Monica: Ross, are you okay?
Ross: I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today.
Monica: Why?!
Ross: On account of my rage.
Chandler: Which I may say, right now, is out of control.
The way Chandler delivers this line always slays me😂😂😂.
Also, I LOVE unhinged Ross.
When I was teaching my daughter to wash hands I told her she needed to count to 30, Mississippily. Now that word is just a part of our family's vocabulary.
OMG when he tries to get the self defense instructor to attack Rachel and Phoebe with him. Dead. There are just too many good Ross moments. (all of the cast really)
One of my favorite scenes in the entire show was Ross talking to the instructor.
“I tried attacking two women, did not work”
“What??”
“No it’s okay, they’re my friends! In fact, I was married to one of them.”
“You attacked your ex wife?”
“Oh no, no no! No. I TRIED to attack them.”
You know when you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day? Like that, except instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.
“And… to love. Ahh, love... l-o-v-e. L is for life, and what is life without love? O is for Oh WOW! V is for this very surprising turn of events which I am still fine with, by the way. EEEEEE, is for how *extremely* normal I find it that *you* two are together... and that one day you might get married and have children of your own.”
“Dude are you okay?”
“Totally!”
I love the scenes that show his tendency to rationalize everything, including emotional stuff. Then his life becomes a mess, and he seems to be totally clueless of WHY these things happen to him.
His marriage to Emily:
>Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, *I did what I had to do*! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Emily! Emily, is my wife! Man, *what is that*?
His marriage to Rachel:
>We are still married, don't tell Rachel. See ya later...
>I'm not in love with Rachel...
>It’s not my fault her hair got in my face, she’s got a lot of it and it smells all uh…coconutty... Maybe I have feelings for coconuts!
My absolute favorite is the story about the flood and the eagle in the apartment w little Emma when Ross and Rachel are locked out and Ross gets really really into the tale and Rachel just looks at him and says (iirc) you’re gonna be really sorry if that’s true.
When Ross and Phoebe date the divorced couple.
Phoebe: “Well we want the last 6 years back!”
Ross: “SO DO WE!! SO DO WE!!”
Also, shortly after:
Ross: “Oh just SAY IT KYLE!”
As a Jewish person, I usually get asked every year what Hanukkah is about . And every time, without fail, I find myself saying, “Years and years ago, there were these people called the macaabees!” And I hear “Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas” in my head 🤦♀️
The leather pants slays me every time. He's a brilliant physical comedian.
I love the scene where he's drinking green liqueur with Joey because that's all they had. He loves it behind Joey's back but pretends not to in front of Joey.
Ross has so many good comedy moments, Schwimmer is so underrated!
But we quote this one the most in our house whenever we complain about the slightest inconvenience.
https://preview.redd.it/u9oktgw2av6d1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d104d84898d1d4da0147577b317fa5a2b18054db
- the scene in the OP
- MY SANDWICH
- FINE BY ME!!!
- So the question isn't "what did you do?", it's "who did you do?"
- "excuse me", after joey abandoned him after everybody caught them napping together
Joey on the answering machine: hey Ross, there's a hooker over here and we're wondering if you knew anything about that
Rachel's dad, Rachel, Mona glaring angrily
Ross: NOOO!!
I say this in every Friends thread but, David didn’t get nearly enough credit for all the physical comedy he did.
For me, he was as good at the physical comedy as Matthew was with the sarcasm.
Ross is my least favorite but apparently when things go super wrong for him, I laugh… the paste pants scene I’ve surely watched at least a hundred times now and I have not yet failed to laugh at it like it’s brand new.
It was a deleted scene but that episode, in the finale season. Ross walks out of the cafe. To which he’s approached by a man with a gun. The man says “you know what this is for” and shots Ross til he’s dead.
This may have also been a dream of mine. Unsure.
MoniCA
I felt this. I felllllt this.
I CAN HEAR THIS IN HIS EXACT VOICE😂
Monica: Ross, are you okay? Ross: I'm fine! I saw a psychiatrist at work today. Monica: Why?! Ross: On account of my rage. Chandler: Which I may say, right now, is out of control. The way Chandler delivers this line always slays me😂😂😂. Also, I LOVE unhinged Ross.
"And I thought it was a good idea...so I took it." The delivery is hilarious.
I definitely don’t care about my sandwich
😂😂😂😂
I say this to myself when I take off my shoes after a hard day and get into the tub haha
 By far. I’ll take any excuse to use this gif and discuss this moment. 😂
How many takes do you think this took?
So many 😭😂
Electrifying! 😂
Infinite times (🕰️🔩🦺💥)
MY FAJITAS 
https://i.redd.it/jv3tzyvphn6d1.gif
I hear this gif so clearly
This episode was classic Ross!
“EEEEEEEEE…”
EEEEE!
[удалено]
Who’s Miss Hawaiian Tropic?
Did you count Mississippily?
Mississippilessly?!
Was that place 'the Sun'?
8 Mississippi.😁
When I was teaching my daughter to wash hands I told her she needed to count to 30, Mississippily. Now that word is just a part of our family's vocabulary.
Hold on, there's something different
https://i.redd.it/oxmihnr9jm6d1.gif
This makes me laugh every time i see it!
I will stop whatever I’m doing and watch this physical comedy moment. Never fails to crack me up!
My favorite too!!!
YES I love this scene.
David Schwimmer is so freaking funny. Love him in 30 rock
This.
MY SANDWICH
The correct answer.
YOU THREW AWAY MY SANDWICH?
OMG when he tries to get the self defense instructor to attack Rachel and Phoebe with him. Dead. There are just too many good Ross moments. (all of the cast really)
One of my favorite scenes in the entire show was Ross talking to the instructor. “I tried attacking two women, did not work” “What??” “No it’s okay, they’re my friends! In fact, I was married to one of them.” “You attacked your ex wife?” “Oh no, no no! No. I TRIED to attack them.”
"Maybe we can attack them together!"
Oh the best part of that interaction is when he was like “yeah I was watching” and looks all wide-eyed.
I was just about to type that!
Dating the dirty girl. Did homo erectus hunt with wooden tools?
You know when you throw your jacket on a chair at the end of the day? Like that, except instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of a jacket, it's a pile of garbage. And instead of the end of the day, it's the end of time, and garbage is all that has survived.
Come on .. it wasn't Mitsy, only a rat.
the noise he makes when he gets that goo on his hand 😂 i die every time
Ha and then the mystery meat!
According to recent findings!
Snort 😆
According to recent findings!
TOW Ross is fine is one of the funniest episodes to me
https://i.redd.it/v2n2bxhlin6d1.gif
Oh my God, where are all the men?! 😆
“Why is your family Scottish?!” “Why is your family *ROSS*?!
Funniest. I always laugh at this scene
That melty slide under the bed is amazing physical comedy by David
IKR!
 “And… to love. Ahh, love... l-o-v-e. L is for life, and what is life without love? O is for Oh WOW! V is for this very surprising turn of events which I am still fine with, by the way. EEEEEE, is for how *extremely* normal I find it that *you* two are together... and that one day you might get married and have children of your own.” “Dude are you okay?” “Totally!”
It must be the pressure of entertaining
I love the scenes that show his tendency to rationalize everything, including emotional stuff. Then his life becomes a mess, and he seems to be totally clueless of WHY these things happen to him. His marriage to Emily: >Emily showed up at the airport! I had to go after her! I mean, *I did what I had to do*! She's my wife! Rachel is my wife! Emily! Emily, is my wife! Man, *what is that*? His marriage to Rachel: >We are still married, don't tell Rachel. See ya later... >I'm not in love with Rachel... >It’s not my fault her hair got in my face, she’s got a lot of it and it smells all uh…coconutty... Maybe I have feelings for coconuts! 
You complete me kitchen, matey
 The older brother coded Ross
This is the best Ross moment, followed by 
 The whole make out session still cracks me up.
Just three? I’m dilated three!
My absolute favorite is the story about the flood and the eagle in the apartment w little Emma when Ross and Rachel are locked out and Ross gets really really into the tale and Rachel just looks at him and says (iirc) you’re gonna be really sorry if that’s true.
OMG that was hilarious
https://preview.redd.it/o2xrvg4rpm6d1.jpeg?width=1198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb2f55726d780701dd023a2bfbe6e3a390c8aa60
Ross: I'm gonna die alone! Chandler: By drowning or...
The paste pants are my favorite. I die laughing every time. That, or FAJITAS! 
When Ross and Phoebe date the divorced couple. Phoebe: “Well we want the last 6 years back!” Ross: “SO DO WE!! SO DO WE!!” Also, shortly after: Ross: “Oh just SAY IT KYLE!”
The blooper reel of this is HYSTERICAL. GAH GAH GACK!
"let's just forget about the condoms" "Oh I may as well have!"
I want to talk to the PRESIDENT of the CONDOM COMPANY… yeah I’ll press 1!
As a Jewish person, I usually get asked every year what Hanukkah is about . And every time, without fail, I find myself saying, “Years and years ago, there were these people called the macaabees!” And I hear “Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas” in my head 🤦♀️
You wanna wander in the hall?
Came here for holiday armadillo!
When David Schwimmer posted a video response to that cctv footage of that robbery 😂
https://i.redd.it/qajkxrfpbn6d1.gif
Ross’ watching tv bit
When Ross says “look at meeeee” when he’s saying how he’s a loser in Monica’s apartment without his pants on just kills me everytime even now! 🤣
I’m fine!
I'm making FAJITAS! I say these quotes all the time. I'm finnneee.
I don’t know why it’s getting out all loud and squeaky.. cause really I’M FINE
In TOW where Nana dies twice and he gets high on tranquilizers
That tastes like feet!
Ross never misses he’s just the funniest
"SO DO WE!!! SO. DO. WE!!!!!"
Tbh the leather pants episode was the one that made me forgive him for the incident
I crack up at the way he says this every time 😄
Haha he gets excited about palaeontology stuff in the most unexpected times
100% this
PIVOT! PIVOT!
Returning the couch that was cut in half
The leather pants is my number one and the tanning salon is my second. MISSISSIPPILESSLY?!
The leather pants slays me every time. He's a brilliant physical comedian. I love the scene where he's drinking green liqueur with Joey because that's all they had. He loves it behind Joey's back but pretends not to in front of Joey.
When he’s stuck between Mona and Rachel’s dad. “I need to lie down”
“Dr Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. green….”
Unagi
PIVOT!!
hurricane gloria didn’t break the porch swing monica did!!
Ross has so many good comedy moments, Schwimmer is so underrated! But we quote this one the most in our house whenever we complain about the slightest inconvenience. https://preview.redd.it/u9oktgw2av6d1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d104d84898d1d4da0147577b317fa5a2b18054db
[This one](https://youtu.be/lPEpblNRzrU?t=110) is only on the DVDs. It always gets me
double self-hand bumps
Ross is extremely close to being the funniest character if not for Chandler
He definitely has my favourite main stories, all my favourite episodes are Ross ones.
Oh my god if you say that one more time I'm gonna break up with you!
I wish they played this episode more!! “The lotion and powder have made a PAAAAAASTE!”
- the scene in the OP - MY SANDWICH - FINE BY ME!!! - So the question isn't "what did you do?", it's "who did you do?" - "excuse me", after joey abandoned him after everybody caught them napping together
I, too, am a neat guy!😁
Mona : Tell me something dirty… Ross : …Vulva ? Mona : 😶
Not mona, Janet from the office lol
Wait The Office or Friends (PLEASE don’t spoil me i’m at the beginning at The Office’s fourth season!!)
eeeEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEE is for how, *extremely* normal I find it that *you* two are together...
Ross is by far the funniest character on the show and it’s not close. I will die on this hill.
We will , we will , call you back!
 Fake cry…. “FINE BY ME!”
Going through all these gifs, I just have to ask: HOW can anyone NOT like Ross?!
For me it’s the tanning place. That having been said, “When is the last time I owned a great smelling pair of pants?”
The lotion and the powder have made a paste!!
Unami
PIVOT
"Why is your family Scottish?" "Why is your family Ross?"
“So you got two more twos?” “IM AN EIGHT!”
Methane smells
The scene with Mona and Rachel’s father. Joey and Chandler’s voicemail about the hooker really is the cherry on top
Joey on the answering machine: hey Ross, there's a hooker over here and we're wondering if you knew anything about that Rachel's dad, Rachel, Mona glaring angrily Ross: NOOO!!
Ross and Rachel being caught having a hookup in the caveman exhibit by the field trip the next morning.
I AM AN 8!
The Holiday Armadillo. And anytime he broke out that keyboard.
https://preview.redd.it/d5s7056lut6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=970d039a179a0a5f04ce5f3172e0699a1ca808d3
Two Mississippi’s???
 You look young.
We’re having fun
RED ROSS 😡😡
I say this in every Friends thread but, David didn’t get nearly enough credit for all the physical comedy he did. For me, he was as good at the physical comedy as Matthew was with the sarcasm.
Ross is my least favorite but apparently when things go super wrong for him, I laugh… the paste pants scene I’ve surely watched at least a hundred times now and I have not yet failed to laugh at it like it’s brand new.
Was this gif a blooper they kept in?
 this was the best one for 'leaving the door open'.
More sheets in the dryer? *Clunk*
The spray tan
PASTE PANTS!!!!
When Phoebe gets him to admit science *could* be wrong about evolution. Classic Phoebs as well.
That's a good one for sure!
 this password is fucking good
 “ I went to that tanning place YOUR WIFE suggested. “ Chandler - “ was that place, THE SUN ?”
The one where there is no way he would have a chance with Rachel in real life.
It was a deleted scene but that episode, in the finale season. Ross walks out of the cafe. To which he’s approached by a man with a gun. The man says “you know what this is for” and shots Ross til he’s dead. This may have also been a dream of mine. Unsure.