Little did she know he would be ultra famous, they would be millionaires, have 2 children who look nothing like Gary, and live in multi-million dollar houses in exclusive Connecticut neighborhoods. And that she would still have a fantastic ass.
One clip I have always wondered about was from the Artie drunk in Vegas fiasco. When they got him back up to his room Gary knocks on the door to discuss switching nights for Spearmint Rhino and Gary was just stopping by and happened to be alone with the hottest chick they've had up there.
She was just following him and doing a bad job staying off camera but it seemed like she was keeping him company unless someone knows who that was. I think they were done producing the show for the day so I don't think it was a business contact.
He was already famous. And Gary was never ultra famous. Just famous among rabid fans. Howard would bring up how he paid for surveys of the show over the years and even fans of the show didn't know who Robin was. He said people thought she was Robin Givens.
When Richard Simmons found out Gary was getting married, he personally took the two of them out to dinner to celebrate their engagement.
Richard wrote and personally mailed a check to Gary's mother to cover the cost of her dress for the wedding.
When Gary's brother was dying of AIDS, Richard Simmons showed up to his hospital room on a Sunday morning to cheer him up.
When Richard would visit, he would bring the dolls he bought for Howard's kids.
Richard Simmons is a fucking BRO. He didn't play the star card to get out of attending Gary's wedding. He showed up *AND* cried.
I wont tolerate Simmons slander from these fucking dorks on the show.
LONG LIVE THE SHORT SHORTS!
**edit**:
From Gary's book:
> The truth is, Richard is one of the most generous people I’ve ever met. He has a list of hundreds of people he calls regularly to check in on as they struggle with their weight or difficult times. There was a receptionist in our office who was overweight and really sad. Richard made a point of talking to her and sent her all of his videotapes. One day when he came in to do the show he asked her how she was doing and if she was watching the tapes, and she started crying. She said, “I can’t afford a VCR!” He wrote her a check for three hundred dollars on the spot.
When Simmons visited Gary's brother:
> Richard talked with him for an hour. He had a way of bringing levity to the most dire situations. For once, it didn’t feel like we were just there waiting for Steven to die. Richard took pictures with everyone, and a nurse asked if he would visit the half-dozen other patients on the floor. He tore the place up, saying hello, teasing, encouraging, laughing. After we left that day he put my mom in his rotation of people that he called every few weeks, just to check on her. He didn’t have to do any of that, but he did.
Absolutely. Howard would treat him like absolute garbage on air, complete opposite of how he treated him in private. He used their friendship for cheap laughs. It would be one thing if he at least gave Richard a heads up like "hey on air I might be a dick but it's just for the show" but he would just tear into him whenever stern got him in studio without warning and unwarranted. After stern had Richard to his home as a friend, it's pretty low to turn around and trash the guy. He never did that with any of his celebrity friends even in early 2000s before he "evolved". And Simmons was huge in the 80s z early 2000s celebrity wise. Everyone knew who he was.
Its amazing when you have celebrity connections the way women think about you. If Gary was an average mope on the street, she wouldn't give him the time of day..Put an A list celebrity next to his name such as Howard Stern, ohhlala...even a monkey becomes attractive..
I hate to say this but she isn't out of his league. Gary has an odd looking face but she kind of does too. Long and thin, plus she is a giant woman. Physically they match.
I'd have to disagree..In his hey-dey, he was the most popular talk-show host in the country...I would argue more poular that Rush...
However, since his phony evolution, he's dropped quite significantly
I love how Gary never wants to talk about the time him and 2-3 guys in high school did a circle jerk in the woods. It was WELL known throughout the school that it happened.
I honestly tried calling in twice in my life to bring it up but the first time I never even got the phone to ring and the second time they asked what I wanted to talk about, told them, and I was just on hold the entire show.. never got on.
I went to high school with him. We weren’t close at all but we certainly knew of one another. Him and the other guys that participated really weren’t even embarrassed about it.
The videographer was showing the Gary's wedding tape featuring Howard Stern at a bridal show a few months later and Howard went nuts! He was selling Gary's wedding tape!
Howard Pissed At Gary - August 31, 1995. 08/27/07. 6:00am
Jesus Christ, this is like Might Joe Young or Beauty and The Beast in real life. What a disgusting ape-like simian chimp cocksu\*ker he was and she looked wonderful and almost happy to be there.
That's a big win for that shrimp lovin basta$d.
Mary was actually very good looking when she was younger. Gary even back then was hideous. Really interesting how some of the guys on the show like Gary, Sal, Richard, John, etc ended up scoring very beautiful wives and they're ugly.
He’s such a pussy. Never lets anyone comment on his posts. I guess getting beaten down by Howard, Robin, Fred, Artie, Jackie, King of all Blacks, Ralph, Kaplan, Rapaport, ETM, the Howard TV crew, Hank, Billy West, Jeff the Drunk, Jackson, Lucas, Mary, weight issues, ugliness, life in general etc etc etc for 5 decades will make a man a little gun shy
Mary is such a bitch. I feel bad for Gary. Gets beat up from Howard and callers then goes home and has the be the house bitch after paying all the bills.
Idiots there was so many times Howard busted his balls about it. Who’s writing to Howard fool. I said I feel bad for how shitty he gets treated from Howard at times, the calls and songs about him and then his wife. Stupid
Since they are married over nointeen years Mary doesn't have to worry about keeping her figure since she would get lifetime alimony if you tried to divorce her. That's got to be a tough picture for her to look at towering over a chimpanzee
That day his personal life went from a two to a noine.
He gained a lover and a friend
I miss you, man
I gained two children, but I lost my chicken.
Sadam Delibate
I never knew how hot his wife was. Good for him!
“was” now she looks like Judy Gold
Uhhhh…huh???
RILEY...CAN YOU HEAR ME?
[Angry young Booey](https://youtu.be/18jLWjrmzPY)
Is there a YT clip or something where they first bust on Gary for saying noine? I can't find it.
Nice try Jason... Kidding, just google Gary Love Tape
Should have guessed it was from that tape!! It's been too long - going to watch that cringefest now.
I miss you, man
Ma Ma monkey
Beauty and the Teeth
Well played.
**SWARTHY**
Beauty and the Beav'
Mr and Mrs DeLabiccio
Della… Dellabookie
Mr and Mrs Dell la battay.
That’s my favorite mispronunciation
Mr and Mrs MaMaMonkey
Mr. & Mrs. Ra-Ra Retard
Gary ate her ass like a maniac later that night.
and she sucked his cock...It so romantic..
I would too
Damn right!
Did she shit out his load?
*tongue-punched her fart-box
Little did she know he would be ultra famous, they would be millionaires, have 2 children who look nothing like Gary, and live in multi-million dollar houses in exclusive Connecticut neighborhoods. And that she would still have a fantastic ass.
Is there photo evidence of this fantastic ass? Asking for myself.
And he also gets to bang hot young strippers on the side
You don’t know that
One clip I have always wondered about was from the Artie drunk in Vegas fiasco. When they got him back up to his room Gary knocks on the door to discuss switching nights for Spearmint Rhino and Gary was just stopping by and happened to be alone with the hottest chick they've had up there. She was just following him and doing a bad job staying off camera but it seemed like she was keeping him company unless someone knows who that was. I think they were done producing the show for the day so I don't think it was a business contact.
Monkeys need help grooming, if Gary needs to find help who is he to turn down the hands that show up?
He wishes
He was already famous. And Gary was never ultra famous. Just famous among rabid fans. Howard would bring up how he paid for surveys of the show over the years and even fans of the show didn't know who Robin was. He said people thought she was Robin Givens.
There's still a rumor floating around that Robin is black or Afro-American, which is stupid... I mean, just listen to her...
She's not Robin Givens? /s
Pretty sure she knew all of that.
Congrats to Mary and Borat.
That’s nice
My Wife!
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When Richard Simmons found out Gary was getting married, he personally took the two of them out to dinner to celebrate their engagement. Richard wrote and personally mailed a check to Gary's mother to cover the cost of her dress for the wedding. When Gary's brother was dying of AIDS, Richard Simmons showed up to his hospital room on a Sunday morning to cheer him up. When Richard would visit, he would bring the dolls he bought for Howard's kids. Richard Simmons is a fucking BRO. He didn't play the star card to get out of attending Gary's wedding. He showed up *AND* cried. I wont tolerate Simmons slander from these fucking dorks on the show. LONG LIVE THE SHORT SHORTS! **edit**: From Gary's book: > The truth is, Richard is one of the most generous people I’ve ever met. He has a list of hundreds of people he calls regularly to check in on as they struggle with their weight or difficult times. There was a receptionist in our office who was overweight and really sad. Richard made a point of talking to her and sent her all of his videotapes. One day when he came in to do the show he asked her how she was doing and if she was watching the tapes, and she started crying. She said, “I can’t afford a VCR!” He wrote her a check for three hundred dollars on the spot. When Simmons visited Gary's brother: > Richard talked with him for an hour. He had a way of bringing levity to the most dire situations. For once, it didn’t feel like we were just there waiting for Steven to die. Richard took pictures with everyone, and a nurse asked if he would visit the half-dozen other patients on the floor. He tore the place up, saying hello, teasing, encouraging, laughing. After we left that day he put my mom in his rotation of people that he called every few weeks, just to check on her. He didn’t have to do any of that, but he did.
I love that beautiful man.
I already loved him but now I love him even more! And he helps fat broads lose weight!
That is amazing
With all that wrote out, it now makes more sense for him to look for Gary when he was having a shit show. Must have figured Gary was a genuine friend.
Rumballs
Absolutely. Howard would treat him like absolute garbage on air, complete opposite of how he treated him in private. He used their friendship for cheap laughs. It would be one thing if he at least gave Richard a heads up like "hey on air I might be a dick but it's just for the show" but he would just tear into him whenever stern got him in studio without warning and unwarranted. After stern had Richard to his home as a friend, it's pretty low to turn around and trash the guy. He never did that with any of his celebrity friends even in early 2000s before he "evolved". And Simmons was huge in the 80s z early 2000s celebrity wise. Everyone knew who he was.
That story gave me a chubby pickle.
“Gaerryyyy”
Ma-ma-ma-marriage.
That's the best! 😂
I AM a pretty romantic guy
According to Robin, the self entitled expert of everything marriage related, Gary married way out of his league
Its amazing when you have celebrity connections the way women think about you. If Gary was an average mope on the street, she wouldn't give him the time of day..Put an A list celebrity next to his name such as Howard Stern, ohhlala...even a monkey becomes attractive..
I hate to say this but she isn't out of his league. Gary has an odd looking face but she kind of does too. Long and thin, plus she is a giant woman. Physically they match.
But Howard was never been an A-list celebrity. Not even close. Years ago, he may have been a B-lister. Now, he's more realistically a C-lister.
I'd have to disagree..In his hey-dey, he was the most popular talk-show host in the country...I would argue more poular that Rush... However, since his phony evolution, he's dropped quite significantly
I love how Gary never wants to talk about the time him and 2-3 guys in high school did a circle jerk in the woods. It was WELL known throughout the school that it happened.
Who was the pivot man?
Jon Hein, of course
Gary finished first and third.
What’d he say Robin? Gary was in the middle?
And no one ever called in about it? But he makes one love tape...
I honestly tried calling in twice in my life to bring it up but the first time I never even got the phone to ring and the second time they asked what I wanted to talk about, told them, and I was just on hold the entire show.. never got on.
Where do you guys come up with this shit? I’ve never heard that. Now, the soggy biscuit incident, that’s a story for another day
I went to high school with him. We weren’t close at all but we certainly knew of one another. Him and the other guys that participated really weren’t even embarrassed about it.
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And they didn't invite you Snoo?? I dont blame you for being pissed... Gary is just so damn rude!! 😤
They did invite him. He was in the middle.
Bukkake
Down The Rambles, oh my.
Who among us can honestly say they haven’t helped a buddy out with a double Dutch rudder?
Fuck you're old eh bud
Fucking Booey out kicking his coverage like JD likes to say. Good for him!
Goo For Him!
Goo fo you too!
Ain't got nuthin to do with me, pal!
"Hey Beet, you going to the strip club later?" "Oh, about eight feet tall."
Gary looks like the lost love child of Super Mario and Diddy Kong in this picture
I'm surprised he's standing so upright
Prime Mary was absolutely gorgeous. There is no prime Booey.
Just primal.
Record World 1983?
Mary was a total babe
Still is
He should thank God everyday for her.
This was the cover of a weird bootleg VHS tape I bought in the 90s called Woman Marries Ape in Guam
Hall and Dopes
The videographer was showing the Gary's wedding tape featuring Howard Stern at a bridal show a few months later and Howard went nuts! He was selling Gary's wedding tape! Howard Pissed At Gary - August 31, 1995. 08/27/07. 6:00am
Might be a job for cormano to find this audio
* **[\[AUDIO\] August 31, 1995: Howard angry over Gary's wedding tape.](https://vocaroo.com/1iL8LWktpMLf)**
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Why don't you get your wife to send cormano a topless pic?
I save every comment that you make. Thanks!
Thought that was saddam hussein
I took one look at this picture and immediately called the Homeland Security tip line.
Hands off Dweezil she’s moine.
Jesus Christ, this is like Might Joe Young or Beauty and The Beast in real life. What a disgusting ape-like simian chimp cocksu\*ker he was and she looked wonderful and almost happy to be there. That's a big win for that shrimp lovin basta$d.
Well placed asterisk, otherwise I might have been offended by the word sucker.
IAMA COCKSUCKA
Ohh brutalmaster!
Ma ma marriage!
I love Hall & Oates!!
This is beastiality
Gary cheats on his wife
You don’t know that
Take that back.
WTF?!?! You better have some backup in that statement!!!!
She was beautiful. Good for Booey
Saudi Crown Prince Mahatma Booey and his American bride.
Her inner dialogue “Mary remember we are doing this for a home in Greenwich, CT in the future”.
Behold the power of the Stern show
Horse Toothed Husband
He can eat an apple through a chain link fence and then stand on the box to kiss his wife.
And she thought she was marrying John Oates...Tough break...
Can’t go for that!
Oh no!
The missing link and his bride.
She made his dreams come true
She's a man eater.
Oh, oh here she comes
How did he ever find a spouse, with that Italian cesspool mouth?
The worst things get posted on Reddit, Boff.
Before the cheating
That's just not true...
Mary was actually very good looking when she was younger. Gary even back then was hideous. Really interesting how some of the guys on the show like Gary, Sal, Richard, John, etc ended up scoring very beautiful wives and they're ugly.
Gary……Gaaaaarrrrryyyy!
She married horse tooth money
The thought of those two rimming each other truly nauseates me.
Looks like a kidnapping
Nice looking woman.
Gary’s muh muh muh marriage
Boathhh
Freddie Mercury and Mary. Adorable couple.
"Woman marries ape"
Holy Shit Daryl Hall looks great!
He's half teeth half human.
Back off, Dweezil! Mary is mine!
\#mariobrothers
Pierced ear = edgy Booey.
It's a practo kind of thing
Oh how fun! Someone else talks about their upcoming wedding, so you make it all about yourself. Fuck you.
People talk shit, Gary is one of the best.
I got my eahs pierced boff!
Fully shaved?
Gary is so fugly
Hello Hello!
Guess who?
Amazing what money can buy isn't it?
He’s such a pussy. Never lets anyone comment on his posts. I guess getting beaten down by Howard, Robin, Fred, Artie, Jackie, King of all Blacks, Ralph, Kaplan, Rapaport, ETM, the Howard TV crew, Hank, Billy West, Jeff the Drunk, Jackson, Lucas, Mary, weight issues, ugliness, life in general etc etc etc for 5 decades will make a man a little gun shy
when people say Mary is attractive, is that like calling a fat guy "Tiny"? because she looks like a pencil neck Greg the Hammer Valentine
Gary married Ann Coulter?
Mary is such a bitch. I feel bad for Gary. Gets beat up from Howard and callers then goes home and has the be the house bitch after paying all the bills.
Gary won the lotto. He’s doing alright.
I’m club fucking footed you asshole
Gary does get the first piece of chicken at dinner time.
Gary always seemed like a happily married guy who enjoyed his family life. Maybe he likes being an involved father?
How the hell do you know that about Mary? Are you that idiot who writes into the show mad at Howard for being too mean to Gary?
Idiots there was so many times Howard busted his balls about it. Who’s writing to Howard fool. I said I feel bad for how shitty he gets treated from Howard at times, the calls and songs about him and then his wife. Stupid
Since they are married over nointeen years Mary doesn't have to worry about keeping her figure since she would get lifetime alimony if you tried to divorce her. That's got to be a tough picture for her to look at towering over a chimpanzee
The slot, how's the slot? Is it a perfect 90 degrees or a little zizaziz???
Little did she know she was marrying Fisty Gary
This dude always has something to chime in with in every conversation he must be fun at parties
You know we were just talking about this in the back office... Gary holding court.
Who has the nicer ear rings ?
He needed a step stool to bend her over the bed
Ba Ba Beauty and the Beast
Ma ma monkey
Gorgeous woman!
Sweet earring
I’m happy for FaFa.
He should have shaved.
His ass.
Good for Gary.
beauty and the ba-ba-beast
Hey Boff, got to toff some salad and ate some aff...of course showers were taken. It was an awesome night.
Dear Gary … WGAS / WGAF - Steven Langford.
Garylla
That’s the epitome of a “swarthy looking mother fucker”
Cute Monkey
I woulda laughed too
Mack Hine
More like a John Oates wedding pic.
Ta Ta Toothy
Fla fla flo hi
John Oates
"She said Yes, Boff."
Is that an earring on him??