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nanana_catdad

Not on our team anymore but, not only full name but birthplace: “Longbeach native Matt Nieto”


icecreambandit7

In a similar vein we had “Harvard Alum Alex Killorn”


NoGiCollarChoke

Derek Ryan. Ryan Nugent-Hopkins too (although the national broadcasters do not use his full name)


sovietmcdavid

Yes, it's not nuge, or RNH... it's the full Ryan Nugent-Hopkins lol


7Stringplayer

When he was with us it was Long Beach native Matt Nieto


BillThePsycho

I wonder how Long Beach Native Matt Nieto is doing. What happened to him?


BrEzeCo

He came to Pittsburgh and promptly perished.


nanana_catdad

rip LBNMN


Kill_Ian

To shreds they say


RumBox

🎶Glory, glory Matt Nieto🎶


YeahFella

Ahh reminds me of Mimico, Ontario's Dave Bolland.


babypointblank

Shouldn’t that be Long Beach native Matthew Nieto or am I being excessively pedantic?


7Stringplayer

I think Randy Hahn said Matt


nanana_catdad

you beat me to it


runningunderground

Nino Niederreiter. It's just so fun to say.


JonTheWizard

Gimme fuel, gimme fire.


Mr7three2

Give me Timo Fuckin Meier


JonTheWizard

Oh that's another good one!


Mr7three2

Flows better than Nino honestly


HowIsBabbySharkMade

Aw, we had so much fun with that the day of his 5 goal game. I miss him and am really glad y’all like him so much.


seclusivebeauty

I did hear a lot of Niko Mikkola these playoffs, which is also fun to say!


OoooHeCardReadGood

I miss Dennis Beyak


dv666

Did he retire?


sjs72

LongBeachNative MattNieto


nanana_catdad

love how at least 3 of us responded with the exact same answer. I’ll never forget you LBNMN


j-schwa

Jack Hughes and Luke Hughes


AbsurdOrpheus

Canucks: All of them


MarvelousOxman

Murdoch only says the "JT" part for Miller, the Crowd chants his surname.


Kroger453PredsFan

He doesn’t say Jimothy Timothy Miller? I’m truly disappointed.


kn0w_th1s

It’s downright disrespectful, in my opinion.


BigCockBrockBoeser

If we’re paying attention, we catch on at the T so really he just says the J


gletschertor

They had to with Henrik and Daniel so they just kept going with it?


hannah_nj

I dunno what they’re gonna do when the 2nd Elias Pettersson joins the team


PTCruiserApologist

I've been thinking about this more than I should


browsiee

They probably have different middle names, they could always use an initial or just say all three or however many they need to


aessae

Turns out they have different *first* names, the one who's been on the Canucks since 2018 is [Fredrik Elias Pettersson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elias_Pettersson?useskin=vector) and the newcomer is [Elias Nils Pettersson](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elias_Pettersson_\(ice_hockey,_born_2004\)?useskin=vector).


GoldenChest2000

Would you look at that Another Nils


Alt_PastaTitsss

Having flashbacks to when the Islanders had Brock Nelson, frans Nielsen, and Anders nilson


allenbraxton

They absolutely did not - Shorty and Cheech rarely said anything but “Henrik” and “Daniel”


hannah_nj

I’m unironically so excited lol..maybe they’ll both play a preseason game together


Tajahnuke

Not so much with the Stars nowadays (the national guys just mispronounce 80% of our guys) I have never heard Pekka Rinne mentioned by any human being who did not utter the entire name.


hugentnopkins

Pekka Rinne walked so Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen could run.


yumenohikari

Conor McGahey (Avs radio guy) pretty much admitted during the first Avs-Sabres game last season that he goes out of his way to say Luukkonen's full name as much as possible because it's fun.


DashTrash21

Roope Hintz usually gets the full name treatment doesn't he? I wish they'd say it like Stewie Griffin would say it, just once. 


Tajahnuke

he usually does, yeah. He does get "Hintz" often, though. The best part is how Pete DeBoer pronounces it ROOOO pee


Baboshinu

I’ve heard “Pekka” more than “Rinne” which I find funny


Federico216

I think they're saying 'pecorino'


AvsJoe

Devon Toews gets the full name treatment every time. Logan O'Connor and Jack Johnson usually do as well.


Burdwatcher

well, Jack Johnson frequently being on the ice at the same time as Erik Johnson more or less made that a necessity


Chiggins907

Devon Toews is probably so people don’t think Jonathon Toews. He is newly out of the league and a huge name in the 2010’s, so it’s probably to avoid that confusion.


Kronzor_

It’s rare to hear the Avs use last names at all. Usually it’s like “Nate, to Cale, to Mikko, HE SHOOTS, BIG Val gets the rebound scooooooorees. Big Val from Mikko!!!” It’s very strange as a neutral fan.


AmeriCanadian98

It definitely has an impact on the impression that they're Homers (beyond the level that most local guys are) when they act as familiar as they do


Kronzor_

It’s weird it feels kinda beyond homers, makes me feel like they think they’re part of the team. Like they’re in the room and they’re just buddies with all these guys. The wings guys, they’re homers. But in a good way. They care about the team and watch the game with red and white glasses, every penalty against is a bad call, that kinda thing. But they don’t act like they’re buddy buddy with the current players.


stoneman9284

Yea, I moved to CO about 8 years ago and found that extremely jarring. Still don’t like it. The Rockies broadcast does it too.


DominionMM1

Toews was the first guy that came to mind.


elevenibba

Kaapo Kakko


Aggravating_Frame597

I feel like they say Artemi Panarin quite a bit too


huffer4

That’s cause it just kinda sounds like one mildly longish name. It’s kinda fun to say.


TheQuietW0LF

It's not all the time but two first names, two syllables usually prompts announcers to use his full name: Nick Paul does it all.


TheSovietSky

Canucks legend and Stanley Cup Champion Oliver Ekman-Larsson


CamaroGirl96

Yes I was going to say this too. It also sort of made me chuckle because he had the longest name on the team. Yet Shorty somehow just preferred it.


ugh168

Just say it fast and enough it will sound like Lossem-Tossem


Sss00099

Funny enough, that’s the exact name I was thinking too. He always gets the full name treatment as a Panther.


TheSovietSky

It’s just fun to say I guess


perat0

Lawsum Tassum


GatoDiablo99

*thousand oaks native* Trevor Moore


MrSchnuffles

I'm not sure there is anybody on the Caps right now getting that treatment, but it used to be Vitek Vanecek. Vitek Vanecek is a name to be savored.


Mr7three2

The Habachi King.


I_am_not_JohnLeClair

Not a Panther but Carson Soucy gets the full name treatment more than not


MaddenStar10720

carter verhaeghe. it’s not an “always” thing but its very common


Kronzor_

I wish he'd pay for boston because I want to see their announcers wrestle with that one.


smurf9913

Not on my team but John Michael Liles


drunKKKen

Wasn't he just John Michael, no surname? :P At least he was a special snowflake back in the NHL 2005 game.


xThat1Guyx42

"Jack Hughes passes back to Luke Hughes, back to Jack Hughes." It's a good problem to have at least 🤷‍♂️


MangoJuice82

Good thing both brothers have single syllable names


xThat1Guyx42

Seriously, mama and papa Hughes did good on the single syllable names. They had the foresight to make announcers lives easier lol


haxoreni

Well they kinda made a mistake with the first one so they made sure they got it right with the next two


RightOnEh

I remember Colton Sceviour being one


TheGreatStories

When we had beyak he had a few players on other teams he loved to call. John Michael Liles was his favorite


gatsby712

Feel like people say Roman Josi a lot. Craig Smith and Colin Wilson were obvious ones back in the day.


spagboltoast

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins


PuzzleheadedPay4474

Fil Hronek


Seattlekrakenlegend

KIRRRRIIIILLLL MAAARRRCHENNKOOO


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Kristopher Letang


-pkay27-

Thanks, Pierre.


Povilitus

ANYWAY DOC AND EDZO WHEN KRISTOPHER LETANG WAS WITH VAL D’OR OF THE QUEBEC MAJOR JUNIOR LEAGUE HE HAD BLONDE HAIR AND WAS TEAMMATES WITH BRAD MARCHAND OF THE BOSTON BRUINS


DashTrash21

That's it? You didn't even mention any of the Staal brothers. 


sovietmcdavid

OR THE MONSTER OF THE GAME SIDNEY CROSBY!!!!!


Federico216

I CAN!


PasswordMustContain

Holy potatoes this is the literal first thing I thought of


kingkellam

Brian Mudryk LOVES calling Mike Pezzetta "Mike Pezzetta". Unless he scores, then he's "Michael Pezzetta"


fas3630

Not on my team, but it took me years to figure out that Fedor Tyutin was a first and last name because Steigerwald would always say it so seamlessly as one name I thought his last name was Federtutin.


fWARWhatIsItGoodFor

Mat Barzal and Bo Horvat Unless it’s Butch, then it’s Mark Barzal


yosoyboi2

Ryan Nugent-Hopkins is very often called by his full name.


hockeystuff77

Brick township New Jersey native Jim Dowd


youres0lastsummer

represent


Lindydreau

Rasmus Andersson for us But Brayden Point for Tampa to a degree


JustHereForTheParty6

From years ago, it was Ville Leino. Imagine my surprise when it didn't say "Villeleino" on the back of his jersey.


Hockey1899

Not my team, but for the longest time I thought Devon Toews was his last name... Devontaes. Because that was the only way I ever heard it!


moutardebaseball

Joshua Roy


cheezefriez

The nickname Wawa as a result is so fun


jummyspring

Andrew Copp


twiddlybits1978

John Shorthouse - CHRISTOPHER HIGGINS


CallistosTitan

"Over to Lucas Raymond"


JustSixTrees

Idk if the Blackhawks do but Seth Jones when he was in Columbus


DiamondBurInTheRough

It was more common when we had both Jones brothers on the roster.


kazin29

Lawson Crouse


Hmswarspite55

Jujhar Kaira


leftpointsonly

Thousand Oaks native Trevor Moore


Old-Significance4921

Jujhar Khaira


Active_Kitchen_6314

JT Miller


RegularNumber455

Sheriff Shane Hnidy


Normal-Noise2314

Am I tripping or do they always say “Jamie Benn“


Tajahnuke

It wasn't a trip! Jamie was just checking your skates were secured to your feet correctly, he swears.


debotehzombie

Technically not NHL even though he’s played a few games, but both the Monsters and Jackets announcers always say Luca Del Bel Beluz’s full name every time and always trip over themselves doing it


nupharlutea

I think Rimer wanted to give himself one last challenge before retirement.


debotehzombie

Just had to prove to use he still had the dexterity to say names on the way out. God I miss Jeff already..


backwardzhatz

Arber Xhelaj - maybe not ALL the time but it’s close


Atticusxj

Wee Willie Nylander


TheGreatStories

When we had beyak he had a few players on other teams he loved to call. John Michael Liles


ThaddCorbett

Not Jerome Iginla. /s


alreddy-reddit

I feel like Adrian Kempe gets it a lot


samueLLcooljackson

It was always Michael peka. I think because saying just peker would not be so good


Burdwatcher

Daniel Sedin


MrLomax

I can still hear Jeff Rimer saying it clear as day in my head: RJ Umberger


nataska07

"Matty" Beniers sticks out as a potential example from the Kraken 


swordthroughtheduck

Not on the Flames but never forget about Big Logan Stanley


x-man01

Not on the habs but Pierre Houde would always say John-Michael Liles when we played him


marthmaul83

Jack Johnson


annoyedpsychstudent

The Sedins by necessity


[deleted]

In NHL 12, anytime Manny Malholtra had the puck the announcer would say his full name and I found it hilarious for some reason


islandguy55

OEL the obvious one?


maverickhawk99

This thread reminds me of Pierre McGuire. When you used to always name a players hometown or junior team.


lordexorr

JVR


ForeignWerewolf

Sidney Crosby


SCampo98

John Tavares


ZGVhbnJlc2lu

Every announcer jerks off with pride at being able to pronounce Joel Armia with a silent "J". I can't stand it. Not the name. Just the insistence to say the entire name as a cringe flex.


aessae

And then they get to his last name and fuck it up by stressing the wrong syllable.


jummyspring

Is it not ar-Me-uh?


vb5215

Kyle Connor


NtBtFan

Carey Price was previously... now one I think of as a full name callout most the time is Jake Evans. Cole Caufield gets it fairly often too, but I think Evans has the edge


Yacht_rock_rudder

Haven’t heard that nonsense since macguire


No_Pilot8753

Mike Hunt