'd still be clowning Drake for blackface.
We still dnt know if he was 36 doing karate classes
Why do people say this lmao There was definitely news articles at the time of jayz doing Thai-Bo lol
It will not be based on the truth. It will be determined how far you willing to go
Facts and ball is in Kendrick’s court. I really think Kenny is about to expose the industry for real. Musk looking at Ak’s stream is wild. Tinfoil hat is on but I think the castle is going to start burning soon. I can’t see Kendrick staking his discography, credibility, and integrity as an MC on unverified information. I think Drake is capping Edit: I get that we’re all human tho and can make mistakes. Just seem like an egregious mistake to make at this level of attention.
Kendrick is either completely right and knows everything, or he just hates Drake so much he doesn’t care what it does to his legacy as long as he brings Drake down with him If all the stuff about Whitney leaving him is true maybe he’s decided he has nothing to lose. I don’t believe it personally but it’s a possibility
I doubt Whitney left him, her brother is posting Kendrick’s songs and hyping them up. They definitely had issues and maybe separated for a bit but that’s nothing he didn’t reveal himself on Mr Morale
considering the difference in response to Pusha about the kid (press release and Adidas line getting dropped) and claiming the daughter is a plant. The daughters not real and that would have been the easiest thing to prove
Kendrick’s been putting on both a technical and lyrical exhibition.
Houstatlantavegas
Drake said something about Ross's plane from Malaysia and then later said see you later like Fantasia. Ross was just mocking his bars.
drake is being cooked even @ fantasy places goddamn
I love a good Maury shout-out personally
Rick Ross side quests is the best part of this beef
Rick Ross is like the mysterious stranger perk in Fallout. He just pops up at random times in the beef and dips.
He seems like he’d be a ton of fun to chill with.
Just don't leave your drink unattended around him
Fat ass going to drink my hot cocoa, no way.
LMAOO gotta take that shit to the bathroom with you
he ain’t eee’n know it smh
Notice how Drake didn’t go after this angle when dissing ross… I wonder why… 🤔😏
Is there some shit about Ross drugging people?
" put molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it "
I got to smoke a blunt with him in LA at an after party for the Django movie release at some producers house he was pretty chill and funny but it was for maybe 10 min before he left. He was cracking a lot of jokes about a visit to the set and some funny stories with Jamie foxx. One of better celebrity interactions I’ve had.
I'm real jealous. Fuck. Nothing dope like that will ever happen to me in WV
U might be able to do Coke with Lana 🤷♂️
Lana? Del rey? How do I sign up
If u find out lemme know..
Not my bag bro.. not mine😫😫
"Yeah that's right, get nice and relaxed."
There are a bunch of clips of him breaking character if you look for them. He seems like a blast lol
> Nick Valentine: Officer Ricky was here! *Did ya see him??*
"I can still smell the lemon pepper wings!"
Lmao
Then performs in front of 20 people in a mall food court
[удалено]
Right. Eating some good Chinese as ross eyes his spot in the Christie's cookie line
lmfao thats gold
You got me dying. For real though, this shit is like the civil war beef memes. We got factions and shit.
Wish I could see the group DM where all these guys got together to plan this out
I don't know what the fuck is happening man. Someone said they been in the studio for days on Drake's side using fucking walkie talkies to keep shit off the net. People saying Kendrick got a mole in Drake's camp, and all sorts of shit. You've got Metro dropping a diss *Beat*? and recruiting the world's rappers to frhyme on it. You've got guys in Japan shittalking Drake. People in the clubs yelling 'Certified Pedophile' and booing Drake tracks. Even DJ Akademiks was getting tired of Drizzy. Then you've got Rick Ross and his whole thing, Schoolboy Q's ominous tweet earlier today and lord knows what the hell else is in store for us. I'm over here spamming F5 because we all think Kendrick might release tonight. It's just so insane. I can't think about anything else.
Black Hippy gonna reunite for a diss track and Kendricks gonna drop some scrapped Black Panther loosies just because.
Not even the carniest pro wrestler would let themselves be called a pedophile for heel heat lmao
& the Ak reactions. “I was gonna get the hennyyyy😩!” Is top 5 for me
I like how he’s Kendrick’s wacky sidekick lol
The Prince Nana to Kendrick's Swerve
What I learned from this whole beef is that I wish I knew Rick Ross because dude lives such an interesting life lmfao
It's an interesting story arc. During his port of miami days, he stayed in character of saying very little and always wearing shades. Nowadays, he's always doing something comedic.
His short run in AEW was hilarious, Ross is built for the wrestling world.
After all of his beef with 50, he ends up becoming the new 50 lol
It'd be wild if he showed up as a surprise verse on the next Kendrick track. Surely this has brought them together like the arbiter and master chef.
Rick Ross is making sure he gets all the publicity he can before this beef ends because after that it's a straight trajectory down for his career lol
He’s already a part time rapper who used his rap money to start a fuckton of businesses, he will be fine.
50 and Rozay have more in common than either would like to admit.
Pretty much any rapper who isn’t dumb should be investing their money as they rap. It’s not a forever career.
Chamillionaire enters the chat
He came back for that tobe nwigwe track
Unless you're nas
Nah I think 50 is a legit psychopath
He’s a pear activist at heart
Shout out to all the pear
Nah he straight Wing Stop is actually pretty fire
louisiana rub, my guyyy
Don't forget about that fuckin corn bruh
The laugh then just "cupcake" killed me
Kinda feeling Cupcake Drake, NGL
Calling another man cupcake is so disrespectful lol
4 times in a row it killed me hahahaha
“You might as well go on Maury Povich and tell your story” LMFAO he really said “you ARE the father”
The double down on the daughter will be hilarious if he actually is the father Even funnier watch everyone think it’s drakes but it’s really Dave frees random ass kid that Drake thought was his secret
The funniest timeline is if Drake has a daughter but he doesn’t know and Kendrick found out before him somehow
Drake really would be the first person to be bullied into being a father multiple times
That really would be on some Batman level shit.
Drake's boys been paying off girls around the globe for years.
This would make me very happy
Dude. I swear Kendrick is going to make a video, and it's him presenting Drake daughter to the world through Maury or Jerry Springer, one of them shows. It's the only legal way I could see him exposing that.
Maury is only 85 years old. Kendrick could get him on the track. Oldest person to ever appear on a diss song?
And Maury got love in the hood. The amount he entertained black and brown kids in the hood while home from school…I’d go insane seeing him in this! 😂
Kendrick bringing back all the throwbacks for real.
Drake gonna send some goons to end maury b4 that can happen
That wouldn't change the legality at all and why would it be illegal to say someone has a daughter lmao
Rick Ross is the comedic relief we need for this beef
I will now need a Rick Ross intermission after every diss track for every beef from now on.
It’s over The Boss has ended it
Metro Boomin is the dark horse for meme content coming out of nowhere.
Kendrick and Drake are in first and second place in the Mario Kart race and Metro is driving backwards on the track and crashing into Drake every time he passes him.
this hilarious man lol
Damn, I wouldn't have said it's THAT personal
the BBL Drizzy contest is what the culture needed
Drake: you beat your wife Kendrick: you’re a pedophile Drake: you got molested Rick Ross: what’s good bbl drizzy aha *crashes plane*
He walking around like someone playing GTA
You forgot Metro: I am going to make every SoundCloud rapper diss you
His teeth are insane
Those veneers have a weird look on him, like they’re too big or somethin
Them veneers like *Audimeeeeeeers*
Huh!
It’s almost like he shapes his beard like a ski mask
Yeah fr how does he keep that consistent, like its beard spray right? But like, does he have a dude that follows him around spraying that shit every hour?
It's called bigen I think it's like a paint on kinda thing. And I think it would be his barber reapplying it.
YES! That’s what’s been weird out me out
His canines being the same length as every other tooth is hilarious
Jesus instead of Lebron Drake's going to Maury. I want a video game where the narrator is just Rick Ross ad libbing. Don't even tell him it's for a game; just let him talk and go from there.
If it’s anything like when he [basically did exactly this in the middle of a wrestling segment](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9BiDhQ1ETz8) then I’m onboard with you
ACCUSATIONS! FALSE ACCUSATIONS.
"Yous a big motherfucker" gets me everytime 😂😂
He funny as fuck bro just be yapping
Gift of gab ass mothafucka he’s too good
Maury: Drake why don't you believe you're the father?
Ross takes these vids like a uni student posting on Snapchat
Rick Ross is if like DJ Khaled was an actual music artist
HIMALAYSIA
The “you looking bad man” is funny because it’s really all that needs to be said.
yeah drake's getting cooked everywhere rn lol
Well no there is one place he isn’t getting cooked. Drizzy
There’s a few of them over in the cole sub spitting BBL Boys talking points. I think the last one to argue with me was claiming it’s not illegal if the child doesn’t press charges lmao
Is it legal for me to commit murder then if the victim isn’t pressing charges?? 🤔
Drake is at the part of goodfellas where he keeps looking up for the helicopter he says has been following him, except he didn't do any gangster shit
Rick Ross has been the highlight of this beef lowkey
He’s the funniest fucking person 🤣🤣
This whole beef has made me a bigger Ross fan.
ngl he learned a thing or two from the beef with 50.
molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it
Rick Ross as a rapper: 5/10 Rick Ross as a troll: 9/10
5/10? Wtf are you talking about ?
Ngl Ross lowkey dominated Drake in their sidebeef. Not with his disses, them shits were trash but his IG been hilarious
It reminds me of dj khaled on Snapchat in 2016 just random side adventures lol. I think Ross brings good energy to break up some of the darker tracks
Yeah it's definitely funny when Kendrick drops a "you're a pedophile, sex trafficking, rapist" track and 5 minutes later Ross is on Instagram "BBL Drizzy, it's not lookin good for you bro" lmao
Ross doing more damage on a story than Drake on a track.
Can Rick Ross take shots at 50 Cent again 💀 the Rick Ross-Drake beef is boring asf.
> the Rick Ross-Drake beef is boring asf. more late night texts between these 2 than grade 9's that just added each other on snapchat
Ross is like a fly is this “beef”. Like he just keeping flying around buzzing trying to get your attention and you keep swatting at him to get him to buzz off but he just keeps coming back.
Kendrick rushed Drake so he’d say some dumb /r/drizzy shit
My brain says to not like Ross… but my heart… it just can’t quit
Kendrick Fans - “Drake a freaky sex offender” Also Kendrick Fans - “Ross so funny.” Rick Ross - “Put Molly all in her champagne she ain’t even know it.”
Cupcake is too much. This shit is awesome.
Makes no sense how people are claiming culture and a moral high ground when Rick Ross was literally a part of law enforcement (being a CO), profiting off of someone’s persona, and also has bars about date raping girls. Yet he, Metro, and the rest of the folks coming at Drake for these things give Rick Ross a slide. Makes no sense
Dude got that Oxy itch or what?👀