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19senzafine81

Like Neo dodging bullets


ChubbyBidoof

Me and my responsibilities


Stock_G

The shit grin she gives at the end “..lmao that loser again”


SpacemanToucan

**NOT ME**


SeanyDay

Could also be grinning because he got the message. Many people, especially drunk people, don't take the hint and it gets awkward


pr8787

The look back from the other guy annoys me though, he’s got that “how rude of her” look on his face like *she* was the one being obnoxious


LoganTheBlind

I think dancing in the middle of what seems to be a walkway and almost causing people to collide with you is pretty obnoxious, but without further context it's difficult to judge who's in the wrong here.


Starwarsandbacon

I've watched this several times. That damn smile and the little extra flair at the end.


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I wish I was this cool lol


J0E_SpRaY

Don’t let your dreams be memes


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hehehe I love this this made me laugh :)


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ew, shitcoin


Ohkamiden

You can be


Work_Account89

For some reason I remember this clip being longer a few years ago and she dodges another person.


Veksar86

It was, I remember there being quite a bit more also


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

You’re correct, yet it’s been posted so many times I don’t know how I can’t find the original


Who_Wants_Tacos

How have we not heard from her?


duckfeed88

Dammit not another Mandela Effect. Enough is enough


WitcherBard

That's not what that is


duckfeed88

Guess i should have included the /s My bad


Pheef175

There must be some video that's extremely similar because I also remember a longer video. I specifically remember because I got into an argument on reddit because I thought the dancing girl knew the guys she did it to. I don't get that vibe from this one. I also googled it for far longer than I care to admit. Unfortunately the original video was posted to Twitter and her account has been deleted. I couldn't find any clip longer than this one.


imnotreal_yo

The info we actually really needed!!! Not all heros wear capes, unless you do then that shits cool to (I tried looking for the same video too and couldnt find anything either but didn't know about the Twitter thing)


Pheef175

Yea there's news articles out there with their real names. I'm guessing they deleted their social media presences when they graduated college and entered the workforce. They sold the rights of this video to UNI LAD but I couldn't find it there. Decided I'd spent too much time going down that rabbit hole.


imnotreal_yo

Yee that's pretty much what I thought to myself as well, I'm waisting time on something that might just end up popping up later in life somehow, but this was a while back where I saw this video elsewhere, but still didn't look that hard so you're a hero that saved a lot of my time still haha


brianna18976

Did he try to kiss her? What was going on?


23x3

I’d guess he was gonna whisper in her ear because there was loud music playing and she was dancing but she curved his ass


StuffAllOverThePlace

To me it looked like there were two dudes walking mostly parallel to each other but were coming slowly closer together, and she happened to be in the middle, about to get squeeshed before the dodge


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Naw, he definitely leaned in


Ziggy602

She bent it like Beckham.


heyiknowstuff

You're acting like Statham.


Nachts16

You rhyming like Gatham


ialwayspay4mydrinks

You’re driving like mayhem


idwthis

You're eating my ham. Am I doing this right?


TellTaleTank

Yes, and you can't have it back.


qwibbian

She bent it like Bender.


DistortedNoise

I aspire to have a spine that flexible.


AStormofSwines

I would guess the necessary core strength is what most of us lack.


ArielPotter

I can bend back that far. Popping up again is questionable, however.


Diligent-Rabbit-4944

Y’all need to get some exercise


Delicious_Throat_377

I tried exercise. That's what popped my back and I'm still recovering after a year. Never again


Diligent-Rabbit-4944

If your back popped you’re doing the wrong exercise! Avoid back stuff!


MarcLloydz

Can you recommend a non-back exercise?


ArielPotter

Cardio and easy stretching. I do YouTube yoga bc I’m cheap and have a baby I don’t want to take to the gym.


ArielPotter

I had a baby last year and my abs ripped apart. Leave a girl alone.


youlooklikeabirdUwU

Dude same, my curved ass spine could never do that😭


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uhohlisa

That’s not at all what happens. He leans in to kiss her.


TellTaleTank

That's not at all what happens. He leans in to tell her he's been trying to reach her about her car's extended warranty.


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FullyMammoth

Sure there is. All I have to do is take stock of my current mood and remind myself of all my prejudices. Then I simply mull over the subject for a moment and the correct answer just appears in my head!


F9574

"Hey you're in the way maybe the exit isn't the best place to dance" "I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"


david_holsten23

She’s a hottie


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smooth💃


deadmatt

Without any other context it just looks to me like people are moving through that room in the same direction, it looks like he almost tripped over the person filming then narrowly avoided falling over her while trying to walk through the room.


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Gives me “I’m the main character” vibes. standing in the middle of people walking whilst being filmed, and then acting like you’re irresistible to men as they squeeze to try and get past


Comeoffit321

10 points. You got it.


bmblfgt

I was at a club once where a guy continually approached me even though I told him I was with my bf and by the end of the night he swooped in one final time to kiss me and I had to use this exact move. I wouldn't underestimate club bros


narwhalfinger

Are they partying in front of a traffic cone store?


tjoe4321510

She saw that dude coming from a mile away


millman1313

100٪


OneFinePotato

Nobody is trying to kiss anybody in the video


idkwthtotypehere

She fiiiine


Hounmlayn

She looked at them, danced more in the open as they came. I don't think the guy is creepy at all for that. You have to get up close to talk in a club, anyone who thinks that's creepy should never ever go to a club. A band night pub outing is more your style. This was obviously done for the recording, because why the hell would you want to record yourself at a club doing nothing?


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seriously, super easy to not talk to someone without doing a backflip


[deleted]

You know how some people just exude annoying .


FunnayMurray

In the auto parts store in front of the transmission fluid


Comedyfish_reddit

When you first see this you think: that’s cute but if you watch it again you see actually the guy is more likely taking the piss out of her for being in the way. The other guy looks back too


UnsungZ3r0

She's Olivia Tremblay. Still alive. Here's her twitter: [https://twitter.com/OliviaTremblayy/media](https://twitter.com/OliviaTremblayy/media)


aStonedTargaryen

Lmfao awesome


HappinessOrgan

Not much of a fail


Shizophone

This sub can actually be about wins or fails , however it's usually the latter, see rule 2


SarcasticGamer

It's the equivalent to hole my beer/red bull which has nothing to do with failing though.


ihwip

Am I the only one who thinks her mannerisms are extremely similar to a [fembot?](https://youtu.be/JwewQ5a-CuE)


Rental_Car

I want to lock the Reddit video player in the trunk of a burning car and then push that car off a cliff.


shellz_7

now that's what I call flexible


manhatim

Matrix move


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

This fits "The Guillotine" by The Coup perfectly.


Rhyxnathotho

I remember this video, she’s dancing to No Limit by G-Eazy.


WhyIsThatOnMyCat

Actually, it fits a lot of songs perfectly. Love it.


The-Soldier-in-White

That just always reminds me of EuroTrip


kw4nzah

Lol her dance syncs so well with cirice by ghost


[deleted]

I went to school with this girl. Didn’t really know her though. As a human being she seemed like a good person and respectable. I have nothing else to add.


Canehillfan

Copypasta?


[deleted]

Not at all. I was Facebook friends with her for years. Might still be who knows. I didn’t really know her but saw her around plenty.


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What's her insta?


[deleted]

It wouldn't be appropriate for me to share that.


LowDownSkankyDude

I am so glad I'm not a woman, lol jfc


Chinpokumon1

Sooo cute


JoeBigg

Matrix vibes


tpdor

Lmao it be like that sometimes


djscottyfox

…and that dude immediately fell into a koi pond. Lost his keys in there.


MisterEggbert

He got CURVED


ClassiicMe

Bro just took one of the hardest L’s I’ve seen haha that was smooth


markingterritory

What women have to deal with (ALL the time!) 🤦🏾‍♂️


geemack98

Holy shit how are there so many red pill incels in this thread


makaronincheese

fbi tv show?


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lol she’s a amazing.


ronsinblush

There is much to admire, but let’s take a sec and praise her hair flip. She used the hair to “draw a curtain” on them and it was perfection.


Hopeful_Procedure857

Let's be honest. The lucky one is that guy


ProfessorCrooks

That was kinda cold tbh


Way2goGenius1

How low can you go mon ...


No_Complaint6533

I don’t think this really fits the sub


seoul2pdxlee

This was the best ever. I hope more women can dodge people like this.


Extreme-Nebula7288

ok


Colietee

She has mastered the Dance Out. Matrix level moves. I usually just spin out and around. I could learn a thing or two.


hacksaw187

Cha cha real smooth


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She makes like a kissing face right before the guy comes Into the shot. Probably making it to her friend with the camera. Maybe the guy thought she was making it at him and leaned in.


[deleted]

She’s smooth!


PuzzleheadedName9191

What a weirdo


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LukewarmApe

It’s a club, probably trying to talk in her ear


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[deleted]

Learned his lesson not to try to talk to a girl at a club? Why do people go to clubs these days?


Squintz82

> Why do people go to clubs these days . > I haven’t been single for 5 years but use to hit the clubs every weekend to meet girls.


jkerpz

I worked at a night club for a year when i was 19. i would never ever go back ever literally the most degenerate place i have ever been and I've partied and at some sketchy places.


lifegunzandbutter

to dance and have fun


LukewarmApe

I’d agree 18-22ish, any older than that you’re in a club because you are single tbh. If you’re past 26/27 still going to clubs regularly (talking multiple times a month) and you’re not single i’m going to assume you’re clinging to youth. The only reason i’d go to a club is to meet someone or for a birthday/event etc.


phillykira

people who go to many clubs around the world go because they have a passion for the music being played. Not all clubs have shit djs playing top 40 for single college kids


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Mackaveli7

I'm not so sure he was trying to do that. It looks to me like he was walking while looking back. He turned around and stopped before he bumped into her.


space-bible

When I was around 17 or 18, walking through the city centre on a busy Saturday afternoon, I made the mistake of not looking where I was going and accidentally bummed a middle aged woman who’d bent over to tie a lace/fix their kid. She thought I meant it. I died.


FuzzyBagpuss

You bummed them?


space-bible

I couldn’t believe it either.


TheMadMetalhead

Is that what happened? I'm not seeing that at all. Are you sure you're not making that up?


irish_chippy

I swish some randomer would kiss me


AppyPitts06

She’s annoying r/imthemaincharacter


jmarr78

Robo matrix


[deleted]

guess she's not very friendly


BabyLiam

Scripted.


allcrit

She got more curves then a sidewalk


[deleted]

Looks like she is blocking a clear pathway for the general public. Looks like dude over there was attempting to cross there decided to be passive aggressive and try to get too close to her or something so she will be forced to acknowledge him. Looks like she was not too intoxicated so she dodged him. Looks like the dude who crossed and his buddy were aware of dudes actions to do something minor to her bc the buddy is seen in background turned around watching her with a particular facial expression. Dude was not innocent. He was up to something and buddy picked up on it. Buddy was on side of dude.


jonolucerne

I wouldn’t really say the stranger had sweet dance moves


KingDiabeetus

I'd ge uinely buy her a drink for being that effortlessly smooth, not in an attempt to hit on her but purely out of respect.


OMGoblin

She wouldn't want that from you and would curve your ass for sure.


KingDiabeetus

I would feel honoured either way


UncleGeorge

Wow that dude is an asshole Edit OK? I guess people like getting kissed by random dudes approaching them now?


sirdraxxalot

My hero


Adventurous_Roof_240

staged


tragedyisland28

Yep because this possibly couldn’t ever happen on God’s green earth


knightbringr

Not staged. Not staged at all.


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under_the_curve

she'd matrix dodge you, too.


TheAssquatch

I’m sure she’s flattered


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You'd bang a splintered knothole (For the record, his deleted comment said:) >I'd bang her.


Flatland180

Sooo ahh you know where this tree is at or is it just like a you would type deal... For science and stuff /s


HoaxMcNolte_NM

The fun thing here is that, so far, all of these responses could be perfectly accurate.


[deleted]

I'm sure you would bang just about anything big guy


FixedExpression

Can you help me understand why you think anyone wants to know? Do you think this is how people talk in real life?


flying87

*she suddenly bends backwards again*