T O P

  • By -

saltysaturdays

This is funny, I used to have the exact same civic. Mine was an ‘04 LX and also “Galapagos Green” Name him “Plankton”


blueblue909

F IS FOR FIRE


MarvelFanboy95

Same as mine! I named it Turtle, like how people opposite name their pets.


Special_Dingo_1520

This is the one


zetmeel94

Haha love that name 🤣


Squirtleburtal

I love that lol


G_W_Atlas

Bob


Squirtleburtal

Bob ? Such a simple name but it may fit


kingmoojy

Conquistador


Squirtleburtal

Because it stole my heart the first time i drove it. The beautiful sound of a 1.7 liter engine opening up on the highway!


SignificanceFew3031

a beautiful weed whacker :)


azsf97

Woah dude it's a civic, it's a her not a him. And I would name her Lana 👌🔥


whatisitargonian

My civic was a he! I named him Mako cos he was my lil shark (turquoise w a spoiler) 💖 I miss that car sm


Squirtleburtal

Why do you think its a her? I just sprayed some throat cleaner down the intake. Could that have something to do with it? She smoked like a damn chimney after i did it.


azsf97

Bruh, it's a her😂 she's tiny, she's cute, she's reliable and she's loved by many. Definitely a her, he vehicles are trucks, SUVs and American muscle, civics are all girls haha, except if it's owned by a female. Then I can see it being a he


azsf97

Oh and yea cause she's a good girl, she'll take that spray as long as you treat her right😂 nah regardless, my civic is definitely a she, while my ranger is a douchy he😂


XenosyneA

I'm a female.. and my civic is definitely a she. Her name is Blu and I'm getting buried in that bitch. 🥹❤️


azsf97

That's what I'm talking about bout 😎🔥👍 my girl is named Katya and imma ride her till the wheels fall off


XenosyneA

Funny story: When I first got Blu, she was already 8 years young. But her front passenger wheel actually did come off when I took a left down the street from my parents' house. I didn't know anything about cars then, so I freaked out. She just had bad studs. That was the day I started learning everything I could about her, so that would never happen again. Now, I'm her only mechanic ❤️


PeaReet

Shrek


Squirtleburtal

Maybe


whatisitargonian

Wasabi


[deleted]

Big Money!


Confident_Copy3007

More optimistic


Squirtleburtal

Lil money?


Icy-Image-2619

Little green goblin


NightVisionClown

Beat me to it


Squirtleburtal

I like it green goblin. To bad im thinking about repainting


Icy-Image-2619

Welp,that hurts my feelings lol


whatisitargonian

Or mike wazowski


Gullible_Tea8756

Viagra


Vanilla_PuddinFudge

Civic It's Civic backwards, I think it's pretty clever.


CaptainSPAGHET4

Bartholomew


Brave-Cash-845

Dwight


Ok-Cauliflower2743

Dees?


Other_Championship19

The Green Lantern✌️


Squirtleburtal

Love the superhero references


spiff72

Kermit


Squirtleburtal

Kermit is my hero


jimmymcperson

Gilbert


Squirtleburtal

Gilberto ?


Kills_Squad

Bob


Squirtleburtal

The second bob i got !


triangl-pixl-pushr

Sochiro


RJ3692K

Charlie


Odd-Main6198

Hey that's me


Odd-Main6198

Billy Green


Mooggli

green bean. if you can clean up those headlights/replace them this thing is gonna look baller


Squirtleburtal

I plan on it! Already installed a kill switch on the battery, fixed the broken fuel door cable , and replaced a headlight bulb. Next i gotta replace the timing belt and pump because that is due as of now lol . Cosmetic stuff will come next. The dents give it character i will leave them.


Mooggli

sounds like a solid plan. My first car at 16 (still my car) is an 04 EX that I drove 6 hours to buy because it had 40k miles. Im 23 now and still have a few of the minor dents and scratches because it gives some character lol. Ive driven so many cars, many being hondas, and nothing is more fun than this car lol. Enjoy it man


teneman

Albert


zetmeel94

Henry


Complex_Kangaroo1152

Green bean


Squirtleburtal

Green bean mean machine


Complex_Kangaroo1152

Mean green bean machine even


Odd-Main6198

John Green


Brdsht

"The Metallic Pea" If it was a good enough color for the family truckster its good enough for the civic.


Confident_Copy3007

Turf


im_iggy

Sage


roulduke

Gizmo


ahmetbah

honda civic


No_Care6935

Envy


TipZeeee

Gerald


POT3NT333

Sage


thelonebanana

Carl


PinkatBroken_Circuit

He looks like a Chester to me


Kindly_Advisor_3286

Grinch


ParticularNearby7846

i named my RiCardo


cubbiesworldseries

Lance


Unfair-Plantain-7033

Bucky


Warm_Ice8039

Han... DUH. LOLOL I am Funny


GamingShulker

Gumbo


gahbfather

Robert


standitlikeaman

Green Bastard, Parts Unknown


thisgrioT

Larry


kyle_le_creperguy099

I named my ‘98 Sherman because I saw it was small, green, and round and the first thing that came to mind was the rounded cast hull M4 Sherman tank


ElOneElOnlyElZorro

Olive


Minute_Librarian981

Rusty, but Trusty


got-to-be-real

The green machine


Kvillase

pile


SlowJettaBigDreams

Pickle or Green Bean


Hasidic_Homeboy254

Peter


behindthelens83

Forrest. I mean, look at the color.


TwoReasonable6405

Make it a girl and call her poison ivy 🔥


Used-Leader-3285

Kurt


wesmiller01

Love my 04 civic. 312k miles strong


wisegeek89

Tortoise!


Sea-Astronaut325

Green dragón


russellarmy

The Jeffery


EmergencySecurity478

Agatha


Glum_Acanthocephala2

Oscar


Grouchy-Ad-9588

Stinky


2into4

Gary as in Spongebobs pet Snail 🐌


__revelio__

Oscar


vikm1974

Green Goblin!


Scout0321

Oscar


Successful_Injury193

Gumby


DoitwithSloth

Edgar


Panaginiptayo

Carcharodontosaurus


CM6996

I like Ash for a name but I’m a huge Bruce Campbell fan!


ryan2151

I have a red 2012 civic named Venus 🥰


Ascension_Crossbows

Old school runescape


xXDoobiedoobah2018Xx

Spiders Georg. Looks like a dude that would eat alot of spiders.


WittyInformation6334

Paul


Tag-Price

Green goblin


Head-Jeweler6491

Bulbasaur


vyhat

Name it your ex, get it? Because it’s an Ex😂😅


vyhat

Unless it’s the LX 😳


Logical_Dark4387

Corolla


Minimum_Reference862

Skrillex


SlapHappyJimmy

Looks like a Craig


Rare_Weekend_7122

Sweet pea


JawboneBuddha

Ridus le Whipp


hybridblu8

Dusty


subpar_cardiologist

"Phteven".


HigherFunctioning

I like 'Chuck'.


data__daddy

Alejandro


logimeme

I have the same car, i call mine shitbox.


Chiraqdummygobrazy

Shitvic


forbiddendrift

Pablo


amj514

Gregg


SilkRoadDPR

Ron the Hon


IntelGuy34

Maybe blurr your license plate out?


Squirtleburtal

California license plate info is private. Besides i have other licenses held that disclose all my info to the public anyway.


somecrazydude13

Timmeh!


dashman85

Murph


HereToKillEuronymous

Captain McFuzzlenuggets Esquire


Few_Scar_757

Pos machine


thesquilax

Car-los


jay6145_

he looks like a proper 'jordan carter'


Any_Honeydew9812

Sweet Pea


dnases55

Franklin, after the cartoon turtle


Souledog33

Harold


Bhaerigon

Bob


[deleted]

Asphalt slayer


NoJudge4776

Jeff


exer881

Shrek


Fast_Dragonfruit_883

This is the most parking I’ve ever seen on a California street


No_Parking_1252

Ol yeller


EmdeeMemes

Randell


Admirable_Chicken655

Dr. Carl


Admirable_Chicken655

My mom had a car like this and she named it “the booger”


Its_christina__

Gerald. Lol first name that came to mind


erbsademon

Russell


CassiusDG_JetLife

“Good Hank or Hanks wife”


plastichanger

Its actually a girl. Her name is Carmen.


SenorCacti

green bean


VoidFatherr

Clarence


anthonyk03

Gerald


Prestigious-Use6981

Tuna can


Unlikely-Cricket-145

Sparky


RGKOBE575

Jerry…


AllTheFlashlights

The Drugs-Mobile


Wolfgangsta702

Her, cars are girls


Gunther_67

The green goblin!


worksgr8

El Transportation


sarcophagifound

Kelroy


Shenice43

I love that color , put a gloss on it! Name him green giant . Something after the color green


Squirtleburtal

I like it! Call me wrong and i will never be right. First thing i did to it when i got it was remove the air intake baffle . I love the sound of the engine under acceleration!


worksgr8

“Look mom no more walking”


Castros0815

Charlie