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sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

Holy fuck, this is not what I was expecting at all


Yak_Mehoff

Cherish him Detroit, every hair on his head


praisedawings247

We do love our former Blues (maybe him and Walmen didn’t get along)


Yak_Mehoff

Hey man det is my east team and I love seeing the stl red wings. Perron, walman, husso, sunny d, and fabbri. Vova is one of my all time favorites players and wish him success. He is a beauty.


im_alliterate

fascinating having grown up watching the red wings and blues hate each other in the 90s to see this comment. then again chelios and kane became fan favorites on the red wings. 🤷🏽‍♀️


KeegoTheWise

fwiw, a lot of detroit families like mine ended up moving to missouri and developing a bit of a soft spot for the blues (especially because it gives us even more reason to hate the blackhawks lol)


Yak_Mehoff

Oh yeah man, I remember but ever since the red wings left out division /conference I can actually root for them. I grew to respect the organization when we were rivals, love /hate thing, but Lidstrom, Yzerman, fedorov etc are some absolute legends. I still root against them when they play the Blues, but tarasenko going to Detroit is awesome imo. I was actually scared he wld get money from Chicago or Colorado, I wld have to denounce my manlove of Vova if that were the case 😆


KennyPowersforPope

Weird how all of them are gone, aside from Husso (who also might be on his way out)


AmeriCanadian98

Damn we really did have a former Blue purge this summer Perron, Walman, Fabbri all in the last 2 weeks


Motown27

I really liked Sunny, I wish we could have kept him.


HappyInstruction3678

"Stevie signs some questionable free agent contract" \*Signs Kane and Tarasenko\* "My b Stevie."


sunshineeeeeeeeeeee_

Isn’t that how this works?


blimjahey

Wings are gonna be fun next year!


duelingdog

Kane-Compher-Tarasenko might be the 2nd line. Both teams will have fun when they're on, lol 


Nautical94

Compher will be doing a lot of backchecking lol


Mab_894

Tarasenko has gotten so much better as a two way player later on in his career


Gurth-Brooks

He didn’t do much scoring so that’s fine lol


Strict_Seaweed_284

50 points is not bad. He just needs to be a two way center with Kane and Tarasenko on the ice.


thatdudefrom707

y'all must've forgot to call 1-877-GOALS-NOW


AmeriCanadian98

He had 48 points in like 75 games, he scored at a fine rate lmao idk what the other dude is saying


CallistosTitan

It was a career year for him in goal scoring with 19 in 77 games.


poogle

Going to be chaos hockey at it's finest


LunarGhoul

My guess is we would put Tarasenko on the first line with Larkin and Raymond and then let Kane and Debrincat play together.


MajorasShoe

I hope not. Cat played waaaaay better with Larkin amd Raymond.


Material-Fish-8638

Wings are gonna be ~~scary~~ fun next year!


thewolfshead

How good is Tarasenko still?


LEDZ100

Not gonna drive offense but pretty solid and still has some finishing touch Bought in with Florida and played well with Lundell and Luostarinen in the playoffs


thewolfshead

Thank you!


Dereckg27

He just scored the ECF series winning goal against his old pals in NY, which is pretty cool.


Legendary__Beaver

He’ll probably be on our second line to start the year, probably post 15 goals for us hopefully 45-55 point guy.


HelloBello30

20+ goals and 60+ points is my guess with a full season


Oibrigade

they had him playing 2nd line when he first joined but our offense stalled. did well on 3rd line.


jugglinglimes

Planning the parade up Woodward as we speak.


mshimoura

https://imgur.com/a/WwVu36r


martyn_bootyspoon

Pittsburgh Penguins legend


hindey19

I watched every game he played for Pittsburgh and he was completely invisible.


matt_minderbinder

Keep your eyes open for the highlight video and get ready to be proven wrong. He was everywhere and nowhere at the same time.


Arch_Sorcerer

Then how did you watch him????? Checkmate


Gagnooo

The chemistry he had with Crosby was second to none


Kronzor_

Just another tale of former Crosby linemates getting priced out of Pit 


The_Reddit_Browser

Welcome to the club!


the_hume_3

Cant imagine him in any other jersey


AnxiouslyMikey1111

Well this was out of fuckin nowhere


DebbieDowner40

Honestly I thought he was someone the wings would look to add, but was interesting about him buying a house in Florida 


Halostar

He'll fit in as a snowbird


MightyPlasticGuy

All Russians with money have real-estate in Florida, especially soflo.


Apocalyptic0n3

That's how it is with anything related to us at this point. Yzerman doesn't allow leaks. If something gets out, he just walks away. It's wild how tightly he keeps a lid on things.


A638B

Except Trouba right? That’s still going to happen, right?


Blagurtha

😅


Camarama421

Makes the Penguins email look even weirder


saharashooter

Cannot believe this sub got fooled *by a troll that easily. Zero actual news sources picked it up and it was obviously written in a notes app. If it was a real leak they'd have shown the subject line and the email address that sent it, but they didn't because it wasn't real.


leafer91

I am hearing Ohtani and Tarasenko are on a plane to Toronto at this very moment...


No_Pineapple_4609

Email?


Panarin10

Short for electronic mail


tall__guy

It’s a series of tubes


BillHicksDied4UrSins

What the fuck is the internet?


Ruiner5

Magnets


LarksMyCaptain

Glass and metal


Throwawaydontgoaway8

How do they work?


bigbeats420

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.


_Salsa_Shark

ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE GUNNA PAY YOU ARE THE ONES WHO ARE THE BALL LICKERS!


Side_of_Eggs

moviepoopshoot.com


mcvey

HOW MANY PEOPLE WANNA KICK SOME ASS


kittensmittens126

Be kind, that's my nana's account


Groovicity

But that's not important right now...


Thinkofthewallpaper

Long for e.


silverdollarflapies

I don’t do, like, the e-mails…


EvangelionOG

They sent out an email saying they were close to signing Tarasenko Whoops!


Calb210

The wording was "Tarasenko is a Penguin" I believe


EvangelionOG

You are correct


Calb210

Was definitely a whoops on their part


Ryuzakku

He’s pulling a reverse Hossa and signing for the Penguins in 2 years


RelevantJackWhite

They sent out an email saying they had Tarasenko* lol


Shills_for_fun

Tarasenko is a Penguin. *Narrator: he wasn't*


theuserestuser

Some weird internal email about how they signed Tarasenko the other day


sharkbates1208

The St Louis Blue Wings cycle continues


Capt-Daddy

The St. Detroit Red Blues


Mabubifarti

Purples?


Chiggins907

Perron, Fabbri, Husso, and now Vladdy. Am I missing anyone? Edit: well that lasted all of thirty seconds. Fabbri just got traded.


sharkbates1208

Jake Walman, Oskar Sundqvist And Thomas Greiss if you count it in reverse too😭


AmeriCanadian98

Including reverse also adds Nick Leddy and Jakub Vrana


yellenatmalarkey

Ty Conklin on both sides of his Blues tenure.


jummyspring

Kostin and De La Rose if you want to count them


Team_XX

We had Sundqvist at one point too


itsMurphDogg

Yzerman moves like a ghost


thatdudefrom707

Yzerman hacked the penguins email list


MoldyMerkin

https://preview.redd.it/9a6gtahqpdad1.png?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c678ae7aa8c9aa487f86c8b5c3a144726da42f5


yellenatmalarkey

Dubas had it, lost it.


SwagNuts

Respect for a blues fan making this joke


gj45

Real Yz move in silence like lasagna


chiddie

Maroon to Chicago and Vova to Detroit. I hate this place.


Calb210

They didn't even have the decency to have vova and Frenchie at the same time for us


jspqr

But we do still have Fabbri!


ImNotSoGrep

Nevermind...


jspqr

lol yup. Good luck to him. I liked him.


ImNotSoGrep

I did too! Wish he was healthy the whole time he was with us


Godunman

r/agedlikemilk


Calb210

How could you do this


big_phat_gator

"Ah fuck i cant believe you done this"


Aggressive_Yak5177

Spoke too soon.


Baboshinu

I’m sorry (no I’m not)


KingdokCAN

The St Louis <—-> Detroit pipeline runs again? Just with a few detours


footballfina

Why is this team becoming the 2023 post deadline Rangers?? Kane, Vladi, Motte (and also Gus!) Should be fun and competitive, the Atlantic remains and fucking beast


Shiny_Mew76

Wouldn’t be surprised if we meet in the playoffs. It’s about time Detroit made it after having been a rebuilder for nearly a decade.


Aterro_24

Holland burnt the fields and poisoned the wells before he left. It took like 3 years to even get back to Actually starting the real rebuild since he left us with nothing but Larkin and a ton of awful contracts


CountOff

He hit us with that Dave Dombrowski Dad took all the capri suns and left for a pack of cigarettes


Bad_Wes

I've been saying this same thing for a while. Holland left when the team was still burning down, and Yzerman had to extinguish the fire and wait for the ashes to cool down before he could start the rebuild.


Aterro_24

Year's off I think but Copp was also a deadline add from you guys


TheGameWaker

Well those aren’t the Pittsburgh Penguins


Puzzleheaded_Pound31

why he say fuck me for


toothwzrd_

Stevie Y aka mista steal yo girl over here


EmmThem

Something about Russians and the Red Wings feels correct to me. I think as a kid I really liked Sergei Federov more than was expected as a Blackhawks fan.


im_alliterate

correct.


Monkey-D-Luffy787

The insiders really got nothing on Yzerman, Feel like this came out of left field


Bigmayer

Runs the tightest of ships


markcubin

I imagine the punishment for leaking Yzerman's negotiations is public execution in Hart Plaza


big_phat_gator

Concrete boots in Lake Michigan.


poutinetrough

he'd do it on Steve yzerman drive while looking at the Gordie howe bridge just to really drive the point home lol


justino

We make you eat at hot taco exclusively for a week.


Daimyon

Yzerman doesn't spend even a second with the insiders


EctoRiddler

Take good care of him Detroit!


BenAdaephonDelat

Steve just thought he deserved a chance to play with Kane again when Kane's hip actually works.


Rinne4Vezina

But I thought he was a Penguin.


nostradamefrus

Birds aren't real, man


DrPercivalCox

YOU’RE not real, man.


SuperbWomanhood

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that Vladimir Tarasenko is an organism classified within the species "Homo sapiens," originating from the geopolitical region commonly referred to as Russia. If this *were* true, then that would mean he is not a Penguin. Can anyone else confirm?


aDayvanCowboy

what da hell that's cool


GenericDesigns

Ah yes, let one Blue go, gain another. The St Louis to Detroit pipeline is alive and well.


osocinco

Appreciate everything this guy did for the Panthers during this cup run. Some good veteran perspective and clutch goals when we really needed them. Good luck Vladi


CD23tol

https://preview.redd.it/9wwcn5iicdad1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e865d0be02c82957bcb50dd8f849325a54fe2f91 Steve’s infinity gauntlet of former blues gains another


schizodancer89

Pittsburgh had him, lost it. Yzerman picks him up.


CookedPeaches

I could see him clapping it from the blue line.


YourS_E_N_S_E_I

😐


Panarin10

Steal Exact same contract Perron signed a couple year back


Panarin10

Red Wings now have about enough cap space to give both Raymond and Seider $8m x 8 each


Longjumping-Ad9678

Considering they have 8 d and 4 goalies, i would expect some sort of move to come, and hopefully that will allow them to lock up both of them at any cost. I would hate to bridge either of them


BuffaloSoldier11

https://preview.redd.it/i9rb25q1ldad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05a68f4acde07dda8ced8cd6c9be330c61930a85


ahr3410

Kane and Tarasenko BFFs


Jonjon428

RIP Penguins legend Vladimir Tarasenko


bot_fucker69

Kane and Taresenko on the Red Wings. That’s *exactly* the team I associate those 2 players with


akedz3

Vladdy and Kaner? All that's missing now is their buddy Panarin lol


TacticalWipe

I would do unspeakable things to get Panarin to Detroit. Unspeakable.


Youve_Got_Kumail

https://preview.redd.it/16uxrla32ead1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=068a13efa636b8c22fd9c75f287f05a34c81f55f


heyheyitsandre

BAAAANG 2 years is absolutely perfect too!


AcadiaFlyer

I’m gonna miss him so much, good signing, Wings 


Raminuke

God dammit. It’s getting hard to not like the Wings. They just have so many of our old players, and damn are they fun to watch. They’re in the other conference now…but how do you forget that old central division hatred?


doireallyneedanewact

I suggest channeling the hatred towards Chicago, it works for me!


Raminuke

Don’t you worry, PLENTY of that to go around


Stones25

Hey guys!


OvechknFiresHeScores

As happy as I was to see the Caps make the playoffs, I honestly wish the Wings had made it in instead. Their insane Cinderella push the last two games plus their play being so much fun to watch should have gotten them in. Pretty dumb that the first tie breaker isn’t number of total wins.


DogePerformance

How that ended abruptly still breaks my heart. That was the most excitement we had in a while.


OvechknFiresHeScores

Yeah I can’t imagine being a Wings fan and seeing the run end like that. Goddamn Flyers.


1ToGreen3ToBasket

Us perennially sucking for long enough helps people not hate us too


Capitulation_Trader

You never forget. When a favorite player moves to a team you hate, I hope they lose every game 4-1. And your favorite player gets the one goal. Is how I’ll deal with a Stanley cup delivering blues hero playing for the franchise you’ll go to the grave rooting against. Salty? Sure. I hope Tarasanko (or any cup delivering blues player on that team) has a great season. And they miss the playoffs again.


p8ntballnxj

https://preview.redd.it/b0cl2d8xfdad1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b9551e91c050eb628607db4838559e81e187ddb


maxwellbevan

I think I called it the other day that whatever we moved Walman out for was going to be something nobody was expecting


MoldyMerkin

Still don't think we're done. We got a gaping hole on RHD.


neek555

What did Pittsburgh get in return? Future considerations?


MoldyMerkin

They can talk to San Jose about that.


Middle-Hair

Can’t for his Pens tribute video!


shanster925

https://i.redd.it/up5m9vxnfdad1.gif


blue_alien_police

God the Wings are gonna be scary upfront next season. Larkin, Cat, Kane, Raymond and now Tarasenko on the top two lines. Yikes!


Nautical94

Thank God for the rest of the league the back end is scary in another way lol


MoldyMerkin

What's wrong with 2RHD Jeff Petry 😂


whatlineisitanyway

It's okay DET plans on putting one forward on the ice zero D and five goalies. Take good care of Jack he is the bestest boy.


oceanic8675

I like it!!!


labinnac_esproc_02

Vladdy reunited with Kane lol. Sick


Scarlet_Spider39

If I had a nickel for every time Tarasenko reportedly signed with a Metro Division team only to be announced as being signed by a random Atlantic Division team right after - I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.


jspqr

I’d be lying if I said I had a good sense of his skill set at this stage of his career, but I’m still happy about this.


southernwing97

Numbers last year were slightly better than Perron with a notable difference in PIM . (Perron 55 to Tarasenko 12)


Paper_Rain

I thought he was a lock for the Pittsburgh Penguins. Detroit just swooped in out of nowhere.


KZWings

Well, he can't wear 10 and I don't think he's going to wear 91. Wonder what number he'll pick.


The_Power85

Will go down as an all-time trade deadline acquisition in Florida Panthers team’s history. Vlad had a big time goal in every series en route to the cup. I’ll always appreciate his time on the team and I wish him all the best.


Josefstalion

Jonatan Berggren, YOU are an Anaheim Duck!


KennyPowersforPope

Fabbri. Close though!


1ToGreen3ToBasket

You were close


Ohmancmonagain

Definitely saw this happening 👀


firebuttman

Pav with the assist


Okaywhy10

God dammit. Take care of him wings bros


Arfguy

Nice. Always want to see the Red Wings do better.


Averyboredpenguin

Pain


goredwings

WHAT LETS GO!!


Kooky-Ship793

God damn it I miss him already.


lovexlikewar

I’m absolutely heartbroken. I had faith he would take a team friendly deal. I was like the man just bought two multi million homes in Florida.


0-90195

I think “team friendly” would have been league minimum. We ain’t got no money right now


SnooOnions5029

Detroit’s gonna be fun to watch next season. Hope they make the playoffs


BellsBeersy

I was like half serious when I called this a few days ago, wow


RedHotChiliPotatoes

LET'S GO!!!


DetroitZamboniMI

He cannot wear 91 or 10


PrimisClaidhaemh

Or 9. Or 1. Or 19. Or 99.


Dubsified

This isn’t the Penguins email


beerock99

This is a good signing


Robial

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO


IgoatShesterkin

Rangers Legend


Balance47x

We talking about Kane?


IgoatShesterkin

Both will go down as Rangers and Red Wings legends


nitroblast

Hopefully his agent told him beforehand.


Donkilme

How can he play for the wings and the penguins?


QuarterNote44

Go Blue Wings!


LineMenArePeople_2

Did anyone see an article posted on here that was a leaked email from the Pens that Vladi was signing in Pittsburgh? Wonder what that was all about?