im kind of offended by that pizza. i mean i hope you enjoyed it. but it looks... disappointing. i wasnt there though so whatever you know? I'm putting Marie Sharp's on it

What on earth is that pizza

Need some pepper palace in there muh boi

Crystal or Franks. Tabasco or Tapatio solid too

Forget the sauce. What the hell is wrong with that pizza 😂🤢🤮

Agreed no hot sauce on this planet will fix this

Thats the nastiest fucking pizza I’ve ever seen

…on *that* pizza? A plastic bag before throwing it in the fucking garbage

The crystal will pair nicely with the buttholes on your pizza.

Crystal.

That is a disgusting abomination of a “pizza”

None. Green tobasco for me. If it's a hawaiian pizza then I use Jamaican Scotch bonnet sauce. So good 😁

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Green tobacco leaves sound awful

Corrected my spelling lol. Tabasco

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Thanks bot lol. Apparently I can't brain tonight

that pizza looks like dogshit, but crystal forever forever crystal.

Something is wrong with your dog, dude

Depends on the pizza but Louisiana always taste good. Marie sharps is my go to for a lot of things though. We order that shit in bulk in my house. 😂

Eat the aardvark and toss the pizza

None

Throw that pizza away please

Why are there dog treats on your pizza?

Shoutout Marie Sharp's 😍

I legit thought you had metal washers on your pizza. Also, that sausage hit the life alert button

Wait ? Red crystal ?!? Where did you find that?

That pepperoni looks like dogfood

None… not eating that pie

This is the answer.

Bro posted the most undercooked pizza. That shit looks atrocious.

El Yucateco XXX-tra hot

Olive and mushroom what the actual fuck


That pizza looks horrible. That's the whitest looking pizza I ever seen in my life. That pizza looks like it was made in someone's kitchen in Dakota.

Looks more Minnesotan to me

Nebraska

Buttholes and foreskin? This "pizza" violates the Geneva conventions.

Omg the best comment ever!

Marie Sharp’s is always the right answer

Marie's sharps all the way...been to Belize and had authentic Marie Sharp's direct from the factory

The correct answer is none. Good pizza doesn't need condiments.

Dude look at it, this is not good pizza

Exactly, find better pizza.

Por qué no los tres

Secret Aardvark mixed with ranch dressing (1:2 or 1:1) is amazing on pizza.

Amen

I don't understand the issues with your pizza? It's just a normal, slightly small pizza with sausage, mushrooms, onions, and black olives. Looks pretty tasty to me 🤷

You’ve clearly never had good pizza

Shit looks vile 💀

Came here to second this. That pizza looks diseased.

Looks like 3 day old leftovers. All three should suffice.

Hot sauce doesn't go on pizza

Literally the worst opinion anyone has ever had

Some people don't even like pizza.

Who hurt you

Hot sauced pizza

Tapatio.

Thank you for this!

Lol np

Uhhh Lao Gan Ma chili crisp

earth kingdom currency

Throw that thing in the woods or something. Yikes

On a mush onion blk olive pizza prolly just texas pete

Marie sharps easy fucking answer

Ohhhh crystal definitely

Pizza looks like it has dog food on it

This pizza looks absolutely horrid

None because hot sauce doesn’t go on pizza you uncultured swine

Someone has obviously never put buffalo sauce on a pizza, or mixed it with ranch and dipped their pizza into it.

I don’t get the ranch and buffalo sauce thing and I love wings. I especially think chicken bacon ranch on za is on par with Hawaiian pizza.

It's not for everyone. While I love spicy food, the ranch adds a creaminess to the Buffalo when you mix the two sauces together. And the ranch brings additional flavor to the Buffalo. However, this is at the detriment of the spice from the Buffalo. But it still adds a little kick. It's sort of like the cream cheese in Buffalo chicken dip. It cuts down on the spice a little, but adds such an awesome texture.

Lmao holy shit you're so wrong

I've never had any of them. I'd say crystals cause it looks kind of like your average chili sauce. Habenero is a bit much on pizza for me

That disgusting pizza belongs in the trash like “Bold and Brash”

Is that a mushroom and glizzy ends pizza?

That's what I think, too.

no sauce could save this pizza

Does that pizza have extra dick tips

Aardvark for sure

Don’t know because I’ve never heard of any of these brands

Crystals. I would also suggest the Crystals Garlic, it’s really tasty.

Vegan pizza is never good

Crystal

Is that a dog treat pizza?

Crystal’s

A splash of all of them.

Tapatio.

Ew bro

God awful pizza

Mmmm I wouldn’t call that pizza 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Dude, just buy a DiGiorno next time.

Texas Pete garlic isn’t a choice!? Pistol Pete garlic final answer!

Pizznah

Some wack ass pizza lol

A A R V V A R K

gotta mix up some Frank's and ranch. good sauces get saved for the eggs or sandwiches

Why TF is your pizza covered in ancient Greek coins

Looks like vegan pizza to me. Field roast makes a sausage that I cut up and put on pizza and that’s what it looks like

LMAO!!!!

What the fuck is that pizza? Looks like a bunch of rusted washers cosplaying as sausage.

Seriously. I’m not putting any hot sauce on that pizza because I’d be putting the hot sauce directly in the trash where the pizza would already be

This comment was made two minutes ago. It’s highly underrated

Marie Sharp's

That pizza looks terrible but crystal all day baby

Marie Sharps is my favorite one there. Really flavorful and you get that carrot taste too. Also to all the pizza haters - bitches it's dough cheese marinara toppings. We ain't talking anything special from best to worst version globally. Shut up lol.

All those sauces are weak, and the pizza looks atrocious.

I'm too disturbed by that pizza to even pick a hot sauce.

That pizza looks fucking horrible.

Secret aardvark is soooo goooood!

It is in my mouth daily.

None of those will help whatever that is you’re calling pizza.

Aardvark

What the fuck is wrong with you? How DARE you even SUGGEST I put those double F tier hot sauces on my pizza! Valentina or Hot Honey, because I'm not a psychopath!

I'd put that pizza in the bin instead tbh.

That has to be vegan

I don't know any of these brands but I'm gonna say habanero cos a few dabs will give a good kick but you'll still taste the pizza

Marie all day

Frank's.

What the fuck is that pizza

But where is the Franks?

I'm the trash where it belongs.

Are you saying that you don’t put that shit on everything lol?!

on the shelf next to the vinegar

I love Crystal- have some in my office fridge - love the heavy vinegar flavor and it’s not too hot

Marie Sharp's 100% straight outta Belize deliciousness

Crystal is for soups

And chicken and fish… and pizza. Breakfast too. I mean just Crystal alone, for breakfast.

Aardvark is my favorite of the three but definitely best as a breakfast sauce.

None.

Mike's Hot Honey Extra Hot

SHARPS!!!!!

Love Marie Sharps and red chili flakes on Pizza. Jalapeños too 

CRYSTAL

Sriracha on doughy pizza is 🔥

Sriracha on Hawaiian (with a doughy crust) is the bees knees

Had it yesterday AND today 😋

Where the hell is tapatío or Valentino?

valentina 😋

Exactly, where the good stuff at?

Never thought of Crystal's on pizza, I'm more of a sriracha gal for most things, but man I do love me some Crystal's and am always happy to see it get the love and fame it deserves on saucy reddit

I’ll have some cereal instead

Crystal for sure, along with many others including Cholula, tapatío, etc

I love Cholula on some b tier pizza.

Is that dog food on that shit?

Yep.  Id put the hot sauce away and go get a real pizza.

That pizza looks awful. Use all 3

No, pizza is a celebration of the bread and the toppings included are supposed to support the flavor of said dough. Adding hot sauce only takes from traditional flavors and adds something never intended or favorable in such a dish, what a disappoint.

Calm down Tony

Tobasco

Family reserve

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Auto correct is a real thing.. might want to rethink this bot.

Tbh I'm confused bc tobasco is not a word or proper noun so my phone corrects to tobacco Tabasco is named after the Tabasco pepper it uses Your phone corrects to tobasco?

I guess when I sounded it out in my head the way I think it sounds led me to believe it was tobasco but yes you are right it’s Tabasco. To everyone riding my tip about this including the bit… wish each and everyone of yall the best but back up of my tip ffs

Don't worry, I googled it and some people had a whole Mandela effect with it and were sure there was an o in the name at some point lol

Two take aways from our exchange is that your username is great and that’s cool to hear about Tabasco being in the clutches of the Mandela effect.

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Who else thought that was a chinese qing?

ai generated pizza

I hope so dude holy hell that’s bad

Do I have to pick one of these here? If not, I want Frank's Red Hot

Have you tried Marie’s?!

It's not available in my area, so no. I'm usually good with spice, though

How bout Melinda’s?

I have tried that. Is Marie's similar?

Yeah from what I read Melinda’s copied Marie’s lol I like both em a lot!

Oh, cool, so I would pick Marie's out of all these here. Crystal doesn't go on pizza.

Yeah I only use Marie’s and Melinda’s cause I like a lot of spice but they still have good flavor if neither are available I got with Cholula personally

My favorite to put on pizza is Frank's Red Hot, though. I'm one of those who certain hot sauces go on certain things and only those things

I feel ya everybody got there own version of flavor town haha

None of the above I would use my own home made fermented hot sauce. I make many types every year from about 5 different hot peppers. I don't buy hot sauce any more for about 5 years now. It's relatively easy to make and tastes much better than store bought. You don't even need a large garden just a couple pots and a outside area that gets good sunlight. I have 4'x8' raised beds and one is dedicated to hot peppers.

r/pizzacrimes

that ardvark shit sucks

hot sauce, cold take

if you’re eating hot sauce out of a plastic tube, you definitely don’t know what’s up

Of these 3? Crystal. But I like Tabasco or Tabasco Chipotle on my pizza. Or Sriracha.