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backchecklund

No Paul, you're supposed to assert dominance by not telling your players when they will be making their debuts so their families won't know either and after the game you belittle them infront of the media


CreepyInternetUser

Go the extra mile and tell them they are playing and let them buy 20 tickets for all their friends and family but then tell them you changed your mind a half hour before puck drop while their family is already in the building to truly emulate Babcock


Expensive-Method8321

i'll never ever be able to get over healthy scratching a player right before their first game with their whole family there. Was it babcock that did it or am i just projecting that onto him?


VanAgain

That was all babs. Pettiness is his thing.


CreepyInternetUser

Welcome to Toronto, Jason Spezza! *sike*


avanross

Psych*


AniviaPls

Psych my balls lmao


LongjumpingScene2327

Lol got em


ACalz

what did spezz even do to Babcock to deserve that? It still doesn't make sense to me to this day.


chalk_in_boots

Babs doesn't need a reason to pull bullshit, it's just how he treats everyone.


mooky1977

Mike Modano game 1500? NOPE. Sit down. Babcock is just a giant dick to his very core.


burningxmaslogs

Chelios at the outdoor game Holland and Mike illich(?)(owner)Wanted him to play.. Babcock wanted to healthy scratch him. So Babcock benched him after one shift. Chelios got trainers to get his son's to buy him beer chelly was hammered by the 3rd period. Babcock wanted him to play a shift chelly told Babs to fuck off. Their relationship had already been wrecked earlier i.e Modano etc. Babs was never going to be re-signed in Detroit or in Edmonton.


mooky1977

As a lifetime Oilers fan, thank fucking Christ. And good on chelly. I'd have gotten fucking drunk and told him to fuck off too.


Will_Ozellman

I think we should dress him for a shift or a couple just to get him that 1500.


AltaVistaYourInquiry

Spezza didn't do anything, Dubas did. Babcock wanted a shutdown, penalty killing, grinding 4C. Dubas pulled rank and signed Spezza instead. Babcock was making the point that the lineup was his decision.


ACalz

Thanks, i just wanted to understand the motive, that's all. I didn't know that part. And damn....


FlintstoneTechnique

It's probably worth calling out that Spezza was one of the best 4Cs in the league, did a great job of driving possession, was a great locker room presence, and massively outperformed his contract.


ghost_curse123

Exist


Demonox01

He seems like a total psychopath. This offseason was my first time really paying attention and it's nuts what he got away with.


doctorvictory

Babcock did that with Jason Spezza, but he wasn’t the only one - Rick Bowness did the same a couple years ago with Riley Tufte


JugEdge

> Rick Bowness Never won a 'ship.


InterwebberATM

No one should EVER forget Rick Bowness for that shit. Always thought very highly of him as a coach until I heard the way he embarrassed that kid. Fuck this guy, never forget.


WinterSon

Who is Riley Tufte


doctorvictory

He was a rookie on the Stars who was from Minnesota and was told he would be in the lineup playing against the Wild in Minnesota, so he spent a ton of money on tickets for his whole family to come see him play (teammates even chipped in to help after he ran out of money). Bowness then changed his mind and scratched him an hour before game time.


Skate_19

Blashill did that to Dennis Cholowski the first time he would have played in Vancouver (where he's from). Cholowski wasn't playing great and needed a healthy scratch at some point to reset, but damn pick a different game


kazin29

I remember same thing happened to Kyle Turris in his rookie year.


AltaVistaYourInquiry

That screams "I need to send a bigger message" though. Like, maybe not only was he not playing great but also he wasn't putting in the work and needed more than just a healthy scratch to kick his ass into gear.


dolphin_spit

Jason Spezza’s first game as a leaf (childhood team)


NikoPopp

It was also against Ottawa..


gmrepublican

Should force the rookies to spill dirt on teammates, promise them you won’t share what they say, then share it anyways. Maybe make players scroll through their pictures on their cell phones too. Babcock gets such a bad rep when, in reality, he’s an alpha male who understands how to win at both life and hockey. You think Eddie Shore didn’t push around rookies, fuck with players’ families (mentally and financially) to build character, or look through players’ cell phones? You do whatever it takes.


[deleted]

>Maybe make players scroll through their pictures on their cell phones too what about not being a bitch and just scrolling through their photos yourself? way more coach-like and manly


gmrepublican

Fair. Babs isn’t perfect, and I’m sure he’ll learn from this mistake. Hopefully he doesn’t publicly admit it, though. Alpha males should never admit wrongdoing.


IAmWhatTheRockCooked

*squints*


Mean_Mister_Mustard

Oh, piss on Eddie Shore.


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

Old time hockey?


Mean_Mister_Mustard

Piss on old time hockey!


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

YER BLOWIN IT!


awayfromcanuck

>Babcock gets such a bad rep when, in reality, he’s an alpha male who understands how to win at both life and hockey. Eddie Shore and Babcock come from 2 different eras. The huge difference with Babcock is he continued with his bullshit when it's no longer tolerated. If Eddie Shore was doing it he was doing it during the 30-70s it was something that was tolerated and accepted during a time mental health didn't matter and it was just about "sucking it up". Not to mention there is a plethora of players and coaches who have won and life and hockey with the nonsense "alpha male" approach.


karma911

Woosh


awayfromcanuck

Definitely whoosh. Too many bad takes in some threads today, had one guy feeling bad for Formenton, I took the above for being serious.


vetus

Can you hear that whooshing noise? It's the joke flying over your head.


awayfromcanuck

You're late


vetus

But I got the joke


Gastradon

And then, 20 years from now when he's about to retire, let him hit 1499 games and then healthy scratch him for the rest of the season


[deleted]

“Enjoy your first game. It’ll be your last in an NHL arena”. Words of a true leader


rawboudin

That one really broke me. Modano, Spezza, were classless as fuck. But that comment was just mean spirited. How many games did you play in the NHL you fucking loser.


TheGardiner

Who did he say this to again? Just awful.


vanillaacid

Some older minor leaguer, i think on the last game of camp. With context, the sentiment was nice but the execution was terrible.


Scrubosaurus13

Was this Mark Stone in the preseason, or is this something entirely different?


SRSgoblin

Mike Babcock quote


Scrubosaurus13

Good god, I can’t believe he was even given the chance to fuck up in Columbus.


FirstTimeRedditor100

Don't forget to look through their phones too.


gayguyfromcanada

> Don't forget to look through their phones too. Incoming rant... Wouldn't it be illegal for an employer to demand to look through your personal phone? There's an obvious imbalance in abuse of authority. I've yet to hear of even one of these kids having the nerve to refuse. And I'm willing to bet Babcock saw a few nsfw pics of the players, and/or their gf. What if one of these kids are less than straight? Imagine how Babcock would react to seeing a player holding his boyfriend's hand... There's gotta be a bucket full of criminal conduct in Babcock. I'd love to see a reporter look into the criminal angle.


Xvash2

Nonsense, the best way to manage your rookies is to just never have them ever play in the NHL.


[deleted]

Make a mistake? Back to the doghouse!


BobanTheGiant

Why are you playing scared!!?!?!?


TheeVande

Coaches have gotten too soft! Back in my day they'd ask to look through your photos to know what kind of guy you were! I've had enough of the PC woke bullshit! /s ofc


podunk19

Nice babcock you got there.


DMCPhoenix-X

PoMo always has something great to say


[deleted]

This is why he’s survived as long as he has over the years. He’s adapted. He may not be the best coach but he seems like someone id want as a coach.


mattgodburiesit

I want him to win a cup honestly. Dude just seems like he gets it


AKShaolin

These quotes imply some sort of self reflection, which is required to adapt and adjust to changing environments. A stark contrast to compare to a coach that refers to themself in third person and gets a last shot in the league and yet hasn't seemed to change at all.


[deleted]

Yeah but I want to see through your phone.


Captain_Naps

The most-human of all coaches, perhaps.


trumpet_godd

His speech to the team before the finals was amazing as well


teddyjj399

To think I hated the hire at first too


[deleted]

People hated this hire until about Game 6 of the first round. I remember the thread that Panthers fans were pissed they made the playoffs because that meant another year of Maurice.


Robby_Bortles

It's true, we looked like a shell of our President's Trophy team under PoMo and none of us felt like he was the answer. He just kept talking about playing "playoff hockey" while we were well outside the playoffs. Then, we magically came alive to end the season, and saw what PoMo puck was all about.


zxxdeq

Still do, I have zero faith the Panthers will win anything with him at the helm. He's never had an issue being a good wordsmith, it's coaching winning hockey that has eluded him for damn near 30 years.


HVCanuck

We saw this in Winnipeg. Always eloquent and thoughtful. Unfortunately, his coaching here wasn’t nearly as good as his quotations.


2ndprize

He has that perspective of getting so close to the NHL and not making it. He knows as much as anyone what that is worth. Some of the best coaches are cut from that cloth.


HurrDurrThankyousir

Tough guy hockey Ted Lasso


aaaaaliyah

This really represents the modern coaching that we see now in the game which is actually about nurturing the players, which is good to see


Chadwickx

You mean asking to see your gf’s nude texts isn’t a great ice breaker?


ForeignWerewolf

😂🤣 Not great, no


Ddpee

Can i please get the story for this…


BoogerShovel

Babcock probably


trudenter

Babcock wanting to look through players photos on their phones


tsFenix

That would be Mike Babcock, legendary CBJ coach with 0 losses on his record!


MajorTherapy

Lol, reminds me of a quote from Parks and Rec. "You only get to see the second Twilight movie for the seventh time once."


trumpet_godd

god I love that show. one of the few sitcoms I can go back and watch endlessly


younggun92

One of the few from that era that didn't age badly either. I tried re-watching How I Met Your Mother, and while I will always love the show, it did not age well whatsoever.


kirnehp

Community has aged the best imo.


ron-darousey

it truly was streets ahead


Bout73Ninjas

Community is - and always will be - timeless


YouCanFucough

I want to believe that, but there is SO much pop culture referenced in that show, and an entire character is based around it.


Jrocbabyjrocbaby

Its the chair


deletedtheoldaccount

All seasons or just 1-3? Wild take, I respect it.


[deleted]

I'd argue S4 is mostly bad and the later seasons are kind of weird/uneven, but the show has aged pretty well overall. It was one of the last big network sitcoms to launch as streaming kind of killed the mid-week sitcom format, and I think it shows throughout the show's run. HIMYM feels like a product of the mid 2000s, even if it ran well into the 2010s. With that said, the first couple seasons are starting to feel like a time capsule for sure. I'm getting old.


trumpet_godd

yeahhhhh I tried watching a few episodes recently of HIMYM and it was rough


deletedtheoldaccount

Yeah but there is a random Mason Raymond reference so that’s… something?


killderson

I thought it had one of the best final seasons, too.


IamMrT

I think it aged poorly because of how much TV comedy was changing and streaming rising at the same time. It’s kind of the last big TV sitcom of that style, and anyone used to the newer comedies will find it hard to watch. Even Big Bang Theory or Two and Half Men mostly had staying power at the end with boomers, which wasn’t HIMYM’s demographic. I don’t think it’s any less funny, but it’s much slower and takes way longer for the plot to develop compared to shows like Barry or Modern Family. Parks and Rec, the Office, Modern Family, and Community all have a style that is much more palatable today. The multi-camera format with a laugh track in general now feels incredibly dated. Big Bang Theory feels closer to The Honeymooners than it does anything that came out around its last season. I’d wager the majority of popular TV comedies today and especially the finished ones that are really popular to stream are single camera.


RoadDoggFL

Makes me feel even better about not liking that show.


Cla55y

The contrast from this to Sutter last year talking about Pelletier's debut game is both very funny and kinda sad.


2ndprize

Sutter played 400 games in the NHL, Maurice just missed making it. Those guys that never got the chance understand how special it is.


Splodgerydoo

Could be that, could be that Sutter is just a dick


Chadwickx

Why not both


2ndprize

I think the root of his successes and his failures are both in his ability to be a huge dick. Like Torts


Boboar

Sutter is nothing like Torts. Torts very openly and demonstratively cares about his players. But he also cares about winning and he won't tolerate players who aren't committed. Sutter is a grumpy old douche who uses mind games to motivate his players into... something.


2ndprize

Still dicks. I love torts. They are just good at negative reinforcement motivation


AnonT23

Is Torts even a dick like that?


Adipose21

I don’t think so. I think Torts just expects so much from his players. And he’ll let them no in no uncertain terms if they’re not meeting those expectations. Honestly I’ve always responded well to that kind of leadership and would love to play for Torts, if I could play hockey


SecretFatKid

When pissed he's horrific to be around, and that happens kinda easily. A lot of people don't get to see when he's in the teach/coach/mentor mindset that he's genuinely a gruff, but nice guy to be around. He is fiercly loyal, which is what gets him loved in the locker rooms.


rawboudin

Torts seem to be well.likwd.by most player no?


TerdFerguson14

Sutter's a dick. And the people that loved it and passed it off as "dry humour" were annoying. Glad you guys are rid of him


TheKevinShow

I hope Sutter never coaches a game in the league ever again. He’s a fucking dinosaur and his coaching style has no place in the game.


trenchdick

If he wasn't so damn stubborn he'd be a great coach. Just unwilling to change at all.


ForeignWerewolf

Always liked Paul Maurice. Wish more coaches took his/Jon Cooper’s approach


gilbertusalbaans

I imagine Sully is a decent guy underneath that look that’s always on his hairy big toe of a face


[deleted]

Montgomery is like that. Something I think that helped the Bruins a lot last year.


NicoHam

it always makes me proud to hear ex lightning players talk about Cooper.


Metalock

I remember watching some random, meaningless regular season game Tampa won once, and Cooper was still in the tunnel giving fist bumps to all his guys and I remember thinking "that's the coach I'd want to play for" I also always loved this moment with Stamkos lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ganqs7D7ew8 Also when he was interviewed mid-game when Tampa was going for the three-peat (but behind) and he just shrugged it off like "eh, we've already won two, I'm coaching in the greatest league in the world, I'm happy to be here." Just seems like a chill, down-to-earth dude overall


Splodgerydoo

Could have the Kellan Lain debut where you get ejected 2 seconds in


younggun92

Kellan Lain got stats in his first game, that's a W


Chuckolator

NHL Record Holder for Fastest Ejection to Start a Career Kellen Lain?


darkerthrone

Legend


[deleted]

Mike Babcock says fuck all of that shit


Dr_Colossus

Sutter takes a dump this too.


The_Reddit_Browser

Quotes like this make me appreciate how much of this stuck with Rod after Paul Mo coached him. Really was clear listening to Paul talk before and during the ECF last year that he’s very much focussed on getting the most out of guys but also letting them enjoy the moment.


silverdollarflapies

Common PoMo W


TheRealKyloRen

That really is an all time great sports quote. I hope that gets remembered, seriously. That's like "Field of Dreams" quality. Just someone talking about the pure love of hockey. So humanizing and somehow relatable.


zirky

tldr; it’s your mom’s game


[deleted]

Great coach. Really shows what good looks like in the NHL and why Babcock has no place in the league anymore


canadianplayer007

I wish things were different from how they ended with us, Paul...


Aromatic_Razzmatazz

He's the Anti Babcock. This is just so lovely


Gluske

Maurice has always been a great guy


arrbez

Best interview in the business


toastguy7

I know there’s some debate on how effective he is as a coach, but Paul Maurice is definitely a charismatic guy


SnowshoeTaboo

Wise words from a guy with a wealth of them.


quaglandx3

That’s fucking awesome!


MajorasShoe

Beautiful


Striking_Economy5049

Now that’s the right way to look at it


ItsAllBeenDoneBe4

This is hockey.


lbc1358

*Mike Babcock hated this.*


Mash709

He's the Anti-Babcock.


assmoses

My brain went straight to Kyle Turris and Wayne Gretzky.


ilikehockeyandguitar

Common Maurice W.


Adorable_Confusion88

Crazy


Magneticman555

Great quotation Paul


magicandfire

Maurice will always hold a special place in my heart as a Canes fan ❤️


Mash709

Way to go Paul!


Suitable-Pea-8226

I like the trend of having coaches in the NHL that treat their players like human beings.


burner-raven1

David Gustafsson


FookenL

Effin’ A


Canucksfan2018

You're only gonna play 8 minutes so I really don't care how you play.


SMA2343

That’s a really good mindset to have.


dmb4040

Absolute class act


viceslikeviper

Hmmm. Thought his heart wasn’t in it anymore.


ZombieJesus1987

He is the anti-Babcock.