I love when a coworker has been calling him the wrong name but it's been going on too long to correct him... then the co-worker wants to get a job on his floor so Chandler gives bad info about him so he doesn't get the job... then they both wreck Chandler's office when the guy finds out someone named Chandler kept him from getting hired.
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“He’s cute. He’s funny…”
“He is a HE?!”
“Okay, I’m just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now.”
Also love his subsequent interactions with Lowell (totally loved that guy) from the office and this: “Out of my league? I could get a Brian! If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian.”
“Hey, Brian.”
Chandler: Okay, so I can't fire Joseph. But, uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Joey: Karen?
Chandler: Yeah. I'm thinking about having an affair with her. You know what? I just did!
Joey: What are you trying to do to me, man?
Chandler: Oh, it wasn't me! It was my character, Chandy! The rogue processor who seduces his coworkers' wives for sport, then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler! In fact, I have her panties in my desk drawer right now!
Joey: Really?!
Chandler: No, freak show! She's fictional!!
When his boss said, he’s never seen an anus like that since… (I forget)
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I love the delivery of that, after saying the stuff about Brian. The character would be mortified on the inside cuz he's Chandler but he's so cool about it outwardly. Outtakes of this scene would be fun to see.
When the guy who calls Chandler Toby comes to his floor and asks, “Where is this Chandler?” Then Chandler points down the hall with his left hand, as his right hand is sliding his nameplate on the door out of its holder!! (I wish I could find a gif of this moment)
When he’s told to fire that woman (whose name I don’t recall) but he can’t do it and instead he promotes her and asks her out on a date. And it just gets worse from there…
The little scene from season 1 when he mistakenly switches the mouth freshener and air freshener after smoking, that was hilarious 🤣
I love when a coworker has been calling him the wrong name but it's been going on too long to correct him... then the co-worker wants to get a job on his floor so Chandler gives bad info about him so he doesn't get the job... then they both wreck Chandler's office when the guy finds out someone named Chandler kept him from getting hired.
Toby!
Mine was when they confronted the stripper about the missing ring and Joey had to contain his laughter when Ross flipped out.
"Will you marry me?" -------Chandler Muriel Bing to the stripper
"The position of my best man is still open, and so is the position of the bride." -------Chandler Muriel Bing to the stripper
https://preview.redd.it/5i6kge5v4c8d1.png?width=972&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9c5b929f8db673aef8db838e5e12f31e6c080d1 “He’s cute. He’s funny…” “He is a HE?!” “Okay, I’m just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now.” Also love his subsequent interactions with Lowell (totally loved that guy) from the office and this: “Out of my league? I could get a Brian! If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian.” “Hey, Brian.”
"Yeah, Karen! I'm thinking about having an affair with her... oh you know what? I JUST DID!"
Hey, sir, do you know how I can access the good internet porn? You’re a joker, Bing! ….What’s funny about that?
What does a guy have to do to be taken *seriously* around here??
Chandler: Okay, so I can't fire Joseph. But, uh, I can sleep with his wife. Joey: Karen? Chandler: Yeah. I'm thinking about having an affair with her. You know what? I just did! Joey: What are you trying to do to me, man? Chandler: Oh, it wasn't me! It was my character, Chandy! The rogue processor who seduces his coworkers' wives for sport, then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler! In fact, I have her panties in my desk drawer right now! Joey: Really?! Chandler: No, freak show! She's fictional!!
When he calls his secretary in and all she does is open the door and glare 😂 "Thank you Helen, that'll be all"
"last time, i promise"
The one where Phoebe becomes his assistant and then they go, P: Bai Bai C: Bai Bai *On the intercom buzz* "watchu doin?"
“I’m looking at the Wenus and I’m Not Happy”
They keep taking my scissors
"Honey, you are fired"
When his boss said, he’s never seen an anus like that since… (I forget) https://preview.redd.it/qob1zx5q3c8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98711feb5472d29daac2c4106ae5db5775b849c8
Wenus 😉
“Hey, Brian.”
I love the delivery of that, after saying the stuff about Brian. The character would be mortified on the inside cuz he's Chandler but he's so cool about it outwardly. Outtakes of this scene would be fun to see.
Anything with Doug! D: Who went to Dartmouth? Dartmouth sucks! Did you go to Dartmouth, Bing? C: No sir. D: There you go! *slap*
hey Toby do you wanna a donut
It's Bob actually.
 .....
Love this scene mainly because of the Blue Jays hat on his desk.
“Depends on what you mean by we.”
THE WEENUS
When the guy who calls Chandler Toby comes to his floor and asks, “Where is this Chandler?” Then Chandler points down the hall with his left hand, as his right hand is sliding his nameplate on the door out of its holder!! (I wish I could find a gif of this moment)
When he’s told to fire that woman (whose name I don’t recall) but he can’t do it and instead he promotes her and asks her out on a date. And it just gets worse from there…
Her name was Tina or Nina I don't remember, but there was a "Na" part at the end.
Well that was more than I remembered!! 😂
Oh my god, you’re amazing Oh… you don’t know..
doodies
