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H: Heyo, y’all mind given me a ride to the beach? Heard there were big ass waves around here.
A, riding their hover boards, evading other military forces: Uh… sure? You do know there is a war going on, right?
H: I mean, yea, but waves.
A: Alright, fine, hop on I guess. *stupid human, risking their life for a wave*
Thanks to the humans introducing surf culture, the war is brought to a peaceful conclusion. The humans have no idea what's going on, but they just roll with it and join in the surfing.
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H: Heyo, y’all mind given me a ride to the beach? Heard there were big ass waves around here. A, riding their hover boards, evading other military forces: Uh… sure? You do know there is a war going on, right? H: I mean, yea, but waves. A: Alright, fine, hop on I guess. *stupid human, risking their life for a wave*
Imagine them watching surfing
If you want to see earth get blown apart and each fragment meticulously tracked and disintegrated, all you have to do is introduce aliens to 4chan.
4chan would just want to fuck the aliens
They unironically would, I remember the area 51 raid thread. Honestly surprised no one was dumb enough to actually do it.
Didn’t like two people actually try
I mean who wouldent?
ok but surfer guys also seem like the type to join the liberation side and kick absolute ass
Isn't that sorta the plot of Farcry 3?
Only if the surfer guy and his friends gets caught by the other side and subjected to torture and murder.
Thanks to the humans introducing surf culture, the war is brought to a peaceful conclusion. The humans have no idea what's going on, but they just roll with it and join in the surfing.
Righteous!
\*squints\* I posted this a few weeks ago....and yet this is a better usage of it....I feel defeated, TAKE MY UPVOTE
We're militia fighters, not assholes.
[Some people will do anything for a good surf](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/blolva/100_thousand_the_dive/)