Mine is almost a year and she's 6.5lbs and never meows. We got her as a stray with no mom present at around 4-5 weeks, so she may not have ever heard a cat meow. She's been a spoiled princess her entire life so why grow up now right?
I had a massive 20lb maine coon cat named Meatwad who did not meow until he was almost 2 years old.
He was only prompted into meowing at all when we did a cross country move, where he promptly started howling in the car every day because he hated it so much.
The move was pretty traumatizing for him and he spent about another week howling under the bed. Somehow he messed up his voice permanently doing so.
After that and until his death at 13 years old, he would occasionally let out something vaguely resembling a bullfrog croak anytime he'd "meow"
Aww poor guy! Its hit or miss if they mind the car or not. We have one who hates the car and trieds to bite his way out of the carrier until the car stops. and one who wants to lay on the dash and watch the world fly by. She's fine for an hour and a half in the car but that's the longest trip I've taken her on. I'm sure she'd be fine on a road trip with stops.
They only meow when they need something! So your spoiling has given her everything she wants without her telling you ā¤ļø I have 4 cats that won't shut up if you ever want to see what you're missing
My Beth is almost 7 and she weighs exactly 6.8lbs never more never less. She was completely silent the first month we had her now she never shuts up. I wouldn't have it any other way
My little baby is 8 and I don't know why she's so tiny but she is. She's at most 4 pounds and I almost die of cuteness overload when she runs at me with her tiny legs.
I've got one that's 10 years old that still meows like she did when I got her at 12 weeks. It's not quite as high pitched, but it's definitely a kitten meow.
My tiny girlie is a year old and a few weeks. She has a baby meow, but every once in a while a big kitty mrow comes out. Itās always funny when she has a big meow.Ā
One of my girls is 8 this year. Her and her brother still "meow" just like they did when I found them as kittens, which sounds like an exaggerated whispered '*mau*' Her brother is at a family member's house and they are fat but kinda stocky, lazy, skittish whisperers.
When they get louder its like a 1950s actress gasping audibly.
I have a boy kitty who is about a year old and he's 8lbs with the tiniest most adorable trilling mews ever. He's my forever baby! He also still suckles.
I had a cat like that, a rescue who looked like a siamese who stayed absolutely TINY. Alas, she had health complications and passed, but I'm glad we kept her happy for the few years we did.
One of my cats, who is a big ol' chonk, still has the tiniest little squeak of a meow. I don't know why she's that way. She only meows if she got trapped somewhere or if someone touches her anywhere but her chin. Squeaks of outrage come out of her if you do any petting in unauthorized locations.
My neighborās cat is about 1.5 years old and he still has the highest mew mew mew pitch Iāve ever heard in an adult cat. Most grow out of them but for some reason he still sounds like a tiny little kitten.
I got my baby when she was 6months old and now shes 11 months old. Shes still a baby but sometimes I look at her and go wow she grown a lot. Cant wait to see how she looks in a year!!
Look up Purina Liveclear, its a very special and not that much more expensive cat food thats helped IMMENSLY.
It's regular cat food but made with eggs from chickens that were raised around farm cats. The chickens create natural anti-allergans in their eggs when around cats to help their chicks, they bind to the allergens in cat saliva and heavily reduce cat allergys in humans when you feed them liveclear cat food.
It depends greatly on how severe your allergy is, as well as amount of exposure.
When we adopted our cat I was inside the shelter for like 10 minutes and I basically couldn't breathe and had to walk outside.
But in the house with our single cat, I only got a bit sneezy/runny nose if I had direct exposure to it. I got a prescription nosespray from my doctor that I was meant to use every day, and I could keep the allergy at bay almost entirely with a half-dose once a week. And after ~4-6 months my body seems to have exposure-therapied out of it because I don't even need it anymore.
Allergies are fucky though because it *can* just as well go the other way and you become *more* allergic from exposure... Not much rhyme or reason to it, sadly.
Just so you know, I was very allergic to cats, but someone told me it might just go away once you're acclimated to the cat. So I got one, and sure enough, my allergies eventually went away. Didn't take long either. I'm sure for some it's more serious, but there's a chance!
I had a cat for the first 10 years of my marriage. The cat was with my wife before I was so I kinda didn't have a choice. After the cat passed, and we moved, my symptoms got a lot better.
I worked on a farm once with my cousin and uncle. Uncle's cat had babies. I became really attached to one of the runts. Mom's allergic but says I can keep her if she stays in the basement with me. My cousin drives back home with us and leaves his favorite chunky boy of a kitten with me to keep my favorite kitten company. When my mom picks up chunky boy from being neutered, he recognizes her as his savior and follows her around ALL day every day. And to the misfortune of her allergy, she fell in love with the robust lil cottonball.
We had to set boundaries and my mom still had trouble with her allergies, but she fell so in love with them that she couldn't say no lol. It was a rough time for her but she still cries whenever they come up in conversation. RIP to the skinny little fuck and the fat little fuck. Stinky little hairball gremlins.
I'm mildly allergic. If cat dander gets in my eyes they get bloodshot and puffy and ich like no tomorrow. It's terrible but it's nowhere near as bad as never having any kitties around.
I am 99% certain that if we saw the minute or so of footage preceding this clip, it would be this guy's wife or girlfriend setting their kitten down, then getting out of frame so he could record their distressed little cat running towards him for comfort.
But wait there is more. People used to just few years ago throw their animals in oil buckets just to pretend they are saving random animals.
Humanity, what a beautiful creation.
Youāre probably right, but this is exactly how I got my first cat. A stray had kittens and they ran around the neighborhood pretty feral. But one day one of them just came running up to me and climbed up my leg so I took her home. Had her for 17 years.
100%. But a dramatization of facts doesn't undo the fact. I had a random kitten once get inside my house and declare it her new residence. We named her Esmeralda and lived happily ever after. Until of course her untimely demise. The curse of every pet owner
Glass half empty type, though I'm sure it happens. Just a cynical assumption to jump to.
"What animal just runs up to you like that?"
Baby ones. Being around children quite a bit, it's no longer surprising when a random child / friend on my partner's son grabs my hand not realizing I'm not their dad.
The kitten is socialized so some human along the way did that. It's not a negative view, just a view exactly as realistic as a (socialized) child reaching for a human adult.
Yeah, that's a sad trend. Some people hurt their pets and pose as if it's some poor animal they rescued. This one clearly also looks very well taken care of, which means the cat may have run away, has a mamma cat which may miss it or it's indeed their pet that they pose as a street animal. It's a sad world, my friend.
What are you guys crying about. Nobody is claiming anything. "You're now a cat owner" doesn't claim anything except the obvious. Now if someone had then shot the poor animal you might have reason to bitch and moan.
> Not one of them ran up to me in the middle of a paved pathway and climbed my leg.
RIP, [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad25P7Nlf2I) must have stole them from you. Distribution gets mixed sometime.
That's a very healthy and well cared for, very young, kitten that sees humans as safe people.
I'd say finding their owner and home should be the goal here, not being a sudden cat owner.
Or could be like where I live and have tons of cats everywhere, many cat owners to feed all the strays and love them, but the city won't do anything except catch and release them where they were found.
Like, we even asked our landlord for permission to be a part of the program cause there are so many cats on our property that aren't ours but they said no.
So like, we can't get in trouble for all the cats and can't do anything but manually take them to shelters and pay to make sure they get a home.
So it's kind of easier just to care for the neighborhood kittens.
I used to take cats in and care for them but I literally had 15 cats inside my home, not including the outdoor cats. It's kind of ridiculous, me and my partner drove through a nearby trailer park and counted well over 30 cats just walking around.
As of right now I personally have four cats, but take care of a good amount more outside.
One cat I could never get near had five kittens, we only seen four initially until we found the fifth in my dad's vehicle crying, that one became my kitty cat while the other four stayed with the mom (he wanted to go with us and didn't wanna be outside) but two of the kittens outside eventually went missing, I assume someone picked them up because they were ridiculously elegant looking. (The kitten I got was the odd one out, orange and floofy, the other four were white floofy one, a striped short haired one and two long haired black ones) The two black kittens are still with their mom, I can't get near them at all but always feed them as well as with four other strays I know about. Two grey&white kitties that look like clones and two orange kitties one deep orange and the other near blonde. Occasionally other cats stop by.
There was an apartment complex that got shutdown a few blocks away and they found around 30 cats in one person's room.
So many cats.
I can believe running into a random neighborhood kittens and recording it.
Cats are amazing creatures.
This video is made by a hoax influencer creating a fake scene (I am 99% sure), but the idea on which is based is real and beautiful.
I hate how majority of these kitten videos running up to people seem to be people just planting the cat and waiting for it to run back to them. Same with the ones that are dirty or injured. Can't help but to distrust them.
My family's first cat when I was growing up did this when she arrived in our home, as did the cat my wife and I adopted at the kill-shelter we found her at (during a Feline AIDS epidemic no less).
The first one picked me as the favorite one until I moved away and left her behind to live with my sister, and the one my wife and I raise now strongly prefers me over my wife or my kid.
I don't think I could pass up on a kitten that does this to me.
This is actually how I got my cat. Was heading in to Lowes to get my last paycheck and she just ran right up to me and crawled up my leg. One of the best days of my life so far! :)
I donāt think that was a stray cat that just randomly came along. Iām guessing they brought their kitten out set it down and walked away turned and filmed it coming to them
I'm super duper allergic. but that cat would have a nice space in my garage ( heated and cooled). I would get people to come by for super snugs I couldn't personally give.
Not a set up. Just out of picture is a large grey dim witted dog, comically stumbling over itself in pursuit of his feline adversary....and a spritely, cute carefree mouse sipping a pina colada watching it all unfold.
We should be so lucky to witness part of this experience.
Imaging how many pets we'd have if all animals did this? I'd have a pet turkey, pet pheasants, pet mongoose, pet chickens, a flock of pet birds and a whole family of pet pigs if they did this.
That little raggamuffin hurriedly said āHey listen just be my mother, ok?ā (While on the ground then when she crawled up the leg and got closer she said OK!?ā)
If this happened I'd legitimately just adopt the cat. I don't even like cats that much, I'm more of a dog guy, but what the hell if that's not the universe I don't know what is
Oh, it's the tail! There's something about those tiny bee sting kitten tails that is absolutely irresistible to me. The rest of the kitten is cute, but those TAILS!!! 3-5 weeks is the most... everything.
My cat did this once when I was butt ass naked. One of the worse pains ever if you aren't expecting it. I felt horrible when I slapped at the pain. Cat still likes me though, but he doesn't try to climb me like a tree any more either.
You is now blessed you is distressed and mostly you gotta take care of that calico mess. You have been chosen your life is frozen into taking care of That baby, be glad itās not a dozen.
little kitten mews š„° They grow out of those way too fast.
Unless they stay forever baby! I have one almost a year old that stayed itty bitty with little mews and I would die for her
Mine is almost a year and she's 6.5lbs and never meows. We got her as a stray with no mom present at around 4-5 weeks, so she may not have ever heard a cat meow. She's been a spoiled princess her entire life so why grow up now right?
I had a massive 20lb maine coon cat named Meatwad who did not meow until he was almost 2 years old. He was only prompted into meowing at all when we did a cross country move, where he promptly started howling in the car every day because he hated it so much. The move was pretty traumatizing for him and he spent about another week howling under the bed. Somehow he messed up his voice permanently doing so. After that and until his death at 13 years old, he would occasionally let out something vaguely resembling a bullfrog croak anytime he'd "meow"
Aww poor guy! Its hit or miss if they mind the car or not. We have one who hates the car and trieds to bite his way out of the carrier until the car stops. and one who wants to lay on the dash and watch the world fly by. She's fine for an hour and a half in the car but that's the longest trip I've taken her on. I'm sure she'd be fine on a road trip with stops.
They only meow when they need something! So your spoiling has given her everything she wants without her telling you ā¤ļø I have 4 cats that won't shut up if you ever want to see what you're missing
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My Beth is almost 7 and she weighs exactly 6.8lbs never more never less. She was completely silent the first month we had her now she never shuts up. I wouldn't have it any other way
My little baby is 8 and I don't know why she's so tiny but she is. She's at most 4 pounds and I almost die of cuteness overload when she runs at me with her tiny legs.
I have a 1.5 year old, he does not meow. He makes little meep noises.
My 3yo cat mostly chirps and likes to sit on shoulders. I am constantly reminding him he's not, in fact, a bird
I've got one that's 10 years old that still meows like she did when I got her at 12 weeks. It's not quite as high pitched, but it's definitely a kitten meow.
My tiny girlie is a year old and a few weeks. She has a baby meow, but every once in a while a big kitty mrow comes out. Itās always funny when she has a big meow.Ā
One of my girls is 8 this year. Her and her brother still "meow" just like they did when I found them as kittens, which sounds like an exaggerated whispered '*mau*' Her brother is at a family member's house and they are fat but kinda stocky, lazy, skittish whisperers. When they get louder its like a 1950s actress gasping audibly.
I have a boy kitty who is about a year old and he's 8lbs with the tiniest most adorable trilling mews ever. He's my forever baby! He also still suckles.
I had a cat like that, a rescue who looked like a siamese who stayed absolutely TINY. Alas, she had health complications and passed, but I'm glad we kept her happy for the few years we did.
Yep, we have one of those. He grew a little bit but he's still small for an adult male cat, and he's adorable.
My cat is a bit smaller than his older brother, and has a higher pitched meow for it. It's really easy to distinguish who is yelling at me.
One of my cats, who is a big ol' chonk, still has the tiniest little squeak of a meow. I don't know why she's that way. She only meows if she got trapped somewhere or if someone touches her anywhere but her chin. Squeaks of outrage come out of her if you do any petting in unauthorized locations.
Haha we've got two, a tiny one who never shuts up and a chonk who only meows when she really, really wants something.
My boy never did hehe - https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cv6Qk1eLoZG/?igsh=ZzljbzNnZnVtaHk=
My neighborās cat is about 1.5 years old and he still has the highest mew mew mew pitch Iāve ever heard in an adult cat. Most grow out of them but for some reason he still sounds like a tiny little kitten.
I got my baby when she was 6months old and now shes 11 months old. Shes still a baby but sometimes I look at her and go wow she grown a lot. Cant wait to see how she looks in a year!!
Even if you donāt want anything to do with a cat, it would be impossible to say no to that little face.
I'm allergic as all get out to cats. It'd be hard but I'd have to say no. I just hope my kids aren't around when it happens.
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Our veterinarian also has severe cat allergies as well and she says the same thing.
More power to ya, I need sleep and sleep apnea isn't worth a cat.
That's completely fair.
Ohhh I didnāt know this. I thought I was forever doomed to not be able to own a kitty. So glad I read this! Ty
Look up Purina Liveclear, its a very special and not that much more expensive cat food thats helped IMMENSLY. It's regular cat food but made with eggs from chickens that were raised around farm cats. The chickens create natural anti-allergans in their eggs when around cats to help their chicks, they bind to the allergens in cat saliva and heavily reduce cat allergys in humans when you feed them liveclear cat food.
It depends greatly on how severe your allergy is, as well as amount of exposure. When we adopted our cat I was inside the shelter for like 10 minutes and I basically couldn't breathe and had to walk outside. But in the house with our single cat, I only got a bit sneezy/runny nose if I had direct exposure to it. I got a prescription nosespray from my doctor that I was meant to use every day, and I could keep the allergy at bay almost entirely with a half-dose once a week. And after ~4-6 months my body seems to have exposure-therapied out of it because I don't even need it anymore. Allergies are fucky though because it *can* just as well go the other way and you become *more* allergic from exposure... Not much rhyme or reason to it, sadly.
My brother is allergic to cats, but there is one cat that does not cause him any allergies. BTW, they are farm cats.Ā
Just so you know, I was very allergic to cats, but someone told me it might just go away once you're acclimated to the cat. So I got one, and sure enough, my allergies eventually went away. Didn't take long either. I'm sure for some it's more serious, but there's a chance!
I had a cat for the first 10 years of my marriage. The cat was with my wife before I was so I kinda didn't have a choice. After the cat passed, and we moved, my symptoms got a lot better.
I worked on a farm once with my cousin and uncle. Uncle's cat had babies. I became really attached to one of the runts. Mom's allergic but says I can keep her if she stays in the basement with me. My cousin drives back home with us and leaves his favorite chunky boy of a kitten with me to keep my favorite kitten company. When my mom picks up chunky boy from being neutered, he recognizes her as his savior and follows her around ALL day every day. And to the misfortune of her allergy, she fell in love with the robust lil cottonball. We had to set boundaries and my mom still had trouble with her allergies, but she fell so in love with them that she couldn't say no lol. It was a rough time for her but she still cries whenever they come up in conversation. RIP to the skinny little fuck and the fat little fuck. Stinky little hairball gremlins.
I'm mildly allergic. If cat dander gets in my eyes they get bloodshot and puffy and ich like no tomorrow. It's terrible but it's nowhere near as bad as never having any kitties around.
ah, good to see the Cat Distribution System still working as intended
I am 99% certain that if we saw the minute or so of footage preceding this clip, it would be this guy's wife or girlfriend setting their kitten down, then getting out of frame so he could record their distressed little cat running towards him for comfort.
That is... almost certainly exactly what happened here.
Either that, or this guy doesn't particularly like cats or want anything to do with them, and is therefore a cat magnet... like me.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!! \*cries in jealousy*
My wife loves cats. She says they can sense her desperation. They won't go near her.
Yup. I canāt stand it, when people use animals for views like this.
But wait there is more. People used to just few years ago throw their animals in oil buckets just to pretend they are saving random animals. Humanity, what a beautiful creation.
Youāre probably right, but this is exactly how I got my first cat. A stray had kittens and they ran around the neighborhood pretty feral. But one day one of them just came running up to me and climbed up my leg so I took her home. Had her for 17 years.
A shelter took in a "feral" litter of cats by me.Ā I've had my boy for 3 years now!
100%. But a dramatization of facts doesn't undo the fact. I had a random kitten once get inside my house and declare it her new residence. We named her Esmeralda and lived happily ever after. Until of course her untimely demise. The curse of every pet owner
We got sherloc over here
Glass half empty type, though I'm sure it happens. Just a cynical assumption to jump to. "What animal just runs up to you like that?" Baby ones. Being around children quite a bit, it's no longer surprising when a random child / friend on my partner's son grabs my hand not realizing I'm not their dad.
The kitten is socialized so some human along the way did that. It's not a negative view, just a view exactly as realistic as a (socialized) child reaching for a human adult.
Also the kitten is a little too clean to be a stray
Realistic is how it's spelled not cynical
*Sherlock
Nah he's the Great Value version: Sherloc
Yeah, that's a sad trend. Some people hurt their pets and pose as if it's some poor animal they rescued. This one clearly also looks very well taken care of, which means the cat may have run away, has a mamma cat which may miss it or it's indeed their pet that they pose as a street animal. It's a sad world, my friend.
r/rimjob_steve
What are you guys crying about. Nobody is claiming anything. "You're now a cat owner" doesn't claim anything except the obvious. Now if someone had then shot the poor animal you might have reason to bitch and moan.
So is the cat distribution not a real thing then ?
Oh it's a real thing. I've had six cats. Only ever got one from a shelter.
One of my four cats was given to me by an old lady outside of a grocery store. CDS volunteer.
All three of my cats were strays. Not one of them ran up to me in the middle of a paved pathway and climbed my leg.
> Not one of them ran up to me in the middle of a paved pathway and climbed my leg. RIP, [this guy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad25P7Nlf2I) must have stole them from you. Distribution gets mixed sometime.
You must be fun at parties
you know, youd think this joke would get old after the 10,342 timeā¦ but also this is reddit so, thank you kind stranger!
CDS seems pretty efficient in this neck of the woods. you love to see it.
Are there no cat prisons? Are there no cat work houses!?
You mean the Hoomin Distribution System?
r/catdistributionsystem
I think someone just got claimed.
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CDS: Detecting a pet free owner, releasing kitten.
You've been chosen
Me: Honey, youāll never believe what I found on the way home Her: Yes. Yes, I will.
Makes me think of the Monty python bit with the guy and the pet ant. Just tons of animals like a tiger, a whale, etc
my heart grew 3 sizes this day
I think Iād have an actual meltdown
True. I'd be just standing there in the middle of the street crying for like half an hour before actually taking the little guy home.
That's a very healthy and well cared for, very young, kitten that sees humans as safe people. I'd say finding their owner and home should be the goal here, not being a sudden cat owner.
Or could be like where I live and have tons of cats everywhere, many cat owners to feed all the strays and love them, but the city won't do anything except catch and release them where they were found. Like, we even asked our landlord for permission to be a part of the program cause there are so many cats on our property that aren't ours but they said no. So like, we can't get in trouble for all the cats and can't do anything but manually take them to shelters and pay to make sure they get a home. So it's kind of easier just to care for the neighborhood kittens. I used to take cats in and care for them but I literally had 15 cats inside my home, not including the outdoor cats. It's kind of ridiculous, me and my partner drove through a nearby trailer park and counted well over 30 cats just walking around. As of right now I personally have four cats, but take care of a good amount more outside. One cat I could never get near had five kittens, we only seen four initially until we found the fifth in my dad's vehicle crying, that one became my kitty cat while the other four stayed with the mom (he wanted to go with us and didn't wanna be outside) but two of the kittens outside eventually went missing, I assume someone picked them up because they were ridiculously elegant looking. (The kitten I got was the odd one out, orange and floofy, the other four were white floofy one, a striped short haired one and two long haired black ones) The two black kittens are still with their mom, I can't get near them at all but always feed them as well as with four other strays I know about. Two grey&white kitties that look like clones and two orange kitties one deep orange and the other near blonde. Occasionally other cats stop by. There was an apartment complex that got shutdown a few blocks away and they found around 30 cats in one person's room. So many cats. I can believe running into a random neighborhood kittens and recording it.
Cats are amazing creatures. This video is made by a hoax influencer creating a fake scene (I am 99% sure), but the idea on which is based is real and beautiful.
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CDS chose you
I would absolutely love this! My two cats... probably not so much š¤£
God damn thatās such a sweet little dude <3
Meet your new landlord.
kitten: so, do you have a cat ? random dude: no kitten: now you do
Yoink. Stealing for /r/tinyorangekittens
Mew meeeew meep
It's a wonder that the little one knew it was finding a safe haven.
Today's Lottery Winner !
man if a cat did this to me i'd take him/her home... and i already have a cat and a dog lol
Looks like there's trouble, go to were he came and look for the family.
I hate how majority of these kitten videos running up to people seem to be people just planting the cat and waiting for it to run back to them. Same with the ones that are dirty or injured. Can't help but to distrust them.
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That's... what the comment you replied to was already saying tho
^Plot ^twist: the same idea, but phrased differently
I've probably been on reddit too long, everything just looks like arguing and all I do is argue too
Cat just adopted you.
Owner? You've been *adopted*
It's your honor. The chosen one.
My family's first cat when I was growing up did this when she arrived in our home, as did the cat my wife and I adopted at the kill-shelter we found her at (during a Feline AIDS epidemic no less). The first one picked me as the favorite one until I moved away and left her behind to live with my sister, and the one my wife and I raise now strongly prefers me over my wife or my kid. I don't think I could pass up on a kitten that does this to me.
You are his/her new mom
Her, for sure.
'Help I'm lost, I can't find my mom'
You are now a cat owner, please do not resist.
Over the years my family has been taken in by 3 cats. Same approach š»
Pick up that kitten right now or you wills surely go to HELLLLL!!!! ;-P
Pretty much how i became a parent of the 3rd cat...
Same š and I wouldnāt trade it for the world
This is actually how I got my cat. Was heading in to Lowes to get my last paycheck and she just ran right up to me and crawled up my leg. One of the best days of my life so far! :)
/r/CatDistributionSystem?
I donāt think that was a stray cat that just randomly came along. Iām guessing they brought their kitten out set it down and walked away turned and filmed it coming to them
Ohh well I am more of a dog person but this cat will do āŗ ![gif](giphy|mSSdh4DatRNGXHB5eJ|downsized)
I'm super duper allergic. but that cat would have a nice space in my garage ( heated and cooled). I would get people to come by for super snugs I couldn't personally give.
Oooooh, sweet baby
Not a set up. Just out of picture is a large grey dim witted dog, comically stumbling over itself in pursuit of his feline adversary....and a spritely, cute carefree mouse sipping a pina colada watching it all unfold. We should be so lucky to witness part of this experience.
I miss my lotuss moon
Can you imagine a evolution trait that is just you being outrageously friendly and cute and hope they will give you a shed to live in
Iām allergic to cats and they give me asthma but I wouldnāt be able to say no to that. Yep, you are coming home with me.
I think there's specialized food you can give them to reduce allergic triggers
I swear it's an evolutiomary trait at this point.
You mean cat's slave? We don't own them, it's the other way around. Even the kitten in this video yelled "MINE MINE MINE".
That's a sweet lil girl, give her all the love
You didn't choose cat life, cat life chose you.
Congratulations youāve just got adopt by a kitten.
Apsofuckinglutely not. He is my responsibility until the end of time. It works like that tbh...glad we share enthusiasm and life commitments <3
You are now the father š¤£š
I'll take 3 please
You have been chosen.
Imaging how many pets we'd have if all animals did this? I'd have a pet turkey, pet pheasants, pet mongoose, pet chickens, a flock of pet birds and a whole family of pet pigs if they did this.
That little raggamuffin hurriedly said āHey listen just be my mother, ok?ā (While on the ground then when she crawled up the leg and got closer she said OK!?ā)
You were chosen
But I don't want a cat. MEW. Ok fine, lets go.
I want this to happen to me!!!
Dammit! Now you know you have to take the kitten home!
THE CAT DISTRIBUTION SYSTEM HAS SPOKEN!
Cat Distribution Agent to Central : Mission accomplished, returning to HQ.
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"Hooman, I choose you!"
r/cats r/PointyTailedKittens r/IllegallyCuteCats r/IllegallySmolCats
r/illegallysmol
I only dream of a day like this.
The cat distribution system doesnāt make mistakes, myself, I ended up with 3 fresh ones last summer
If this happened I'd legitimately just adopt the cat. I don't even like cats that much, I'm more of a dog guy, but what the hell if that's not the universe I don't know what is
We have five and none are like this. They are not into any humans in my house.
Oh no. You have been chosen. Too late now.
I rub you, you belong to me now.
One of my cats upon hearing this: āOmgz, whereās the baby?!ā The other two: āThat fckn better not be real.ā
My Snuffy never meowed. He just opened his mouth and squeaked. Sometimes it was silent. I miss him so much.
Itās like on Zelda: Ocarina of Time where you run past a puppy in the market and now it follows you everywhere.
OMG how adorable!! ā¤ļø ā¤ļø Pet the damn cat already! I love how the person is just standing there too busy recording the cat to even care.
Oh, it's the tail! There's something about those tiny bee sting kitten tails that is absolutely irresistible to me. The rest of the kitten is cute, but those TAILS!!! 3-5 weeks is the most... everything.
Item Get! Smol Cat Equipped.
I've seen this video before. But it's adorable every time. That cat just really wanted someone to hold and feed her.
Hello human. I choose you.
the OP Cyber\_Being_ is a bot Original: https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/167i9w4/youre_now_a_cat_owner/
Who drops their kitten in the middle of the street to fake a video like this? Crazy
Why am I never this lucky to have a random kitten come to me so I can take it home and love it forever.
Always choose the one who chooses you.
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Heart melts like an ice cream sandwich on a hot summer day.
3 month later You're now a cat slave
Doot
Allocated. The universe spoketh.
\*You are now a Tortie owner\* Be prepared for the crazy GF you never asked for! And yes, I love mine dearly and have the scars to prove it.
You commin home with me !
u/savevideobot
Most adorable face hugger.
You have been chosen!
Bang! You're a cat owner.
Omg this is adorable
Yeah, chicks dig me
I love cats and dogs (I'm more a dog guy) but I will freely admit. There is nothing cuter than a kitten.
That is how it goes
https://preview.redd.it/u3q4kseg1ixc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e029df0d75ed33e543e5d1b2d9e52b6c86823451 Is this my cat?
So lucky. I wish this would happen to me.
My cat did this once when I was butt ass naked. One of the worse pains ever if you aren't expecting it. I felt horrible when I slapped at the pain. Cat still likes me though, but he doesn't try to climb me like a tree any more either.
Name her Hissy Miggins
This is why I never leave the house.
Congrats, you have been rescued
It's just that easy isn't it?
No going back now...
It really be like that
Literalmente, le escogiĆ³ jajaja
i know that hurt
Excuse me ma'am, but I goes with you now
Mommy told me to just find a human and it's easy life from then on.
Poor baby is so scared. Hug him.
That kitten is clean. This is a setup
You just got adopted by a cat
I am extremely allergic to cats, but if this somehow happened to me five times in a day, then I would absolutely become a five-time cat owner.
You is now blessed you is distressed and mostly you gotta take care of that calico mess. You have been chosen your life is frozen into taking care of That baby, be glad itās not a dozen.
0 chance that isn't already his kitten he ran from while recording btw