*Seventeen bathrooms*
*In this place and I threw up*
*In the coat closet!*
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“Growing up I had barely enough pieces of parents to make 1 whole one and this baby hasn’t even been born yet and has 3 parents who love it so much that they’re arguing over who loves it most. It’s just the luckiest baby in the whole world.”
Rachel: [to Ross] Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple...
Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
Oh she has some of the best lines in the show. My top favourites are,
1) ( Rachel telling Monica that she doesn't wanna attend Ross's wedding)
Phoebe: "Actually it's not. You see that was an actual problem and yours is like a bunch of high school crap that no one really gives a....you know"
Rachel: *starts to cry* " I'm sorry, I guess I just thought -
Phoebe: " Oh here come the water works"
(Man, Phoebe in her usual self is a savage queen and then add to that the pregnancy hormones)
2) (Joey throws a bachelor party for Ross)
another one while she was pregnant:
" Hey, get your ass back in here, Tribbiani"
3) (Phoebe calls Monica a high maintenance and Rachel a pushover)
Monica and Rachel: We're sorry to say this Phoebe, but you are flaky
Phoebe: Yeah, I am
Monica and Rachel: So, you're fine with being flaky
Phoebe: Well, yeah
Monica and Rachel: Then we are fine being high maintenance and a pushover
Phoebe: Good for you
Monica and Rachel (simultaneously): PHOEBE, I'm not high maintenance and I'm not a pushover
Phoebe: Who said you were?
Them: You did!
Phoebe: "Oh I'm flaky, I'll say anything"
Sorry Frank I’m sort of in the middle of the last favor you asked for
- when she is in giving birth to the triplets and Frank asks her to “do him a favor and hold it in” because Alice is on her way 😂
Phoebe: "It would make my grandmother happy that we're trying to figure out her recipe. I bet she's looking up at us and smiling right now."
Ross: "Looking up?"
Phoebe: "Oh yeah. No, she was really nice to me, but she's in hell for sure."
After they try breaking in to the van on the street and the alarm goes off - “Haul ass!!!” (I can’t believe no one has said this yet - her delivery of this line is perfect)
and I can't remember the exact wording but ended she and Rachel are waiting for the hot guy to come get his phone and "what do we do? An even HOTTER one showed up! "
One of my favorites is
“I’m just helping the kids”
“How is you drinking helping the kids?”
“Well, the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink”
'That is brand new information!'
I always use this when someone says something obvious lol
Me too. 😂
See, it’s things like this which is why you’re BURNING IN HELL.
This line always makes me wish they left in “Monica, these are the cookies they serve in hell!”
She ended up saying the line, “This must be what evil tastes like!!” Is that right? We still repeat that line today.
Yes! I forgot about that line
Wait is this a deleted scene or something
I saw it in the blooper reels when Monica made those Mockalate cookies and I think they had to take it out bc Lisa couldn’t get through it lol
I just watched that episode 😆
That’s amazing!
Oh i wish i could but i dont want to
I’ve actively used this since I’ve heard it. Top 5 quote for all cast
This is in my every day vernacular
Cemented her as my fave day one!
My all time favorite!!!
Ooh, I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter!!
I love this one. Top quote from PB.
“They don't know that we know they know we know."
This is it. It’s brilliant and I still can’t get my head round it
I have a t shirt that says that. It’s one of the greatest moments!
*Bagpipe noises*
And Jennifer Aniston trying to hide her laughter 🤣
The look of absolute bafflement on Jen’s face when Lisa starts “singing” will never not make me laugh.
#EEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
🎶 *celebrate good times!* 🎶
Came here to say this 😅
“Oh come on Will, just take off your shirt and tell us!”
this is it
Kills me every time!!!
“If you touch my guitar again ill have to pound on you a little bit”
"Do you want to learn how to play guitar?" "Yes!!" "Then DON'T TOUCH A GUITAR"
WHO WILL PERFORM THE CERMONY, WHO WILL PERFORM THE CEREMONY
*Seventeen bathrooms in this place and I threw up in the coat closet!*
When he gets going he can rattle the headboard like a sailor on leave. …that’s my boy…
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So where does everyone summer?
“Lily’s dead.” “Are you sure?” “Well either that or cremating her was a big mistake”
If it’s a girl, Phoebe. And if it’s a boy, Phoebo.
Please don’t name your baby Phoebo
I don't even have a pla
I say this and so many people look at me like I am crazy. 😜
The more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink
“Growing up I had barely enough pieces of parents to make 1 whole one and this baby hasn’t even been born yet and has 3 parents who love it so much that they’re arguing over who loves it most. It’s just the luckiest baby in the whole world.”
my favorite ❤️
“Something Is Wrong With The Left Phalange." 🛬
There is no phalange!
Oh my god this plane doesn’t even have a phalange!
Phoebe: Ah Catwoman, we meet again. Monica: So we do Supergirl. Phoebe: No, it's me, Phoebe. Also,, "aww Pheebs." Not knowing it's her name lol.
Pheobe- Aww pheebs Rachel- honey that's your name Pheobe- that's short for Phoebe, I thought thats just what we called each other
"Pheebs is short for Phoebe? I just thought that's how we called each other"
“I just gave birth to three children and I will not see them grow up in a world where Joey is right.”
He stabbed me first!
🤣🤣🤣
Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! PICK UP THE SOOOOCK!!!
LOOK ALIVE JUDY
Her expression is just like chandlers when Ross keeps saying “pivot!” And chandler says shut up three times. Both scenes make me actually cackle
Oh you like that you should hear my phone number?
My eyes my eyes!
CHANDLER AND MONICA! CHANDLER AND MONICA!
I have to scream it every time I rewatch it 🤣
"Hi, it's Phoebe, listen someone's gonna have to take my 9 o'clock with Mr. Rehak 'cause it's like 9:15 now and I'm not there" This is one of my favs.
I'm very bend-y.
Favorite line from my favorite episode. That whole scene had me cry-laughing.
how are you still single?
P as in Phoebe H as in hoebe O as in oebe E as in ebe B as in b-be And E as in 'ello there, mate!
This.
“If we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.”
Sorry Ross that's all the lines we have
Eating taffy: what the mother of crap is up with this stuff‽
Is it gum, is it food, what’s the deal?! *swallows* Oh it’s nice. may I try a pink one?
“I think we should see other people” means “ha ha I already am!”
Rachel: [to Ross] Boy, you really can't stand to lose, can you? Your whole face is getting red... little veins popping out on your temple... Phoebe: Plus that shirt doesn't really match those pants.
🤣
Oh she has some of the best lines in the show. My top favourites are, 1) ( Rachel telling Monica that she doesn't wanna attend Ross's wedding) Phoebe: "Actually it's not. You see that was an actual problem and yours is like a bunch of high school crap that no one really gives a....you know" Rachel: *starts to cry* " I'm sorry, I guess I just thought - Phoebe: " Oh here come the water works" (Man, Phoebe in her usual self is a savage queen and then add to that the pregnancy hormones) 2) (Joey throws a bachelor party for Ross) another one while she was pregnant: " Hey, get your ass back in here, Tribbiani" 3) (Phoebe calls Monica a high maintenance and Rachel a pushover) Monica and Rachel: We're sorry to say this Phoebe, but you are flaky Phoebe: Yeah, I am Monica and Rachel: So, you're fine with being flaky Phoebe: Well, yeah Monica and Rachel: Then we are fine being high maintenance and a pushover Phoebe: Good for you Monica and Rachel (simultaneously): PHOEBE, I'm not high maintenance and I'm not a pushover Phoebe: Who said you were? Them: You did! Phoebe: "Oh I'm flaky, I'll say anything"
🎵 First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay But here I am singing on his wedding day!🎵
“Whenever I get married guess who won’t be asked to sing? Somebody named Geller and someBODY else named BING!”
Mine is anytime she gets pissed about Denise. DENISE!!!! ALSO, mainly stopped by to say how stunning she looks in this picture!
I can’t decide if I love this or hate it because my name is Denise!
We talk about you all the time!!! Denise!!!
Phoebe : Are you kidding? That woman has the nose of a bloodhound! And the breasts of a Greek goddess.
[удалено]
Just one of my favorite bi moments of Phoebe 😂
"Stephanie knows all the chords" 🎶 "I may play the fool at times, but I'm a little more than just a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit"
And I love CRAP! o.O
"EEEEEEE EEEEEE EEEEEEEE"
Favorite song “jingle bitch screwed me over! Go to hell, jingle whore, go to hell, go to hell,go to h-h-hell!”
Oh I wish I could but … I don’t want to He’s her lobster
Wow! Big day huh? People moving in, people getting annulled… (Winks at Ross.)
Awwww pheobes
More bandages! No oh, this is getting ridiculous
I am mad at you Ross but I don't remember why 😅😂
Demon! Demon!!!
When asked about her last job she says “yeah, they thought I was a whore”
“come on Ross you’re a palaeontologist, dog a little deeper”
or “i’m giving birth to my brothers babies”
Sorry I'm late, but I didn't want to be here.
Her singing “Ross Can”
Ross can get me the tickets
I wish I could, but I don’t want to. Thanks but I know.
“Nest lay Toll Housin”
"We I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help" in regards to her box of baby rats
"You like that? You should hear my phone number."
This is so unbelievably smooth
I feel like I’ve had ten drinks today…and I’ve only had six!
Well if you’re gonna cry…
I love when she says “YOU DID NOT!“ when Rachel says she came up with the name for relaxi-taxi
“wow. eye contact? I hope you were wearing protection”
"Hello Grandma, if that is in fact your real name!"
You are the boss of you ! 🧡
I wish I could, but I don’t want to
They don’t know we know they know we know
…FLAMEBOY!
Princess consqueala banana hammock
🎶crazy underwear creeping up my butt, crazy underwear always in a rut🎶
Favorite dress 🥲 anyone know where I can find a dupe?
“Something is wrong with the left phalange."
“You know if we were in prison, you would be like my bitches.”
Well…this is my bra.
Get back into the kitchen Monica, the garlic isn’t going to overuse itself…
“ I know it’s La Poo now but it’ll get better “
“Oh my god, well the idea a woman flirting with a single man.. We must alert the church elders” lmao
one of her many "Ohh Nooo"'s
You like that you should hear my phone number
"Oh my eyes my eyes! "
Who's singing?
“What the hell?!” When Ross reveals the bike to her
sorry i can’t, i have to take my grandmother to the vet
“Hold me closer Tony Daaaanza!”
The timing and delivery of "Take your shirt off and tell us" was masterful
“See? Vegetarianism benefits everyone.”
“Just two friends getting together… having sex.”
Hell, I'm drunk right now! ..What? I can't have a mimosa with breakfast?! I'm on vacation!
Maybe because you never listen to anything I say, I talk about her all the time! DENISE!
I sous-stand!
"But am I ready to take my grade A loins off the meat market?"
Money and a firm hand? Finally a Chandler I can get on board with!
Sorry Frank I’m sort of in the middle of the last favor you asked for - when she is in giving birth to the triplets and Frank asks her to “do him a favor and hold it in” because Alice is on her way 😂
“You should be. I’m very bendy.”
Is daddy gonna spank me?
[To Rachel] "Nothing rhymes with your stupid name!"
WHAT?? when Joey proposes to Rachel because she is pregnant after having just proposed to Phoebe for the same thing.
“I would use the strongest tool at my disposal…. My sexuality.”
Off topic, but Jesus Christ Lisa Kudrow looks incredible I this shot.
I wish I could but I don’t want to.
"oh no". It's a repeated line she says a few times. Almost like a catchphrase. Phoebe has "Oh no", Monica has "I know!" And Rachel has *gasp* "Noooo!"
Don’t aww Phebes that sucks me just yet
I’ll—fill her ice cube trays! Good?
Sorry I’m late, but I left late.
Isn’t this Rachel’s line?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee EEEEEEE EEEEEEE - singing along to the bagpipe
"Jack Bing, Morning Gazette. I'm gonna blow this story wide open!!!"
“I wish I could but I don’t want to”
“And they give me benefits, like medical and dental and a four-oh-wunk”
you sound like monican’t not monican!
moni-ca
Girlfiends and boyfriends will come and go, THIS IS FOR LIFE
Good luck, good luck, good luck, we all wish you good luuuuuck! 🎶
“Goodbye Ross….forever.” “Oh you and your ways.”
The fact that I read every single one of these quotes in her voice, down to the tone and inflection. I have maybe watched this show too much 😅😅😅
Monica:Do you think animals talk about us? Phoebe:What? Like behind our backs?
It’s too late for me, *save yourselves*.” And the gesticulating that accompanies this line is perfection.
“WE WANT THE LAST 6 YEARS BACK”
👏🏼SO. 👏🏼DO. 👏🏼WE. SO 👏🏼 DO 👏🏼 WE👏🏼!!!!!!!!! I’m sorry you had to see that
Phoebe: "It would make my grandmother happy that we're trying to figure out her recipe. I bet she's looking up at us and smiling right now." Ross: "Looking up?" Phoebe: "Oh yeah. No, she was really nice to me, but she's in hell for sure."
Oh come on, Will. Just take off your shirt and tell us.
I like whatever she is saying in this picture
MY EYES
Denise, denise!!! Ikea, normal swedish name. You like my name, maybe you can hear my number
"...why isn't it Spiderman?"
to rachel and monica ***If we were in prison, you guys would be, like ,my bitches***
"And once he puts you on the stand, he's gonna make you look like a fool, like a FOOL!"
Reading through this thread and realising just how ridiculous the character is, in a charming and very funny way 😭 I love her!
these are my breasts
“Back then you know, we called it The Great War.”
# "I'm very bendy!"
"oh, no"
“Now let’s give our friend Joey a chance to explain why HES SUCH A BIG PERVERT!!”
After they try breaking in to the van on the street and the alarm goes off - “Haul ass!!!” (I can’t believe no one has said this yet - her delivery of this line is perfect)
"An hour ago a line like that would've floored me, but now nothing. Well, not nothing, I am still a woman."
They don't know that we know they know we know.
She looks so pretty in this photo , I don’t remember that episode
"Cos the more I drink the less there is for the kids to drink".
nestle tollhouse!!!
That is brand new information
‘Oh, pheebs’ ‘Phoebe that’s your name’ ‘Oh I thought that’s what we called each other’
You guys got a hospital? Fancy!
Good luck good luck we all wish you good luuuuuuuuuuuuck
and I can't remember the exact wording but ended she and Rachel are waiting for the hot guy to come get his phone and "what do we do? An even HOTTER one showed up! "
I LOVE JACQUES COUSTEAU!!!!
I'm sorry dear, but I think Jacque Cousteau is dead.
One of my favorites is “I’m just helping the kids” “How is you drinking helping the kids?” “Well, the more I drink, the less there is for the kids to drink”
“Shh Doogie shhh” 🤫
And you’re ALL invited to BITE MEY
I don’t know word for word but it’s like… A single adult flirting with another single adult? Someone tell the church elders!
"oh my eyes, oh my eyessss!!"