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one wrong move and this goes from a funny image to being on liveleak


[deleted]

That's what I was thinking. It's funny, but that string could easily slip off his socks lol


overgrilledcorn

And we now its not already not a live leak?


Joshwoagh

It’s wrapped in walls all of the jammy! Hand on the power steel.


[deleted]

or use loose string


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VenomShock1

What are you talking about? We have plenty of bridges and ropes!


jellyfishoftheabyss

And don't forget guillotine !


Ok-Mirror9426

And Spikes!


Medicinal_taco_meat

And cirrhosis! For those who like the scenic route!


Gloomy-Flamingo-9791

No, the guillotines are exclusively reserved for the aristocrats


jellyfishoftheabyss

Well after the set up of the republic in France, anyone considered as anti-revolutionary woulg get guillotined and that, even if they were simple folks.


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Cultural_Thing1712

professional doxxer


Malice0801

It's actually a trick. The link uses your IP address and if you're not using a VPN it shows your actual home address


Le-monk__

This dude products


XOMAMU

What the actual fuck man ? Why so precise ? Why do you even know that ? What is wrong with you ? I have so many questions


Doctor_ZAZA

Google en passant


Sonichu013

holy hell


Perlentaucher

Last days of being able to preview such wonderful bow-videos in Apollo without clicking on them.


Independent-Gur1617

How does one know any of this?


Malice0801

Click the link and you'll understand.


Independent-Gur1617

My god


Malice0801

So few people clicked the link or Google what a 8560 looks like. They just all believed it to be real.


WeakMeasurement2492

MOTHERFUCKER IM GONNA FIND YOU


Le-monk__

This dude products


yerbrojohno

Who knew a bow review could be so fascinating. That Youtuber is as excited about bows as Ian from forgotten weapons about firearms.


mrsdoubleu

Why did this comment remind me of that scene from My Cousin Vinny where Marisa Tomei's character is talking on the witness stand.


shpoigle

Ya know ropes are pretty cheap ![gif](giphy|OexsRkSsA27THqruR9)


marinedream1

I cannot taketh it anymore


Mafoop

Back in ye olden days


UnconquerablePower

Avg jee aspirant


thepixelatedduck

Can confirm


Difficult_Monitor_69

Dude so broke just go to America you can get a hand gun for 80 cents but a gallon of milk is like 20 bucks


Oogie411

What handgun costs 80 cents that won't explode in your hand?


A_happy_snowman

If it's for suicide, so what if it combusts? If the explosion kills you, you won't even have to buy bullets.


Sirifys

Sounds like that meme "failed successfully"...


DonnieCute_Mwone

if u want to die the way u want then that aint the way


Prudent_Effect6939

I dont think the combustion would kill you, just put you in more pain. Kinda the opposite of whatcha want in a suicide


A_happy_snowman

Surround yourself with gasoline?


Prudent_Effect6939

That is still survivable.


A_happy_snowman

Well, then. What CAN kill you, involving this kind of explosion?


Prudent_Effect6939

The bullet that you'd need to buy straight the brainstem.


Oogie411

That's oddly brilliant, lol!


Prudent_Effect6939

I thought they were like $200


Creeper127

Where the hell are you finding a $200 handgun?


Andheri55

Counter strike i think


[deleted]

*Hi-Point enters the chat*


Prudent_Effect6939

Do you not have the ability to use google?


[deleted]

A 3d printed one


_Odian

Can't you just consume the guns instead? How many guns are needed to feed a family?


A_happy_snowman

I know how I want to go.


Gizzont

First gun was invented around 1000AD *people in 999AD*


Good_Smile

If russian roulette was a workout


[deleted]

A dude got shot with a crossbow and then beheaded with a sword on the street where I grew up (this was like 1999 not 1399).


cacheormirage

stealth kill


UnaccomplishedUser

That's how they did it in the good ol days.


[deleted]

Suicide attempts circa 1100


Protol1th

And thats how germany banned crossbows cause 2 ppl in a different part in the world killed themselfes with it. Sadly no joke


Mr_Hiss

I feel like you've gotta be at least a little bit actually suicidal to do this, even for a joke. One slip and it's all over


Rare-Estimate-2341

This is not the recommended method for flossing your teeth.


Griffinw45

When you want to off yourself but you can’t afford a gun


Lunagirlzkitty_19

He’s testing if he can respawn


TheNicoPro888

🫡


TimTomTank

The shit people do for comedy. This is freakin hilarious. But I really hope that arrow was photoshopped. Hard to tell on a potato camera photo. ...kinda looks like it is.


[deleted]

human crossbow


Prestigious_Tax7415

He looks toast…He’s wearing socks so that bow is probably going off either purposely or accidentally


KaChoo49

Kurt Cobain if he was awesome


jeffreyclayborn

How'd he snap the pic?


Griffinw45

Set phone on timer


Born_Confidence4122

That one Archer in CoC when you have max everything but not even ranked in attacks


Loumind555

Suasid in the 1600


17vq90vw2

What happens when you use Wish Ender on the wall with your parents room on the other side


Bosnian-Brute22

Suicide medieval style


AllHomidsAreCryptids

The ranger in my campaign lost their elf wife


derrpinger

Look! Looooooose!………change!


CriplingD3pression

Kurt Cobain want to be


DontAskWhyINameThis

When you are too poor to purchase fancy fire arm


kORRa7777

Medieval suicide


Dave_the_slayer

Medieval supuku


GigophalaStanXOXO

Medieval suicide


DonnieCute_Mwone

what? he couldnt afford a gun


redchorus

In most countries, people need licenses to buy guns.


TheEasySqueezy

In civilised countries* FIFY


[deleted]

we murder with words, guns are for cnts


Im_Anxiety_247

He's being*creative*


redditorforever1

suicide with the lucksman


Murderware

Your ancient ancestors suicides be like: